Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Maximum Ride or Naruto characters, only the OCs and even then they are based off of real people I know.

Chapter Five: Hair Dye and Meetings

The next morning me and the Bomb Squad met on the roof.

"So why did you call us out here at two in the morning,un?" Deidara asked. "I don't like waking up early."

"I brought you all up here because of this." I pulled out a box from behind me.

"What's this?" Iggy said, grabbing the box and running his fingers over the box. "Hair dye?" he asked.

"I thought you were blind, un."

"I can feel colors."

"You can...feel...colors?" Deidara asked. "That makes no sense,un!"

"But yet he can." I said.

"So why do we have henna hair dye?" Gazzy asked.

"Because, I'm wanting to dye a certain silver-haired ninja's hair with it!" I said. "So, are you in?"

Time Skip

"WHO THE FECK DYED MY HAIR?" Hidan's shouting could be heard all throughout the house. Me and the Bomb Squad had dyed Hidan's hair a bright orange color with the hair dye and now he was awake.

"To the roof!" I shouted and started running up the stairs.

"You bitch! You did this! You and the so-called Bomb Squad!" a now orange-haired Hibban raced after us up to the roof with his giant scythe.

When we all got to the roof Iggy and Gazzy didn't hesitate for even a second before unfurling their wings and taking to the sky. Me and Deidara hopped onto one of his clay birds and took to the sky, joining the rest of the Bomb Squad.

"Get back here!"

No matter how hard Hidan may try, he'll never be able to reach us. While Hidan was on the roof shouting curse words me and the Bomb Squad were laughing our asses off high above him.

"Did you...hahahaha...see his...hahaha...face when he saw his hair had been dyed?" I said in between fits of laughter.

We eventually stopped laughing and started planning our next prank. Hidan got tired of yelling at us and went back inside.

"Hey wait, don't we have school today?" Gazzy asked.

"No, its the weekend and this time we have four days off instead of two! Also all of us, including Panda and Hassan, are going to meet up on the roof tonight and discuss what kind of traps might work against Clarus." I said.

We planned our next prank until we saw Hassan and Panda at the front door. When we saw them we went back inside.

"Hey Iggy!" I said when we got downstairs.

"Ya, Kayaty?"

"Can you pleeeease show me how to make a bomb?" I asked him.

Iggy smiled, I guess glad to be teaching someone how to make bombs. "Sure."

"Hurray! I get to learn how to make bombs and Iggy's my teacher!"

"I'll meet you in the dinning room, I need to go get some things for us to make bombs with."

"OK!" I happily skipped to the dinning room to wait for Iggy. I get to learn how to blow shit up! I love love love love love love LOVE explosions! I'm always so happy when its the 4th of July, explosions galore! Not hard to find out who my favorite characters from the MR and Naruto series are, now is it?

Soon me and Iggy were sitting at the table, him showing me how to make a bomb. I was so caught up with learning how to make a bomb that I didn't notice Hassan passing by us until he stopped and spoke to us.

"What are you doing?"

"Iggy's teaching me how to make a bomb!" I said happily.

Hassan's eyes widened and he ran out of the room, screaming. "THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! KAYATY'S LEARNING HOW TO MAKE BOMBS!"

His screaming brought everyone else to where Iggy was showing me how to make bombs.

"If you wanted to learn how to make bombs why didn't you ask me, un?" Deidara asked.

"Maybe its because she doesn't like guys who look like feckin' girls." Hidan said.

"I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A GIRL,YEAH!"

"I really don't think its a good idea for my sister to be learning how to make bombs..."

"I agree, Kitta shouldn't learn how to make bombs. Who knows what she might blow up?" Panda said.

I agree with Panda and Calen,Iggy I do not think it is wise to teach her how to blow things up. Star, Yuki, Kohi, Jasper, and Tiger were now either on the table or walking around everyone in the dinning room.

I pouted, "But I wanna learn how to blow stuff up too..."

"Its time for the meeting." we all turned around to look at Itachi.

"He speaks!" I shouted. He just sighed, probably thinking something along the lines of 'How did we get stuck with this crazy-cat-obsessed-lunatic?'

We all went up onto the roof after that, and stayed up there until nine thinking up plans and listing supplies for a few Clarus-catching-traps.

XxX

Clarus watched the assembled ninjas, bird-kids, Star, and the people from this world from her spot on the roof of one of Sammie's neighbors. She couldn't get a good view from where she currently was and walked along the roof, looking for a better place to watch them from.

She spotted a metal pipe connecting the roof she was currently on and Sammie's. Wish I'd known about that earlier...

Clarus walked over to the pipe and jumped up onto it. Just like Total she could, when she wants to, jump really high without hurting herself. Clarus walked across the pipe over to the roof of Sammie's house.

What Clarus didn't notice was the rusty piece of scrap metal that was being crushed under the pipe. Her collar got caught on it when she jumped off the pipe.

Ah, feck. She thought as she backed up away from where her collar was caught.

The collar started to hurt where it was pulled against her neck. Clarus pulled harder, trying to get the collar off. The metal moved a bit and a loud creaking sound could be heard. Feck!

"Did you guys hear something?" Sammie asked.

"It came from over there" Iggy said.

Get off, get off, get off, GET OFF!

The collar ripped and fell off Clarus's neck. Clarus ran away from the meeting area and back inside the house, giving up on trying to find out there plans.

For now, anyway...