Shinigami-cat: It has come to my attention that some of my chapters have no plot and some people don't like that. If you are one of those people you are going to hate me now... I OWN NOTHING!

Project: flashback PART 1

Francis sighed and tugged at his hair. "It's getting long again... Cut it Roderich."

Roderich sighed and grabbed a pair of scissors. "Okay..."

Feliciano beamed and rocked in his seat. "Ve, remember when we first moved in here? Your hair was about that Francis, yours too Roderich."

Roerich and Francis gave Feliciano confused looks. "Really?"

Gilbert laughed. "Seriously? I can't imagine Roddy with long hair."

Feliciano pouted. "Well it's no big deal if you can't remember. Even if it wasn't that long ago..."

Gilbert frowned. "Hey... wasn't that like way before I moved in? Come to think about it you guy never told me about what happened when you moved in."

Feliciano beamed. "Ve okay. This story takes long before you showed up Gilbert, and even longer before Matthew showed up. So it all started when I first got here..."

XoXoXo flashback oXoXoX

Feliciano's jaw dropped as he looked at the house. It was like a freaking mansion. "Ve? Am I at the right place?" He looked back down at the address. "Nope... this is the right place..."

"Are you Feliciano Vargas?" Asked a woman. Feliciano looked over at the beautiful woman descending the stairs of the mansion; her wavy brown hair fell around her shoulders and her green eyes seemed to shimmer in the sun. "Hello I'm Shinigami-cat. Your Land lady."

Feliciano gasped. "Really? It's nice to meet you and yes I am Feliciano Vargas ve."

"I assume I've come to the right place?" Called a voice with a heavy French accent. Feliciano turned around and gasped. There was man with wavy shoulder length blond hair and dark blue eyes. He walked up to Shinigami-cat and kissed the back of her hand. "I am Francis Bonnefoy. It is a pleasure to meet you."

Shinigami-cat smiled. "Nice to meet you too Francis. So anyway. Feliciano. You and Francis are going to be roommates from now on. You guys are about the same age so you should get along."

Feliciano's eyes bulged out of his head. "Ve? We're the same age? But he looks so much older! And he's so sexy..."

Shinigami-cat shrugged. "Now there's just one more that needs to show up... Where is he?"

"I am terribly sorry for being late." Said a voice with a heavy German accent. Feliciano turned to see man with longish brown hair, a pair of rectangular glasses framed his purple blue eyes. He stood in front of Shinigami-cat and bowed. "I am Roderich Edelstein. It is an honour to meet you."

"Wow you're so polite!" Gasped Shinigami-cat. "Well now that everyone is here go ahead and take your things to your room. I'll get dinner ready."

Feliciano sighed. "Wow... Roderich looks so smart and sophisticated..."

Francis put his hand on Shinigami-cat's shoulder and smiled. "Perhaps you could show me to my room? I would be very grateful."

Shinigami-cat smiled. "Sure. No problem... Just take your hand off my shoulder before I remove it for you."

XoXoXo later in Feliciano's room oXoXoX

Feliciano jumped onto his new bed and squealed happily. "Ve, I can't believe this is my room!" He rolled around his bed and sighed. "I feel like I'm living in a totally different world! It's like a fairy tale come true! I had no idea Grandpa had friends like her."

He jumped up and walked over to his window. He had a wonderful view of the gardens. 'I can't believe that I get to live with such handsome guys and a beautiful land lady.' He giggled to himself and sighed. 'And... I'll learn to be sexy like Francis and smart like Roderich. No one will ever mistake me for a girl again! '

With that happy thought Feliciano decided to explore the rest of the house. As soon as he walked into the hall he was surprised to see a very pissed off looking Shinigami-cat walking down the hall. "Ve?"

XoXoXo later at dinner oXoXoX

That night everyone was having chicken soup for dinner. Feliciano beamed and ate another spoonful. "Ve this is so delicious! This tastes so good right guys?" Roderich and Francis said nothing.

Shinigami-cat smiled. "Would you like some more Feli?"

Feliciano smiled and held up his bowel. "Ve, yes please!"

"I'll have some more too cutie." Said Francis with a wink.

"Get your own." Snapped Shinigami-cat.

Francis pouted. "Are you still mad? You seemed like a horny widow, so I thought I'd let you enjoy my company."

Feliciano choked on her drink. "Ho-ho-horny wi-wi-widow?"

"You're spitting on me." Said Francis. Shinigami-cat grabbed Francis by the front of his shirt and lifted him out of his seat. She looked like she was going to kill someone.

"I dare you so say that one more time you little brat." She hissed.

"Just calm down lady!" Cried Feliciano.

Shinigami-cat glared Feliciano. "Did you just call me lady?"

"VE I'M SORRY!"

"DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT HITTING ON ME!" Screeched Shinigami-cat. "YOU DON'T HAVE A SNOWBALLS CHANCE IN HELL!"

Roderich stood up and nodded. "Thanks for dinner."

Feliciano grabbed Roderich's arm. "Hey... Stop them."

Roderich looked at Feliciano and frowned. "Why should I?"

"Ve? What do you mean?" Suddenly a plate flew through the air and hit the wall, smashing into a hundred pieces. Shinigami-cat was throwing plates at Francis who was running around trying to dodge them. Feliciano started crying and Roderich shrugged.

"Just because I live with them doesn't mean that this is any of my business."

Feliciano tilted his head in confusion. "Ve? But we're all living together, so can't we at least get along?"

Suddenly Shinigami-cat stopped throwing plates at Francis and everyone in the room looked at Feliciano. Francis began to laugh. "How cute! You are so funny."

"Sorry." Said Roderich. "But I don't work that way."

Feliciano felt like his whole world was shattering. 'Ve...So much for my fairy tale come true...'

XoXoXo the next day oXoXoX

Feliciano sighed as he swept up the dining room. There were still bits of broken plate everywhere. "Ve..." He sighed. "I wonder if the land lady is trying to avoid us."

Suddenly Francis walked into the room. "What happened here?" He asked.

Feliciano rolled his eyes. "You should know."

Francis shrugged and sat on the table. "Well you better clean it up. Someone might cut their foot."

Feliciano held up his broom. "Well why don't you help me then?"

Francis laughed. "I've never cleaned anything in my life. I have no idea how... You know... You look really good with that broom. Just like a little Cinderella."

Feliciano pouted. "Ve... that's just stupid." Suddenly the door to the dining room opened and in walked Roderich. Feliciano walked over to him and held up the broom. "Ve, help me clean. All of us eat in this room so you can't say this is none of your business."

Francis chuckled. "That kid's never cleaned anything before in his life either." He frowned for a second then clicked his fingers. "Oh! Now I remember you Roderich. I've met you twice before. The first time was at a party and the second was at that music recital. By the way all the hotties loved my violin playing."

Roderich shrugged. "My parents forced me to play the piano. They said it was part of the Edelstein tradition... And if I'm not mistaken your family happens to own the famous Bonnefoy hotel chain."

Francis nodded. "Yep."

Feliciano looked at them with wide eyes. 'Rich kids... Real live rich kids...' He instantly became depressed and walked back to his room. 'I... I'm the only one who doesn't fit in here... all my clothes are used or from flea markets... My favourite food is just plain pasta with diced tomatoes on top...' He sat on his bed and shook his head. 'But... I was a junior high student just like them, and we're going to the same high school. We're all human.'

His eyes lit up and he walked out the door.

XoXoXo in Francis's room oXoXoX

"Ve let's go to the arcade." Said Feliciano happily. "I bet you rich kids have never done the things us normal kids do right?"

Francis rolled over on his bed and sighed. "I feel lazy today... Let's just do something in here today okay?"

Feliciano beamed. "Ve okay! What do you want to do?"

Francis sat up and smirked. "Well what do you ladies want to do?" Suddenly four very beautiful and sexy women appeared around Francis's bed. One of the girls smiled and stroked Feliciano's hair.

"What a little cutie. Why don't you play with me?"

Feliciano gulped and ran out of the room. Once he had gotten over his shock he began to walk down the hall to Roderich's room. 'We're all human...'

Roderich was sitting in his room reading a book. Feliciano beamed at him even though Roderich looked really scary. "Ve... so if you don't want to go to the arcade we could just go shopping or something..."

Roderich ignored him and walked over to his bookshelf to pack away his many books. Feliciano nodded. "Okay... Um I'll help you!" He picked up some of the books and had a look at the titles. Not all of them were in English. Some of them were in French, German, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Hungarian and even Yiddish. To put it simply Feliciano's bran broke. He decided it would be best to leave.

He walked down the hall and back to his room "We're all human..." He muttered.

"Oh Feli!" Cried Shinigami-cat. "Dinner is just about ready."

"Okay..." He mumbled.

Shinigami-cat didn't like Feliciano was at the moment. He was just so sad. "You know... Those two are here because their parents asked me to turn them into regular kids. Francis was raised as a spoiled brat. He doesn't behave like a normal junior high kid at all. And Roderich was pressured so much by his family that he became completely detached. Their families just didn't know how to deal with them. Deep down they are good kids. Just try to be patient with them okay?"

Feliciano nodded. "Ve okay."

Shinigami-cat beamed. "Good. But I just know that those rich kids are going to be a pain in the ass. Well its dinner time so go get those guys please."

Feliciano nodded. "Okay. We'll be down in a bit." So Feliciano marched off down the hall towards Francis's room. He burst through the door. "DINNER TIME!"

"GET THE HELL OUT!" Cried Francis. Let's just say if what Francis was doing was on TV it would be pixelated... Feliciano blushed and ran out of the room and into Roderich's room.

"DINNER TIME!" Cried Feliciano. Roderich ignored him and continued to read. Feliciano pulled the book out of his hands. "Ve, dinner!"

XoXoXo at dinner oXoXoX

Needless to say Francis and Roderich were just a little pissed. Shinigami-cat just ignored them and put the food on the table. "Okay boys eat up."

"Excuse me Miss Shinigami-cat." Said Roderich. "Can you please put a lock on my door?"

"Mine too." Said Francis.

"No freaking way." Snapped Shinigami-cat.

Francis pouted. "Why not? Kids need privacy too you know."

"I said no." Snapped Shinigami-cat. "If I let you have locks on your doors who knows what you'd do ya little pervert. And Roderich might lock himself in his room and never come out again!"

"And I'm sorry." Said Feliciano. "I shouldn't have barged into you're rooms. Ve... I won't do it again."

Roderich sighed. "I think it's only natural to want to lock yourself in your room when you are forced to live with strangers. How am I supposed to relax when I have to eat with strangers?"

"Yeah." Said Francis. "I mean, being here is no different from being in a hotel... so, I don't see why I can't just eat with my girlfriends... and boyfriends."

"Ve? How can you say that?"

Shinigami-cat suddenly stood up and over turned the table, sending food flying everywhere. "If you don't like it..." She dead panned. "Don't eat." With that she turned around and marched out of the house.

"Ve? She's leaving!" Cried Feliciano. "We have to stop her!"

Roderich sighed. "I didn't even get to eat anything yet."

Francis huffed. "I can't stand adults who lose their temper so easily." It was obvious that Feliciano wasn't going to get any help from them so he ran after the Land lady.

"Ve! Wait up!" Cried Feliciano as he grabbed Shinigami-cat's arm. "Where are you going?"

Shinigami-cat pulled her arm out of Feliciano's grasp. "Shut up and get the hell out of my way! I don't give a dam about those spoilt brats. They can fend for themselves!" With that Shinigami-cat took off down the road.

Feliciano sighed and walked back inside. Francis was on the phone talking to someone on the phone to one of his many acquaintances and Roderich was watching TV. They looked up at Feliciano and frowned. "What's for dinner?"

Feliciano sighed and walked into the kitchen. Much to his dismay he couldn't find anything to make pasta, pizza or anything that he knew how to make. Feliciano gulped. "Ve... I guess I could always improvise... I mean how bad could it be?"

XoXoXo about an hour later oXoXoX

Everyone was hacking and spewing up the so called food that Feliciano had made. "WHAT THE HELL?" Cried Francis.

"What is this?" Cried Roderich.

Feliciano gulped down his water. "Even I think it's gross..." He sighed. "Well I guess we had better apologise to the land lady. I'm sure she will forgive us."

Francis sighed. "Don't worry about it. She'll be back. Our parents are paying her tones of money for meals."

"Besides..." Said Roderich. "She's responsible or us now. She wouldn't want to do anything to ruin her reputation now would she?"

Something inside Feliciano snapped. He had never been around such ungrateful, spoilt, inconsiderate people before. He grabbed two hot plates of food and slammed them into the faces of the two spoilt brats. The brats gasped and clutched their faces in pain.

"HOT! HOT! HOT!" Cried Roderich.

"What the hell is wrong with you? You little freak?" Snapped Francis.

Feliciano glared at them. "Ve... I hate you guys. I hate shut-ins who do nothing but study, and I hate party boys. But most of all I hate spoilt brats who think money can solve everything. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you all."

Francis rolled his eyes and pushed Feliciano against the wall. "Then hate us." Feliciano bitch slapped him and a full on fight broke out.

"Don't underestimate the common people!" Snapped Feliciano.

"Don't underestimate the party boys!" Yelled Francis.

"I've never been in a fight before!" Cried Roderich.

"SHUT UP YOU PRICK!" Yelled Feliciano.

"Shut up welfare boy!"

"You're as dumb as sand!"

"You had sex with cake!"

"Your mama blew a rat!"

"You got a mono brow!"

"You're fucking ugly!"

XoXoXo the next day oXoXoX

Shinigami-cat opened the door to the dining room. "What the hell?" The room was completely trashed; the table was over turned, a chair was broken, a vas was smashed, a painting was broken, food from last night was still all over the floor, Feliciano was asleep under a chair, Francis had an empty bowel on his head and Roderich was passed out under a chair.

Shinigami-cat rolled her eyes and walked out of the room and came back with three brooms. "Get up you lazy lot! Time to clean."

Within an hour Feliciano, Roderich and Francis were sweeping up the room. "Why do I have to do this?" Mumbled Roderich and Francis.

Shinigami-cat laughed from her seat. "Oh Francis, Roderich? You boys missed a spot... Oh by the way... I talked to you parents and they have agreed to cut off your allowances. You boys aren't getting a single penny from them."

Francis and Roderich gasped. Feliciano laughed. "Ve now you're just like me! How does it feel to be poor?"

Shinigami-cat nodded. "And you boys are going to have to pay rent from now on."

"Ve, now you have to work too!"

"This means you to Feliciano." Said Shinigami-cat.

Feliciano gasped. "Ve? Why me?"

"I can't give you any special treatment Feli."

Francis laughed. "Take that Feliciano." Roderich chuckled.

XoXoXo end flash back oXoXoX

"... That was the first time I saw Roderich smile." Said Feliciano.

Roderich and Francis blushed. "Stop it!" Snapped Francis.

"That was so embarrassing!" Said Roderich.

"Ve... you two were really awful in the beginning." Sighed Feliciano.

Gilbert fell off his chair he was laughing so hard. "OMG! That's so fucking funny! HA! HA! HA! I think I pissed myself!"

Roderich glared at Gilbert. "You think our story was funny?"

Gilbert tilted his head. "Well it was."

Francis chuckled darkly. "Does anyone else remember when Gilbert moved in?"

Gilbert rolled his eyes. "Oh come on. I haven't changed since I got here."

Roderich shook his head. "Oh no Gilbert. I remember what happened the day you got here. I remember it well. You were like a walking butcher's knife."

Matthew looked into the dining room with wide eyes. "A walking butcher's knife? Where?"

To be continued maybe...

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