"Glad to see you could make it," Chris announced as he walked down the beach. "Before we get started, let's take a look back at some of the losers. First there was Harold who was booted out because he was aiding the enemy. Then DJ left since his nice attitude just wasn't working out. And most recently Owen took the boot when he cost his team what could have been an easy victory. Let's tune in with our number one loser, 'Blaineley.'"

The camera switched to a dark stage set where Harold, DJ, and Owen stood confused.

"Gosh, there's like no one here," Harold complained.

"It doesn't like this place has been used since last season," Owen commented.

"Are you sure this was where we were supposed to go?" DJ asked.

"Where is Blaineley?" Chris demanded as the camera focused back on him.

Another shift revealed Blaineley relaxing in a hot tub.

"Ha, I knew that they could keep me," she laughed. "Now I'm free!"

"Ooookay, Total Drama Aftermath will have to wait," Chris sighed. "Instead let's take a look at our current losers."

Courtney got out of her bed sleepily. She slowly made her way to her private bathroom in the back of the cabin. As she opened the door and bucket of water tumbled over her.

"Duncan!" she screamed in rage.

"I didn't do it!" Duncan cried as he woke up.

Seeing Courtney soaking wet with the bucket on her head, he added more honestly, "I seriously didn't do that."

Next the camera showed Sadie tossing in her sleep. When she cracked her eyes open she screamed and recoiled in terror.

"What is it, Sadie?" Beth asked as she rushed to the girl's side.

"Someone left severed horse head in my sleeping bag," Sadie sobbed. "Oh this is terrible."

"Sadie," Noah pointed out, "this is a toy, plush horse."

"Ooh," Sadie exclaimed as Noah rolled his eyes.

At Team Nutty North Bridgette awoke to find everyone staring her. Someone had drawn a goofy pair of glasses over her eyes in her sleep.

"What's up guys?" she asked confused.

"Hey, I love your glasses," Izzy said sincerely. "I had the same pair when I was a kid."

Lastly Gwen awoke to find that someone had left a pan of jelly at the foot of her bed.

As her feet were submerged in goo she sighed, "I'm really getting tired of waking up like this, Chris."

"But it's so much fun," Chris protested. "But enough fun for now, all campers should head to Chef's for breakfast."

As the teams arrived for their morning meal they each sat at their team's table. However, it was clear that there was tension between some of the teams. At the Nutty North table Tyler was watching Lindsay carefully who was eying down Bridgette who was staring at Geoff with annoyance who was looking at Tyler for reassurance. Izzy only stared at Ezekiel.

As Chef brought out food that actually looked edible some campers looked relieved while others looked suspicious. Cody took a big bite out of a sandwich only to gag on it.

"This is plastic," he gasped.

"Aah! There are live fish swimming in my soup!" Heather screamed from Team Evil East.

Duncan was having no trouble eating his bacon, however.

"There's nothing wrong with your food?" Courtney asked.

"Nope, just a little hot," he answered.

Chris shot an annoyed look at Chef.

"What? I was out of five alarm hot sauce," Chef said. "I had to use the regular kind."

"Well as I'm sure you've figured out by now," Chris announced to the campers, "today is all about pranks."

Duncan cheered, "Finally something I'm good at."

While Noah just said, "And here I was hoping we'd be getting a Scrabble challenge."

"I'm giving you the whole day to prank the other teams," Chris explained. "I'll choose the winners based on how good your pranks were and how hard you got pranked yourself. And as always, the loser will be sending someone home. Let's hope that that's not the South suckers again since you're kinda getting low, but hey, with a team of dorks that tends to happen."

The campers finished any of the food that hadn't been contaminated then hurried back to their bases to prepare for the challenge.

Lindsay's Confessional

I've been trying to think like Heather, I spent three hours wearing that black wig and I think it really helped. The person who I need to get rid of first is Justin; after all he's the only one who thinks that I'm smart so he won't underestimate me. But for this plan to work I've got to stay focused and not get distra—Hey that dirt stain looks a lot like Chris.

"Okay, I've got a plan," Bridgette explained to her group. "Izzy, I think that you're really going to like it."

Izzy cheered and shot her fists into the air, unintentionally punching out Ezekiel behind her.

"Hey, where's Lindsay?" Geoff asked.

"I don't know and I don't care," Bridgette sighed. "If she wants to go around acting like the third Heather than she can stay away from us."

Meanwhile Team Winning West was also planning their tactic.

"I think I have an idea," Cody said as he rummaged through his backpack.

Once he found what he needed he lead the team outside and headed for his destination.

"So anybody have any ideas?" Beth asked her team.

"I say that we should show that back-stabbing witch," Sadie growled.

"Heather?" Beth asked.

"Gwen?" Noah suggested.

"No, Katie," Sadie explained.

"Yeah, right," Noah scoffed. "Walking into that team's quarters is just asking for trouble, especially in a challenge like this."

"Well, like, I don't need you," Sadie said uncertainly. "I'll show her myself."

"Well, while she does that I'm going to grab something to read," Noah said.

"But Noah, what about the challenge?" Beth asked.

"I've had to put up with some real pranksters at my school, this gang of morons doesn't scare me," Noah explained as he went inside of the boat.

"Ha, he thinks he had it bad," Eva said under her breath.

"What does that mean?" asked Beth who had overheard.

"It means nothing!" Eva snapped. "Now come on, we've got to do something for this stupid challenge."

"Eva, you can talk to me," Beth insisted. "I'm your friend, I'm there for you."

Eva sighed and sat down, but didn't say anything.

"What is it?" Beth asked. "What's bothering."

"I'll tell you, but only so you'll leave me alone," Eva declared. "I wasn't always so mean, but life taught me that I have to be. I was different as a kid; it was hard to make friends, but easy to make enemies. A lot of people would make fun of me since I didn't like dolls and dresses and all that dumb stuff. And I never had a friend that would stand by me. Every time I thought that I had made a true friend, they would abandon me when I needed them. So that's why I know now that everyone is just going to hurt me some way or another."

"That's so sad," Beth said as she placed her hand on Eva's.

The buff girl didn't even try to move it.

"You know, Eva, we don't have to participate in this challenge if you don't want to," Beth said.

"What do you mean?" Eva asked.

"I think you need some time with a friend," Beth explained. "And I promise that I'll be a true friend."

Before Eva could protest Beth headed to the houseboat.

"I think I saw some tea bags in there," Beth said. "A good cup of tea is the perfect way to solidify a new friendship."

"Alright, just leave this to me," Heather declared. "If there's one thing I'm good at, it's humiliating people. And of course looking gorgeous in anything."

The team rolled their eyes in unison at her egotism. Justin, noticing a chill breeze, went to shut the window. However before he could close it, it came slamming down on his fingers. As he recoiled in pain his banged his head against a hanging light.

"All we need to do is lure someone here," Heather explained. "What's they're in our domain it'll be child's play to prank them at every corner. Any old trick will do."

"Like giving them vinegar instead of soda," Duncan suggested.

"Or sitting them at a chair that has its legs loosened," Katie added.

"Or…pushing them…over," Courtney tried to participate. "Hey! I'm new at this."

"There's one problem with your plan," Alejandro pointed out. "Only an idiot would willingly come all the way here."

There was a sudden knock at the door accompanied by, "It's me, Lindsay."

The team all smiled at each other. Then they rushed to find something that they could use against their victim. In Justin's hurry he tripped over a rug and tumbled to the ground.

Alejandro opened the door and greeted, "Why Lindsay, what brings you here?"

"Well, I really wanted to spend some time at a resort, and this place looks nice," Lindsay said in her innocent voice. "Since we're all friends I thought that you wouldn't mind if I spend some time here."

"Of course not," Alejandro said with a sly smile.

Alejandro guided her to the kitchen where Heather, Duncan, and Katie were waiting eagerly.

"Here, Lindsay, have some soda," Duncan offered.

"Yeah, and have seat too," Katie gestured to the chair.

Lindsay eyed the drink and the chair, then took it and sat down.

"Wow, this chair sure is wobbly," Lindsay commented.

Just before the chair gave way Lindsay "accidentally" spilt her drink over Duncan and stumbled back into Heather.

"Ah! My eyes!" Duncan groaned as he tried to rub the vinegar out of them.

"My hair!" Heather screamed as she fell into a bag of flour.

As Duncan struggled around the room he also knocked Katie to the ground.

"Oops," said Lindsay with the hint of a laugh.

Heather's Confessional

Lindsay is so going down. She got lucky in the kitchen, but she run out crying once we're finished with her.

Sierra was exploring the forest. Leshawna had told her to keep an eye out for anyone coming, but she just had to get out the original site of Total Drama Island. Seeing it on TV was one thing, but experiencing it for real was far better.

"Sierra, come quick!" Bridgette called from the distance. "It's Cody!"

Sierra felt her heart stop at the name of her one true love. She rushed to Bridgette as fast as humanly possible.

"What happened to my Cody-wody?" Sierra gasped.

"He felt into the water, and he's drowning," Bridgette explained frantically. "You have to save him."

Sierra was headed for the beach at the end of the cliff before Bridgette had even finished speaking. She spotted something floating in the water and cried in horror. She dived down without stopping to think. She headed for the figure in the water. However when she reached it, she realized that it was just a pile of old clothes. When she got back to shore soaking wet she realized that she was missing her wig. Without it she only had a bit of pink fuzz.

Sierra's Confessional

Okay…so I think I may have been pranked. Also for those of you who thought that I dyed my hair now you can see how wrong you were. Ha!

Tyler and Geoff ran side by side with boxes full of water balloons.

"This is the thing we should be doing every day," Geoff exclaimed.

"Carting around water balloons?" Tyler asked confused.

"No, getting exercise," Geoff explained. "Then we'll be more prepared for the challenges."

"Hm, makes sense," Tyler replied.

"What kind of jock are you?" Geoff sighed.

The two arrived just outside of the beach and dropped off the boxes. They spotted Noah reading on the deck of the houseboat.

"Remember, act nonchalant," Geoff said as they approached the boat.

"Hey Noah, what's up," Tyler called to the nerdy boy.

Noah grunted in response.

"So, where are the rest of your team?" Geoff asked.

"I think that Eva and Beth are inside having a tea party or something?" Noah answered.

"Eva…tea party," Tyler repeated.

"It's got to be a prank," Geoff whispered to his friend. "If we go in there we'll probably get clobbered."

"So what do we do?" Tyler asked back.

"Just back up, they're bound to get bored and come out eventually," Geoff said as he already began to pull back.

Sadie rowed her canoe towards the Team Evil East Island. Chris had been generous enough to supply her with a can of paint. Soon she had arrived and was making her way to the back of the cabin.

"This will teach that little traitor a lesson," she declared as she opened the back window.

She spotted Katie approaching the window and readied the can of paint.

"I'm staying back here," Justin said as he stepped in front of Katie. "All of the pranks of Lindsay are backfiring on us, and with my rotten luck she might ruin one of my precious money-makers."

In a splash Justin was covered in blue paint with a can stuck on his head.

"Why does this keep happening?" Justin complained.

Meanwhile things weren't going much better for the rest of the team. Heather had tried to snag the rug that Lindsay was walking on, but the blond had moved quickly and Heather ended up launching herself back. Duncan had tried to stick a "kick me" sign on the back of her, only to find that someone had glued both sides and it was stuck to his hand. Even Courtney had tried to push Lindsay over. Lindsay didn't even have to do anything, Courtney ran right into a wall.

"I think it's time for Lindsay to leave," suggested Justin who was getting tired of everything going wrong.

As he guided Lindsay to the door she spotted a nail sticking out of the wall. With a shove she knocked Justin against it. It ended up ripping across his jeans and revealing his boxes. It also released a pile of pebbles from his pocket.

"Where did those come from?" he gasped.

"From the looks of these designs," Courtney began, "I'd say Boney Island."

"I didn't take those," Justin protested.

"Well, bye-bye everyone, it's been great," said Lindsay sweetly. "Oh, and Justin, thanks for that pep talk. It really boosted my self-confidence."

With that she left.

Cody walked around the central station of the campground; his plan was also ready to go into action. It was then that he heard a noise coming from the bushes. He peeked over and saw what looked like the back of Sierra making out with Ezekiel. However if he had looked closer he would have seen that it was actually Izzy with Sierra's wig who was lovingly kissing Ezekiel. The homeschooled boy was less enthusiastic.

Cody's Confessional

Sierra and Ezekiel? Gotta say I didn't see that coming. But who care, I'm finally free of her. Woohoo!

Sierra walked back to the central station with water dripping all over her. She spotted Cody who looked ecstatic to see her.

"Sierra, I'm so glad that you've been able to move on," Cody exclaimed. "Now we can just be friends and I can finally stop feeling guilty about wanting Gwen. Or at least a little less guilty."

"What?" Sierra half sobbed and half gasped.

It was then that Cody noticed that her hair was missing.

"Wait a minute," he began.

"Surprise," shouted Izzy as she jumped out holding Sierra's wig.

She was then followed by Ezekiel and Bridgette who were also laughing. Cody looked annoyed while Sierra looked more relieved.

"Well I think that about settling it," Chris announced over the loudspeaker. "Could our winners, Team Nutty North, report to the Dock of Shame for their reward?"

The three smiled at each other and exchanged high fives. When they arrived at the Dock of Shame they found Geoff and Tyler, still with their water balloons, and Lindsay looking quite content. Once they all stood on the dock it began to creak. In a splash the team was submerged into the water.

Team Winning North came out of Chris's cabin laughing. Trent twirled a screwdriver and hammer; while Leshawna held out one of Cody's latest phone devices that had a picture of Chris on it.

"Suckers," it played in Chris's voice.

The team in the water looked a bit frustrated, but then they all burst into laughter.

"Good one, guys," Bridgette laughed as she got out of the water.

Soon they were all high fiving and slapping each other on the back. Even Lindsay.

Lindsay's Confessional

Okay so I let my guard time just that once. It was so easy to just forget everything and have fun. But now that I think about it, I don't think that Heather would have done the same. That girl never laughs, unless it's at someone. I'll have to work on that.

As the day came to an end, Chris called everyone back to Chef's Cabin. Justin was still covered in blue paint, while Heather had splotches of flour in her hair. Sierra was trying to adjust her wig, while Ezekiel was gurgling mouth washing trying to kill any cooties he'd gotten from kissing Izzy.

"So we had some laughs and some laughable performances," Chris announced. "Team Something South had a simple prank by Sadie, but what really sealed the deal for you guys was that joke up Eva having a tea party."

"Yeah…a joke," Beth laughed nervously.

"Next up, Team Nutty North we're very resourceful," Chris continued. "Lindsay you went a little overboard, but good job overall. However the real spotlight stealers were Team Winning West who managed a prank within a prank. Very creative. And that just leaves Team Evil East, so sad, but I'll be seeing you at the campfire ceremony tonight. Be sure to pick you want to vote off"

Heather's Confessional

I can't believe that he gave Lindsay self confidence

Alejandro's Confessional

I can't believe that he brought that curse upon us.

Courtney's Confessional

I can't believe that he tried to flirt with me.

Justin's Confessional

…I'm screwed.

"Team Evil East," Chris greeted as the campers sat around the fire, "I really thought that you guys would have this challenge in the bag. But as fate would have it, you've got to send someone home. Let's begin, shall we. First off…Katie."

He tossed a marshmallow to the tan girl.

"And then," Chris continued. "The next person to get a marshmallow and therefore be safe and not have to walk the Dock of Shame and—"

"Get on with it already," Justin snapped. "We all know that I'm the one going home tonight."

He grabbed the marshmallows from Chris and tossed them to the rest of the campers.

"There, done," he said as he made his way to the Dock of Shame.

"Way to kill the moment," Chris complained.

Before Justin could make it to the Boat of Loser he shot through the planks and plummeted into the water.

"Oh yeah, forgot to fix that," Chris commented.

He then turned to the camera and said, "Well we're going to miss Justin's fabulous body. But then again, with Alejandro, he was a bit of a relic. Tune in next week as the drama continues."

Justin's Confessional

They think that they got the last laugh, but they didn't. I did. Ha ha ha ha! I hid those cursed rocks around their cabin, now they'll be cursed forever. No one gets rid of Justin without majorly regretting it.