Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Maximum Ride or Naruto characters, only the OCs and even then they are based off of real people I know.

Chapter Six: Enter, Smurf and Little Girl

I woke up earlier than usual the next day, but not because I wanted to.

Sammie, Sammie! Get out of bed and come down here, there's a Shark Man in the living room!

"Angel?" I said, sitting up and getting out of bed.

Just as I walked out of my room I heard Nudge yelling. "THERE'S A SMURF IN THE LIVING ROOM!"

I ran down the stairs, soon followed by the Bomb Squad and Hidan, who was complaining about being woken up early in the morning. I literally ran into Nudge on my way down.

"ATTACK OF THE SMURFS!"

"What the hell is a smurf, un?"

"I'll tell you later." I said as I ran into the living room. There was none other than Kisame, and I could see Angel poking her little blonde head around from the direction of the kitchen.

"Hey, your here too now Kiraja!" I said to him and then looked directly at Angel. "Come on Angel, he's not going to bite, I think..."

Angel came out and ran over to join Iggy and Gazzy. Deidara turned to look up in the direction of the hallway in the second floor and yelled, "Hey, Itachi! Your partners here!"

"Where the hell am I?" Kisame asked.

"Back in that same world we visited a while back." Hidan answered. "I feckin' hate this world..."

I Gibbs slapped him. "Don't dis my world!"

"I'll dis your world if I want to, bitch!"

We and Hibban's fight continued. Itachi had come down as well as Tobi and both were explaining the situation to Kisame. Angel looked thoughtful for a second before saying out of the blue, "I can't read their minds."

I turned to see that she was pointing at Itachi and Tobi. This isn't gonna end well...

Hidan burst out laughing. "There's no way a feckin' six year old can read our minds!"

"I know that your natural hair color is silver but Iggy, Gazzy, and Deidara – now known as the Bomb Squad – and Sammie, or Kayaty, dyed it orange. You also have a partner named Kakuzu in some organization called the Akatsuki. Kitta also got you to start saying 'feck' instead of 'fuck' and you worship a god called Jashin." Angel finished, smiling sweetly the whole time.

Silence.

"Tobi's scared of little girl!" Toma said, hiding behind Itachi.

"Beware, for your thoughts are no longer safe from my sister!" Gazzy said.

"Damn, that girl really can read minds!" Hidan said.

"Well, this is Angel everyone. And Angel I guess you already know the situation and everyone's names?" I asked her. She nodded. "Good, now who's cooking breakfast?"

"Wait, one thing I don't understand is why can't she read Tobi's mind? Itachi is probably blocking her but with Tobi I don't see that happening." Iggy said.

"Maybe Tobi's thoughts are just to crazy and random?" I said, a little too quickly.

The others stared at me for awhile before we went back to doing other things. But before that happened I had looked over at Tobi. I found myself staring into the red of the Sharingan. Feck, now Madara thinks I know more than I should, which I do but I don't want him to know that!

Who's Madara?

Angel, I would appreciate it if you could ignore my thoughts when it has anything to do with the Naruto world. You don't want to accidentally let something slip. Madara is someone you would rather not meet.

I know who he is now.

Damn it!

I could hear Angel's laughter in my head while she just smiled sweetly at me before going into the kitchen. I turned around and saw Tobi standing behind me.

"I, uh, have to go do something over there." I said, pointing in the direction of the kitchen before turning around and walking away. I could feel his gaze on me until I entered the kitchen and was finally out of Tobi/Madara's sight.

"I still want to know what a smurf is, though." I heard Kisame say when I walked into the room.

"This is what a smurf is." I heard Calen say, walking up to them with her laptop open to show them a picture of a smurf.

"How could that girl mistake me for one of those?" Kiraja yelled.

"Guess your not as scary as you thought, huh Kisame?" Hidan said, bursting into laughter along with the Bomb Squad. Kisame glared.

"This is Nudge we're talking about here, she always says what she's thinking. She probably saw your blue skin,it reminding her of a smurf, and she ran out of the room screaming about a smurf being in the living room before taking in the rest of your appearance." Calen said.

"That reminds me, where is Nudge?" Gazzy asked.

"I don't know, the last time I saw her was when we were running downstairs." I said.

"Nudge is up on the roof, thinking about the 'Invasion Of The Giant Smurf'." Angel said.

"Tell her its safe to come down and that Kisame is not a smurf, but instead a giant walking, talking, bird-kid-eating shark,un." Deidara said with a smile. "I want to see her reaction."

"You know, that reminds me of something I've always wanted to do, but kept myself from doing it the last time you were here." I said, walking up to Kisame.

"And what is-OW THAT FUCKIN' HURT!" Kisame said/yelled. I had grabbed his arm and bit it, wanting to see if he tasted like sushi.

"YOU DON'T TASTE ANYTHING LIKE SUSHI! YOU TASTE HORRIBLE!" I shouted, attempting to get rid of the taste by stuffing my mouth full of peanut butter. I love that stuff.

"What the hell made you think Kisame would taste like sushi?" Hidan asked.

"I don't know." I said, my mouth full of peanut butter so it sounded nothing like that. I swallowed it, glad that it had gotten rid of the horrible taste. Ah, the power of peanut butter.

"Meow." I turned to see Leaf standing in the doorway. He had something in his mouth and was holding up his right paw.

"At ease, Soldier Leaf." I told him. He put his paw down. "What have you found?" I asked, taking the thing he was holding from him.

I recognized it immediately. It was Clarus's collar, I had seen her wearing it when me and the Flock had caught her last year.

"What's that, un?"

"Its Clarus's collar, she used to wear it." I told him, turning it over in my hand.

"Can Tobi see it?" Tobi asked. I handed it to him and soon it was being pasted around the room.

"Hi everyone!" Nudge said, walking into the room. "Sorry about mistaking you for a smurf earlier." she told Kisame. "But can we please eat now? I'm starving!"