Shinigami-cat: Next chapter... I OWN NOTHING!

Project: heatwave

The boys were facing a terrible crisis. There was record braking heat wave that was sweeping through southern America. Feliciano, Roderich, Gilbert and Francis were sitting out in the hall trying to keep cool. They were wearing board shorts to try and keep cool but it wasn't working at all.

"It's too hot..." Moaned Francis. "When's the air con going to be fixed?"

Roderich sighed. "I thought it would be cooler in the hall..."

Feliciano slowly got to his feet and walked over to the window. "Maybe if I open the window..." As soon as Feliciano opened the window he was hit with a wave of heat and fell to his knees.

"I'm starving..." Said Gilbert. "I haven't eaten anything since the air con broke... that was like two days ago right?"

"Ve... I can't even think about food..."

"I wonder what Matthew's doing?" Wondered Roderich.

"Maybe his room is cooler because it's so dark..." Said Francis. Slowly they crawled towards Matthew's room in search of a cool place.

What they saw shocked them. Matthew was sitting in a blow up kiddy pool filled with cool water and ice cubes. Matthew was wearing a pair of black board shorts and a black rash top. Matthew sighed. 'This is so relaxing...'

"Water..." Said Feliciano.

"Ice..." Said Roderich.

"Pool..." Said Gilbert.

Matthew gasped and used his hands to cover himself (Even though he didn't need to.) "GET OUT!" He screamed.

But his pleas fell on deaf ears and the boys pushed Matthew out of the way so they could fit into the kiddy pool too. Five seconds later the pool exploded. "WHAT THE HELL?" Screamed Gilbert as he kicked in a window.

"THIS IS BULLSHIT!" Screamed Feliciano as he ripped the torn kiddy pool up some more with Roderich who was swearing in German.

"HOW COULD IT JUST POP?" Shrieked Francis as he punched a hole in the wall.

Matthew grabbed a black curtain and shivered. "My...my room..."

The boys looked up at Matthew with evil eyes. Matthew gasped. They looked like they were about to murder someone. 'They... They're going to kill me... ' For the first time in his life Matthew Williams knew the meaning of the word fear.

"I feel so weak..." Said Francis.

"That's because we haven't eaten anything..." Said Gilbert.

"We don't have any clean towels..." Said Roderich.

"Or clean cloths..." Said Feliciano.

Matthew gulped. "I'll go do the laundry..." As soon as Matthew exited his room he was hit with a wave of heat. "Damn... I didn't know summer in American was going to be so hot..." That's right. Matthew used to live in the most northern part of Canada before he was sent to America, so basically heat was Matthew's natural enemy.

He wrapped his curtain around like a blanket and walked to the laundry room. He filled it up and put in a cup of laundry powder. Halfway through Matthew couldn't take it. He opened the lid and stuck his head inside. 'It's so nice and cool in here...'

Suddenly Matthew was yanked out by his curtain and was face to face with Roderich. In Matthew's opinion he looked like he was going to rip Matthew's head off. Matthew gulped put the washing in a basket and ran outside.

It was so hot outside. Matthew felt like he was going to die from the heat. Cicadas were buzzing away in a nearby tree. As Matthew hung up the laundry the buzzing seemed to be getting louder and louder. Matthew snapped and kicked a tree. "SHUT UP YOU STUPID CICADAS!" He screamed.

"Ve..." Sighed Feliciano. He was sitting under the tree Matthew kicked. He looked like he was going to murder someone. "I'm so hungry..."

Matthew gulped and ran to the kitchen. He quickly got out the pots and began to make pasta for lunch. When he removed the lid to put in the pasta the heat was so intense that it made him collapse. Matthew tossed the pasta in the pot and crawled over to the fridge. He quickly moved some stuff around and sat inside. It was so nice and cool.

Suddenly the door to the fridge opened and Francis looked inside. He glared at Matthew and grabbed a bottle of water. Matthew gulped and quickly went back to making the pasta.

XoXoXo several minutes later oXoXoX

The boys were eating pasta while lying on the floor. "I can't even taste this..." Whined Feliciano.

"It's too hot..." Sighed Francis.

Matthew smiled. 'Now' my chance!' He was about to run off when Gilbert grabbed Matthew's arm. He held up a fan.

"Cool me." He growled. Matthew gulped and began to wave the fan. Sweat was pouring down Matthew's face.

'Oh my God... I think I really am going to die! What should I do? Should I kill them before they kill me? I have that hatchet and chainsaw hidden away... and that Katana too...' Matthew shook his head and giggled. 'What am I thinking? What good will a sword do me in hell? How much longer will this sizzling hell on earth last?'

The phone began to ring. Francis groaned and answered it. "He... hello...? Oh... Hi Land lady... The... the air con broke... We're dying from the heat... What...? The house has a pool...? Thank you so much!"

The others jumped up. "This house has a pool?" Asked Feliciano excitedly.

"There's a pool?" Asked Gilbert in disbelief.

Excitedly they ran outside but as soon as they saw the condition of the pool they began to cry. It was dark green.

"It hasn't been cleaned in years..." Said Roderich.

"I've never been so disappointed in my life..." Said Francis. They sighed and walked back inside. Only to be greeted by the sight of Matthew still waving the fan around.

Roderich pulled the fan out of his hands. "What are you doing?" He asked. Matthew continued to move his arm like he was waving the fan. Everyone in the room looked at each other in confusion.

"Matthew's from Canada right?" Asked Feliciano.

"He's probably never been in heat like this." Said Francis. Matthew continued to wave his arm around until he collapsed.

"MATTHEW!" Cried Feliciano. Roderich ran to Matthew's side and tried to keep him conscious.

"Say something Matthew!" He said.

Matthew looked up at them. "Sa... Satan my lord..." He panted. "Please forgive me... I'll get your bath ready right away..." He closed his eyes and started to snore.

Feliciano began to cry. "How long has he been like this?"

Gilbert sighed. "Well... I guess we have no choice."

XoXoXo about an hour later oXoXoX

Matthew opened his eyes and sat up. He was still sweating and it was still blistering hot but at least the creatures of the light were gone. 'Now's my chance!'

"Ouch! Watch where you're swinging that thing!" Said Francis.

"Then stay out of my way." Said Roderich.

Matthew frowned and walked over to an open window. He looked outside and saw the boys cleaning the grudge pool. "I'm starving..." Complained Gilbert. "I want curry..."

"We can make Matthew make us curry Gilbert." Said Feliciano.

Roderich nodded. "If we made him cook now he really would die. We need to clean the pool so Matthew can cool down."

"But I'm hungry." Growled Gilbert.

"Oh come on Gilbert." Said Francis. "This was your idea after all wasn't it?"

Gilbert growled and flung pool sludge at Francis. "Zip it French-fry!" Matthew sighed and walked off to the kitchen.

XoXoXo half an hour later oXoXoX

"I'm so freaking hungry!" Growled Gilbert as he walked up the hall.

"It's all your fault anyway." Said Roderich. "You guys kept screwing around..."

"He flung sludge at me." Huffed Francis.

Feliciano sniffed the air. "Ve? Do you guys smell that?" He asked. "It smells really good."

Gilbert sniffed the air and grinned. "TO THE KITCHEN!" Everyone quickly walked to the kitchen and froze... There was a bloodied chicken head on the bench, feathers all over the floor and Matthew was grinding something into a powder. Plus there it was like stepping into a furnace.

Feliciano screamed. "WHAT IS HE DOING? MAKING SOME KIND OF MAGIC POTION?"

"What are you doing Matthew?" Asked Francis.

Gilbert sniffed the air again. "I think... he's making curry... Yay curry!"

Francis gasped. "But it's over a million degrees in here!"

"You don't have to cook for us Matthew!" Said Roderich.

"We don't want you to die!" Cried Feliciano.

Matthew sighed and pressed his hands together like he was praying. "Clear your mind and soul, and even the hottest flame will feel like a cool breeze... A cool..." Matthew fainted.

Gilbert rolled his eyes. "Moron..." He picked up Matthew and walked outside to the pool. He chucked Matthew in the pool and waited.

Matthew suddenly rocketed up to the surface and gasped for air. "WHAT THE HELL?" He spluttered as he swam to the edge.

"How could you just throw him in?" Growled Francis.

"Are you okay Matthew?" Asked Feliciano.

"Where am I?" Asked Matthew. He was sitting on the edge of a pool with deck chairs placed all around. It looked like pool at a five start hotel.

Roderich grinned. "Welcome to your tropical paradise."

Francis Suddenly appeared next to Matthew with a giant fruit drink. "Care for a tropical drink?" He asked.

Roderich appeared on the other side of Matthew with a platter of fruit. "How about some tropical fruit?"

Feliciano put a lay around Matthew's neck. "Ve, they're hibiscus flowers."

"And swim to your heart's content." Said Francis. Matthew was shocked. Suddenly Gilbert ripped his black curtain off.

"You'll never cool down with this on idiot." He said.

"Give it back!" Cried Matthew. "I need it!"

Gilbert rolled his eyes. "Why were you even wearing that?" He grabbed Matthew and threw him right into the deep end. "Bet that felt good. Of course it did." The others jumped in too and beamed.

"This is so nice!" Said Feliciano.

"Better that staying in that house." Said Roderich.

Francis frowned. "Am I the only one who hears a helicopter?"

Suddenly a giant block of ice fell from the sky and landed in the pool. They looked up and saw the Land lady leaning out of a helicopter with a megaphone. "Hey boys! Here's an iceberg from Antarctica! It's the best I can do right now! If you need me I'll be in Tasmania!"

Everyone watched as the Land lady flew away. "You have got to be kidding me." Said Gilbert. "How the hell did she get an iceberg?"

"Does it really matter?" Asked Francis.

Feliciano frowned. "You know... When we go inside our rooms are going to be so hot..."

Matthew swam over to the iceberg and punched a huge hole in it. Making a hole big enough for a few people to sit inside. Matthew sat inside and sighed. "This is nice..."

Suddenly Roderich, Francis, Feliciano and Gilbert swam over and squeezed in behind Matthew. "Let's stay here until the air con's fixed." Sighed Feliciano.

Francis smiled. "We just can't live without Matthew."

Matthew buried his head into his hands. A small amount of blood was running down them. 'FUCK! Will my summer in hell never end?'

To be continued maybe...

Shinigami-cat: Okay that had nothing to do with the plot but it was fun ^_^ the next chapter will have something to do with the plot honest! Please review!