Author's Notes: I am thinking about converting this story into a paragraph-style fic-you can still give truths/dares, of course, but via PM instead of review. But for now I'll stick to this format.
In the meantime, enjoy the (kinda long) fourth chapter…
James & Terra: Welcome back to Truth or Dare With The Persona Cast! Before we begin the dares, there is someone we'd like to introduce. Please welcome Ryoji Mochizuki and the Velvet Room trio!
*roaring applause*
Ryoji: Hey guys!
Elizabeth: Hmm? Why do the hosts call us the "Velvet Room trio"?
Theo: I don't know the answer myself, sister.
Margaret: Let's just follow their wishes for once, shall we?
James: Alright, starting off is the dares sent by Bates.
After seeing what I saw, there are two things on my mind. King's Game, without brain bleach, and Mystery Food X! The get-together edition! With Chie, Yukiko, Rise, and Fuuka cooking!
James: Okay...Persona4 cast, do the King's Game in the backstage since we don't want to risk having to bring brain bleach again here. Chie, Yukiko, Rise, and Fuuka, the kitchen is in the backstage. Make sure you prepare enough portions for everyone.
P4 cast: Got it! *leaves for the backstage*
5 minutes later
Voices from the backstage: *drunkenly* Hey baby, wanna go for a walk?
VFtB 2: Chie, don't-*glass shatter* Aah! Now the kitchen is littered with dough!
Terra: *facepalms*
James: Now do you see why we put them backstage? Okay, the next ones are from bluepegasus9…
I dare shinjiro to kiss minako XD
Terra: Short but sweet, anyone?
Shinjiro: Wait, what the- *gets kissed by Minako*
Terra: Should we cart them off somewhere? Some of the cast members are starting to feel uneasy… *glances at the guys*
James: Mmm…nope, I guess. That is, as long as it doesn't devolve into make-out or something worse…
Terra: You mean-ah, forget it. Next!
James: *reads his PDA* This is from Twinkle Ace;
hehe I dare Minato to confess that from all the girls that he dated, which one did he really loved the most?
James: I think we all can agree that-
Minato: YUKARI! *runs over and hugs Yukari*
Yukari: I love you too! *returns the hug*
All girls: AWW THAT'S SO CUTE!
All boys: *smiles*
*"aww" s and "ooh"s are heard from the audience*
James: Indeed. Now I hate to ruin the drama, but there's still dares left. The next dares are sent by Mangakai07.
Since they already confessed their sexcapades. I dare Minato to confess who was better, Mitsuru, Yukari, or Aigis. And Minako has to do the same with Akihiko and Shinjiro!
Muhahaha! :)
Terra: I think Minato has already done more than that…*glances over at Minato, who is still making out with Yukari*
James: Okay, then where's Minako?
Biggs: Oh, you're lookin' for a lassie with red hair? Well she said she's going to take her boyfriend-Akihiko, I reckon-to a restaurant…what was the name? Wakizashi? Wackoff? Whatever.*shrugs*
Terra: O_O Wackoff just sounds soooo wrong….
James: So what should we do now?
Terra: Well…
Minako: *happily* we're back!
Akihiko: Sorry for the wait, she completely blew my wallet…I seriously don't think she can eat EIGHT full meals in a row o_O
James: Eight? What are you, frickin' Kirby? Anyway, the next dares are from Rein Walker.
I dare Shinjiro to wear ballet uniform and dance ballet in front of p3 and p4 character with fluffy song played~
I hope he don't kill me later...please not...even in dream...XD
Terra: This one is sent by shinjixminako-lover0.
Dear Akihiko
I dare you to make out with shinjiro for 5 minutes
James: Two in a row. Holy cow. Wait, that rhymes! I should write that one down. *pulls out a megaphone* SHINJIRO ARAGAKI!
Shinji: What do you want?
James: You have to wear a ballerina's costume and dance like an idiot- ahem, I mean dance to the fluffy song while everyone watches. Afterwards you have to make-out with Akihiko while still in your ballerina costume for 5 minutes. Now excuse me, I have to grab a camera…*walks off while laughing*
…
…
…
Shinjiro: WHAT. THE. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
15 minutes later…
*everyone was on the floor, giggling and laughing. Roaring laughter is heard from the audience*
Shinjiro: FUCK YOU. *leaves to drink bleepka*
James: *stops laughing* Oh sorry, I was carried away by all the laughter. Okay, next up is-
Biggs: SPECIAL DELIVERY!
James: Special delivery? *opens package* Hmm? Twelve tickets to the Hot Springs, courtesy of xxSelphiexx?
Terra: *turns to the girls* Hey guys! Free tickets to the Hot Springs for us!
Girls: YEAH! LET'S GO! *runs off*
*the guys minus James gather in a huddle*
Ryoji: Hey guys, why don't we check them out at the Hot Springs?
Junpei: Yeah! Maybe we could see some other hotties there too!
Minato: *sighs* Fine. But I'm not the mastermind this time so don't you dare blame me if it ever goes wrong.
Junpei: Great! What about you, Akihiko-senpai?
Akihiko: I don't know about this, but…fine, I guess.
Junpei: Souji-san? What about you?
Souji: I guess I can join too. Are you guys with me?
Yosuke: Wh-what the-uhh, got it!
Kanji: What? I have to go? Fine.
Ryoji: Awesome! That means you're coming with us Shinjiro-san! And you too, Theo and James!
Shinjiro, Theo, James: BUT WE NEVER AGREED TO-AAIIEE! *gets dragged along by Ryoji & Junpei*
In the Hot Springs
Yukari: Ahh…It feels so nice, coming back to the springs.
Minako: Yeah, especially since the last time we're here the boys peeked at us…
Mitsuru: At least we dealt with them accordingly.
Minako: Yeah, accordingly…
*Flashback*
Minako: Skadi! Niflheim!
Akihiko: AAAAGGHHHH!
*Present time*
Minako: Good times, Good times…Overkill has never felt sweeter.
In a hidden stone alcove next to the springs
Ryoji: Okay, so here's the plan. We'll split into two groups. Each of you will circle the springs, taking pictures whenever you can. Use the steam to hide yourself from any nearby girls. We'll meet up at the North end of the springs and escape. *sees Minato raising his hand* Yes?
Minato: Two things about your plans. First, I'M the one who's supposed to come up with plans like that. Second, remind me why did we bring these three guys here? *points at Shinjiro, Theo, and James who gave him the finger in response*
Ryoji: *deadpan* Because I said so. *returns to briefing* Okay, we'll call this "Operation Emperor", on my belief that no plan can fail if it has a cool enough name. Let's go! *Exits the alcove, along with everyone else bar Shinjiro, Theo and James*
Several Minutes Later
Shinjiro: Are those guys gone far enough already?
James: Looks like it, but with all the steam I can't be sure about that.
Theo: Wait, perhaps I could help sense and locate them.
Shinjiro: You could?
Theo: As a matter of fact, yes, I could. Let's see…Hmm, they seem to have walked quite far away. I believe they're located 30 meters north from this alcove.
James: You sure? Then let's go!
Shinjiro: Yeah, let's get outta here before the girls show up and search this place. *leaves the alcove along with Theo and James*
Back with the girls…
*faint splashes*
Minako: Wait, was that…?
Yukari: Did you hear something?
Minako: Yeah, I think it's coming from that direction…*points at a large cloud of steam*
Yukari: Let's investigate. *walks off toward the steam*
Over at the boys…
Ryoji: I think I heard something...like splashes?
Minato: Damn! They found us! *points at two faint silhouettes moving towards them*
Akihiko: You're right! Let's run!
(Author's Notes: From now on I'll be referring to the girls' side as "(Girls)" and the boys as "(Boys)".) Now, back to the story…
(Girls)
Yukari: Wait a minute, is that-
Minako: My suspicions exactly. Let's chase after them!
(Boys)
Ryoji: Have we lost them yet?
Minato: There! *points at a hole under a rock* Let's hide there for now!
(Girls)
Yukari: Dammit, we lost them!
Minako: No, not quite…let's check that rock! *walks over and starts searching the rock*
…
...
…
Yukari: Wh-What the-
Minako: Just as I thought…
Fuuka: O-oh my…
*view swings to reveal that the boys are using the rock as a gathering/rendezvous point*
Junpei & Ryoji: DAMN IT. IT WAS THE PERFECT CRIME.
Akihiko: What the-
Minato: Oh shit…
Mitsuru: SILENCE! I WILL EXECUTE YOU ALL!
Minako: I can't believe this…Onii-san…WHY?
Aigis: Hasta la Vista! *readies guns & persona*
Teddie: I'm beary scared...
Kanji: Crap! We're surrounded!
Yosuke: I have to go to the bathroom…
Souji: Wait! I can explain-
Yukiko, Rise, and Chie: WE DON'T NEED EXPLANATIONS! SENPAI, YOU SICK PERVERT!
Naoto: Souji-san...How dare you…
Girls: *summoning their Personas* PREPARE TO DIE!
Boys: AAAHHHHH!
The Next Day
James: Well, let's just say they never found the bodies…brutal or overkill doesn't even begin to describe their punishments. Anyway, since everyone is here, alive and kickin' thanks to the author, let's continue with the dares. The next dares are sent by Foretoldlegends.
Yukiko:see that orb right there...for an hour i need you to focus your strongest fire attack at the orb...i'll explain the details when it's finished
S. Teddie: I want you getting into a debate with Mitsuru for an hour on the topic of memories...and Jenpei record this i wanna see this someday in the future
oh and for an unannounced drop in...Elizabeth and Margaret are tagging along...think of it as my treat
Terra: Actually, Elizabeth and Margaret are already here. Anyway, Yukiko, the target orb is right over there, in the corner. Good luck.
Yukiko: Got it! *runs off to the Orb* Amaterasu! Agidyne!
1 Hour Later
Yukiko: Agidyne! Agidyne! Agi-
James: Alright, times up. Let's continue with the next- *sees Mitsuru and S. Teddie arguing about memories near the corner of the stage* Well what do you know, it's on. Now where's my popcorn….
S. Teddie: Memories are useless...all will eventually be forgotten, left to rot…why do you keep cherishing them while you know you will eventually forget it?
Mitsuru: Our memories are important! I'll never forget anything! My memories…my past, no matter how painful it may be, are worthy of remembrance!
S. Teddie: No, they aren't.
Mitsuru: Yes, they are!
S. Teddie: NO!
Mitsuru: YES!
S. Teddie: NO!
Mitsuru: YES!
S. Teddie: NO!
Mitsuru: YES!
S. Teddie: NO!
Mitsuru: YES!
S. Teddie: NO!
Mitsuru: NO!
S. Teddie: YES!
Mitsuru: NO!
S. Teddie: YES!
Mitsuru: Hmph, if you say so. *pulls a lever near her*
S. Teddie: What the- AAAH! *falls from a trapdoor below him*
Junpei: I got it on tape!
Terra: Well…that's it? Oh wait, there's still more. Damn. Okay, the next dares are from TheImperfectDarkOne.
Okay I have more truths and dares:
Souji, Minako, and Minato: Fight in a battle royal with all of your personas. ALL OF THEM! Whoever loses will have to play superman 64!
All the girls minus Mitsuru and Aignis: Make a feast for everyone else except the losers of the battle royal
Naoto: Is it true that you were the one who cooked the christmas cake and everyone else just watched?
James: And here's another from Phil.
I dare Igor to explain what the "links" do ^^
Terra: And the last one for today comes from NoName.
I dare Shinji, Minako and Akihiko do anything they want to Takaya
James: First off, apologies to Phil, but Igor aren't in the show so we can't do the dare. Now for the battle royale…this is gonna be one hell of a show. *pushes a button that said "convert studio to coliseum"*
*the studio turns into a coliseum*
In the arena
Souji: I have to fight you guys two on one?
Minato: Actually it's a free for all. Anyway…you ready, sis?
Minako: Ready as I'll ever be, brother. *summons her Persona* Orpheus Telos! Thunder Reign!
Minato: Heh! *summons his Persona* Messiah! Megidolaon!
Souji: *summons his Persona* Izanagi-no-Okami! Maragidyne!
James: *sitting in the commentator's seat* Alright, it's on! And I still have my- Hey! Where's my popcorn?
Terra: *eating James' popcorn* You gotta admit, everyone loves popcorn. *looks at an angry James* What?
In the audience's seats
Yukari: GO MINATO-KUN!
Junpei: YEAH! MINATO! MINATO!
Fuuka: Go for it Minato-kun!
Akihiko: I know you can do it Minako!
Mitsuru: Do your best Arisato!
Shinjiro: Hmph…
Ken: I'm with you Minako-san!
Koromaru: Arf! Bark!
Aigis: He says he will support both Minato-kun and Minako-san. As for me, I shall also cheer for both of you. Activating support mode…
Yosuke & Teddie: Go Souji-senpai!
Yukiko, Rise, and Chie: YOU CAN DO IT SENPAI!
Kanji: Get 'em senpai!
Naoto: …
Several Minutes Later
Terra: And the winner is…MINATO!
*roaring applause and cheer from the audience*
P4 cast: T_T Souji…
Akihiko, Ken, Shinjiro: T_T Minako…
James: T_T My popcorn…
Terra: Oh come on, it's just a bag of popcorn. Don't be such a wuss! Anyway…*converts coliseum back to studio*
Terra: Alright, Souji, Minako, since you lost the battle royale, you had to play Superman 64 while watching everyone else eat in front of you.
Minako & Souji: WHAT!
James: *sighs* Girls, start cooking a feast for everyone except for those two over there.*points at Minako & Souji who is currently playing Superman 64* as usual, the kitchen is in the backstage.
Girls: Got it! *runs off to the kitchen*
10 Minutes later
*glass shattering, panicked screams and yelps are heard from backstage*
James: *sarcastic* Yep. TOTALLY no problems or anything unusual, nope…
20 Minutes later
Biggs & Wedge: THE FOOD IS READY!
Girl's voice 1: … she almost ruined it!
Girl's voice 2: Yeah, if it weren't for Yukari-chan and Naoto-san, we'd be doomed right now…
Girl's voice 3: Oh, you guys owe us big time.
Girl's voice 4: We know…
James: Well, since the cooking's done, Naoto, a question for you, is it true that you were the one who cooked the christmas cake and everyone else just watched?
Naoto: Um, yeah, why do you ask?
James: It's a question from TheImperfectDarkone. Now for the last one…Shinjiro, Minako, Akihiko, do anything you three want with Takaya.
Shinjiro, Minako, Akihiko: Is that so…*turns to Takaya with an evil grin on their faces*
Takaya: O.O *flees the studio*
Shinjiro, Minako, Akihiko: *chases after Takaya*
James: Okay then, with the last dare done, we're finished for tonight. Send in the dare as usual via reviews.
James & Terra: SEE YOU LATER!
*applause and cheer*
Author's Notes: For those who don't know what's a bleepka, it's brain bleach mixed with vodka. The application of it should be obvious…