Sam Pov
"You know photography doesn't sound so bad!" I said while walking to the Shay apartment
"For once I agree with you!" Freddie said
"Ok two questions; one- why do you live HERE instead of with your mothers and two, what the hell happened?" Carly asked.
"Because both our moms are nuts!" Freddie said. I nodded.
"And to answer your second question, they replaced gymnastics with CHEERLEADING!" I said. I was pissed so I went to the kitchen and grabbed some bacon. "I don't know what's wrong with Fred head"
"What's wrong with me is the only sport left is football! Fred head can't do football! Fred would be dead by hitting his head after being pushed down by Ed and Ted!" Ed and Ted were big guys on the football team over at one of the schools our team competes against. I laughed at Freddie's statement as well as Carly. I fist pumped him.
"Nice man" I said giving him the props he deserved.
"Right! Any way I would die out there any you know it! Let's just do photography" he said.
"Yeah, I'm not doing cheerleading" I said eating my bacon. "Shottachanth" The words made since in my head but apparently it didn't come out right because both Freddie and Carly looked at me like I was crazy.
"What?" Carly said
"I said, not a chance" I repeated.
"I think you should do it!" Carly said. I looked at her like she was insane, because judging by that statement, she was.
"What why?" Freddie said at the same time as me. I groaned
"Because your both perfect for those things" I hope she was kidding
"So you want me to die?" Freddie said
"No, you're not gonna die!" Carly said "Freddie you're really, REALLY, strong. You could do football easily. You probably don't feel strong because Sam can overpower you, but come on, its Sam! She can overpower a sumo wrestler"
"Then have her join!" Freddie whined. Not a bad idea.
"No, you're gonna join or, I'll tell your secret" she said and I was instantly intrigued.
"Secret?" What secret? What's the secret tell me!" I said.
"I will if Freddie doesn't join football" she said.
"Fine! I'll join!" Wow this must be a big secret
"That juicy huh? But I can't know?" I said
"No!" Freddie said
"I sulked into a chair and ate the last piece of bacon"
"And Sam, you're the most flexible person I know! Cheerleading is perfect for you! And if you don't join I'll tell your secret" she said and I got scared.
"You mean the one about-" I asked
"Yup!" Carly said enjoying this. I knew exactly what she was talking about. She was gonna tell my secret if I didn't join. She was gonna say that I still liked Freddie. Not just that, but she was gonna say I cry every night about the break up. I've never felt this way about another guy, I really do love him.
"I don't think cheerleading's for you" Freddie said.
"No way am I letting my secret get around the school, I'll join cheerleading. Happy?" I said annoyed.
"Yes!" Carly said
"I gotta stop telling you my secrets!" I said annoyed.
Freddie's POV
No way am I letting Carly tell Sam how I feel about the break up. About how I haven't looked at another girl the same. About how I'm truly in love with Sam Puckett. I have to do football. I went up to Coach Beiste with a huge lump in my thought.
"Coach Beiste?" she looked at me up and down. I'm pretty sure she's never seen me before, probably because she scares the shit out of me. Every time I see her, I make sure she doesn't see me. I haven't been this scared of a female since I first made Sam angry. I decided if I was gonna be on the team, I would have to be tougher.
"You new?" she asked me.
"Nah I've been here since middle school"
"Ok, so what're you doin here?"
"I want to be on the team" She looked me up and down again. Then she saw my biceps. I wore a muscle shirt just for today. Every girl stared. It was kind nice.
"Get out on the field," she said.
Sam POV
This is so totally not happening. I walk to the gym and saw all the girls. They look desperate; it reminds me of the beauty pageants. Katie saw me and frowned. She walked up to me and crossed her arms.
"Your back? What the hell do you want?" she asked. I decided that since I was gonna be a cheerleader, I'd have to act like one. I put a smile on my face just like Katie did yesterday.
"I'm trying out to be a cheerleader!" I said not even sounding like myself.
"Is this some kind of joke? I take cheerleading very seriously ok" she said.
"Wow," I said whipping the smile off my face. "It's just fancy dancing. And no I'm not joking so can you move so I can make my way to the mat?"
"Fine, whatever Puckett" she said and made her way to the table with Coach Sylvester (A/N =P) and Lauren Jones her best friend whose just as stuck up as she is. I was number 14 behind McKenzie Symone. As McKenzie went I got ready to show these bitches how we do it, I was about to dominate.
A/N- Omg! There is no Gibby OR Spencer in this chapter OR the first chapter! I didn't even realize! I'll have to put them in next chapter. It's not iCarly without them!