I DON'T OWN FULLMETAL! There. It's hard to admit...
Roy Hates Reading!
Jean (Also known as the Pervy Dude Who Always Smokes!): Colonel, you know that assignment the Fuhrer gave us a little while ago...?
Roy: Yea... So...
Jean: We had to do some research and apparently most of the books are in Japanese, so...
Roy: You want me to read it for you.
Jean: Wow you can read minds!
Roy: Sure... Now hand me the books.
Jean: (Takes a huge pile of books out of nowhere and gives them to Roy) Here!
Roy: (Puts on reading glasses, that he doesn't need, for some reason) Let's see...
Four chimeras and six artificial people makes a state alchemist:
a. an awesome alchemist
b. a dude rotting in jail
c. not a state alchemist, that's for sure!
d. an idiot just asking to be put to death
Is this a test book for state alchemists? Better ask the shrimp about it...
Roy: Have you seen these books before?
Al: Are those our practice tests?
Ed: I think they are Al... I think they are...
Roy: Practice?
Al: What do you expect?
Ed: You are just kids, you know.
(And the huge suit of armor walked out the door along with his older brother that was a miget, where if you threw a coat of blue paint on him he would practicably be a smurf.)
Al: (Who suddenly walked back in the door) ~Kids in the Military!~
Roy: This show is weird...
This scene randomly happens...
Roy: Dogs? I love dogs! Their the loyal servants of man. The don't ask for raises, and they don't complain!
Ed: The series isn't weird, you are!
Al: Big brother's got a point...
Dog: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Roy: See what I mean! And they're really strong! I bet he could maul a shrimp like him!
Ed: I'm not a shrimp! Don't call me shorty! Or midget!
Roy: But then what am I suppose to call you? I call you all of them. Boo!
Ed: Ed?
Roy: Nah, too plain!
And it goes on, and I don't want to bother you so this is going to be the end of the chapter...
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