Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Maximum Ride or Naruto characters, only the OCs and even then they are based off of real people I know. Nor do I own the song Cuppycake.

Chapter Four: Cuppycake

The next day I woke up to see Hidan standing in front of my bed holding a blow horn, apparently wanting to wake me up. Where he got the blow horn? I don't know, although its probably form my sister's room.

"Ha! I woke up before you could use that Hibban!" I shouted at him, sitting up.

"Damn it! And stop calling me Hibban!"

"Now why the feck would I do that? Its fun calling you Hibban!"

"Feck?"

I nodded. "My mom's friend always says 'feck' instead of 'fuck' and then she got my mom saying it and then she got me saying it! Be careful, or you might start saying it too." I said smiling.

"Like hell I'd start saying feck instead of feck!" Hidan's eyes widened a bit when he had said 'feck' instead of 'fuck'.

"Aha! Now I've got you doing it!"

"You bitch! I'm going to feckin' kill you!"

I jumped up out of my bed and ran past him before he could finish that last sentence. "You'll have to catch me first! And you said it again!"

"Feck!"

I ran down the stairs and into the living room before turning left and ending up in the kitchen, laughing all the way.

"Hide me!" I said, running behind Imtiyaz. "Hibban's trying to kill me!"

"Why is Hibban trying to kill you, un?" Dayyan asked.

"He's trying to kill me because I got him to start saying 'feck' instead of 'fuck' and now he can no longer say fuck! Every time he tries he says feck instead! Ooh, waffles!" I said, grabbing a waffle off the table.

"Er, weren't you trying to hide from Hidan?" Iggy said.

"I was but now I'm eating waffles! Where's the peanut butter?" I said, searching for it.

"Toma found it! But why does Kitta want peanut butter when she is eating waffles?" Tobi asked.

"Because waffles smothered in peanut butter tastes really good! Especially if you add a few chocolate chips." I said, putting a bunch of peanut butter on the waffle.

"Get the feck off me!" We all heard Hidan shout from the living room. Taking my peanut butter smothered waffle with me I walked out into the living room to see Yuki, Pearl, and Leo attacking Hibban.

Swallowing my bite of my peanut butter waffle I whistled and watched as Yuki and Leo stepped away from Hidan and ran over to me, Pearl following when she saw them leave. "Aw, my furry friends were trying to protect me from Hibban." I said, leaning down to pet them.

"Stop calling me Hibban!"

I glared at Hidan before walking back into the kitchen with everyone else, leaving Itachi to scold him for trying to kill me.

"Hey, Nudge," I said, "could you do me a favor?"

"Sure! What is it?"

"Annoy Hidan until I either tell you its OK to stop or he tries to kill you."

"That sounds like fun! Oh, I can ask him what its like in his world! And what its like to be a ninja! And-"

"Save all your questions for Hidan, please." I said.

"OK!" Nudge skipped out of the kitchen, going to find Hidan.

I smiled to myself before seeing that both Iggy and Gazzy were missing. I have a bad feeling about this...

I was soon proven correct when I hear music start playing, instantly recognizing the song. Gazzy was singing Cuppycake in Deidara's voice. This is not going to end well.

"You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum

Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie

You're my Cuppycake, Gumdrop

Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye

And I love you so and I want you to know

That I'll always be right here

And I love to sing sweet songs to you

Because you are so dear"

"I'M GOING TO FECKIN' KILL THEM, UN!" I heard Deidara yell and I ran out of the kitchen to see him running after Iggy and Gazzy, who were heading upstairs, probably to the roof.

"Rouge Bomb Squad member!" I shouted, running after them, vaguely aware that I had probably gotten everyone in this house to start saying 'feck' instead of 'fuck'.

I ran out onto the roof to see Iggy and Gazzy flying high in the sky. Deidara was staring, dumbfounded up at the two kids flying above us. Itachi, Tobi, Hidan, and Nudgehad just joined us. Itachi's eyes had widened a fraction upon seeing them and Hidan's mouth was hanging open.

"They have feckin' wings?" Hidan said.

"I do too! See, aren't they pretty? But they aren't as pretty as Max's." Nudge said, unfurling her tawny brown wings.

"Nudge, Iggy, and Gazzy have wings? Tobi didn't know that!"

"Well what did you guys think I meant when I told you they were 2% bird? Besides the wings they all have their own special powers, such as Gazzy's ability to say anything in other people's voices, as you had just seen." I said.

I had been a little disappointed that they had mostly been sticking with the people form their own worlds up til now. Hopefully Nudge constantly asking Hidan questions just to annoy him might also get the others interested in learning about each other's world.

"Didn't see that comin' did ya?" Calen said.

"When did you get here, Thalab?"

"Just a few minutes ago." I shrugged and watched as Gazzy and Iggy came to a landing on the roof before pulling their wings back in under their shirts.

"Thalab? What does that mean?" Nudge asked.

"It means fox in Arabic."

"Is Calen still obsessed with foxes?" Tobi asked.

"I am not obsessed! However, I can't say the same about my sister and cats..."

"Alright, I admit it, I am obsessed with cats and proud of it!" I said, smiling. "They're my favorite animal!"

"Did you guys know that butta means duck?" Calen said. We all turned to look at her. "Its just a random fact..."

"Really? It does? If I ever meet Sasuke again I'll have to start calling him that because of his duck-butt hair!"

"Hey, Hidan." Nudge said.

"What?"

"Whats it like in your world?"

"Well how did you all become 2% bird?"

"How about we all go back to the living room on the first floor and we can tell each other about our worlds there?" I sugjested.

"That sounds good to me." Iggy said.

"Tobi wants to know more about the bird-kid's world!"

So we all went downstairs and sat on the couches, the ninjas and bird-kids finally deciding to learn a little about each other's worlds instead of avoiding each other. My plan to have Nudge annoy Hidan may be failing, but at least they're starting to be more friendly to each other.