Shinigami-cat: Yay! Next chapter... I OWN NOTHING!
Project: valentine's day fiasco
With Shinigami-cat gone, everything went back to normal. Well... as normal as it gets around there. It all started early in the morning when the doorbell rang. "Who would be here this early?" Complained Gilbert.
"The mail man." Deadpanned Roderich.
Feliciano happily walked to the door. "Ve I'll get it." As soon as Feliciano opened the door he was buried alive under a pile of flower's, boxes of chocolate, stuffed animals and cards.
"Holy shit!" Exclaimed Gilbert as he pulled Feliciano out with the help of Francis and Roderich.
"Hey guys..." Said Francis. "You don't think today is..."
That' right boys and girls to day is Valentine's Day. It's that special day where boys and girls give each other gifts as a way of showing how much they love each other. Of course anyone who doesn't get a single gift/card is considered losers for the rest of the year. But every year thee four winners have to take extra precautions.
Roderich quickly drew up a plan and stuck it to the wall. "If we go past the market but stick to the shadows we might make it to school unscathed. We have to use the buddy system today. Feliciano you're with me. Gilbert you're with Francis."
"Right!"
While they were making their plans Matthew was looking at the pile of gifts. He picked up a box and sniffed it. 'It smells like chocolate! Oh God what I would give for a piece of chocolate!' And this boy that has nothing to do with love or Valentine's Day had one particular desire in mind. 'That's it! I'm going to make those creatures of the light fork over some chocolate!'
Matthew's top three favourite foods;
1) Pancakes with maple syrup.
2) Anything made in Canada.
3) Chocolate.
Matthew picked up his backpack and headed for the front door, but before he could even touch the front door Gilbert tackled him to the ground. "ARE YOU CRAZY? WE HAVE TO USE THE BACK DOOR STUPID!"
Matthew frowned and looked through the window. Outside were hundreds of girls and some guys. All with boxes of chocolate and gifts. Gilbert grabbed the back of Matthew's shirt and pulled him towards the back door. "But... but... all that chocolate..."
XoXoXo on the way to school oXoXoX
They managed to sneak out of the house and were currently hiding behind a wall in the market. "Okay." Said Roderich. "We made it this far."
Gilbert sighed and leaned against the wall. "Every freaking year..." Suddenly he shot out his hand and grabbed a rope. "Okay, who threw that?"
"WE'RE SORRY!" Cried the group of women attached to the end of the rope.
"We're all from the market place!" They said.
"We see you walk by every day!"
Gilbert rolled his eyes. "Whatever... HOLY SHIT FELI!"
Feliciano was being carried away by a crowd of people. "HELP ME!"
Gilbert quickly saved Feliciano and looked around. "Where's Roderich?"
Roderich was being crushed under a group of girls. "Can't breathe!" He gasped.
Gilbert pulled him to safety and looked around. "Darn it where's Francis... OMFG!"
Francis was being carried by to a car by a guy in a suit. "Get him inside." Snapped a woman from the car."
Gilbert pulled Francis out of the man's hands and kicked him in the face knocking him out cold. "Ve I think they drugged him." Said Feliciano.
"He attracts some strange women." Said Roderich.
Gilbert sighed. "Okay where's Matthew... Oh crap..."
Matthew was buried under a pile of gifts. "They just left them here..." He mumbled to himself. He picked up a box and sniffed it. "Can I have a little piece from this box?"
Gilbert grabbed Matthew and walked off. "No time. We can talk about that later."
"But... but... my Cadbury!"
XoXoXo at school oXoXoX
The boys looked out into the school yard and gaped. The teachers were taking the chocolates and presents right out of the student's hand. "Hand it over right now!" Growled a teacher. "This year it's forbidden to bring chocolate onto campus!"
"NO GIVE IT BACK!" Cried a brunet.
"This isn't fair!" Cried a red haired girl.
"THIS IS THE SINGLE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE YEAR FOR US GIRLS!" Cried another girl!
Francis grinned. "Let's sneak in while everyone's distracted!"
"THERE THEY ARE!" Screamed a girl. Suddenly the boys were swamped with hundreds of girls. They were separated in the sea of girl.
"FRANCIS!" Cried Gilbert.
"FELICIANO!" Cried Roderich.
"GILBERT!" Cried Francis.
"RODERICH!" Cried Feliciano.
During the commotion Matthew happened to notice a box of chocolate on the floor. Matthew licked his lips. "Milk chocolate..." He was about to grab it when a girl quickly scooped it up and ran in to the crowd of people.
A girl with green eyes turned to her friend and sighed. "You know what SilverMoonForever? We should just leave our stuff with Matthew. I don't want to get into that mob." A bunch of other girls agreed and gave their gifts to Matthew.
"Please give these to them Matthew."
Matthew growled as he sniffed the boxes. 'So much chocolate... but I can't even have one single piece! This is so unfair... unfair... unfair... unfair... unfair... unfair...'
XoXoXo later on that day oXoXoX
Gilbert had lost sight of the others and was now sneaking around the school trying to find Francis and a place to hide. "Somewhere... Anywhere... why me... why us... stupid Valentine's Day... Stupid saints... Stupid everything..."
"Gilbert... Help..." Called a weak voice. Gilbert turned to see the school nurse. She was a very pretty lady with brown hair and blue-green eyes with a ring of amber around the pupil.
Gilbert gasped. "Oh man... what happened brattyteenagewerewolf?"
She coughed and fell forward. Gilbert caught her and held her in his arms. "Francis..." She whispered. "Francis begged me to let him hide in nurse's office but it was attacked by a bunch of screaming fangirls... Please... You have to save him... They'll kill him..."
Gilbert nodded and leaned her against the wall. "Don't worry I'll get him." And with that Gilbert ran to the nurse's office. He ripped open the door and gasped. Francis was pinned down to one of the beds and there were a bunch of fangirls pinning him down. Gilbert quickly pulled him away and they ran for it.
"Thanks for saving me." Said Francis.
"What are friends for idiot?" Asked Gilbert. "There has to be some place we can hide..."
XoXoXo in the science store room oXoXoX
Matthew was sitting happily in the dark day dreaming about chocolate. "Cadbury... Godiva... Hershey's... dark chocolate... white chocolate... milk chocolate... caramel... cherry ripe... flake... crunch... Reece's pieces... boost... crunch... mars bars... milky bars...milk duds..."
The door slowly opened and in walked an exhausted Feliciano. "Oh good... no one's here..." He fell to the ground and sighed. Matthew walked over to him and sniffed him.
"He smells like chocolate." He mumbled to himself.
"Ve? What are you doing Matthew?"
Roderich opened the door and collapsed next to Feliciano. "Feliciano... good thing you're safe..."
Matthew sniffed Roderich. "He smells like chocolate too."
"What are you doing Matthew?"
Matthew gulped. "Um... Where's the chocolate?"
"I don't have any." Said Roderich. If you listen closely you can hear Matthew's heart breaking. "I heard that the teachers are using an empty class room to sort out all the gifts."
Matthew nodded and walked to wards the door. 'I'll find that room. I must have that chocolate now...' As soon as he opened the door Francis and Gilbert fell on top of him.
"You're crushing me..." Muttered Matthew. As he tried to push Francis and Gilbert off himself he happened to feel something funny. He gasped. "Francis there's something in your breast pocket!"
Francis sat up and pulled a small box out of his pocket and frowned. "Someone must have snuck this in during all the commotion." He held it out to Matthew. "Do you want it?" Matthew blushed a little and smiled. "Do you like chocolate?"
Matthew nodded and took the box out of his hands. Turns out the chocolate was a huge chocolate heart with Francis's name on it. Matthew sniffed it and sighed. "Dark chocolate with a strawberry filling."
"Ve how did he do that?" Asked Feliciano.
Matthew lifted the chocolate heart to his lips and was about to bit into it when a group of fangirls busted threw the door. "There they are! Get them!"
They ran into the room and swamped the boys. One of the girls even bumped into Matthew making him drop his chocolate and another girl to step on half of it. 'Half of it's still good!' Thought Matthew as he reached for it.
Now there are three very important things to remember boys and girls;
1) Everyone was crammed into a science store room.
2) There are lots of explosive materials on the shelves in said store room.
3) Some of said explosive material can't be sealed in air tight containers.
Needless to say one of the girls bumped against the shelf causing one highly volatile chemical to fall... onto Matthew's chocolate... that he is reaching out for... making him dangerously close to the explosion...
KABOOM!
"Eek!" Cried a girl. "What was that?"
"Are you guys alright?"
Gilbert rolled his eyes and shook the dust out of his hair. "Just go." He deadpanned.
The girls sighed. "Maybe we should just leave our gifts with Matthew and go."
"Why is Matthew wearing an afro?" Asked another girl.
Because of the explosion Matthew's hair had been pushed back. You know like in those cartoons where something explodes in the guy's face, you know what I'm talking about. He chuckled darkly and stood up, his back facing them. "Of course I'll gladly deliver these for you..." He turned to them; his clothes were covered in a thin black soot, his glasses were cracked, his eyes were crazy looking and he had a creepy smile on his face. "But in return I'll eat every morsel of chocolate!"
Five seconds later all the girls ran screaming out the door. Matthew continued to giggle and started to stagger out the door. Gilbert grabbed his arm. "You can't go out there like that! You look ever scarier that you usually do!" Matthew just turned around and punched the albino in the face before walking out of the school.
Roderich sighed. "We should probably head home. I don't want to deal with anymore of this nonsense..." But as soon as they step outside they are back to running for their lives.
XoXoXo in a local market oXoXoX
The boys had been running nonstop for about half an hour. Francis sighed and leaned against a wall. "I can't go on any longer... Please go on without me... Save your selves!"
"You know we wouldn't do that." Says Feliciano. "Friends stick together!"
"I vote we leave him." Said Gilbert. "Who wants dead weight? Besides I thought the French were grate at retreating, second only to the Italians."
"Ve that's offensive." Said Feliciano. "But true."
"You don't have to agree with him." Snapped Roderich. "But what are we going to do? This place is crawling with fangirls."
"Should I just hit them?" Asked Gilbert.
"If you can forgive yourself go ahead." Said Roderich.
Francis chuckles and pulls out some eye drops from his pocket. "I think I have the solution to our problems."
XoXoXo one minute later oXoXoX
"Look! It's Francis!" Squealed a Francis fangirl. Soon a whole bunch were running towards him but as soon as they got close they slammed on the brakes and gasped.
"Is he crying?"
Yes everyone Francis was indeed crying, but this wasn't sappy blubbering... no this was more of the 'I just made the biggest mistake of my life single tear crying'. "I'm very flattered, but I can't accept these gifts." He said. "I'm already in love with someone and I can't think about anyone but her. I am so sorry..."
The Francis fan girls began to cry. "We're so sorry..."
"We didn't know..." Just as quickly as they appeared they were gone.
"That was a dirty trick." Said Gilbert from his hiding place.
"But it worked didn't it?" Asked Francis.
"Ve my turn!" Said Feliciano. He put the eye drops in his eyes and walked out of his hiding spot.
"OMG! IT'S FELICIANO!" Yelled the screaming Feliciano fangirls.
"Wait... why's he crying?"
"Ve... I'm sorry." Said Feliciano. "But I'm already in love with someone. I am truly flattered but I can't think about anyone but him. I'm sorry."
"We're so sorry..." Said the fangirls as they walked off. Next was Roderich's turn.
"IT'S RODERICH!"
"Is he crying?"
"I'm sorry." Said Roderich. "But I am already in love with someone. She's the only thing I can think about. I am honoured you would go out of your way to get these gifts for me, but please understand me when I say I can't accept anything from you... I am deeply sorry."
"We didn't know..."
"We wish you both the best of luck."
From his hiding spot Gilbert was fuming. "How can they be so blind? Well... technically Roddy and Feli are already with someone but Francis? Seriously? Crap I guess I have no choice..." Gilbert sucked up his pride and put in the eye drops and walked out of his hiding place.
"AHHHH! IT'S GILBERT!"
"Why is he crying?"
Gilbert bit his lip. "Um... so I'm sorry but I'm already in love with someone and I... can't think about anyone but them... I'm flattered and everything but the awesome me is already with someone... so like sorry." Gilbert can't act to save his life.
"LIAR!" Cried a fangirl.
"You don't love anyone!"
"If this person exists tell them there name!"
Gilbert was screwed. Why didn't it work for him? He quickly looked around the market in an attempt to think of someone's name. Sadly the only name that came to mind was Ludwig but that's his brother and this isn't that kind of story boys and girls. If you want that kind of story try somewhere else (even though it is HOT! Excuse me one second gotta plug up my nose bleed...). Suddenly out of the corner of his eye he saw Matthew stumbling along the street. He still looked freaking crazy.
Gilbert bit his lip and sighed. He knew he was going to regret this. "Matthew Williams." There was an awkward silence before several Gilbert fangirls fell to the ground fainting and some were just gawking at him. But there were also some yaoi fan girls who started whispering and giggling amongst themselves. Gilbert shrugged. "Well it kind of worked. That was a painful lie for me to tell."
"What about Matthew?" Asked Feliciano.
XoXoXo when they finally got home oXoXoX
To put it bluntly they were exhausted. They were literally crawling up the hall they were that tired. "Why didn't we eat lunch?" Asked Feliciano.
"Fangirls." Said Francis. "So many fangirls... where the hell did they come from?"
"Ever heard of fanfiction?" Asked Roderich. "Why does it smell like chocolate in here?"
"Maybe some crazy fangirls broke in." Said Gilbert. "Damn that would suck..."
Slowly they crawled to the dining room where the chocolate smell was coming from and what they saw shocked them. Matthew (Back to normal, no longer frizzy haired and scary looking) was putting the final touches to a giant three layer chocolate cake (It looked like a wedding cake). When he was satisfied he set out some plates and set Kuma, Sally and John at the table.
Suddenly the four hungry boys jumped up from the floor and demolished the cake. "Ve nothing beats sweets when you're tired." Said Feliciano.
"Hurry up and make dinner Birdie." Snapped Gilbert.
Matthew looked at them with wide eyes. "But... but that was my Valentine's Day chocolate..."
"Well we didn't completely escape injury." Said Roderich. "But at least we made it home alive."
"Agreed." Said Francis.
Suddenly Feliciano went white. "Ah! I forgot to meet up with Ludwig!"
"I forgot all about Elizaveta!" Cried Roderich.
"Oh I had a date!" Said Francis. The boys immediately got out there phones.
"Ve Ludwig?" Click.
"Hello Liz?" Click.
"Madison?" Click. "Clair?" Click. "Suzan?" Click. "Jacob?" Click. "Steve?" Click.
They all hung up on them. Gilbert laughed at them. "At least we got some chocolate. Birdie's cake was awesome!"
Matthew sighed and hit his head against the wall. "I spent two hours icing that you albino prick... all that effort gone... waisted... I didn't even get a single piece... I'm going to drink my maple syrup..."
To be continued maybe...
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