This is the last chapter of my sneek preview of my crossover. This is the laste part Jack and the beanstalk, But this time Jack has a little brother.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn is owned by Amano Akira
Once Upon A Vongola chapter 3: Jack and the Beanstalk.
Back in English class, there are even more students asleep than before. Ryohei is only barely awake... Tsuna is at the front desk looking bored out of his brains and Rex is yawning away. Sr. Mitchell is at the blackboard still talking away, completely oblivious to snoring going on behind him. He is still writing her timeline and it is longer than before.
"Now by the end of the eighteenth century, after years of women being treated like cattle, we finally saw the birth of feminism." Sr. Mitchell is still blabbering about the lesson and completely oblivious about his class. Ryohei's breaking point, His head thumps down on the desk as he falls asleep. The screen fades into his daydream… then it's his turn to picture a fairy-tale.
Ryohei's daydream:
This time it's the parody of Jack and the Beanstalk. Or should I say, Jack and his little brother Ryohei. Mitchell is wearing a white shirt, Brown shorts with suspenders with brown shoes. He is standing outside his house.
"Jack! Ryohei!" Mitchell is calling his two sons.
Dan, who is dressed up in a green suit like young boy, with Ryohei is like a kid in a yellow suit like his little brother, comes from behind through the bush.
"What?" Dan whines while his little brother sucking his little thumb.
"Oh! I need you to go to the market and sell our cow." Mitchell hands Dan a whipping stick. Over at the other side, Joshua, who is dressed completely like a cow, is leaning on a tree stump with a dignified and snobbish attitude in his stance.
"You're calling ME a cow?" Mitchell was shocked by his attitude, looks at Joshua with offense. He pushes Dan and Ryohei towards the cow.
"We need the money for food." Mitchell said with a nod.
"What's wrong with a hamburger?" Dan sarcastically joke then Joshua and Ryohei slaps him and Dan turns to him. "Hey! Keeps your hoofs to yourself. Come on. MOOOOOOOOOOOOVE."
"Hahaha Never heard that before." Joshua laughs then sarcastically jokes
Dan, Ryohei and Joshua walks off together, Sr. Mitchell rolls his head and went to the house.
Dan is following behind Joshua who's giving Ryohei a ride, then Dan stops his track and give off a big sigh.
"My feet are tired. I'm really thirsty" Dan whined then the cow put little Ryohei down to the ground. While Dan deviously looks at Joshua "I sure could use a glass of milk."
"Don't even think about it." Joshua stops his idea. "Just hurry up and sell me already."
"All right. Come on, let's go." Dan said with an unhappy tone, Dan leads Joshua and Ryohei away. Out from the woods, a weird person approaches. He is wearing a black vest and is selling knick-knacks inside his vest.
"Hey! Psss. Psss. Wanna' buy some beans?" As the person opens his left vest, revealing lots of watches.
"Those are watches." Ryohei point out.
"Opps, I'm sorry. Wrong side." Then the person closes his left side the reveals his right vest, revealing heaps of beans attached.
"Beans? What kind of idiot do you think I am?" Dan pointed.
Then the person shows Dan a bag full of beans on his hand. "But these are magic beans." He waves the bag full of beans under Dan's chin.
"In that case, deal!" Dan immediately agrees to the deal, He takes the beans and pushes the cow to the person.
"He's all yours." Dan hands the person the stick. "You're gonna need this." The person takes the stick while Dan smiles as he looks at the beans.
"Oni, Dad is gonna be angwy." Ryohei tells Dan the worst punishment.
"Dad is gonna love these!"
But it's the exact opposite, Back outside the house, Sr. Mitchell has the beans in his hand is looking ta Dan with disgrace.
"You traded our cow for these beans?" Mitchell asked Dan with disgrace as he slaps Dan in the back of his head. He looks at him, hurt.
"In retrospect, I guess I should've traded him for a helmet." Dan rubs his swollen spot while Mitchell sighs and walks away. Dan follows him and speaks with hope. "You know, they are magic beans."
"Oh yeah, they made our food budget disappear! Look, there is no such thing as magic beans." Mitchell throws the beans in the ground. Then suddenly the ground rumbles a giant tree grew in a few seconds and goes so high that leave the three to stare up at the sky to see the top.
"Glad that didn't happen inside oni-chan's pocket." Little Ryohei pointed at the tree. Mitchell walks closer to the tree and inspects something. He pulls off a green bean.
"Well, I guess we can eat green beans for the rest our lives." Mitchell hopefully have the chance to eat.
"Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, What? No, No, No. I'm gonna climb up there see if there's a food court." Dan points up the tree and ran closer to the tree. "We'll be right back." Dan starts climbing the tree.
Ryohei ran to the tree "I'm coming too!" Ryohei yelled at Dan from the bottom and began to climb the tree.
Mitchell stands aside the tree and watches his sons climbing the tree. "Yeah, That what your mother said."
A little while later, Dan and Ryohei finally made it to the top, Dan helps his little brother up then finally steps into a little entrance in the castle. Dan and Ryohei takes a sigh of as the brothers looks down.
"Wow. What a view from up here." Dan sighs and went inside to the house.
Dan and Ryohei enters the castle with a smile, Inside is like an apartment-like house with a bed , living room , kitchen and a dining room with so much food like a buffet. There is a giant doll and a teddy bear sitting at the table.
"YAY, supper! Please let it not be beans." Dan ran to the table and picks up a donut from the table and fins it very squeaky and plastic. "Plastic?" He discards the squeaky donut at the table and looks around all the toys.
"Ohhhh. This is some kind of massive dollhouse." Dan talked to himself while Ryohei approaches his big brother.
"Well, that kinda explains the bed." Ryohei pretending to have humped back while minding the pain.
Dan shook his head and approaches the teddy bear and touches it. "But who would have one this giant?"
The ground starts to rumble. There are giant footsteps approaching the brothers and a loud, intimidating voice that "Fi FiE FO FUMB! I SMELL THE BLOOD OF A HOOLIGAN!"
"Uh-oh." The brothers were worried because the giant is right behind their toes.
The brothers began to look around for a place to hide and decides the best thing to do is to blend in with the doll and the teddy bear. But Ryohei found a hiding spot under the plastic bed, Dan sits down in between them and holds his arms out in a still gesture, keeping a smiley face. His hand stops the bear from failing to the ground. The then person's face is seen in o huge close-up at the door from which Dan and Ryohei entered. He has a blonde hair.
"Hmm. I could've sworn I smelled hooligan. I…I think I'm getting a cold. Ahh…ACHOOOO!" The person releases a massive sneeze. The wind from his nose flies through the house and shakes the atmosphere a little. The person walks away from the door and the blue sky is seen once again. Ryohei slips away from his hiding place while Dan gets up.
"EWWW! You should cover that honker." Dan was completely disgusted about the person he sneezed up.
"I agree! IT just plain gross." Ryohei wipes any germs in his shirt.
"Honker? Are you talking to me?" A female voice caught their attention as Dan and Ryohei thinks that is the doll at the table so they lean closer to have a closer inspection. But no response.
"Over here! HONK!" Over by the fireplace, It was London in a fluffy dress and a yellow beak at her mouth. She's dress like a goose. She waves to Dan and Ryohei and waddles over to him. The brother sees her with a smile while Dan sees her like a potentially good item.
"Oh, A goose now we're talking! Hey, wanna' come to my place for…dinner?" Dan asked the goose while Ryohei gasped in shocked what he was planning."
London gasped with joy "Sure! What are we having? Pizza? Oh, I love pizza. HONK!" London accepted Dan invitation.
"Actually, I was thinking a nice goose-liver pâté." Dan looking at London while fondling London's feathers.
"Oh, that sounds delicious…" London realizes Dan's plan. "Wait a minute…"
Dan plucks a feather from London. She screeches and waddles away, but doesn't get far when she needs to stop.
"HONK!" London releases a golden egg from her you-know-where. Dan picks up the golden egg in disbelief.
"WOW! A golden egg!" Dan yelped
"Mm-hm." London Nodded in agreement
"Ah, that does not belong to you!" A person walks in the frame. Is Joshua wearing brown clothes and has half a harp sticking out of his chest. London runs and hides behind Ryohei.
"Huh, And just what are you supposed to be?" Dan asked Joshua and looking at Joshua's chest. Dan brushes Joshua's harp strings.
"Hahaha. STOP IT! THAT TICKLES! I'm a harp. And YOUR'RE not supposed to be here." Joshua replied to Dan.
"I try to tell him, But NO…" Ryohei elbowed himself while sitting on the bed.
"Mind your own business." Dan hardly plucks one of Joshua's strings.
"OW! Quick playing me!" Joshua being defensive.
The ground starts rumbling in the ground again. The four in the roo almost lost their balance then the giant is approaching.
"FI FIE FO FUMB! Fanky, where did I leave my pocket hanky?"
Joshua responded then Dan runs over to the table in the middle of the room and throws the teddy bear of his seat and takes the place, sitting down with a charming grin.
"THEIF! THEIF! THEIF!" Joshua called the giant there's thief while pointing down the thief.
The giant arrives and the eye looking in the door. "Where"
"There! HONK!" Joshua, London and Ryohei pointed Dan as the thief while Dan glared at his little brother.
"Thanks a lot!" Dan said angrily at Ryohei. The Dan stood up.
"You! YOU"RE TRYING TO STEAL MY GOOSE AND MY HARP?" The giant angrily asked Dan while London snatches her golden egg back.
"Well, Actually just the goose. The harp is annoying." Dan replied while Joshua was insulted.
"You DARE steal from a giant?" The giant asked Dan. While Dan walks closer to the door and looks out at the giant.
"You're kind of short for a giant, aren't you?" Dan pointed out.
"I happen to be SIXTY FEET TALL!" Dan pauses and puts his hand on his hips and giving him a look making the giant embarrassed "Okay, fifty-nine and a half.
"What's with the doll house?" Dan asked.
"It's…for my niece." The giant confessed while London looks at Joshua with confusion. But the giant continues forcefully. "If you are through talking, I am going to smash you to bits!
Joshua walks forward "YEAH!" then raised his arm with victory.
"..With my harp." The giant finished.
"WHAT?" Joshua starts to shudder in fear.
*Next Page*
Back down on the ground, Mitchell is outside collecting lumber. He drops a piece of lumber when Dan, Ryohei comes running towards their dad, followed by Joshua
"HELP! HELP!" Dan and Ryohei were screaming. "There a giant after us!" Dan pointing upwards warned about the incoming thereat.
But their dad doesn't believe Dan. "Oh, please. This is just like the time you cried wolf."
"No really! He-he lives up there and he's got some kind of goose that lays golden eggs!" Dan explained everything but Mitchell still doesn't believe him.
"Yeah, right." Mitchell answered
"HONK!" London honked
From above a golden egg drops down onto Mitchell's head and then falls to the ground. He looks at it and then looks at and then looks Dan with confusion.
"Hurts, doesn't it?
"FI FIE FO FUMB! I'M going to eat you all up. YUM!" The people saw the giant. He is standing up tall and the people on the ground are look up at him. The top of the beanstalk is covered by a cloud.
"IT is a giant! ARGH!" Mitchell slaps Dan on the back of the head again. "WHY DID LEAD HIM BACK HERE?"
"STOP SMACKING ME!" Dan was completely frustrated.
"Oh, I'm just trying to wake you up! Hoping this is all a dream.." Mitchell keeps on smacking Dan across the back of his head, but it doesn't seem to awaken him.
"Wait, maybe I can help." Joshua plays some strings on his harp and as the music plays. The dream slowly fades away and back to the class room of Vongola International School.
*Back to Reality*
Sr. Mitchell is still talking to the black board, unaware his class is all asleep.
"This is when the Brothers Grimm wrote them all down in a book." Sr. Mitchell finally put down the chalk and finally finishes the lectures on the board.
"Giant…" Ryohei was mumbling in his sleep. Sr. Mitchell doesn't look to see that he is asleep.
"Yes, Sasagawa-kun. A giant book." Sr. Mitchell finally sits down on his desk and opens up an old, giant book. "But don't worry, there are lots of pictures." Mitchell added.
Ryohei fumbles around his desk in his sleep. He is still living in his dream. "Go, Smack him to the extreme" Ryohei's tone wasn't in his usual shouting his phrase. But keeps mumbling in his sleep. Sr. Mitchell is still oblivious to the fact that his entire class is asleep as he looks down through the boo.
"Oh, Ryohei. You can yell your phrase after this class in your class with Colonello.
Then the entire class was fast asleep when Joshua starts snoring. Cailey is asleep, as with Gokudera, London, Vioreta and Kira. Rex is on the floor sleeping with Francis and starts drooling and Tsuna, Yamamoto , Ryohei and the other students are asleep on their desk Joshua snorts and scratches himself. Sr. Mitchell finally takes a look. He closes the book and looks at his class.
"Oh. It seems I put my entire class to sleep, maybe their right. I can be a bit boring sometimes." Mitchell talks to himself then scratches his head with embarrassment.
For a moment he seems a bit upset. But he looks at his watch then grabs his satchel. "Well, the good news is my class period is over. Time to go to Starbucks for some coffee." Sr. Mitchell chuckles and tip-toes out of the classroom, leaving the students to sleep peacefully. He closes the door out the hall, then he was surprised by the president.
"Oh, Primo." Mitchell greets the higher position.
"Well, how's the class? Did you enjoy your first day of teaching?" The first generation Vongola Boss asked the smart boy.
"It was a breeze, The students were nice to me, yet they still have a little trouble understanding. The lesson." Mitchell scratches his head with embarrassment.
"It's no trouble at all." Primo smiled at his employee. "We understand some students were having a bit trouble getting to know our new teachers. It just normal, so let's just let nature takes its course." Primo added a little wisdom to Mitchell
"Would you like to come with me for some coffee, Primo?" Mitchell invited the president to have some coffee.
"I would be delighted. This is my chance to get to know you better." Primo smiled then accompany Mitchell to the coffee.
END
Dan: Joshua why do you hav to hit me so many times.
Joshua: Nothing, I just don't like you.
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