Disclaimer: None of Glee belongs to me; I've just got a lot of imagination and free time (and ADD).
AN: None of this is Betaed; I'm the only one who's edited it so sorry for any mistakes.
Puck's Little Sister Disasters
A series of unrelated one-shots about people from Glee meeting Puck's little sister and having to re-think what they know about the jock. Puck's sister will be consistently named Sarah but other than that timelines, ages, and back-stories change for each story.
Story 4: At the Dominick's
Kurt and Finn agreed to help their parents out by doing the grocery shopping each week. Finn was there to carry things and Kurt went to make sure they actually got what they needed. Tuesday evenings the Dominick's was usually pretty empty which meant there wouldn't be much of a chance of someone from school messing with them while they shopped. When they got to the skin care section where Kurt needed to replenish some of his moisturizes they bumped into a young preteen girl who looked ready to cry over the acne creams and cover-ups. Of course Kurt had to lend his expertise.
"Do you need help finding something, because I can tell you which ones work best," Kurt offered.
"I've got pimples all over!" She pointed to a few barely noticeable spots up by her hairline. "I need something to get rid of them, my brother said to hurry because we're checking out soon. He's no help with this kind of stuff and I've never had any before. I don't know what I need."
"Well, I've found this one works the fastest to get rid of acne." He pulled a tube off the shelves. "Just follow the instructions. You don't want to pile cover-up on top of a pimple, it clogs your pores and it doesn't help."
"Thanks," she hugged him and ran off towards the end of the row. Grabbing what he needed and placing it in their cart Kurt, with Finn pushing the cart behind him, started toward the registers. As they made it out to the front of the store they saw the girl run up to a boy with a suspiciously familiar mohawk loading groceries onto the nearest checkout belt.
"Noah, I've got it," she called. As she reached her brother's side he turned and the watching boys could see that it really was Noah Puckerman.
"Oh, Sarah," he frowned at the price on the tube. "Okay, let me buy it separate."
"We can't afford it can we," Sarah asked quietly.
"No, it's fine, don't worry." Puck placed the last item in his cart on the belt and put one of the plastic dividers between the rest of their purchases and Sarah's acne cream.
"You can use my allowance for the month to pay," she offered.
"No way, we'll use mine, after all what do I need it for," he joked as he paid the cashier. "Not that you need this either, you're already the prettiest girl in Lima."
The two walked out, Puck pushing their cart and Sarah clutching the bag holding the tube Kurt helped her find, without Puck noticing the two boys watching them.
"Dude, that was Puck." Finn said, stunned.
"Yes," Kurt was too shocked to reprimand Finn for calling him a 'dude' again.
"He paid for that with his food money! That's crazy, he eats more than me." Somehow Kurt doubted that second part was true, Finn ate more than anyone he'd ever met.
Kurt watched as Puck skipped lunch for the rest of the week. He felt bad that he'd indirectly caused the shortage but it also made Kurt smile every time he recalled how much Puck loved his sister. Clearly the jock wasn't all that bad.
AN: So I joined the Peace Corps like back in 2010 and have had very spotty Internet since then, I never seem to have a flash drive with my stories (mostly GWA which is actually done) on it when I visit a town or city with Internet, so I'm just posting as I can. Also because of this I've only seen the first half of the second year of Glee, anything that happens after that may or may not be included in any of my fics because I may have started writing it before an episode came out or before I heard of it.