Author's Notes: The reason why I updated late is because:
House Of The Dead Overkill.
Exams and homeworks.
Writer's Block.
Again, I'm very sorry for the long wait. Also, I apologize in advance if this chapter isn't as funny or satisfying as the previous chapters. So, without further ado, here's chapter 5…
James: Welcome back to Truth or Dare With The Persona Cast! Starting off tonight is the dares sent by h3AdS1aMM3r.
Gosh, I'm here again.
Souji and Minato, saviour and great seal? I dare you to have a duel to the death with ur most awesome personas and TRY not to kill anyone in the process.
Junpei(yes it's u, I don't care XD): try to record it and NOT die
James: Heh, this'll be fun. SOUJI! MINATO!
Souji & Minato: Yes?
James: You two have to fight to the death using your best personas without killing anyone else. Junpei will record the whole thing…if he can last through the duel without getting killed by you two.
Junpei: *gulps* Okay…*start recording*
Souji & Minato: *starts fighting*
One Chaotic Fight Later
Souji: *lies dead*
Junpei: *shows up with one injured eye* I got it on tape…
Terra: Wait, what happened to your right eye?
Junpei: I was smacked in the face by a golf club...
James: But no one-*looks at Souji's golf club* Oh. Good thing I have this revival beads! *uses a revival bead on Souji* Anyway, let's continue with the dares. The next one is sent by- Wait, nameless? Fine, from now on all anonymous, nameless dares like this will be labeled as Nameless.
I dare shoji meguro the soundtrack guy for persona 3 to attempt to summon the persona orpheus telos as his first persona then minato and minako beat the crap out of the original orpheus for not be tougher
James: What is this I don't even-
Terra: Unfortunately we can't use the dare because, well, real-life figures aren't allowed here.
Yosuke: But the one where I'm supposed to attack the president-
Terra: THAT'S a different story…next!
James: This one is from oerba yun hope.
Minato and minako I dare you to fight each other with Lucifer's blades 3 somas each and helel whoever wins gets to make out with whoever they want as long as they're in the same room
Minato & Minako: Okay…? *starts fighting*
One Big Duel Later
Minato: *lies dead*
James: Wait, where is-*sees Minako making out with Akihiko in the corner* Yeah, should've seen that coming. Alright then, the next dares comes from Serenity and Chaos.
All boys must crossdress very convincingly! Same with the girls! Also Minato gets waist length long hair and keeps it! Let the Stupid Sexy Minato begin! (For author, you do know what stupid sexy flanders is right? If not find out!) I dare Minato to obliterate (which is way worse than Mitsuru's execute) everyone he hates or is mad at! Also the hair stays no matter what! Teddy must kiss rape Kanji like in club escapade again... and Kanji must like it! Minato and Minako can have... a pet Pikachu and Pichu! :3 And Ryoji must knee Akihiko for kissing Minato! And Akihiko gets... protein cake! I dare everyone to battle against pkmn trainer red! (They'll all lose since Red is epic!)
Terra: That is…a long list of dares...
James: I know, I know. First order of business is to "enhance" Minato's hair…
Minato: What do you-*hair magically grows to waist length* AAH! MY HAIR!
Boys: *stares at Minato*
Minato: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS LOOKING AT! *notices his hair* Oh.
James: So that's what the reviewer means by "Stupid Sexy Minato"…Oh well. Next… *reads the dares* EVERYONE. CROSSDRESS. NOW.
*beat*
Everyone: …What.
James: I SAID EVERYONE CROSSDRESS NOW!
Everyone: WHAAAAATT?
30 Minutes Later
James & Terra: *sees the P3&P4 cast in drag* HAHAHAHAHA!
*roaring laughter is heard in the audience*
P3&P4 cast: SHUT UP! *embarrassed*
Terra: Ahaha…oh, sorry. I was too carried away with the laughter…next!
James: Minato, obliterate anyone you really hate.
Minato: Heh…*looks at Takaya with an evil grin*
Takaya: OH CRAP-
Minato: *summons Messiah* DIE!
{MISSING REEL-WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE}
Takaya: *Nothing but a black spot is left from him*
Everyone: *jaw drop* O.O
Minato: So...Who's next?
James: No thanks! Anyway, let's continue…Teddie- Wait, where's Teddie?
Random stagehand 1: AAAAAAHHHHH!
Random stagehand 2: HE'S HIGH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Teddie: *shows up while being horribly drunk* HaaaEyyy BeeyYYyBbBByyy *hic* WWanna *hic* gGo Fooorr *hic aAa Waaallllkkkk? *looks at Kanji* Ohh HHHeeyyy thaaarrr GuuurrrLllL *hic* KissKiSkIsssisKSisiss~~
Kanji: WHAT THE FU-
CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED
Biggs & Wedge: *randomly walks in from the left side of the stage* BRAIN BLEACH! GET YOUR BRAIN BLEACH HERE!
Terra: …I did NOT saw that one coming. *faints*
James: Coming? Don't you mean cumming- *gets unamused looks from everyone* okay, okay, coming! Ugh...can't a guy tell a joke?
Biggs: *looks at James* Wrong timing dude. *returns to the BB cart* BRAIN BLEACH! BRAIN BLEACH FOR FREE…
James: *sigh* Alright then, let's continue. *reads the dares* SEND IN THE MONS!
Pikachu: Pika! Pikachu!
Pichu: Pi! Pichu! Pichuuh~
Minato: *smiles at Pikachu*
Minako: AWW A PICHU- KYAAH! *gets zapped by Pichu* Good boy… *faints*
James: I think he doesn't like you. Heh. Alright then, on with-
Ryoji: *knees Akihiko in the crotch* THAT'S FOR STEALING MY MINATO!
Akihiko: *on the floor, dropping his protein cake and cupping his nuts* Meine Hoden!
James: *winces* Ouch, that's gotta hurt for a week. Anyway…*pushes a button that says "Teleport to Whatever Place the User Damn Well Pleases*
Top of Mt. Silver…
Red: … *turns to face the cast*
Minako: Is that Red?
James: Ya think, Captain Obvious? *loads his SMG and charges at Red* LEEROOY JEEENKIIINS!
One-tenth of a second later…
Everyone: *lies de- ahem, I mean whited out*
Red: …
The Author: Revive… *sigh*
Back at The Studio
James: Okaay…maybe rush-attacking Red wasn't such a good idea after all…
Terra: *glares at James* Anyway, the next dares comes from Nameless.
Takaya i dare u to jump off a cliff AND TRY TO DIE THIS TIME! UR A QUEER JIN! And i dare chidori to make out with junpei for 20 minutes
Jin: I HEARD THAT!
Takaya: *smells rice balls* Oooh, rice balls! Must ha-AAAAH! *falls of a cliff that appears out of nowhere*
*screams, followed by gruesome chomping noise*
James: Killer piranhas, people. Next- *sees Junpei skipping away with Chidori* …And then they lived happily ever after. Ha. *shrugs* Alright, the next dares are sent by Rein Walker.
Oh crap...I can't stop laughing when I look at the dare I make...XD
Another dare! I dare shinjiro to watch the saddest movie in the world while other seeing him crying while eating popcorn!
Oh...I really like to tease him in many ways...I got many dare to him in my mind~
Terra: This one comes from Kaito Arisato;
Can i give a dare?
if u allow me,i dare minato to make out with mitsuru for 20 minutes. ^^
James: And the next one comes from TT.
I dare Shinji to watch the movie Hachiko with Koro-chan beside him XD
Mitsuru: Well then Arisato, shall we?
Minato: Gladly. *leaves the studio*
Terra: So…let's get this on, then. *pushes a button that says "Convert the Studio To Whatever Place The User Damn Well Pleases*
The Theatre
Shinjiro: A movie? Seriously? *sigh* Let's just go, boy.
Koromaru: Arf!
One Movie laytah!
Koromaru: *whimper*
Shinjiro: *misty-eyed* That…that dog… *sniff*
James: *eating popcorn* Well, nice movie. Oh yeah, anyone want a pack of Kleenex?*holds up an empty pack of Kleenex* Hey! Where's the- *sees the girls wiping their tears using the tissues*Ohh…*sweatdrop* anyway, let's go back to the studio. *pushes a button that says "Convert the Studio to Whatever Place the User Damn Well Pleases*
Back In the Studio
James: Alright then, time for the next dares.
Terra: This dares are sent by xxSelphiexx;
Since the hotsprings one was chosen, this time let's...have Ryoji kiss Minako in front of Akihiko, Shinjiro, Ken, and Minato (overprotective older brother :D?)
Then...Have all the girls participate in a cooking contest and have the guys be the judges (Koro can participate if he wishes). No helping each other out while cooking. All girls are to cook the same dish.
Akihiko, Shinjiro, Ken, Minato: YOU ARE NOT TOUCHING MINAKO.
Ryoji: *stares at Minato with a deadpan look* …You do realize you won't be able to be taken seriously with your hair?
Minato: Wh-what- *looks at his hair* AAAH! MY HAIR!
Ryoji: *quickly grabs Minako and runs away*
Akihiko, Shinjiro, Ken: HEY! NOBODY STEALS MY MINAKO! *chases after Ryoji*
Minato: My hair… wait, what am I doing here? *turns to see Ryoji running away with Minako* HEY! COME BACK HERE YOU JACKASS!
James: Now all we need is some Scooby Dooesque chase music…too bad it won't happen. Anyway, girls, cooking time. Yes, that includes you, Mitsuru and Aigis. Kitchen's backstage. Cook…let's see…ah yes, sushi should do the trick. And no helping each other out, understand?
Girls: WHAT!
Terra: You heard him, no helping each other. I'll watch you guys cook. Now go, go, go!
Girls (particularly Chie, Yukiko, Rise, and Fuuka): Aw man… *walks backstage along with James & Terra*
15 minutes later
*screams, yelps, and f-bombs are heard from backstage*
Boys: Oh crap…
30 minutes later
Biggs & Wedge: DINNER'S READY!
One (not-so-savory) meal later…
James: …and that's the last puddle of vomit left.
Girls: *sighs* We're not that bad you know…
Terra: I think the looks of the guys says otherwise… *glances at the guys who is still vomiting in the corner*
James: Agreed. Let's see, the next dares comes from Foretoldlegends.
ok i'm back also...here are some new stuff and a twist at the end
first I have 3 other orbs
number one is Yoskue's win spells
number 2 is teddie's ice spells
number 3 is Kanji's electric spells
remember strongest spells...the reason why is I had a sword currently smelting and with those 4 orbs i'm crafting a sword that can combine elements to new combos and more combos after that for DIRE DIRE like moments like the end of a universe
Souji I want you and minato face the reaper together...with this golf club *cue an evil smile*
and to top it all off I dare the P3 girls to kiss the Souji and the p4 girls to kiss minato... oh and if anyone starts killing each other *pulls out a robot with a shotgun* he'll do the killing
goodbye for now
James: Alright, Yosuke, Kanji, Teddie, the orbs are over there.*points at three orbs in the corner* Best of luck.
Yosuke, Kanji, Teddie: Okay! *runs off to the orbs* Persona!
One hour later…
Terra: *wearing earplugs* Are they done yet?
James: *wearing earplugs* Let me check…yeah. *walks off to the trio* Alright guys, times up, now stop your horribly incessant calling of attacks, personas, or whatever. Next…*takes off earplugs* oh yeah, paging Doctor Fre- Wait a minute, Freud? What the fuck? *gets unamused looks* Fine, fine, I'll do it again. *sighs* Paging The Reaper…
*chain rattle*
Fuuka: *gasp* Be careful! I sense Death!
James: Ya think, Captain Obvious? Anyway…Minato, Souji, face the Reaper…using only this golf club.
Minato: WHAT!
Souji: How the hell are we supposed to face freaking DEATH with just a golf club?
James: I dunno, not my problem. *shrugs*
Minato: Crap…
30 Seconds Later
Minato & Souji: *lies dead*
James: Told ya so. *uses Revival Beads on the duo*
Terra: Let's just continue…Persona3 girls, kiss Souji. Persona4 Girls do the same to Minato.
Girls: WHAT!
James: Do it. Or perhaps you would like to meet this little guy? *holds up a toy robot with a bloody shotgun 100 times the size of itself*
Girls: NO THANKS WE'LL DO IT RIGHT AWAY!
One big or-err, kiss-fest later
Minato & Souji: *deep red blush*
James: Well, that wraps up- wait, there's more? Damn. Okay, this one comes from kawaiihikari1995.
Lol this is funny as hell update soon. Also for the truths, for everyone do they know about the velvet room? N 4 the dare I dare the entire girl 2 dress up as cheer leader n make a cheer 4 Teddie!
You go bear XD!
Everyone: WHAT'S A VELVET ROOM?
Minato, Minako, Souji: …
James: I'll take that as a no… *brief accusatory glance at Minato, Minako, and Souji* Anyway, girls, dress up as cheerleaders and make a cheer for Teddie. Me, I'm going to grab some snacks…
10 Minutes later
Girls (in cheerleaders costume): 3…2…1…
T!
E!
D!
D!
I!
E!
T-E-D-D-I-E!
YOU! GO! YOU! GO!
GOOO…TEDDIE!
*click*
*camera goes down to reveal Junpei taking a snapshot of the girls…uh, "bottom parts", if you know what I mean*
Junpei: Yes! I got it on my camera!
*ahem*
James: *ominously looks at Junpei* You know, you shouldn't have done that…
Minako: *falls from top of the cheer formation* GET HIM! *furiously points at Junpei*
Girls: YAAAAH! *breaks the formation and charges after Junpei*
Junpei: O_O FUUUUUUUUUCK! *frantically flees the studio*
*cue Big Ball Of Violence*
Junpei: W-Worth it…*keels over*
James: Again, you shouldn't have done that… *ahem* Anyway, the next dares comes from TheImperfectDarkOne.
I dare everyone to watch hiimdaisy's persona 4 comic dub online.
I also want the Persona 4 cast versus the Persona 3 cast.
Also Minato here's a shotgun, do whatever you want with it.
And all the girls: read twilight
James: hiimdaisy huh? Well…let's watch this. *opens browser*
Several Moments Later:
P3 cast, Yukiko, James & Terra: *On the floor, laughing*
Souji: WTF IS THIS?
Yosuke, Kanji, Teddie: O_O
Chie, Rise, Naoto: …that was…
James: Hahaha- *ahem* sorry, I was carried away by the laughter. Alright, here's the next one… *pushes a button that says "Convert the Studio To Whatever Place The User Damn Well Pleases*
In the Coliseum
P3 & P4 cast: *starts to fight*
James: *eating popcorn* Watching a show is never complete without popcorn!
Terra: Yeah… *relaxes on her seat*
One Big Fight Later
Souji: I WON! ALL HAIL SOUJI, BABY! WOOHOO!
Terra: *sighs* You're overreacting…well, let's go back.
Back In The Studio
James: Okay Minato, here's a-
Minato: FIRE! *fires his shotgun all over the place*
James: Okaaay…did not know he's such a trigger happy kid. Anyway…girls, read Twilight. *hands a novel that says "Twilight" on the cover*
Girls: Okay…? *starts to read*
10 minutes later
Terra: …
Minako: W-What is this I don't even-
Naoto: …you know, let's just forget what we just read.,.
Girls: AGREED.
James: Alright then, with that last- wait a minute, another dare? Ugh…fine, this is a PM dare from JudeMaxwell.
I have two dares.
1: Souji has to go over to Chies house, he has to get her new copy of her favorite movie "Trial of the dragon" back to the studio, break right in her face... let's see what happens
2: Minako has to cook with Fuuka. Shinjiro has to EAT. IT. ALL.
James: Short but sweet? Anyway…
Souji: *walks onstage while holding a DVD* Hey Chie, wanna watch- *"accidentally" trips and lets go of the DVD, shattering it into pieces when it hit the floor* Oops, sorry Chie.
Chie: *face red with anger*Senpaiii… *quickly darts forward and Galactic Punt-ed Souji in the nuts, sending himflying*
Souji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
James: Note to self, never piss off Mitsuru and Chie. *slight shudder* anyway, Minako, cook with Fuuka. Make anything you want. You know where the kitchen is, right? Now go!
Minako: Okay! *walks backstage*
15 Minutes Later
Shinjiro: *pukes in the corner*
James: Wow, I sure as hell don't want to know what's in that stuff. Anyway with that dare done, we're finished for today. Send in the dares as usual…
James & Terra: SEE YA LATER!
*audience applause & cheer*
Author's Notes: "Meine Hoden!" Is German for…nevermind, translate it yourself. Wouldn't want to ruin the joke now wouldn't I…