She pushed herself up off the couch and looked around the room.

I knew what it looked like from her perspective.

It was perfect.

Not a thing out of place.

Our home was a museum.

I hated it.

"Am I interrupting anything?" She asked as she fingered the short glass of scotch that was on the coffee table.

My vice.

My strength.

My ticket to oblivion.

"No." I said as I stood and plucked the glass off the wooden surface tipping it back and draining it in one gulp.

Not very proper I know.

But at least I didn't burp.