Freddie's POV
Sam and I headed to his apartment and we were laughing at some loser.
"Um ethuthe (excuse)me are you Tham (Sam) Puckett a Freddie Benthon (Benson)?" some loser said
"No, we're Sam Puckett and Freddie Benson" Sam said
"OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR WEBTHOW (Webshow) My name ith Thasy (is Stacy) and I watch iCarly every day!" she said
"Um Thanks… Stacy?" I said.
"We met before you know, I wath (was) at Webicon and I came and thaw (saw) you to be an intern for your thow (show)"
"Look Stacy we need to go" Sam said.
"WAIT! I made you thomething (something)!" Stacy said. Sam and Freddie exchanged looks and waited. Stacy pulled out two large cotton swab bouquets. Sam and Freddie laughed.
"Are those… cotton swabs?" I laughed.
"Yeth, I think they are!" Sam said mocking Stacy making me laugh harder.
"Um, I don't think making fun of my lithp is funny" but this caused them to laugh harder. "Oh Tham you have a little… um… let me" She took an ear swab and cleaned Sam's ear. Sam stopped lauging completely and stood their frozen.
"What the hell are you doing?" Sam asked and I stopped lauging.
"Dude, get your swab out of her ear!" I said.
"It's a little dirty" Stacy said as though it was normal. Sam took her hand away from her ear and pushed her away.
"Do you know how much of a FREAK you are!" Sam said angry.
"We don't want your god damn Cotton swabs up our ears and we don't want them in a flower bouquet!" I said.
"Um ethuthe me are you Tham Puckett a Freddie Benthon?" Sam mocked
"Oh I love iCarly and I thit in front of a computer watching you guys all the time becauth I don't have a life! I don't have a boyfriend! My hobby ith making thingth out of cotton thwabth!" I mocked along with Sam
"It's a good thing you don't go to our school because we would RUIN you!" Sam said
"Ruin what? There's nothing left to mess up!" I said and both Sam and Freddie laughed as Stacy started to cry.
"I HATE ICARLY!" she sobbed.
"Yeah because there's no other iCarly fans out there" Sam said sarcastically and Stacy stomped away but came back and turned to say one last thing.
"I hope your happy with yourthelvth! But juth tho you know, you guyth are the meaneth moth thelf-absthorbed people in the whole Univerth!" (But just so you know, you guys are the meanest most self-absorbed people in the whole universe!)
"What a freak!" Sam said.
"So Sam, I want to talk to you about something"
"Yeah?"
"Well for one thing you're totally hot and totally bubbly making!"
"I know! You're totally hot too" Sam said.
"Yeah I know. So us being hot, why don't we be hot… together?" Freddie said.
"Like, a couple?" she said
"Yeah"
"Duh!" and she kissed me. Just then what Stacy said was in my mind. You guyth are the meaneth moth thelf-absthorbed people in the whole Univerth. I chuckled a little but stopped and thought 'is it true?'
"What's wrong baby?" Sam asked.
"Do you think it's true?" I ask and she sighs and lean on the door to my apartment.
"You've been thinking about it too, huh" she said.
"Yeah"
"I don't know, I mean, she did stick a swab in my ear" Sam pointed out.
"Yeah but we have changed a little haven't we?" I ask her
"A little? Try a lot" she said and I chuckled. "Even the way we talk is different, but that doesn't mean our change is bad"
"Yeah, remember the first time we sat with them instead of Carly?"
"Yeah we were just starting to get into cheerleading and football"
"Come on lets go meet Carly" Sam said.
"I'm coming hold your horses!" I said to her we spotted Carly sitting with Wendy when someone called our names. We turned to see Nathan, Gibby, Derek, Katie, Lauren, and Kenzy.
"What do they want?" Sam said.
"I don't know" I answered and we walked over leaving both Carly and Wendy confused.
"Hey guys!" Katie said.
"Sit down bro" Derek said. And we did. Sam got out her phone and texted Carly telling her what's going on.
"So, first thing I want to say is that there is a spot open on the squad. Rebecca decided she doesn't want to do it anymore"
"Oh, is that all?" Sam asked.
"No we want to hang out with you guys"
"Why?" Freddie asked
"Because you guys are cool!"
"Since when?" Sam asked
"Since you joined cheerleading!" Kenzy said
"And since you joined Football" Gibby said
"And since you got hot" Lauren said. We like the last one. We were never thought of ourselves as hot. We tried to act as thought we hear stuff like that all the time.
"We already know we're hot" Sam said
"Yeah, we don't need you telling us that" I said
"Well, I'm glad you have some confidence" Nathan said turning to Sam. "And if you still want to try it with me… I would be happy to assist you in the bed"
"No, Nathan" Sam said.
"Why not? Freddie had sex with Jenny!" Nathan LIED. I was dumbstruck and I couldn't believe he said that.
"You did have sex with her?" Sam asked
"No, why would you tell her that?" I asked Nathan
"Ok, that's it, you can stay here Benson I'm going to Carly" Sam said and left.
"You didn't talk to be for like a week before you finally believed me" I said
"Yeah I know, that's when it happened"
"Sam!" I called
"I have to get to class Benson" she called after me
"SAM!" I called and ran after her. I held her against the wall. She squirmed but I just tightened my grip.
"Let GO of me!" she said
"Not until you listen to me!" I said. "I didn't have sex with Jenny, ok!"
"Oh yeah? What stopped you? Her invitation to her room? Her perfect hair and slim body?"
"No what stopped me was YOU!" when I said that she finally stopped fighting me.
"What do you mean?" she asked
"I was thinking about you the whole time during our date" I told her. Next thing I know her lips were on mine.
"Too bad weren't ready for a relationship yet" I said.
"But we are now, right?" I ask
"Come here Benson" she said and kissed me. That would be a yes.
A/N- More flash backs in the next chapter. You're gonna know what really changed them by chapter ten. I hope you liked it! The two for one special continues! R&R!
