Hello once again readers! I know it has been a while; I seem to be taking longer breaks in between these. BUT BACK TO THE STORY.
Today the mighty Queen and Pounce De Fuzzums were left at the Royal Firehouse alone. The mighty Queen could not figure out why, however all of the Stevens marched out like it was for something important. Pounce De Fuzzums was scratching at the evil foul door for what seemed like hours. The Queen, being nice and awesome as she is she attempted to assist Pounce De Fuzzums in his attempts to open the door. The Queen took her mighty pincer and attacked the door-wait. The Queen looked at the door in puzzlement. There seemed to be a crack, leading to the outside. The Queen took her pincer, and pulled. Pounce De Fuzzums made a dash for the outside world as soon as the door was ajar enough for him. The Queen, with her…well she is far larger than Pounce. She had to open the door far more; she dashed out trying to catch him. As she dashed out after him, the other Stevens were watching in awe of how fast their leaders of this Kingdom are. Pounce De Fuzzums obviously had a head start, so he was ahead of the mighty Queen.
The long chase ended somewhere out of the Queens kingdom. Pounce De Fuzzums found water and was drinking from it, so the Queen joined him. Such a grand idea Pounce De Fuzzums had a nice scouting trip around the outskirts of her mighty kingdom. Pounce De Fuzzums will receive an award when they get back, THIS SHE SWEARS. Pounce De Fuzzums ears perked up, he had found something. Maybe it would be Knight Steven, along with Molter Steven? Either way, the Queen could feel the possible Stevens. They were a bit away from where she and Pounce De Fuzzums were, but with the Queens mighty leadership this should be a walk in the radioactive goo! Pounce De Fuzzums headed off in the direction that the mighty Queen was looking in. The Queen let Pounce De Fuzzums take the lead, no need for her to be the first thing that the Stevens met…if they didn't know her. That might be bad, as the little Stevens still react to her in a bad way. Other strange Stevens might not like her.
This was a mighty trek across the wastes was very uneventful. There were creatures along the shore, which were avoided. The Queen remembers the last time she encountered a creature of the wastes, she did not wish to relive that experience once again. Apparently neither did Pounce De Fuzzums. As they walked, the sun was going down. They had truly gone a long ways. As they reached the place where she felt the Stevens (This is an actual thing that Scorpions can do, they feel their prey before they see it), Pounce De Fuzzums decided to take a break. He curled up next to a rock and started to take a nice peaceful slumber. The Queen was not going to have this; he had to be on watch for her! Who knows what type of evil doers could be out here, just waiting for her to put her guard down! She sat next to Pounce De Fuzzums and nudged him. Pounce De Fuzzums just rolled over onto his back. Sighing, the Queen gave Pounce De Fuzzums tummy rubs. This was going to be a long night indeed.
When the Queen awoke, Pounce De Fuzzums was still there, licking her face as per usual the morning greeting. The Queen awoke, and yawned. Pounce De Fuzzums seemed to be in frenzy, running about in an excited manner. The mighty Queen with her ability to feel where Stevens are, could feel that a small group of them were close. Surely this must be Knight Steven and Molter Steven trying to locate her and Pounce De Fuzzums, such good subjects. The mightily awesome Queen and Pounce De Fuzzums went in search of these Stevens. Pounce De Fuzzums rounded a corner, and stopped. Pounce De Fuzzums began to growl. WHY POUNCE DE FUZZUMS? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE WRONG OVER HERE? I FEEL THE STEVENS-OH GOOD LORD THAT MAN HAS A FUZZUMS ON HIS HEAD. The Queen took action, and attacked that Steven! Her mighty stinger went for the Fuzzums Steven, he dodged. The Queen did not let up, this evil Steven must be shown as an example! No one takes Fuzzums heads and wears them as an accessory! That is just horrid looking and morbid. The Queen cannot let this fashion atrocity live. The evil Steven, along with his cohorts were taking out some strange looking sticks, and they were pointing them at the powerful Queen. The Queen merely looked at them funny before she went in for another attack; she went for the evil-OH GOD WHY IS THERE SO MUCH NOISE AND WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HITTING ME? OH GOD, AM I OOZING OUT OF MYSELF? THE PAIN.
The Queen recoiled from this weird onslaught. Pounce De Fuzzums attacked one of the evil Stevens cohorts; he managed to get one by the throat. Yes, excellent Pounce De Fuzzums. The Queen regained her composure; she attacked the evil Steven with her mighty pincer. She managed to grab him by the small appendage to his right. She took said appendage and gripped down as hard as she could. The evil Steven yelled out in pain and aimed his weird stick at the Queens face. Surely these evil people had heard about her triumph over the stairs, these are assassins! They are going to kill her and Knight Steven won't be able to do anything about it. She and Pounce De Fuzzums were fighting for their lives, and she was going to die first! Such a travesty, how could such a thing occur? She is the mightiest of mighty Queens. As the Evil Steven aimed something wondrous happened. His head exploded, the chunks of him sprung forth and coated the Queen. One of the evil Steven cohorts joined him, as his head exploded too. The mighty Queen began to worry, was this a disease that Stevens get? She must ensure that her kingdom gets vaccinated for such a thing. Steven head exploding disease seemed to spread like wild fire. The mighty and all-powerful Queen noticed that Pounce De Fuzzums ran off, she gave chase-but not before she stabbed the evil Steven in the torso for good measure. How dare he attack her and wear a Fuzzums head. Evil, evil Steven.
As the Queen chased Pounce De Fuzzums she noted that she felt more Stevens. This was going to be a long day, the fights that she will get in will be many and she just knew it-OH THANK GOD, KNIGHT STEVEN WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? THERE WAS A FUZZUM DESTROYER JUST OVER THERE AND HE HAS THIS WEIRD DEATH DESEASE WHERE HIS HEAD EXPLODES. WE MUST VACINATE YOU IMMIDATLY. Knight Steven was greeted by Pounce De Fuzzums first, with a lick and lots of bouncing. Soon the mighty Queen came up to Knight Steven, she saw her mighty and most beautiful of accessories being held in his hand. She placed her stinger in front of Knight Steven so he may attach the thing. Once attached, Knight Steven gave the Queen a good pat on the head. He said some goobly gook that could only be a compliment of her looks. Knight Steven is such a flirt. Knight Steven led the party home, and many a snack cake was eaten. It was delicious and epic. All at the same time.
Who in the world left the door open? And yes, Pounce De Fuzzums is incapable of seeing that the door was open, and that he could open it. Silly puppy.