Hello once again readers! I had family over, so the updates had to take a back seat! But don't worry readers; I am back to my schedule once again. Now let's see how things are going with Queen. :D
The Queens hard shell was starting to look a nice dark color. Such a nice carapace she was getting, all thanks to Knight Steven and the wondrous snack cakes he had been giving her each and every day as a thank you for her wonderful leadership skills. Knight Steven had even made her a bed, by the rusty old axes and giant doors. Doors. Evil foul doors. All doors must be destroyed. Along with Stairs. Doors were next on her hit list, they were evil and foul and required appendages to work them so that they could open that she did not have! Evil things.
However that was the least of her worries today, for little did she know that Knight Steven had brought home something far more evil than another door; but a large four legged creature! Yes, it was true. Knight Steven brought home a creature that barked, licked and sometimes growled. The almighty Queen was perplexed about the creature when it entered their wondrous firehouse. Yes, the almighty Queen had determined what in the hell the name of the awesome cave is, since last chapter.
When the foul creature was brought in by Knight Steven it had the audacity to bark at her! How dare it! She of course took on a most fearsome pose; her all-powerful stinger raise on high along with her pincers snipping in a most fearsome way. The creature lunged at her, she was prepared for an epic battle; one where only she, the Queen of all Stevens and land that could be seen could only undertake. However Knight Steven leapt into action and stopped the creature before it could even lunge at her. Such a good Knight, always protecting his Queen—WAIT WHAT? WHY ARE YOU PETTING THAT THING?
Knight Steven has found a new leader! How dare he! She has done so much for him! She even knighted him! Now he is giving affections to—Oh sweet another snack cake. As the Queen happily snacked upon the most delectable cuisine in her kingdom, Knight Steven took the evil foul four legged beast upstairs. That damn thing could even take out stairs. It must be in league with them. Knight Steven must not know about this! The Queen, in a hurried frenzy, ate her snack cake then lunged for the gate! However the gate was already closed. Knight Steven looked back to appraise his Queen. He bent down and patted her atop her royal head. Knight Steven must know about that creature's allegiance with the foul Stair alliance of evil and corrupt…CORRUPTNESS! Knight Steven would never leave her side, ever. Perish the thought.
When the next day came, Knight Steven came down with that creature. He also had another Steven with him, the Queen happily greeted them both. Clacking her mandibles together as she always does, however Knight Steven took out a rope! The rope was the attached to her royal tail! KNIGHT STEVEN! HOW DARE-STOP PULLING! Knight Steven, he had gotten in allegiance with that creature and the stairs! As the all-powerful Queen was being pulled, the other Steven (Steven 15) went to open the door. The Queen was then dragged out-Oh, we are going outside? Why must the great Queen have a rope upon her mighty stinger? OH ANOTHER SNACK CAKE! Knight Steven sure does know how to butter the Queen up. Such a nice Knight, surely the rope is a new fashion statement. It must be, Knight Steven knows best. As the mighty promenade went on, Knight Steven would stop and give his Queen a pat on the head. Whereas the creature was getting no pats. HAH! Take that you foul creature. No pats for your icky fuzzy head. Knight Steven led them on a mighty walk around the Queens Kingdom. It was such a wondrous walk, smaller Stevens came by to come see her. They shrieked with glee at her royal appearance. Knight Steven had to calm them, as they were just that excited. However they gave more pats to that fuzzy monstrosity than her. In fact, she only got one pat from a small Steven. Even then, the Queen was sure this small Steven was mentally disturbed in some way. She glared daggers into the fuzzy creature's skull. On the walk back to her wondrous kingdoms capitol, the creature ran off. Steven 15 ran after it, and Knight Steven went to chase it as well. However with Knight Steven was still attached to the mighty Queen. The mighty Queen was indeed curious as to what the evil creature ran to, so she started on a mighty jog after the creature, followed by her faithful Knight! Truly this was where Knight Steven would reveal to her his master plan of killing off the evil fuzzy crea-OH DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT THING?
A giant creature, truly GIANT creature came to attack her kingdom! It had giant claws, and horns and made such a shriek! The evil fuzzy creature ran to attack it, Steven 15 took out his noise stick, and was firing at the thing. Knight Steven took out his own noise stick, and fired upon it as well. The Queen could only look in shock at what that thing was. It, it could not be real. A creature of that size could in no way be part of her kingdom! The fuzzy creature was attacking it, and was thrown back! Steven 15 was next on that things list! No! As Queen of this land she must protect her subjects! The Queen snipped the rope, and ran full speed at the thing! She quickly grabbed hold of its tail, and stung it with her mighty stinger repeatedly. Such an epic battle would ensue-OH GOD DON'T THROW ME.
The rest of the battle was a blur to the mighty Queen. She was thrown by the creature, and landed very far away from the battle. When she awoke, she was on her mighty thrown of snack cake wrappers by the rusted axes inside her kingdoms capitol. As her vision began to come back, she spotted Knight Steven with the fuzzy creature by his feet. He looked worse for wear, and Steven 15 was unaccounted for. The Queen then chirped out a greeting. The fuzzy created leapt up, and bounded to the Queen, it then proceeded to lick the ever loving day lights out of her. Knight Steven pushed the creature away, and gently pat his Queen on her head. Such a good Knight, the fuzzy creature seemed happy that she was alive too. Perhaps the creature was not so bad? Either way, the creature slept at her side that night, keeping the Queen nice and warm.
The fuzzy creature was named Pounce De Fuzzums by her majesty the next morning.
POUNCE DE FUZZUMS, the next in the Queens mighty court. What's next? Will Knight Steven ever get rid of that gate? Will the Queen ever get another snack cake? Will Pounce De Fuzzums battle another weird large creature? I HAVE NO IDEA. I HAVE YET TO WRITE THAT CHAPTER.