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Project: flashback PART 2

Gilbert frowned. "A walking butcher's knife? What the hell are you on about?"

"Well put it this way..." Said Francis. "You weren't just a little pocket knife."

From Matthew's hiding corner his mind began to wonder. 'A walking butcher's knife? Oh man that would be so cool! But Gilbert? There's no way he could be a walking butcher's knife. He's just too bright...'

Feliciano sighed. "Well... who wants to tell the story this time?"

Francis beamed. "My turn! Okay. I remember you arrived on a rainy night..."

XoXoXo flash back oXoXoX

It was storming outside when Shinigami-cat came home. "Hey boys I'm back."

"Ve, you sure were gone for a really long time." Said Feliciano.

Shinigami-cat shrugged. "Well I picked up something on the way... Come on in." Francis and Feliciano frowned. Turns out that there was a guy standing behind Shinigami-cat. He was wearing a hoodie and jeans. He was completely drenched. "This is Gilbert Beilschmidt. He'll be your new roommate from now on. Go on. Say hi to everyone."

"She picked up a person?" Asked Francis.

Gilbert sighed and took off his hoodie. His silver hair clung to his milk white skin and his red eyes seemed to burn. "Hey... Are you selling me to these guys or are you selling them too?"

Feliciano and Francis gasped. "Ve? Do I look like a criminal?"

"Do I look like a pimp?"

Shinigami-cat rolled her eyes. "Oh shut up and go take a shower. There's a towel and a robe laid out for you."

Gilbert shrugged. "Okay." He walked out of the room and to the bathroom.

"Ve what were you thinking?" Asked Feliciano.

"That guy really pisses me off!" Growled Francis.

Roderich sipped his tea and smiled. "This should make things interesting..."

"How can you say that?" Asked Feliciano.

"He pisses me off too." Said Francis.

Suddenly there was a knock at the door. Feliciano walked over to answer it.

XoXoXo about half an hour later oXoXoX

Gilbert walked back into the lounge room wearing his bath robe. When he turned up Feliciano beamed. "Ve Gilbert you got a visitor already." He pointed towards a man. "He said he was the manager of your old job. He said you quit without saying anything and he was worried about you."

Gilbert sighed and swiftly punched the man in the face. He ultimately scared the crap out of everyone in the room. "WHAT THE HELL?"

Gilbert grabbed the guy by the front of his shirt. "I never want to see your ugly face again." He chucked the man out of the house and locked it.

"Ve, he's so scary!"

Roderich sighed and tapped Gilbert on the shoulder. "Don't you think you were a little-"

Gilbert turned around. His facial expression was the same but his eyes were wide and fearful... but only for a second. "What?"

"Nothing." Said Roderich.

"If you got something to say. Say it." Hissed Gilbert.

"What are you so afraid of?"

Gilbert didn't answer him. Instead he turned and walked out of the room. Before he left he turned back. "From now on I don't want any visitors. I won't even answer the phone. If someone asks if I'm here tell them to fuck off."

When he was gone Feliciano pouted. "Ve... What's with him Miss Land lady?"

"You didn't just pick him up off the street did you?" Asked Francis.

Shinigami-cat shrugged. "Well... He was just abandoned out there in the rain like a poor little puppy."

"Liar!" Said Francis. "He's nowhere near as cute as a puppy!"

Roderich chuckled. "The weaker the dog the louder his bark."

"Ve? What's he giggling about?" Asked Feliciano.

"I just don't understand how those intelligent types think..." Said Francis.

XoXoXo in Gilbert's room oXoXoX

Gilbert sighed as he sat on his bed. A sudden tapping at his window made him jump up and dash to it. He sighed. It was just a twig that flew out of the tree. He sighed and let his memories flood back.

"I just saw his shadow on the window!"

Ding Dong!

"Just let us take one look at your beautiful face!"

Ding Dong! Ding Dong!

"He got kidnapped again? I'd say it was his own damn fault."

Ding Dong! Ding Dong! Ding Dong!

"This time your violent behaviour has gone too far. This goes way beyond self-defence here you know?"

Ding Dong! Ding Dong! Ding Dong! Ding Dong!

"Please Gilbert! Just let me hear your voice!"

Ding Dong! Ding Dong! Ding Dong! Ding Dong! Ding Dong!

"I'm sorry Gilbert... I know it's not your fault... But I'm just so tired..."

Gilbert hated it. He hated it all.

XoXoXo the next day oXoXoX

Francis picked up the phone. "Hello? Sorry... he's taking a bath." He hung up the phone and sighed. "It was a girl. She was asking for Gilbert."

"Ve, he's really popular." Said Feliciano. He looked out the window and frowned. "Hey, there are a lot of people outside." The phone rang again.

Francis answered it again. "Hello... He's gone out."

RING!

"Again? Hello... He's in the bathroom."

RING!

"I don't know where he went!"

Feliciano sighed. "Isn't this a little too much? I'm going to go see what's going on."

XoXoXo outside oXoXoX

Feliciano walked outside. He was still shocked at the amount of people. He approached a girl with light brown wavy hair and amber eyes. She was pretty tall. "Ve excuse me." Said Feliciano. "Are you a friend of Gilbert's?"

The girl smiled. "Yes I am. I'm The Hungry Writer. Come on bring him out here!" Suddenly another girl pushed The Hungry Writer out of the way.

"I'm his girlfriend! " She said. "He just disappeared and I don't know where he went!"

"No I'm his girlfriend!"

"No I am!"

"Me!"

"I'm his girlfriend."

Feliciano frowned. "Ve? What the hell?" He looked around until he found someone that looked normal enough. She was a girl with short brown hair and blue eyes. She was about average height. Feliciano approached her. "Ve, excuse me I'm Feliciano. How did you know that Gilbert was here?"

The girl smiled at him. "Oh hi, I'm MayFlowerxxx. I hired a private eye. That's what everyone does."

Feliciano gasped. "Ve? But Gilbert's just a regular high school kid!"

MayFlowerxxx shrugged. "Well we live in a pretty small town. Where we come from Gilbert is even more popular than Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, Paris Hilton and the Kardashian's combined."

Feliciano was stunned. This was just unreal. "What?"

MayFlowerxxx nodded. "Yep. I tried going to his house once but there's always someone there who turns me away. And there's always a cop taking him to and from school. I've never even talked to him once."

"Ve? But why is all that necessary?"

MayFlowerxxx thought for a moment. "... Well I don't know exactly... but I heard he gets kidnapped all the time. They even use chloroform on him. He's also always quitting job because of sexual harassment. That's why his grandpa had a nervous breakdown."

XoXoXo back inside oXoXoX

Feliciano, Francis and Roderich were sitting at the table looking at a pile of Gilbert fan mail. Feliciano had just told them about what he had just found out. Francis nodded. "So that's why he beat up that guy. It all makes sense now..."

"Ve... Look at how many letters he has." Said Feliciano.

Francis picked up on and smiled. "Well... I'm sure he won't accept these so we may as well open them right?"

Roderich rolled his eyes. "Despicable."

Francis opened up on letter. A whole bunch of human hair fell out onto the table. Roderich gasped and Feliciano screamed. Francis read the note that came with it. "It says 'This is how much I love you...' What the hell?" Francis opened up several more letters. Here is just a sample of what they said;

'I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.'

'I've been waiting so long for you to come to me. Why won't you come to me?'

'I've been planning our wedding day. I can't wait!'

'Every time I see your warm smile... I'm filled with joy!'

'Knowing that you exist makes my life worth living.'

'I LOVE YOU' (That one was written in blood)

Feliciano began to cry. "Why are you crying?" Asked Francis.

Feliciano sniffled. "Ve... this is so horrible... he isn't safe anywhere... I swear in the name of my grandfather Romulus Vargas... I Feliciano Vargas will protect Gilbert Beilschmidt until I die!"

"No way." Said Gilbert. "Who the hell is your grandfather anyway?" Once again Feliciano's bubble was burst.

Roderich rolled his eyes. "Why don't you try and show a little more respect to someone who tries to help you. You ungrateful little-"

"Are you looking for a fight?" Snapped Gilbert.

Roderich looked up at Gilbert. "Not at all. Can't you just be a little more appreciative?"

"Fuck you. You stupid jerk." Snapped Gilbert as he marched out of the room. "I freaking hate you!"

"You really like bugging him don't you?" Asked Francis.

Roderich chuckled. "He makes things interesting."

RING!

Feliciano marched over to the phone. "Ve? No, he's not here."

RING!

"He packed his stuff and left half an hour ago!"

RING!

"Ve he's gone."

RING!

"Ve I already told you he left. No I don't know when he'll come back. Actually I don't think he's coming back." Feliciano grabbed a bullhorn and

Opened a window. "Ve attention everyone outside! Gilbert Beilschmidt doesn't live here anymore! Please return to your homes!"

Shinigami-cat smiled. "He's doing such a good job."

Francis sighed. "Of course, Gilbert won't give him the time of day though..." Within an hour everyone was gone.

Shinigami-cat beamed. "Wow Feli you did such a good job! They are all gone!" She picked up her hand bag and walked to the door. "Now I can relax and go on my date! Bye I'll be back later my lovelies!"

"Like anything was going to stop her from going on her date." Said Roderich.

Gilbert walked into the room and Feliciano beamed. "Aren't you going to thank me? Aren't you going to thank me? Aren't you going to thank me? Aren't you going to thank me? Aren't you going to thank me? Aren't you going to thank me? Aren't you going to thank me? Aren't you going to thank me? Aren't you going to thank me? Aren't you going to thank me? Aren't you going to thank me? Aren't you going to thank me? Aren't you going to thank me? Aren't you going to thank me? Aren't you going to thank me? Aren't you going to thank me?"

Gilbert turned around and pinched Feliciano's cheeks. "Damn you're annoying!"

Suddenly Francis jumped up from his seat next to the window. "Quickly lock all the windows!"

"Ve? What's going on?"

"Just do it!"

Feliciano walked to the window and gasped. The mob was back. And they looked pissed. "Ve... it back fired..." He picked up his bullhorn and opened the window. "He's not here!"

Five seconds later Francis tackled Feliciano to the ground as a rock flew through the window. "You okay Feli?"

"Ve... I'm fine."

Gilbert rolled his eyes and sighed. "This sucks. I'm sick of it all... This is so annoying!"

"It doesn't even faze him!" Said Francis. "There has to be a way to get them out of here!"

"They just need someone to chase after." Said Gilbert. "It doesn't even have to be me."

Feliciano's eye lit up. "That's it! Come on Francis that's your cue!"

"Pardon?"

"Ve with you beautiful golden hair... and your silky smooth skin... your pretty face... deep blue eyes... and that hot body... you are super sexy! You're the only one who can shut them up!"

Francis chuckled. "Well when you put it like that, I guess I have no choice."

"Ve that's the spirit!"

XoXoXo one minute later oXoXoX

"Hey someone's coming out of the house!" Said a girl. It was Francis. He looked drop dead sexy.

"That's not Gilbert!"

"Bring us Gilbert!"

Cue epic wind that makes Francis look even sexier. "Why don't you talk to me?" He asked. "I have plenty of free time. Especial for beauties like you."

XoXoXo thirty seconds later oXoXoX

Francis was back inside. He was down on his hands and knees trying to catch his breath. The only item of clothing he was wearing was his pants. "... I asked for their numbers and told them to go home..."

"Ve you're amazing Francis." Said Feliciano.

"But there are still tones of them out there."

Feliciano pouted. "Ve... what should we do? I'm not sexy enough... Oh I got it!"

XoXoXo five minutes later oXoXoX

"Hey now a girl's coming out!"

"Who the hell are you?"

Feliciano cleared his throat and did his best impersonation of the Land lady. "I live with Gilbert. You aren't wanted here. Go home ve."

"You're a guy aren't you? What's with that voice?"

"You're the guy with the bullhorn!"

"You can't fool us!"

"Your shoulders are too big and your fingers are too thick."

"But... you'll do."

Five seconds later Feliciano was attacked by a mob of girls. "I'm taking you home!"

"VE? BUT I THOUGHT YOU ONLY WANTED GILBERT!"

"Shut up."

XoXoXo back inside oXoXoX

Feliciano was sitting on the couch in nothing but his underwear. "Ve... they took my shoes..." Gilbert sighed and pulled a grenade out of his pocket and pulled the pin. "VE? WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE!"

Gilbert shrugged. "Well it's quicker than hitting them one by one. Catch." He threw the grenade to Feliciano who caught it.

"Ve what do I do?"

"Throw it! Before it goes off!" Said Gilbert.

"Where? Where?" Cried Feliciano. Suddenly a small flower popped out of the top of the grenade. Feliciano fainted. Gilbert laughed at Feliciano. Roderich rolled his eyes.

"How sad." He said. "Feli tries to protect you and that's how you repay him? Can't you do anything for yourself? Is it true that you even beat up girls?"

Francis glared at Gilbert. "Why should we even try to protect you? Why don't you just get the hell out of here? That is if you have anywhere to go."

Gilbert was about to say something when there was a sudden knock at the door. "This is the police. We're looking for a missing person. Gilbert Beilschmidt. You're being accused of kidnapping and involuntary imprisonment. Hand over Gilbert Beilschmidt."

Francis chuckled. "They are calling us criminals."

Roderich shrugged. "Whatever."

Gilbert sighed and walked out of the house. "Do you think he's going to hit them?" Asked Francis.

"Who knows?" Said Roderich.

"Ve... what just happened?" Asked Feliciano.

Francis helped Feliciano to his feet and took him over towards the window. "We're seeing what Gilbert is going to do next."

XoXoXo outside oXoXoX

"It's Gilbert!"

"Gilbert! Gilbert!"

Gilbert walked down so that he was in front of the crowd. He got down on his knees and bowed. "Please return to your homes. I am begging you. Please just leave." There was a stunned silence.

"Gilbert... please get up..."

"That's not the Gilbert I know!"

"I'd rather that he just hit us!"

"Hey stand up kid." Said a police officer. "We got a report of kidnapping and involuntary imprisonment. We're going to have to search the house."

"Who said you could come into my house?" Growled Gilbert. Quick as a flash he jumped up and grabbed a baton out of an officer's belt. He looked like he was ready to kill someone.

"What's all the commotion about?" Called the voice of the Land lady.

"It's the leader of the kidnapping plot!" Said an officer. "You're under arrest."

Shinigami-cat rolled her eyes and picked up her phone. "Hello? Yep it's me. A couple of your boys are getting out of hand." He held up the phone to the police officers. "He wants to talk to you."

"Who?"

"The chief of police." Everyone was suddenly quiet. "The kid's one of mine. Accuse me of involuntary imprisonment again and I'll freaking kill you." She grabbed Gilbert's arm and pulled him inside. "Come on Gilbert."

XoXoXo inside oXoXoX

"Why didn't you just tell us Gilbert's grandpa asked you to look after him?" Asked Francis.

Shinigami-cat shrugged. "Well I just didn't know where to start."

"Ve, you knew this would happen didn't you?" Asked Feliciano.

"You know that was pretty cool." Said Roderich. "You got down on your hands and knees and begged."

"Shut up." Snapped Gilbert.

XoXoXo end flash back oXoXoX

"... And that's where our story ends." Said Francis. "You were so cute back then."

Gilbert blushed. "But... but I haven't changed at all... I haven't."

"And done." Said Roderich. He put down the scissors and passed Francis the mirror (remember Roderich was cutting Francis's hair at the beginning of part 1 kids).

"Wonderful." Said Francis. "Are you cooking dinner tonight Feliciano?"

Feliciano nodded. "Ve, I'm making pizza."

While everything reverted back to normal chit chat Matthew was standing him the hall. He was very pissed off. 'But... what about the walking butchers knife?'

To be continued maybe...

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