Disclaimer: None of Glee belongs to me; I've just got a lot of imagination and free time (and ADD).

AN: None of this is Betaed; I'm the only one who's edited it so sorry for any mistakes.

Puck's Little Sister Disasters

A series of unrelated one-shots about people from Glee meeting Puck's little sister and having to re-think what they know about the jock. Puck's sister will be consistently named Sarah but other than that timelines, ages, and back-stories change for each story.

Story 5: At His Graduation

Everyone made their way across the stage as their names were called. It was bittersweet for the Glee club members; they were all graduating but New Directions still hadn't gathered more than two extra members, it looked like it would end with them. Puck's name was the last of the Glee club to be called, as he crossed to shake Figgins's hand a lone audience member cheered for him as loud as she could. Aside from his fellow Glee members his only fan was a ten-year-old girl who's mother spent the entire time she cheered trying to shush her. It was sad but clearly his 'badass' attitude hadn't endeared him to anyone in Lima, there was even some quiet booing coming from a few of the other graduates.

A couple years in Glee pretty much ended his bullying ways and Puck had fallen away from the jocks he used to call his friends. The Glee club was holding a graduation party at the Hudson-Hummel house and Puck told Kurt he'd come (he and Finn still weren't on good terms even though they both called the other a friend they avoided one-on-one contact unfailingly). He'd asked for a ride over to their house after the ceremony so the gathering Gleeks looked for him in the crowd and when they caught sight of him off to the side in heated debate with a woman none of them knew Mercedes, Tina, and Artie made their way over.

"She embarrassed me, I only agreed to come because she wouldn't shut-up about it," the woman told Puck who was leaning heavily to one side as he supported the girl who'd cheered for him as she clung to him. She'd jumped on him and wrapped her arms around his neck even though she was a bit too big to be held.

"It's alright Ma, she's just excited. All the other families clapped for their kids," he protested as he grinned at the girl in his arms. "It's not every day her older brother graduates high school."

"Yes, well, her loser older brother will be here for the rest of his life for her to congratulate, since he didn't even get into the community college," Puck's mother complained.

"I didn't even apply to the community college, did I Sarah?"

"Nope, he's going to California!" The girl Puck was holding, his little sister, chirped.

"So you're skipping town? Just like your father."

"Noah's going to college there. I saw his letter!" Sarah informed their mother.

"Really, and how do you think we're going to pay for that?" Their mother was still frowning at Puck even though she seemed to be debating with him through her daughter.

"He's got a scholarship and he told only me, 'cause I'm his favorite person in the world so only I needed to know why he can't come back anymore." Sarah tightened her grip around Puck's neck. "He'll be working on his breaks so he can help pay for my college. I'm supposed to e-mail him at least once a week and threaten all my boyfriends with him."

"When were you going to tell me this Noah?" His mother demanded after a momentary pause to take in what Sarah was saying.

"Probably in a week or so when I leave. You said you didn't care what happened to your 'disappointing whore of a son' and you didn't even want to waste your time at my graduation so I figured you didn't need to know where I was going afterwards," he shrugged dismissively at her as he tossed Sarah back down to the ground. "My stuff's been packed for over a week, you'd know if you ever bothered to look in my room anymore."

"Oh and you're just going to leave Sarah? You know she loves you more than anything," she frowned as if she couldn't figure out what went wrong to cause that.

"I love her just as much and we've arranged it, I won't be taking her places anymore but I'll send her clothes or money and stuff instead of taking her out and we'll stay in touch. I'm hoping for daily e-mails but I'll take what she'll give me." Noticing the three Gleeks off to the side he hurried to end the conversation giving Sarah one last hug. "You don't have to worry about me and after next week you might not even have to see me until Sarah's graduation in seven years. I'll be a few hours then I'm taking Sarah out for dinner, you're welcome to come along if you'd like."

"Fine, do what you want!" Puck's mother called after him as he walked over to where his friends were waiting for him. "Don't expect me to let you back in the house once you leave."

"Ma, I'm not coming back even if I have to move to Vegas and become a stripper," he yelled loud enough to turn nearby heads. Once he'd made it over to Mercedes, Artie and Tina and they'd all started back to the rest of the group he broke the silence with his typical sense of humor. "That should be my new summer job; I bet I'd make a killing as a stripper, have you seen these guns?" He winked at them as they caught-up with the rest of the club members.

"What was that I just heard about you becoming a stripper?" Rachel asked.

"Only that I'm skipping town to become one. It's the only way to use my body like it was meant to be: shared with everyone." Puck posed and preened exaggeratedly as everyone rolled their eyes at him and privately worried about his future. It wasn't until later, after he'd left the party early, that the three who'd heard his whole conversation shared the college plans Puck had really made with everyone else.

AN: So I joined the Peace Corps like back in 2010 and have had very spotty Internet since then, I never seem to have a flash drive with my stories (mostly GWA which is actually done) on it when I visit a town or city with Internet, so I'm just posting as I can. Also because of this I've only seen the first half of the second year of Glee, anything that happens after that may or may not be included in any of my fics because I may have started writing it before an episode came out or before I heard of it.