Hello once again readers! It's so nice of you to have stuck around this far. Really, I love all of you. NOW ONTO THE QUEEN!


Molting. Molting is something that the Queen hated. She hated it more than doors, which is amazing. During the Queens great conquest of the stairs for the second time, she forgot about the shrinking of everyone else. That usually means that she, the great Queen…went up a size. Dashing her eyes around the room, as best as she can she sees all the Steven looking at her funny. Such lousy subjects.

The almighty Queen tries to move; however to no avail. She is truly and utterly stuck where she is. Knight Steven will surely come to her rescue! Yes, Knight Steven will-NEW STEVEN NOOOO, DON'T TOUCH ME, KNIGHT STEVEN HELP YOUR QUEEN! New Steven was lifting the mighty Queen up! And for some reason, new Steven had four arms, the other two the might Queen could not see. This new Steven had powers even the mighty Queen had no idea a Steven could get. This one must be watched-WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?

The Mighty Queen was being taken downstairs by new Steven. New Steven was uttering some noises, which were not directed at the Queen. Try as the mighty Queen might, she could not see behind her. Once put down on her mighty bed of snack cake wrappers the Queen got a look at the other set of arms—OH KNIGHT STEVEN, THERE YOU ARE. Knight Steven was rubbing his back for some unknown reason. Surely he had taken down another staircase. Such a good Knight. Knight Steven said something to new Steven and went up the evil and definitely defeated stairs. New Steven remained.

The glare that the Queen was giving new Steven would be recorded in all the history books. This stare could kill most, however new Steven was a mighty opponent. The Queen was starring daggers into new Steven, as he wrote things onto that paper. New Steven was taking advantage of the fact that the Queen could not move much at all, taking measurements of the mighty Queen, taking pieces of the molting-OH GOD YES, KEEP THAT UP.

New Steven was assisting the mighty Queen make this horrid process go faster. The smaller shell had to come off sooner or later, and it seemed new Steven knew how to do this without hurting the all-powerful Queen. Yes, new Steven will now be Molter Steven. Yes. Perfect. Now if only the mighty Queen could just properly place her pincer onto Molter Steven's shoulder to make it official—screw it. The Mighty Queen just chirped the title. No need for the fancy stuff today. Not worth it. The Queen let Molter Steven do his job, for the next couple of days the Queen waited for her shell to come to its full harness once again. This was something she had to deal with time to time, but with Molter Steven around it would go by faster. Such a good new subject.


OKAY, SORRY FOR THIS BEING SHORT. But yeah. I really had a hard time with this…molting is just gross. 8(