Hello once again readers! It's so nice to see that all of you are still reading this wondrous tale! It's so full of awesome I am sure none of you can actually handle it. How any of you are still here is beyond my own comprehension, though I am sure you are here for one thing and one thing only! THE MIGHTY QUEEN! Well then let's have a look see at how she is adjusting to life.
The almighty ruler of the world has met her first true enemy. Stairs. These horrid things are impossible to conquer. They mock her with every living...creak! These stairs will be the death of someone, she just knows it. She, being the almighty Queen that she is, is trying to diligently look after her most loyal of subjects, Knight Steven! Having accepted the humblest of apologies from Stevens 1 through 10 via snack cakes, delicious delicious snack cakes; she has attempted to make peace with them. Though why she has to try is beyond her, as she is the great and most powerful Queen of all! How dare they—ooo a snack cake!
One of the Stevens has taking a liking to giving her daily snack cakes. This is of course easily accepted, this Steven is only trying to make up for past mistakes. Poor fool has no idea that she has already forgiven him. Oh well, more snack cakes then. Chirping her approval for this gift, the Steven left her at the bottom of the stairs. If only she had told him to be her mount. After devouring the delicacy of her kingdom, she makes haste to the stairs once again. Staring daggers into them, trying to urge them to break with only a thought! She raises her mighty pincer, and BAM! She strikes the hideous stair square in the…er, STAIR! Take that you villain, how dare you try to conquer this mighty Queens territory by only standing there.
The all-powerful Queen then attempts to make it up the stairs, this was going to take some time. However this was nothing to her, soon she will be able to run up and down these stairs like all those Stevens, and maybe even faster than Knight Steven himself! Such a wonderful Knight really, so fast and agile. She must remember to tell him that once she finds where he is up there.
Gathering up all her power, the mighty Queen makes a jump! She only manages to get a pincer up onto the second stair, but not one to be put off so easily she places her other mighty pincer onto the step. This was going to be the most glorious day in her kingdom, the day SHE their Queen conquered stairs. Using her all mighty stinger, she pushed herself up and—MADE IT UP ONE STAIR! Oh, if only Knight Steven could see her, he would be so proud he would give her another one of those snack cakes-wait a minute. Knight Steven only ever gives her one of those cakes after he goes up these evil stairs. Surely there must be a cache of them up there. Yes, it's the perfect plan. Go up the stairs, and devour all the snack cakes in the land. No one will ever lord over her with the mighty taunt of a snack cake out of her mighty reach! Clicking a very ominous laugh, and snapping her pincers together she made a show for all to see how ingenious she truly is!
The mighty climb and defeat of the stairs was a wondrous tale, one filled with hardship and many mid-day naps. The Queen after all had only just gotten her dark shell after all; she was still but a babe in the eyes of her subjects. The final stair was the hardest, it had to be a centimeter higher than all the rest! At least that's what the ruler said, at least that's what she thought it said, she saw one on a step further down…that one may have been upside down though. BUT THAT IS IN THE PAST! Now, defeating these stairs! With one mighty leap she defeated the final stair. Clicking in utter triumph and pinching her pincers above her head in the most awesome of manner was the only way to possibly celebrate such a huge success!
Quickly celebrating her defeat of the stairs; this is now available on holotape at a holotape dispenser near you! She made haste to the closest open room. Scurrying past Steven 15, and 26 she dived behind the large grey object. She saw some strange strings! Surely these must be pests to take care of! Knight Steven was losing his edge in his old age! The Queen dove for the strings! Biting with her mighty mandibles and pinching the ever loving dickens out of these strings! Have at the evil strings of unknown origin! Surely they were sent here by the stairs to plot an assassination attempt on her! However the almighty Queen is far too fast and-OH GOD IT STINGS! The strings have made a counter attack, of emitting such a strange energy! It hurts-AH! The almighty Queen was being plucked from behind the grey object by, oh good Knight Steven.
The mighty Queen went about telling Knight Steven the tale of defeating the evil Stair King. Surely this should be written down later by him, he is a great writer after all. He takes all the official notes for the kingdom, such a good Knight. Clicking her tale by pinching her pincers in the air at certain times, she made sure that Knight Steven got it all. That dreadful dust bunny she had to overtake on the fourth step, and that time that Steven 2 almost tripped down the stairs! Such horrid things stairs are.
Knight Steven took her back downstairs, and put her down onto her royal bedding of old snack cake wrappers. Knight Steven shook his finger at her in obvious approval of her actions; he then took it upon himself to secure the stairs with a gate. Now those stairs will never bother anyone again-OH WAIT THE SNACK CAKES! They will forever be trapped upstairs, far from reach. The mighty Queen lost that day…to those evil stairs.
OH NO! D8 Readers, will the Queen ever get more snack cakes again? I HAVE NO IDEA! D8 Until next time!