"Greetings and welcome to the show," Chris announced. "As of late we've been experiencing some…difficulties with Total Drama Aftermath. But I've been told that they are closing in on Blaineley and they'll have her back ASAP."
The camera switched to show Blaineley furiously driving a car. She had bloodshot eyes and sweat dripping down her face. Behind her various cars were following at a high speed. The sound of bullets being fired echoed along with as several just missed her car.
"I told you I'm not going back and I meant it," she screamed hysterically.
She swerved off the road and heads for a chasm.
"My god she's going to do it!" cries a voice.
Before it can be seen what happens, the camera quickly switched back to the set of Total Drama Aftermath. Sierra, Alejandro, Heather, Gwen, and Sadie are all wandering about confused.
"So your team couldn't stand you either?" Heather shot at Gwen.
"Very funny," Gwen scoffed.
"They told me my Cody would be here," Sierra complained. "Where is he!"
"Yeah, and like, I was totally hoping to see Katie again," Sadie said.
Alejandro pulled Heather to the side and whispered, "Soon you and I will be alone in the dark."
"Ew, get away from me creep," she scoffed as shoved him away.
However, when no one was looking she shot him a small smile.
The camera then returned to Chris.
"What is that hostess's problem?" he complained. "Oh well, I have full trust that Swedish police will get her eventually and return her to Canada. In the meantime, let's recap the last episode. With the help of some icebergs we turned Wawanakwa into a winter wonderland. Trent and Duncan made piece but Courtney is still as crabby as ever. Ezekiel began to show his feral side again, but seemed to recover. It's a shame since he was just getting interesting. In the end, Noah's non-existent love life was crushed when Lindsay conspired to have Sadie voted off. What seemingly irrelevant plans does Lindsay have next? How much longer can Team Something South last with only two members? Find out today on Total Drama Revenge of the Island."
Geoff walked along the outside of the north fort as a he looked out meditatively. Bridgette spotted him and a look of sorrow crossed her face. She started to hit towards him.
"Geoff," she said softly.
Someone grabbed her arm and pulled her back.
"Don't you think you should just leave Geoff alone?" Tyler demanded to Bridgette.
"What's your problem?" Bridgette snapped as she pulled her arm out of his grasp.
"I'm trying to be a good friend for Geoff," Tyler said. "You've hurt him, don't make things worse."
"He broke up with me," Bridgette argued. "If anything, I'm the one who's been hurt here."
"Just leave him alone," Tyler repeated.
Bridgette turned away to cover her tears. Yet as she left Tyler could hear her soft sobs. It was almost enough to make him regret what he said. Meanwhile Lindsay was watching all of this curiously.
Bridgette's Confessional
When did everyone start hating me? I didn't do anything wrong, did I? But all of a sudden Lindsay is acting like Heather, Geoff breaks up with me, and Tyler is yelling at me. I hate this place!
Lindsay's Confessional
I've realized that I don't have something that Heather always had: an alliance. I can't ask Taylor after I broke up with him. Belinda doesn't seem to like me very much, and Irma is just crazy. Oohh, I know who I'll ask.
Lindsay approached Ezekiel who was hiding against a rock from Izzy.
"Hi, Emilio," Lindsay said to him.
Ezekiel looked at her blankly.
"I was wondering, what do you want most of all?" she asked.
"For that crazy Izzy to be out of my life, eh," Ezekiel answered.
"Too easy," Lindsay said. "We'll just purposefully lose this contest and vote her off."
"But…I don't think Bridgette would like that, eh," Ezekiel pointed out.
"Oh, you're right," Lindsay sighed as she began to think.
She paced back in forth and drummed her fingers against her head.
"Oooh, I know, we won't tell Bridgette," she exclaimed.
"Alright, up and at'em," Courtney called as she tried to awake her fellow teammates. "We've got a challenge to win today."
"Courtney, Chris wakes up enough as it is," Leshawna grumbled. "Can you just give us a break?"
"That's loser talk, Leshawna," Courtney scoffed. "Quite ironic coming from Team Winning West."
Leshawna was still grumbling under her breath as the team left and headed for Chef's. The teams sat down at their usual breakfast tables. Lindsay was holding Ezekiel close now, much to Izzy's annoyance. Ezekiel didn't look too much happier as Lindsay wrapped an elbow around him and smushed him against her chest. Meanwhile, Team Something South ate in silence. Noah was his usual stoic self while Beth was in deep thought.
"Good morning, everyone," Chris announced. "What's up?"
No one answered.
"Um…I asked you a question," Chris said. "What's up?"
"Oh not much," Noah sighed.
"My blood pressure," Leshawna growled.
"Uh…the sky," Ezekiel suggested.
"Zeke has it," Chris announced. "Today's all about going up and touching the sky."
"Why do I get the feeling that this is going to be dangerous?" Leshawna moaned.
"Ooh, Izzy loves danger," cried the redhead.
"Well if you just step outside," Chris said. "You'll all get your fair share of danger."
Once Chris had guided them to the back of the cabin he displayed a pile of what could only be described as junk. Deflated balloon, old car parts, tanks and canisters of unknown substances all lay in the pile.
"What happened, you're garage exploded?" Noah asked.
"Did someone say 'explode'?" Izzy exclaimed. "Izzy loves explosions."
"These are the materials that you'll be using," Chris said then paused for dramatic effect, "to launch one of your teammates to the heavens. I'll give you a time limit and by the end you must have some machine that can send one member of your team into the air. The one that goes the highest wins immunity for their team. And…go!"
Lindsay's Confessional
Oh this'll be so easy. All I have to do is volunteer myself then I'll 'accidentally' fall off. All I need now is to convince enough people to vote off Ina.
"So who's going to be the one launched?" Bridgette asked.
"Oh, me, me, me!" cried Izzy.
"No! Me!" demanded Lindsay.
"I'm with Izzy, this is the perfect kind of challenge for her," Bridgette said.
Lindsay shot a glance at Ezekiel who said, "Oh…uh, I think Lindsay should do it too, eh."
"Well, I'm not," Tyler sneered, "Lindsay would find some way to screw it up."
"I would not!" Lindsay protested.
Everyone turned to look at Geoff. He sighed and stood next to Izzy.
"Well, there it is," said Bridgette smugly. "Izzy will be our participant."
Lindsay's Confessional
I was counting on George to be on my side, but he might be tougher than I thought. I'm sure he'll crumble eventually, I read somewhere that blonds are supposed to be dumb…You know, I've been spending a lot of time in here lately. I should make this my home away from home.
The teams were scrambling to find some good material before someone else beat them to it.
"Obviously I'll be the one doing this challenge," Courtney said. "I'm the only one that's light enough to be lifted more than two feet off the ground."
She received various, "whatever"s from her team.
"Would you like to be the one to go up, Noah?" Beth asked her partner.
"Do I want to risk my life by being launched into the air on a contraption build in only a few hours by a girl from a farm?" Noah reiterated. "No."
"Oh, okay, I'll do it," Beth said.
"Hey check this out," Leshawna called as she held up a motor.
"Yeah, and look at what I found," Duncan said as he displayed a large fan.
"And this might help," Trent added as he brought out some pedals.
"No, no, no!" Courtney shouted. "Not of that stuff will do. I'm the one who's putting her life at risk so I'll be telling you what I want."
"Well, what do you want, princess?" Duncan scoffed.
"I don't know yet, but none of that stuff," Courtney sniffed.
Lindsay's Confessional
…Yeah I can see it now, some drapes here, maybe a clock in the corner. Anyways since it might be difficult to sabotage my own ride I've decided that I'll just help the other teams.
"What do you think of this, Izzy?" Bridgette suggested as she held up a tire.
"It's perfect!" she exclaimed. "Now, I'll need some feathers; Zeke can grab some of those of there? And Geoff, I need you to grab me that old toaster."
"Okay…but why?" Geoff asked
"No time to explain," Izzy said. "You'll see when I'm done."
"Hey guys, look at this!" Tyler exclaimed as he held up a bear trap.
To his surprise (but no one else's) it snapped shut over his arm. He screamed in pain and as he swung it around it got caught in a mousetrap. This caused him to scream even louder. Meanwhile Courtney had assembled a chair with a cord as a seatbelt and a variety of pumps attached at the base.
"Courtney, this isn't going to get you anywhere," Leshawna declared.
"Don't be ridiculous," Courtney said. "It'll work perfectly, and most importantly I'll be safe. Look, I'll demonstrate."
She began to pump against the air pump. The chair began to vibrate, but nothing else happened. However before Courtney had a chance to come up with lame excuse she saw Lindsay approaching them.
"Hey, what are you doing here?" she snapped.
"I was just—" Lindsay began.
"Don't even think about stealing my idea," Courtney barked. "Get out of here! Now!"
She began to chase Lindsay angrily; the blond ran for her life.
Lindsay's Confessional
Wow, Carol is really scary; she's almost as bad as Heather. Hey, I could really see a chandelier in here; it would really give this place a 'Middle Evil' feel.
"Do you think we'll need this?" Beth asked as she held up a propeller.
"I doubt it," Noah said as he looked over his blueprints. "I plan on using one of these canisters. If we release the compressed oxygen we can use it as a source of propulsion, then if we attach it to a body—"
"Whoa, slow down," Lindsay complained as she furiously scribbled down notes. "Hope do you spell that last word? Ox and gin, what's that about?"
"Um, Lindsay, what are you doing here?" Noah asked.
"Oh I'm secretly trying to help out the other teams so I can sabotage my team's chance at winning," Lindsay explained.
"Okay…" Noah said uncertainly. "How do you plan on doing that?"
"Um…" she said as she began flipping through her notes. "Uh…carry on."
Lindsay backed up nervously while Beth and Noah just shrugged at each other. Meanwhile, Courtney had lost sight of the rest of her team.
"Where did those guys get to?" she asked aloud. "Oh well, I don't need them to finish this off."
The three others were hiding in another part of the piles.
"We've got to do something about this situation," Leshawna whispered to her teams. "I am not letting Courtney throw this challenge because she doesn't feel safe."
"Agreed," Duncan said. "We could probably throw something together ten times better in the time we've got."
"Right, let's start," Trent said. "Hey how about these balloons?"
"Balloons? Izzy loves balloons," came the shout from Izzy as she jumped down and grabbed them. "All your balloons are belong to Izzy!"
Trent spotted something better though, the motor that Courtney had made them throw away. Leshawna found the fans again and Duncan had grabbed an empty barrel. Beth meanwhile was dragging a small futon back to Noah when she spotted a vile.
"Hey Noah, what do you think of this?" she shouted.
"Ah! Careful, Beth, that's jet engine fuel," Noah cried. "It's very explosive."
"Really?" came Lindsay's voice. "I can take it off your hands…I mean just to make sure that nobody uses it to sabotage their own team by blowing up their ride."
"Eh, she seems trustworthy enough," said Noah as he handed Lindsay the vile.
Lindsay's Confessional
…Maybe some flowers would spruce this place up. Of course a paint job would be necessary first, and when am I going to find the time for that. Anyways, I don't think Izzy will mind too much if I blow her up. She loves explosions, right?
Izzy was in the oddest contraption anyone had ever seen. It looked like an enormous kite with feathers attached every part and balloons hanging off the edges. She had a pair of pedals beneath her, and for some reason a toaster was attached to one of the sides.
"Let me just add a final touch," Lindsay as she attached a button to the machine.
"What's that do?" Bridgette asked suspiciously.
"Um…it makes it go faster," Lindsay said.
"Faster? Izzy…doesn't mind the idea of going faster," Izzy exclaimed.
"Alrighty, campers, are you ready?" Chris asked. "What am I saying? It doesn't matter because your time's up. Let's see what we've got here."
He glanced at Izzy's contraption nervously, "Um…very creative Izzy."
He moved onto Courtney who was sitting in her seat.
"Courtney, where's the rest of your team?" he asked her.
"Here, we are!" Leshawna called. "And that's not our ride, this is."
Trent sat on the barrel with the motor attached with wire. The wires connected to a pair of fans on the bottom.
"What?" Courtney cried. "You can't do that. I'm the only one who can do this challenge and I refuse to sit on that deathtrap."
"She doesn't know what she's talking about,"Leshawna whispered to Chris.
"Duncan…" Courtney pleaded.
"Sorry, princess," Duncan said with a shrug.
"And lastly we have Beth," Chris finished.
The small girl was taped to an old futon which had a canister attached to it.
"Ready for liftoff," she said eagerly.
"All right, gentlemen, ladies, start your engines," Chris said.
Beth prepared to pull the pin on the canister, Trent activated the motor, Izzy prepared to start pedalling.
"And go!" Chris shouted.
As soon as Izzy started pedaling, her contraption started to flap like a bird. With each dip it would rise to feet higher. Trent had activated his motor and the fans roared to life. Suddenly he began to shoot around randomly. As he struggled from side to side he tried to direct the barrel upwards.
"You see, you see, I told you," Courtney pouted. "This is exactly what I warned you about."
Beth released the compressed oxygen and shot off into the air like a rocket. She was screaming the entire way.
"Ooh, Izzy likes a good challenge," Izzy exclaimed. "Time to go faster."
She hit the button, then suddenly the entire ride exploded.
"Hey, guys, I just got back from seeing Chef," Tyler said as he waved a bandaged hand.
Suddenly a toaster fell from the explosion and directly on Tyler's hand.
"Ow, it burns!" he cried.
"How?" Bridgette asked. "It hasn't been used in years?"
"And not to mention it's not plugged in, eh," Ezekiel added.
As a charred Izzy landed on the ground she cheered, "That. Was. Awesome! Let's go again."
Trent never managed to get much higher and eventually puttered to a stop. Then Beth, still screaming came crashing down. Luckily she landed with the futon on the bottom.
"Well, what a shocker this is," Chris exclaimed. "Team Something South is immune from voting tonight. But the rest of you, pick the person you hate the most and send them home. I'll see you tonight."
Lindsay approached Geoff as he was pacing about again.
"Hi Jeb," she said.
"Um…hi," Geoff said.
"Do you know who you're voting for?" she asked.
"I'm really not sure," he admitted.
"I think we should get rid of Ilia," Lindsay said. "She really blew it with that unstable contraption. And did you see how happy she was when it blew up; she obviously planned it."
"Hey, I think you're right," exclaimed Geoff.
Lindsay's Confessional
…Nah, I don't think it's going to work out; like how would I fit a bed in here? But I did manage to get Jem to vote for Ixie. Looks like I'll have Elroy's support from now on.
Bridgette's Confessional
Lindsay had to have something to do with explosion. She's just messing with us for the sheer fun of it; I know it.
Leshawna's Confessional
I don't care if she is on my team; I want that Courtney witch out of here.
Courtney's Confessional
Leshawna directly disobeyed an order from me; that's insubordination. I should have her punished for this, but when else am I going to get a chance to eliminate some of the real competition?
"Wow, there are a lot of you here tonight," Chris exclaimed as he saw the 10 campers. "And all of you have cast your votes. Let's see who's going home tonight."
Lindsay smiled at Ezekiel; Bridgette shot a glare at her. Leshawna was trying not to stare at Courtney to not give away her intentions.
"Those of you who are safe tonight are," Chris began, "Trent, Tyler, Duncan, and Geoff."
He tossed the four marshmallows to them.
"Also safe is…Ezekiel," Chris continued. "And Bridgette."
The final four remaining all glanced at each other. Leshawna could resist any longer making eye contact with Courtney; Izzy waved at Lindsay innocently.
"This marshmallow goes to…Leshawna," Chris announced. "And this one goes to…Lindsay."
As the two girls caught their marshmallows, Courtney started to get nervous. She bit her nails and her eyes darted back and forth. Izzy just sat with a smile.
"And this final, very special marshmallow is going to the camper who will be surviving another week," Chris prolonged. "And who is that camper? Somebody who you all have decided deserves it more than the other camper. Today's survivor is…Courtney."
Courtney shot up from her seat and cheered, then added, "I mean, I knew that you'd never vote for me."
"And so Team Nutty North takes their very first lose," Chris narrated, "And it's the captain no less."
"Ah no biggy," Izzy exclaimed. "I'm just glad that I got to a chance to be with that hideous monster."
"Hey!" snapped Courtney.
"I meant Zeke," Izzy explained. "Call me, Zekie."
"Heh heh," Ezekiel muttered, then under his breath, "no thanks."
As Izzy left the island Chris remarked, "There goes the girl who's impossible to get rid of. In two separate seasons she returned after elimination. Will she do so again? Out lawyers are doing best to make sure the answer is, 'no.' And what will next week bring? Will Lindsay's alliance go through? Can Courtney survive with her current attitude? Be sure to come back and we may have some answers."