Shinigami-cat: Now time for something completely different!
Project: Halloween party
It all started at about seven at night when Francis got a phone call from one of his many girlfriends. "Hello? A Halloween party? In an old mansion? Could I bring some friend along? Only some of the hottest boys around. Okay I'll see you there beautiful."
"You're inviting us?" Asked Roderich.
Gilbert jumped for joy. "Yes! Free food!"
Feliciano smiled. "Ve, are you coming too Matthew?" Matthew was standing in the doorway dressed as a ghost with a huge smile on his face and carrying a pumpkin. "I guess that's a yes then..."
XoXoXo on the way to the party oXoXoX
Gilbert was dressed as an awesome Teutonic night, Roderich was dressed as the phantom of the opera, Francis was dressed as a none sparkly vampire and Feliciano was dressed in an old WWII Italian military uniform.
Gilbert sighed. "A Halloween party... It's at Francis's girlfriends place so I bet it's really gorgeous!"
"Ve, I bet it's amazing!" Said Feliciano.
"Actually..." Said Francis. "I don't know whose house it is. My girlfriend is just one of the guests."
"I hope her husband isn't there." Said Roderich. "Things could get ugly..."
"Oh he's out of town for the weekend." Said Francis.
"For some reason that doesn't make me feel any better." Said Roderich.
As soon as the boys were at the gate of the mansion something unbelievable happened; they were caught in a net and hoisted up into the air.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Cried Gilbert.
"SOMEONE HELP US!" Cried Feliciano.
"WHAT THE?" Cried Roderich.
"WHAT'S HAPPENEING?" Cried Francis.
"MY PUMPKIN!" Cried Matthew.
They were dumped on the second story landing of the mansion. "Well hi there boys... Welcome to my Halloween party." Said Shinigami-cat. She was dressed up as a witch.
The boys looked up at her in pure shock. "THE LAND LADY!"
Shinigami-cat giggled. "I was hoping to make this party a big surprise but... Then I found out that you guys were already invited."
The boys suddenly screamed and tried to run away. "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" Gilbert pulled off Francis's cloak and stuffed Matthew inside in and hid it behind a huge pot plant. There was no way they were going to let the Land lady see Matthew like that.
Shinigami-cat pulled out her wand and pointed it at the boys. "Why are you trying to escape? Are you hiding something?"
"No Miss Land lady!" They cried.
"So where is Matthew?"
"We left him at home! He didn't feel like coming out anyway." Said Francis.
Shinigami-cat raised an eyebrow. "Oh really...? Well anyway let me introduce you to my boyfriend!"
The boys breathed a sigh of relief. "But aren't you engaged?" Asked Feliciano.
"He was a jerk." Said Shinigami-cat. "So I dumped his ass. Anyway... he's over there greeting the guests." Shinigami-cat pointed over to a tall man with raven black hair and red eyes. He was dressed in a Victorian suit. In the boys opinion he wasn't that good looking, which was strange because she usually went after people that look like movie stars.
"Hey Land lady... I thought you only cared about good looks." Said Gilbert.
"And I thought you had a thing for Japanese and Australian guys." Said Roderich.
Shinigami-cat pouted. "Love can't be measured by looks alone... I mean look at the mansion! He has places like this all over the world!"
"Ve, she's after his money." Sighed Feliciano.
"Definitely..." Sighed Francis.
While all this was going on Matthew had managed to free himself from Francis's cloak and was now wondering down the halls. While Matthew was doing that Shinigami-cat introduced the boys to her boyfriend, Black Haru Sohma. "We met at an airport, right honey?"
Shinigami-cat blushed. "I was feeling dizzy, and just when I thought I was going to faint, he came to my rescue."
"My little baby is such a fragile creature. If I weren't here to support her, she would just wilt away." Said Black Haru Sohma.
Shinigami-cat giggled. "Oh stop!"
"Did he just call her fragile?" Asked Roderich.
"Did he just say support her?" Asked Francis.
"Is he freaking blind?" Asked Gilbert.
Suddenly a girl screamed as she ran into the room. "There's a ghost!" She cried. "There's a ghost in the hall!"
Shinigami-cat laughed. "Well it is Halloween."
Black Haru Sohma chuckled. "Maybe the ghost wanted to join the party?"
Francis, Feliciano, Roderich and Gilbert started to freak out. "We forgot all about him!" Said Roderich.
"We have to find him!" Said Feliciano.
"Before the Land lady sees him!" Said Francis.
"But... but the food..." Whined Gilbert.
XoXoXo over the other side of the mansion oXoXoX
Matthew's eyes were wide, his mouth was dry and he became week in the knees. "T... T... T... TORTURE CHAMBER!" He squealed in delight.
The room he was in was about as large as the room where the party was being held, chains, cages and hooks hung from the ceiling, different kinds of knifes and axes were leaning against the wall and different kinds of torture devise were scattered around the room.
Matthew ran up to an Iron Maiden and squealed. 'A real Iron Maiden! I've never seen a real one up close before!' He ran over to an odd looking mallet type device and began to drool. 'OMG! They used to rip peoples finger nails off with this thing!' He dashed over to and axe and beamed. 'I can't believe it! This is a replica of an old Spanish battle axe!' He picked up a chain and swung it around as he skipped around the room.
The boys were looking at Matthew in shock. "... I don't think I've ever seen Matthew look so happy." Said Roderich.
"Me neither." Said Francis.
Gilbert rolled his eyes and walked over to Matthew. "Hey Matthew, time to go."
Matthew didn't listen to him. Instead he pulled a leaver in the wall. A huge blade suddenly fell from the roof almost cutting Gilbert in half. Gilbert screamed and fell to the ground. The other boys rushed to his side to try and help him. "Are you okay Gilbert?" Asked Roderich.
Matthew looked at Gilbert's terrified face. Tears were starting to leak out of the corner of his eyes. Matthew blushed and walked over to another leaver. Gilbert's eyes went wide. "NO! STOP!"
But it was too late. Matthew was running around pressing every button and pulling every leaver he could. Soon the boys were running for their lives around the room dodging flying knifes, arrows, blades and ropes. "Please... Please stop..." Whimpered Feliciano.
Matthew just giggled while he was balancing on the top of a cage. "It's no use..." Said Francis. "Matthew's on a full blown horror high... It's like he's a totally different person..."
"That's it!" Said Gilbert. "We've got to lock him in this room for the rest of his life!"
"Are you crazy?" Snapped Francis. "This isn't even our house!"
"I don't care!" Cried Gilbert. "Would you rather let the Land lady see him like that?"
"Why don't we just sneak him out?" Asked Feliciano.
Suddenly Matthew came at them with knife and a stock. The boys screamed and ran. "I have an idea!" Said Roderich. He pulled a bar of chocolate out of his pocket (Ever since he found out that Matthew loved the stuff he kept a bar with him at all times just in case). "Look Matthew! I have some chocolate for you! Over here."
Matthew pressed another button. Huge metal spikes shot out of the floor almost killing Roderich. Roderich ran back to the others crying. Francis picked up the chocolate and skidded it towards Matthew. "Look Matthew. It's chocolate your favourite!"
Matthew looked at the chocolate bar and walked towards it. As soon as Matthew grabbed it Gilbert grabbed him. "Snap out of it!" Matthew looked at Gilbert, got a violent nose bleed and fainted.
"Ve, let's tie him up!" Said Feliciano. Gilbert quickly found some rope and tied Matthew up. While that was happening, the others began to look through boxes of stuff.
Roderich made a surprised noise. "I found some dynamite! And some hand grenades! Oh and some bombs!"
"Ve? What the hell id this white stuff?" Asked Feliciano.
"Looks like cocaine." Said Roderich.
"I found some guns." Said Francis.
"What the hell is all this?" Asked Gilbert. Suddenly the door flew open and the boys were face to face with a bunch burly man in black suits. A few minutes later they were all tied up.
"Why the hell didn't you hit them Gilbert?" Hissed Roderich.
"Because if the Land lady saw Matthew like this, he'd kill us!" Snapped Gilbert
"I'd rather deal with the Land lady." Sobbed Feliciano
"Gilbert." Said Francis. "These men might actually kill us."
"Oh...Oops."
"Gilbert you idiot!" Snapped Francis.
Suddenly Black Haru Sohma walked in. He gasped in shock. "What the? These boys are my honey pie's servants!"
"We aren't her servants." Muttered Roderich.
Gilbert glared at Black Haru Sohma. "Hey old man... what the hell are you doing hanging around the Land lady? Are you trying to turn her into a criminal?"
Black Haru Sohma laughed. "How could you say such a thing? I just... love watching beautiful and fragile women cry and scream in terror. Sometimes even the most reserved woman can surprise you with the most horrific scream. I've never tried it with a guy before but you boys are so cute it might be fun."
...
"HE'S A SADIST! A SADIST!" Cried Feliciano and Francis.
"HE'S JUST LIKE MATTHEW!" Cried Gilbert.
"BUT HE'S FOR REAL! HE'S A MURDERER!" Cried Roderich.
Suddenly Shinigami-cat walked in. "There you are, I've been looking everywhere for-"
"DON'T COME IN HERE!" Cried Feliciano.
Suddenly Black Haru Sohma wrapped one arm around Shinigami-cat's neck and held up a knife with the other. "Oh dear... I was hoping to save you for dessert..."
"Land lady!" Cried Francis.
"Don't worry honey..." Said Black Haru Sohma. "I'll have you stuffed and mounted and I'll talk to you every day! Of course I'll just bury the boys in the garden."
Shinigami-cat rolled her eyes, broke out of Black Haru Sohma's grip and punched him in the face. "I'm too good for a perverted creep like you." She hissed.
Black Haru Sohma was flat on his back stunned. "I had no idea my honey bear was so strong..."
Gilbert rolled his eyes. "You can tell just by looking at her idiot." While that was happening Matthew had regained consciousness.
"What the hell? How did I get tied up?"
"Knock him out again!" Hissed Francis.
Roderich looked over at some of the knifes that were scattered on the floor. He grinned and managed to pick one up. He then reversed slightly so that he could cut off Matthew's rope.
"You won't get away with that honey." Hissed Black Haru Sohma. "Chain her up! I'm going to whip her good." Black Haru Sohma's men grabbed Shinigami-cat and dragged her over to the wall.
"Hey Matthew." Whispered Roderich. "You see that guy over there in the suit? I heard if you take him and everyone else out... you can keep everything in this torture chamber!"
As soon as the ropes were cut Matthew began to crawl towards Black Haru Sohma while giggling like a school girl. "Matthew!" Cried Shinigami-cat. "What a handsome young gentleman you've become!" Matthew continued to giggle as he put Black Haru Sohma in a head lock until he passed out. Shinigami-cat beamed and turned to the man that was holding her. "That's my nephew! Isn't he a little cutie?" While the guard was distracted Shinigami-cat hit him in the head knocking him out. "Come here Matthew!"
With that Matthew and Shinigami-cat began to kick the crap out of everyone there. They were doing a really good job too, until someone pulled out a gun. Shinigami-cat shrieked and grabbed Matthew to try and shield him. Suddenly Gilbert delivered a fly kick you the guys face knocking him out cold. "You shall not pass... Fuck I should have dressed as Gandalf."
"Thank you Gilbert!" Said Shinigami-cat.
"No problem." Said Gilbert. "OI GET BACK HERE!" Gilbert ran after some more of the men with sadistic intent.
"Land lady!" Cried Feliciano. "Matthew! Are you two alright?"
"We're fine." Said Shinigami-cat.
"Get down Gilbert!" Called Roderich as he threw a grenade. Gilbert ducked and ran out of the room with everyone else. Gilbert gasped at how much dynamite Roderich was carrying.
"What the hell? What's with that? We're you trying to kill me?" Snapped Gilbert.
Roderich laughed. "I rigged a bunch more too!"
"Damn you're dangerous." Said Francis.
XoXoXo outside oXoXoX
Everyone was safe and sound outside when the building blew up. Francis, Feliciano and Roderich jumped into a car. "Ve, I think you went a little too far with the TNT Roderich." Said Feliciano.
"Do you know how to drive Francis?" Asked Roderich.
"Nope." Said Francis. "But I'm a fast learner."
Gilbert and Shinigami-cat jumped onto a motorbike. "Hold on tight Land lady!"
"Do you even know how to drive this thing?" She asked.
Gilbert laughed. "I've been riding these things since I was a kid! Hurry up Matthew, get on!"
Matthew didn't hear him. He just stood there and watched the mansion burn to the ground. "My... my torture chamber... My torture chamber... It's... It's..."
Suddenly Gilbert snatched Matthew up as he raced by. "What the hell are you think Matthew?" Asked Gilbert. "And you... I thought you said you had impeccable taste in men?"
"Shut up!" Snapped Shinigami-cat. "I can't be right all the time!"
Suddenly the sound of a helicopter filled the air as one flew above Gilbert's bike. A rope ladder fell down. "Madame!" Called a voice.
Shinigami-cat beamed. "Toris!" She reached out and grabbed the rope ladder. She was hoisted high into the air. "Bye everybody! See you next time!" With that she disappeared.
Gilbert was paying so much attention to Shinigami-cat that he didn't notice that he was heading straight for a street lamp. He crashed in a spectacular way and landed with a bone shattering crunch. Matthew being as awesome as he is had seen the danger and jumped moments before the crash leaving him unharmed.
Francis pulled up next to Gilbert and the boys got out. Gilbert's shin now had an extra joint. "IT HURTS! IT HURTS!" Cried Gilbert.
"Gilbert... you are such an idiot." Said Francis.
"A true idiot." Said Roderich.
While that was happening Matthew was sitting on the curb crying his eyes out. "My torture chamber" He sobbed. "... Destroyed... how... why... My torture chamber... It's not fair..."
To be continued maybe...
Shinigami-cat: That was fun right? Sorry to Black Haru Sohma. I didn't mean to make you the bad guy... I just needed a bad guy... I don't think you're a bad person... PLEASE REVIEW!