I love it when…
By : Razux
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Disclaimer : gakuen alice belong to Higuchi Tachibana
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Natsume thought this article was stupid, but i knew, he knew this article was right. And for me….
This article was….
This article was a lies! Stupid! Crazy! Bullshit! This article never happened to me and her, because i was Ruka Nogi and my girlfriend was The Blackmail Queen a.k.a Hotaru Imai.
I love it when you :
1. Give me a suprises
If someone in this world really know how to give her a suprises, please teld me. I means, who able to give her a suprises. She know everything, her with her spy cameras. I never success to give her a suprises, maybe i was the one always got a suprises from her, like this morning when I saw her sold one of my embarassing pictures.
2. Steal kiss from me.
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Call me corward cause i never had a dare to do that. I still remember with our first kiss. That time, i was not the one who kiss her, instead, she was the one who kiss me. Can you believe that! After she kiss me, she just smirk and take the picture of my red tomato face. Then tomorrow i saw her sold my picture with title "The exprestion of Ruka Nogi after kissing." .
3. Give me your jacket when I'm cold.
Hotaru Imai? Cold? That would never happened. Looked at her, she always know what will happen before anyone, and never forget with her incredible yet strange inventions. I gues that's not word like cold, hot or whatever words means like that in her dictionary. So how can i do that?
4. Hug me from behind.
Hug her from behind? That would be so death of me, because i believe, tomorrow i will see her sell the picture of me with title "The exprestion of Ruka Nogi after hugging a girls from behind."
5. Act Stupid to make me smile
What i get when i act stupid was the bullet of her baka gun and a sentence "One stupid person is enough, don't add another one, you stupid."
Really! This article is stupid!
6. Send me a good morning and good night text.
When i did that, she just replay me with a text "Don't send me a good morning or good night text, but send me the money you use to send that text to my account."
7. Stare at my face when I'm not looking.
I did always stare at her face when her was not looking. But, she always knew if i did that. I really don't know how she know. And the result i got always "100 rabbit for stare at my face."
Was i a money maker for her?
8. Tell me I'm pretty when i know i'm not.
Tell her, she pretty? I did this once and i really don't have a dare to did that anymore. She recorded it and for the worst… She sold it.
9. Call me just to say you love me
Looked at number seven and eight, this same.
10. Put up a status on facebook for me.
Put status on facebook for her? I don't need to do that, she always hacked my account and made a status benefits her like this one :
Ruka Nogi- Want close up picture of me, baby! Hotaru Imai sell it! Just 100 rabbits! And for ten first buyer will get discount 20%! Don't miss it!
1.896 like. 567 coments.
Sumire the Perty- Oh! I can't wait for it!
Piyo- Piyo! Piyo! Piyo!
Wakako the Beauty- IMAI! I WANT IT!
Usagi- Usa! usa! Usa!
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(And so much crazy coments again, that your don't need to see )
Hotaru Imai- I will start to sell that pictures on my room at 19.00, don't be late or you will miss it cause the stock is limited.
11. Share stories to your friend about me.
Shere a strory about her? No one had a dare listen to my story about her. Why? Because the never wanted to be her another victim of blackmail. Maybe the only one who dare to listen to my story about my girlfriend just Natsume.
But… I can't share that. Cause that would end up with me listen to his story about Mikan.
12. Make me a love letter.
I knew i better never try this. Sure she absolutely would love this. She will copy and sold it. And i believe she would auction the original one to my fansgirls.
13. Ask my opinion / permission before doing something.
Do i need to ask? She know everything. She will come to me and tell me to do something before i know what shall i do. And because she never wrong, I always listen to what she tell. Lucky? Maybe….
14. Make me feel complet just with you in my side.
I don't know about this number. Even i am her boyfriend, i never understand her so much. She is a very compleceted person like Natsume. She alway changes from time to time. But i love her you know? Even she always took the embarassing pictures of me and sold it, even hard cause i never able to predict her act. I always feel complect just with her in myside.
Sometime i by myself always thought, why from all of the girls in this world i choses her? Yeah, right. Love is blind. I love her. And that's no doubt about that.
Oh my god! Why i become like this! THIS ARTICLE IS MADE FOR A GIRL NOT A BOY! AHHH! WHAT HAPPEN TO ME! STUPID ARTICLE! STUPID RUKA!
I know this chapter really short, but i still hope averyone read this fic will like it, and do you mind to review? ^^