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Project blind date part 2

Matthew was happily sitting in his room watching a horror movie and eating a bag of chips. He grabbed hi bottle of water and frowned. "Need to get more..."

He stood up and walked to the kitchen. As he walked there he happened to look into the lounge room and gasp. Roderich, Feliciano and Francis were looking at Gilbert, who was on his knees and had a knife in one hand. "I Gilbert Beilschmidt have no choice but to take my own life."

Matthew's breath hitched in his throat, sweat began pour down the back of his neck and a dark blush covered his face. 'Su... SUICIDE! I'll get to see his fresh, warm intestines! I wonder if it's true that the intestines still move after you pull them out.'

"Matthew." Said Roderich. "This is serious."

"Do you have eyes in the back of your head or something?" Muttered Matthew.

Roderich rolled his eyes. "Anyway... We've decided that you and Gilbert are going to be a couple."

Matthew's eyes went wide and he fell to his knees. "My... My life is over!"

"He had the same reaction as Gilbert." Mused Francis.

Roderich sighed. "Matthew be reasonable... if we let the Land lady set you up on a blind date like she wants the rent is going to sky rocket. But if we say you two are a couple she'll have no choice but to cancel it."

Francis chuckled darkly. "And if you two don't cooperate... Gilbert will have to pay the rent all by himself and Matthew will have to wear suits and play the cello for the rest of his life."

Gilbert and Matthew went as white as ghosts. Roderich clapped his hands. "So here's the story... Matthew and Gilbert have been in love for two months..."

"Ve..." Said Feliciano. "They have gone on two dates. One two an aquarium and one to an art museum."

Francis smirked and began to chuckle darkly. "Their first kiss was in a garden surrounded by roses and the first time they had sex was in Matthew's room."

Five seconds later Gilbert and Matthew were attempting to jump out the same window. "I'M GOING FIRST!" Screamed Gilbert.

"NO I'M GOING FIRST!" Screamed Matthew. Gilbert grabbed Matthew's hair and pulled him back. Matthew looked into Gilbert's eyes and fainted.

"THAT SETTELS IT!" Yelled Gilbert. "I'M GOING FIRST! There's no way I'd ever do something like that."

Roderich rolled his eyes and tied Gilbert's arms behind his back. "I'm afraid you're going to have to do that."

Francis chuckled and tilted Gilbert's chin towards his face. "Don't worry. I'll take you to the bathroom when you need to go."

"Ve and I'll feed you when you get hungry." Said Feliciano.

"I'LL KILL YOU ALL!" Cried Gilbert... before he tripped and fell flat on his face. "You guys can go to hell..."

While Gilbert was complaining Roderich, Feliciano and Francis carried Matthew back to his room and... redecorated...

XoXoXo when Matthew finally woke up oXoXoX

Matthew jumped out of his bed and hit the floor. "Just a dream..." He muttered. "Just a horrible unfortunate dream... No way Gilbert and I would ever date... ever... Wait... What happened to my room?"

Matthew felt like he was going to be sick. His room was no longer dark and dank. It was bright and colourful. A cold sweat began to pour down his neck as panic began to set in. Kuma, Sally and John were gone. His black curtain was now a bright velour one and his book self of oddities was replaced by with actual books.

"My... my room... my room... but I... I... my room..."

XoXoXo meanwhile in the lounge room oXoXoX

Francis sighed and sipped his coffee. "Do you really think those two will do what we tell them to?"

Roderich shrugged. "Well Gilbert's all tied up and we've redone Matthew's room."

Francis put down his cup, leaned back in his chair and sighed. "They may be together against their wills but don't be surprised if this blossoms into true love."

"Ve. Liz actually thinks Gilbert and Matthew are actually a couple." Mused Feliciano.

"Liz might actually be right about that." Said Roderich. "Neither of them realize it but they are actually a lot alike."

Feliciano giggled. "Wouldn't it be funny if they actually became a couple?"

Roderich and Francis chuckled. "That's never going to happen."

Feliciano shrugged. "We should see if Matthew's awake yet."

Francis got up and walked out of the room. "I'll go get Gilbert. Oh fair Prince Gilbert!"

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING A PRINCE?" Screamed Gilbert. "I KILL YOU!"

Francis laughed and pulled Gilbert down the hall to Matthew's room. He was still tied up. He looked like he was going to murder someone. Roderich glared at him and untied him. "Better not run away on us."

Feliciano beamed and opened up Matthew's door. "Ve Matthew your prince... is... here..."

Feliciano, Francis and Roderich gasped. The room was covered in cut marks, the wallpaper was ripped, furniture was broken windows were smashed and there in the middle of it all was Matthew. His eyes were bludging out of his skull, his hair was all over the place and he had a knife in one hand. He started to stab a chair.

"Kumajiro... Sally... John... Where are you?"

"CALM DOWN!" Cried Francis.

"PLEASE MATTHEW!" Sobbed Feliciano.

"WE'RE SORRY!" Cried Roderich. Matthew wasn't listening. He just continued to stab and cut up the walls.

Feliciano turned to Gilbert with tears in his eyes. "Please Gilbert! Do something!"

Gilbert rolled his eyes and stuck out his tongue. "He's my boyfriend isn't he? As his boyfriend it's my job to let him to whatever he wants."

"We're so sorry for being selfish Matthew!" Said Roderich. "It's not your fault you got caught up in our rent problem!"

"Ve, but you know what Matthew?" Asked Feliciano. "We want you to be confident in who you are!"

"And we want you to fall in love." Said Francis.

"That's right." Said Gilbert. "We just want you to relax and enjoy your blind date!" Roderich punched Gilbert.

Matthew looked at them and sighed. He raised the knife to his wrist... "NOOOOOO!"

Gilbert pulled the knife out of Matthew's hand and held him tight. "YOU IDIOT! WHERE'S THE DARKEST ROOM IN THE HOUSE?"

"The basement." Said Roderich.

XoXoXo five minutes later oXoXoX

Gilbert sighed and leaned against the wall. "Damn it's dark down here..." Luckily in the dark Matthew had calmed down and was now drawing patterns in the dust. Gilbert sighed again. "I know how you feel Birdie. I'd rather die than go on a blind date."

Matthew sighed and shook his head. "No you don't understand." He said. "You don't have to worry about what people think of you. A creature of the light like you could never understand how I feel."

Gilbert frowned. "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

"It's not my fault I was born with this face." Said Matthew. "Society judges people on what they look like. I'd rather live in the dark. A place where that doesn't matter."

Gilbert looked at Matthew with disbelief. "Are you really that stupid? Who cares if someone is ugly or pretty? Quit your bitching. You keep saying society judging people on what they look like but you do exactly the same thing. You're no different than they are."

Matthew frowned. 'Am I really no different than they are? But how can I not notice difference between the creatures of the light and we creatures of the dark?'

Gilbert clapped his hands. "Okay Matthew. Here's the deal, you don't want to go on a blind date and I don't want to pay the rent, I mean I won't play it, I can't pay it... there's no way... So as of now we are a couple."

"NOOOO!" Screamed Matthew. "NEVER! NO FREAKING WAY!"

Gilbert growled and grabbed Matthew's arm. "Look I'm not asking you fall in love with me, just act like you like me!"

"THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"

Gilbert rolled his eyes and pulled a pocket watch out of his pocket and held it up in front of Matthew's face. "Look at this."

"Isn't that Roderich's?" Asked Matthew.

Gilbert rolled his eyes. "And what if it is? Just look at it." He slowly began to swing the watch back and forth. Matthew's eyes followed the watch back and forth... back and forth...

XoXoXo then the Land Lady showed up oXoXoX

"Hello boys I'm back!" Said Shinigami-cat happily as she greeted Roderich, Francis and Feliciano.

"Welcome back Miss Land lady." Said Feliciano.

"Congratulations on your engagement." Said Roderich.

Shinigami-cat beamed. "Thank you boys. This is the man I'm going to marry!" She introduced him to the rest of the boys. "And when I told him about Matthew he found a whole bunch of guys that couldn't wait to meet him." She waved in a group of handsome men. "So where's Matthew?"

Francis gulped. "Um... Matthew is um..."

"Ve... Matthew's going out with Gilbert..." Stuttered Feliciano.

"That's right." Said Roderich. "So he said he was sorry... but he couldn't meet anyone..."

The guys began to whisper and Shinigami-cat beamed. "So my little Matthew's already found love all on his own... Wait a second... You guys aren't hiding anything from me are you?"

The guys shook their heads. "No miss Land lady! Never Miss Land lady!"

Shinigami-cat frowned. "Really?"

"It's no use." Whispered Francis. "Let's run away tonight!"

"Sorry we're so late." Said Gilbert. He walked into the room in a stunning outfit followed by Matthew who looked equally stunning. Matthew was carrying several cups of tea on a tray.

Matthew smiled sweetly. "Please have some tea."

Shinigami-cat squealed. "They look perfect together!"

"What happened to those two?" Asked Roderich.

"Ve thank you God!" Praised Feliciano.

"How did you do it?" Asked Francis.

Gilbert smirked. "That's because we're in love." As soon as Matthew set down the tea tray Gilbert swung out and tried to kick Matthew, but he quickly ducked and tried to punch Gilbert who blocked him. "Just look at us! Were... so... in love!"

Everyone in the room gasped. "Is that there idea of acting like a couple?" Asked Feliciano.

"That's how they show affection?" Asked Roderich.

"That's not how love's supposed to look..." Sighed Francis.

Shinigami-cat began to cry. "How beautiful... They look so good together... Gilbert reminds me of my late husband... When he was young..."

"No way." Said Roderich.

Shinigami-cat turned to the other men and sighed. "Well I guess you can go home. Sorry for bringing you here for nothing. Fair well Matthew! I hope you and Gilbert live happily ever after!" And with that Shinigami-cat was gone. Leaving three very shocked boys and two of them still fighting like crazy.

"I... Love... Him... This... Much!" Gilbert grunted in between attacking and blocking.

"Ve... What are we going to do with them?" Asked Feliciano.

"Look... How... In... Love... We... Are!"

"Just leave them be." Said Francis. "I have an idea..." He picked up his phone and called someone. "Hey this is Francis. You have to come see this."

Feliciano picked up his phone. "Ve Ludwig? You won't want to miss this."

Roderich picked up his phone. "Hey Liz? It's me Roderich. You have to come over right now. Oh and you know how you say those two are going out? Well you are so wrong."

"I... Love... Him... So... Much!"

To be continued maybe...

Shinigami-cat: He hypnotized him! How could he? Please review!