A/N: I don't own Twilight, this is a challenge for me to improve my writing skills. I want to thank KlrTwiLuver for generously offering to beta my work.

The Twilight Twenty-Five

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Prompt: Image 11 Napkin Writing

Pen Name: ssherrill115

Pairing/Main Character(s): Bella/Jasper

Rating: T

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"Jazz, I don't know if I feel like giving a shit."

"You don't know what you saw Bella, it wasn't like that."

"All I know is, when I came around the corner, all I could see was Tanya's big mane of a head in front of Edward's crotch. He doesn't smile at me like that."

"She was making a joke, he was laughing at her."

"Well, maybe she should find her own man to joke with."

"Look, I have some advice for you. I'm writing it here on my napkin. I have to take a piss. I'll be right back."