Hello once again readers! The Queen's lackeys just keep on growing in number. I think they should all invest in a little thing called birth control, but who has time to find that in the post apocalypse? ANYWAYS, time for more Queen stuff!
This new Steven was starting to get on the Queens nerves. He was constantly around, always poking and prodding the royal hinny! Knight Steven would occasionally make this new Steven stop, and give his royal highness a snack cake. Knight Steven seemed to have a soft spot for this new Steven; always paying more attention to him. Luckily Pounce De Fuzzums was around to be the Queens most loyal of subject. Pounce De Fuzzums and the Queen were out on a walk, with Steven 16 and Knight Steven. The new Steven was there too, being annoying. The bastard.
While out on the walk, the new Steven had an idea, apparently. The new Steven got the idea to get the tiny Stevens around the great and fearsome Queen. Knight Steven seemed to be worried, but the Queen took it upon herself to calm her loyal Knight. Surely these little Stevens pose no threat to her royal highness. As the mighty Queen was assuring Knight Steven not to worry, by placing one of her mighty pincers onto his foot and patting it, one of the tiny Stevens touched the royal tail! The Queen turned to the tiny Steven, and pulled back her mighty tail. The tiny Steven recoiled back, this was not acceptable! This tiny Steven should not be scared of the mighty Queen! The most awesome of awesome Queen put her pincer onto the tiny Steven foot, patting it. If only to calm the tiny, surely they could be calmed like Knight Steven, as he is the greatest example of Stevens everywhere. Whatever works on him will surely work on all other Stevens.
The new Steven took note of this, and came closer; the almighty Queen was still patting the tiny Steven on the foot. Ignoring with all her might the new Steven, the bastard. The tiny Steven then started to pat the mighty Queen atop her royal head, to which the new Steven got excited about. Clicking her approval the Queen stopped patting the tiny Steven and turned her attention back to Knight Steven. She assured him that she would never harm her royal subjects, unless it was new Ste-OH GOOD A SNACK CAKE, KNIGHT STEVEN YOU ARE SO AWESOME.
As the Queen was happily consuming her twelfth snack cake of the day, more tiny Stevens gathered around. Obviously taking in her mighty presence (also taking notes on how to eat a snack cake properly, Stevens are known for not being able to do this properly. You have to smudge the entire cake on you pincers and clean it off to consume it). Pounce De Fuzzums wanted some of the royal snack, the Queen was more than happy to share…after she consumed most of the snack, and Pounce De Fuzzums was getting fat after all. The Queen was only looking after her subjects figure, not being a pig; STOP SUGGESTING THAT.
As the walk was getting to its end, the new Steven corralled the mighty Queen and Knight Steven into taking a different route. The Queen was starting to get wary of the new Steven, maybe this was an assassination plot! The new Steven was from a rival kingdom, one that was on the march to take out her royal highness and Knight Steven! The new Steven would corner her and Knight Steven and use some kind of large knife to kill them both, the horror that the new Steven would bring upon them would be insurmountable and-OH, ARE WE BY THAT PLACE THAT MADE ME FEEL STRONG?
The Queen and Knight Steven were lead behind the Firehouse, to the place where Knight Steven and several of the other Stevens would not go anywhere near. The new Steven took off her royal highnesses accessory, and encouraged the mighty Queen to go near the place from before. The Queen obviously did not do so-NEW STEVEN, WHY DO YOU HAVE A SNACK CAKE? WHAT ARE YOU-NO DON'T THROW IT! The Queen ran after her favorite confectionary, moving as fast as her eight legs would take her. The mighty and really agile Queen caught the snack cake, and devoured it. The effects of the area started to take in the Queens mind, she felt STRONG, and more importantly, felt LARGER! The Queen would have been happy to stay there if not for the fact that the new Steven had another snack cake in hand. The Queen approached the new Steven, not noticing the shift in size. Knight Steven put back on the royal accessory onto the Queen, and led them back inside the firehouse.
Pounce De Fuzzums was happy to see Knight Steven, new Steven, and the mighty Queen. The mighty Queen noticed something, PUNCE DE FUZZUMS SHRUNK! The Queen, now in a panic took it upon herself to ensure that Pounce De Fuzzums had food in his food bowl. Surely Knight Steven wasn't starving the royal subject in charge of everything that was fuzzy. There was food there, wait. The Queen had noticed something, the entire building had shrunk. A small shrinkage, surely Knight Steven was still the mighty size that he had always been-NOOOOOO, KNIGHT STEVEN EVERYTHING SHRUNK. Worried about her surroundings and royal court in general the Queen refused the snack cake that Knight Steven had produced to calm her royal melt down. The Queen pushed the snack cake to Knight Steven. No one has been eating right in her royal headquarters, surely this was the cause-wait if the building had shrunk that means the evil stairs had as well.
Taking the opportunity, the Queen took point! Attacking the evil Stair menace one stair at a time (also knocking over the gate at the same time)! Taking mighty steps, she was easily climbing over one evil doer at a time, making sure to stab each stair at least five times. All of the Stevens within the building were watching this battle, giggling as the stairs fell one after the other (well not really, they all just sort of got holes put into them). When the mighty Queen made it past the last step, she saw a poster of the enemy of all Stevens, the Legate! The Queen took her mighty tail, and stabbed at the picture, making sure to stab off that smug face. Looking to her right Knight Steven was keeping a Steven (number 2) from getting angry. Pounce De Fuzzums was barking in triumph for his Queen. The Queen looked at the other posters that were put onto the wall-OH DEAR LORD DOES THAT STEVEN HAVE A FUZZUMS ON HIS HEAD? What evil creature would do such a thing to a Fuzzums? Recoiling in horror, the Queen looked at Pounce De Fuzzums, then to the picture. A Fuzzums should never see such a thing; the Queen took her mighty tail and took the picture off the wall. She took it off her mighty tail, crumpled it up and put it into the nearest trash receptacle. A clean kingdom is a good Kingdom. The Queen clacked disapproval to Steven 3, how dare he put such a thing in sight of Pounce De Fuzzums, doesn't he know that Pounce De Fuzzums has a gentle heart. Stupid Steven 3.
What is this? The Queen has grown in size? WHY YES SHE HAS. DEAL WITH IT.