A little NC-17 in this chapter.

Chapter 15: Coming Home To Yummy-ness

After Buffy's talk with Willow she felt a little on the down side but she kept reminding herself of what Keith had told her. She had to keep reminding herself that everything was going to be okay.

As she walked into the house she could smell something. It smelt good!

She walked threw the living room and into the kitchen, seeing all the guys sitting around at either the table or the counter with the bar stool, except Angel who was standing at the counter making something. "Hey Good lookin, what cha' got cookin?" She joked waking towards him, stopping right next to him.

"Hey Baby." He said leaning down to give her a sweet kiss.

"Hey now, where is my kiss?" Gunn joked.

"I don't want to kiss you." Angel tossed over his shoulder.

"I was talking to Buffy." Gunn said picking a card up from the table. It looked like he was playing poker with Spike.

"You boys are home early. Were you good little soldiers today?" She joked turning around to look at the other 3 men.

"Always, Buffy. Always." Doyle replied with a grin glancing up from his cell phone.

Buffy turned back to Angel. "You never answered me. That was a serious question. What are you cooking? It smells SOOOO good."

Angel smiled. "Well since your specialty is snicker doodles and mine are chocolate chip cookies, I thought I would combine them and make a little something new."

"Mmmmm, Chocolate Snicker Chips?" Buffy said. "Desert before dinner, I love living with guys."

Angel laughed at the name she came up with. "If that's what you want to call them. How was your day?"

"Are we really going to do that 'how was your day, dear' bit? If I didn't know any better I would think you were neutered." Spike said annoyed. Buffy gave Spike a offended look.

"Spike, shut the hell up. Just leave them alone." Doyle said walking out of the kitchen.

"Someone still had there panties in a bunch." Spike remarked.

"Sherwood really did a number on him." Gunn commented.

"Huh?" Buffy asked.

"Another soldier made a comment about Doyle today and he seems to still be upset about it even though he told me he was fine." Angel told Buffy.

"What happened?" She asked him.

Angel stopped stirring the cookie batter. "I don't know if you know this but Doyle is married." He received a odd look from Buffy. "I take that as a no. Has been for years now. Right out of high school he got married to his high school sweet heart Harry, they were together for a few years and she decided Army life wasn't for her. I don't know if she didn't want to move around so much or just didn't want to be an Army Wife , but she left him. He was beyond devastated when it happened. Took him a while to get out of his slump. But he finally did and now he and Harry are talking again. This other soldier- Jeremy… he made a comment about Doyle not getting a divorce because Harry is still getting Healthy Benefits, Doyle gets a few extra hundred bucks added on to his paycheck for being married and he get BAH."

"BAH?" Buffy asked.

"Basic Allowance for Housing. If you have a family the Military will pay your rent. You only get what the average amount for rent in your area is though. For Sunnydale, the average rent for an apartment or house is about $900, so that's what Doyle gets and because we only pay $300 he can pocket the rest." He explained

"So why are they still married?" She asked looking up at Angel.

"A combination of things. The health benefits are one of the reasons.. The other one, he is still in love with her. He just cant let go." he said tucking a piece of Buffy's blonde hair behind her ear. "He has always been in love with her, he isn't going to stop loving her just because she isn't with him anymore."

"Its kind of sad." Buffy said, thinking about how she will most likely be just like Doyle when Angel leaves… she had only been with him for a few days and she already couldn't see herself moving on when he leaves her.

"He's a tough guy. Don't worry about him." Gunn said as Angel handed Buffy a spoon with some cookie dough on it.

"So… if this Jeremy guy thinks Doyle is only married for the money, does that mean a lot of soldiers do it? Get married to get the extra money?" Buffy asked licking the spoon. Angel was a little distracted by her tongue that he didn't answer her right away, so Spike did.

"Yah, some soldiers will go out and find themselves a Tag Chaser to marry and boom! A contract marriage. Some wives don't even live in the same state as their bloody husbands. You Buffy, are considered a Tag Chaser." Spike smirked.

"What? How? What exactly is a Tag Chaser?" Buffy asked looking from Angel to Spike to Gunn and back again.

"it's a woman who only dates military men." Gunn offered.

"I am SO not a tag chaser then!" Buffy defended.

"I know your no…" Angel started but Spike cut him off.

"You dated Riley who is Army, and now you are with Angelus who is again- Army. Dating one soldier is for love, dating two and in a row, makes you a tag chaser." Spike laughed.

"I am SOOO not a tag chaser. That's not fair because when I was with Riley he wasn't in the Army and I didn't know Angel was…" Buffy tailed off.

"You and fish boy broke up 5 months ago, he rejoined 6 months ago. He was in." Spike told her.

"But I didn't know!" Buffy said upset.

"How did you not know?" Gunn asked.

Buffy plopped down in the kitchen table chair. "Riley didn't tell me a lot of things. I didn't know he had rejoined and okay so I was busy and had a lot on my mind and I'm not saying I was completely forth coming with information for him either but we were drifting apart before that."

Buffy had gone to her room right after the talk she had in the kitchen with Angel, Spike and Gunn. She wasn't a tag chaser! She hated it that Spike called her that. How could she be a tag chaser when she didn't even know what it was before a few hours ago and she didn't even like military men until a few days ago… and its military man in her case. There was a soft knock on Buffy's bedroom door and she ignored it. 'maybe if I ignore it they will go away.' She thought.

The door slowly opened and Angel stuck his head in. "Are you decent, baby?" He joked.

"Like you haven't seen everything I have to offer." Buffy said sitting up in her bed.

Angel walked in with a plate of cookies. "You left before you could have desert or dinner… thought maybe you would want some."

"Something yummy this way comes." Buffy said with a small smile.

"Are you referring to me or the cookies?" He asked sitting down in her fluffy chair near her bed.

"Not sure yet." Buffy took the plate and set it down on the table next to her alarm clock then reached her hand out for Angel. "You so far away."

Angel grabbed her hand and got up, moving towards the bed. "We better fix that then." He said leaning over her and kissing her. Buffy laid down on the bed taking Angel down with her. He laid on top of her with his hips between her thighs.

"Right where I like you." She said wiggling her hips.

"You just want me for my body." Angel smiled. Buffy looked at Angel's bare arms and nodded, letting out a laugh.

"I knew it." Angel's hand slowly went under Buffy's shirt to cup her bra clad breast. He began kissing her neck, traveling down ward, kissing her chest that was showing at the top of the neck line of her shirt. Buffy rubbed her hands up Angel's biceps and down his back to his ass. She gave his ass a squeeze and giggled when he nipped at her chest. Pushing him further into her heat Buffy pushed her hips up to feel him more. Angel pulled her shirt over her head, looking down at her breast over flowing from her bra, he smiled. "I cant get enough." He went back to kissing her collar bone as his hands wondered behind her and in hooked her bra, it slid down her arms and she moved her hands from his ass just long enough to remove her bra. Her hands then wondered up the back of Angel's shirt. One hand stopping at his shoulder blade to trace the tattoo she knew was there.

"I love your tattoo. I don't think I told you that before." She said kissing his lips. Bending her leg and bringing it up over his hip Buffy pushed him even further into her.

"Baby, I'm going to have to take my pants off to help you with what your trying to do down there." He joked.

Buffy reached down and unbuckled his pants and he went to work on her pants, once he unbuttoned her pants he pulled his shirt off, and went back to work kissing and sucking on her breast. Buffy moaned, sticking her right hand down the front of Angel's pants she began stoking his manhood. Angel kissed up her neck and made his way back to her lips as he stuck his hands down the back of Buffy's pants about to push the down when there was a knock at the door.

"Angelus, you in there?" Came Gunn's voice.

"No. Now go away!" Angel yelled.

"Man, the phone is for you." Came Gunn's response.

Angel went back to kissing Buffy in hopes that Gunn would go away. He could hear Gunn's muffled voice, obviously talking on the phone to someone. "He will go away, baby… then I am going to fuck you." Angel said trailing back down to her chest. "You like that, don't you." He murmured. Buffy moaned at the thought of what he was saying.

"Angelus, come on! Its your mom!" Gunn tried to reason.

"Fuck!" Angel yelled. "I think my cock just went limp." He said to Buffy.

Buffy stuck her hand back down his pants, feeling his penis. "No. It didn't. We're still good."

"I will never hear the end of it, if I don't talk to her." He said starting to get up, Buffy removed her hand and pouted.

Angel stalked over to Buffy's bedroom door and opened it roughly but only wide enough so Gunn couldn't see Buffy's mostly naked form on her bed, he could see the condition Angel was with his lack of close. "Sorry, man." Gunn said as he handed Angel the phone.

"What?" Angel barked into the phone slamming the door. "I know you're my mother, how could I forget?… You are kind of interrupting something so excuse me if I am a little bit testy at the moment. Now what did you want?" He said looking over at Buffy who was now sitting up reaching for a cookie from the plate Angel had brought in with him. "What? No mom!" Buffy was now giving him a 'you better hurry because I'm not done with you' look. 'I cant stop you but I can tell you, you arnt coming here… Doyle said what?… Well Doyle isn't the only one who lives here so he cant really go and just say you can." Angel looked at Buffy and though how sexy she looked wearing nothing but a pair of jeans, her legs bent and slightly parted. 'I would kill to be inside her right now but this is kind of killing the mood.'

Buffy gave him a confused look but she could only guess that Angel's mother wanted to stay with them for a little while. 'Great, that's all I need. It doesn't sound like he likes his mother to much either… or maybe he is just sexually frustrated like someone else in the room… oh, I want another cookie! Why am I so easily distracted?'

"Do whatever the fuck you want! You don't listen to me anyone." Angel said hanging up and throwing the phone on the floor.

"Well that was pleasant." Buffy commented taking a bite of the cookie. Angel sat on the bed rubbing his face with his hands like he was now mentally exhausted just from the short phone call with his mother.

"It always is with my family." He said.

"I take it there arnt friendly feelings for your mom." She said getting up on her knees and crawling towards him on the bed.

"You would take it right." He said putting his hand on each side of her hips.

"So… you hate your dad and not friendly feelings for your mom. Anyone in your family you do like?" She asked moving her chest in front of his face trying to get him re-interested in her. Angel's eyes never left her breast when he replied "my sister and Doyle."

"You have a sister? Wait, Doyle?" Confused much?

"Yeah, my little sister is 16... And did I forget to tell you that Doyle is my cousin?" Angel answered.

"Oh! So is my sister! And yeah, you failed to mention that." She replied once again reaching for his pants.

"Well you will meet her since all 3 of them are coming here in a few weeks." He told her acting uninterested in what she was doing to him. "Problem though. Kathy always sleeps in the common room, she likes it in there because there is so much for her to do. My parents normally sleep in here because it was the extra room and it must have slipped Doyle's mind that you live here, even though I don't see how it could but he told them they could stay here anyway."

"So where does that leave me?" Buffy questioned, throwing herself backwards in defeat. 'I'm not getting anything out of him.'

"I guess, In my room." He said turning to look at her.

"Well, that's not to bad…" 'Unless he cant get it up with his parents in the house, then I am going to be pissed… kinda like now!'

"As long as its ok with you." He said falling backwards onto Buffy's bed, also in defeat but for a different reason then Buffy.

He turned his head to look at Buffy who had just picked up another cookie. She studied the cookie for a few seconds and said "I don't know what was yummier… the cookie or the fore play." She took one more bite and then put the cookie back on the plate. "I'm not getting any from you tonight am I?" She asked.

"Sorry, baby… that woman kind of kills, well everything for me."

"Really? Because you still have a hard on..?" Buffy said laying down further on the bed and slipped one hand down her own pants. Angel smiled lightly at her. "Since you wont…"

Angel's smile got bigger, he grabbed Buffy's ankle getting a yelp out of her and pulled her tight jeans off of her body and pulling his cock out of his pants. He quickly moved her small panties to the side and slammed home. Buffy shouted his name in pleasure and shock then said "You forgot the condom."

Teasingly Angel said "Fuck the condom."

Best. Sex. Ever.