Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal! If I did do you think I would be writing this? No! If I owned it I'd make Barry the Chopper hang out with Ed and Al!
Skits
Riza: Colonel, don't you think something is weird about the Fuhrer?
Roy: Not now. When I shove a brick up his beep, yes.
Riza: And you're still going on about that... Really?
Roy: Yep! And you will wear a mini skirt! Muh ha ha ha!
Pervy Dude Who Is Always Smoking And I Can't Think Of His Name (Also known as PDWIASAICTOHN!): (Bowing to him)
Riza: No I won't.
Roy: When I'm Fuhrer you don't get a choice! Ha!
PDWIASAICTOHN: (Nod)
Roy: I'm going to discharge all shorties!
Riza: (Thinking) He must still hate Ed...
Roy: Yes! He's an annoying little brat!
Riza: (Sweatdrop) Can you read my mind? That's creepy!
Roy: Yes! And no it's not creepy!
(Beeping Sound)
PDWIASAICTOHN: Colonel, it's time to laugh at Ed for being so short.
Roy: Ha ha ha! My favorite time of the day! Make fun of the shrimp time!
PDWIASAICTOHN: Let's start you go first!
Roy: He's short!
PDWIASAICTOHN: The dog of the millitary!
Roy: Yea! I'm ready to overtake it, and he serves it hand and foot!
Riza: He's kinda hot!
Roy and PDWIASAICTOHN: (Stare at Riza) ...?
Riza: (Blush) Heh heh heh... um... I meant to say he's too head strong...
Roy and PDWIASAICTOHN: (Shrug shoulders)
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Ed: (The hair on his back sticks straight up)
Al: Roy's at it again?
Ed: Yep...
Al: Wow! That's the third time in the past 5 minutes!
Ed: Will that guy ever quit?
Al: Probably not. It must be a lot of fun! Next time I should join him!
Ed: Al?
And that's the story of why Roy and Ed get so p-ed off at eachother even when they're across the state!
What's that dude's name? You know he is a perv, always smoking and yea...
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