James: Welcome back to Truth or Dare With The Persona Cast! Okay, first of all, we have a new co-host for the show. Please welcome Jachin!
*roaring applause and cheer*
Jachin: Hey guys, I'm Jachin, I'm new here, so please bear with me.
Terra: Okay then, the first dares tonight is sent by Rein Walker.
I dare Mitsuru execute her shadow self while her shadow self do the same thing at her...man...never thought what happen if Mitsuru receive her own execution~
Terra: This one comes from Foretoldlegends;
well i'm back and...oh dammit i left my portal open and now zombies are on the loose hold on *5 minutes later with a bloody shotgun* i forgot to close my teleport anywhere portal...it's less time consuming but let the dares begin *pulls out a good long piece of paper*
Teddie:i want you to cook for the girls a bunch of brownies...and this robot will tell if it's real or not...if there is a O then yes, a X then no, a ? just give it to them anyways
Yoskue:i want to to leave the studio for 10 minutes and try to flirt with Ai...just tell us the results to make things easier
Margaret:sinse you're not getting independent dares i dare you to summon legion and go scare someone in the P3 world and just tell the results
Elizabeth:I dare you to summon 5 personas and then try to fuse it into a new one
Mitsuru:I want to know what happens if an execution of your was sent back to you...what would happen
Fuuka:your dare is to dress up like a teacher and teach junpei not only manners but actual knowledge as well...if that doesn't work then it doesn't work
Junpei:for the rest of the chapter I dare you to keep anything that blocks looking at your hair off
Chie:for any dare you gotta do now or whenever you don't have one...you now have long hair *poofs chie with long hair*
Yukiko:i dare you to take a bug and throw it into an incinerator...reason why...idk just bored
Souji:eat a whole 2 gallons worth of naoto's pudding...you'll puke from eating to much so i want it to at least make it worth it by being well made *stares at the bad cooks*
Minato:give Koromaru a bath with a hose...eh i'm bored so i'm giving lame dares but i want all characters with individual dares
Minako:get your pichu to like you if it doesn't yet
Kanji:make a biscuit out of sewing materials
Koromaru:chase kanji because i think there's a biscuit in his back pocket
Chidori:here's a collar with a leash...see if that will tame junpei
Naoto:here's a few targets...without looking see if you can hit them
Kyoji:i dare you to drink 2 gallons of milk non stop
Akihiko:you must watch all the police academies without laughing
Shinjiro:i got nothing in considering for you...hmm maybe play a bunch of video games 1 week straight without food or sleep and two tubes for when you need to use the bathroom
aigis:you must drink 2 gallons of soda
Rise:i want you to distract the others during their dares if possible
now that all the dares are out i can leave...oh crap more zombie well then DEMONIC MEGIDOME *kills the zombies* well that's over...oops *sees souji flying*well he'll be fin...*hears a plane turbine rip souji to shreds* not my problem *leaves*
Jachin: Man, that's a lot of dares!
Souji: *enters the studio* I'm here!
James: Wait what- oh, screw this. Okay, Mitsuru, execute your shadow. Did i mention the new P3 shadows is here?
*trapdoor to reveal shadow versions of the P3 characters*
Mitsuru: Hmph...Artemisia! Execute the shadows!
S. Mitsuru: ARtEMMissiAaA ExxXeccutte TheEeeEmmMM!
*boom*
*camera reveals what's left of the studio*
Mitsuru: *covered in ashes* Well...that's the last time i've done that...
James: *covered in ashes* Damn...
Terra: We should quickly rebuild this studio...let's hope it doesn't take very long...STAGEHAND!
Jachin: Uhh... *points at two skeletons standing at what was once the corner of the stage*
Terra: *looks at the skeletons* ...What.
The Author: Restore!
Several Moments Later
James: Well, let's never speak of that again...anyway, let's continue. Teddie, make a bunch of brownies for the girls.
Teddie: Okay! *goes backstage*
10 Minutes Later
Biggs & Wedge: BROWNIES FOR EVERYONE!
James: *eating brownies* Hey, this is actually pretty good...alright, on with the dares. Yosuke- Wait, where's Yosuke?
Yosuke: *walks onstage with a slap mark on his face* Here...
Jachin: Wait a minute, what happened to your face?
Yosuke: I was slapped by Ai-chan...
James: Wow, she must be quite fickle. Okay then, next!
Terra: Margaret, summon Legion and try to scare someone.
Margaret: Okay. *walks into a warp portal*
Several Moments Later
*frightened screams are heard from the portal, Margaret walks out*
Margaret: So...what do you think?
Jachin: Err, good job? Anyway...Elizabeth, fuse five random-
Elizabeth: Done! *shows a freaky, almost comically mutated persona comprised from different body parts*
James: *stares at the mutated persona* What the hell...
Terra: *backs off noticeably from Elizabeth* Okay...let's continue...Fuuka, dress up as a teacher and try to teach Junpei something... *whispers to self* aka manners...
Fuuka: Uh, okay? *walks backstage*
5 minutes later
Fuuka: *in full teachers outfit* Um, how do i look?
Junpei: Oooh, Fuuka? *stares at Fuuka*
Fuuka: W-W-Wha-Oh! *blushes*
James: I think we all can see where this is going very nicely...
Jachin: *facepalm* Dude, what a pervert! Fine then, on with the dares...Junpei, take off your cap for the rest of the chapter.
Junpei: What! No way! I sure as hell not gonna take off my cap! E-VER!
Yukari: *in a blatantly sarcastic, mocking tone* BALD! BALD! BALD!
James: Just take off your hat! I mean it can't possibly be THAT bald-*removes Junpei's cap to reveal the shining baldness inside* WHOAMYGOD!
Everyone: BALD! BALD! BALD!
Terra: MY EYES! *eyes cartoonishly melts and she falls to the ground*
*boom*
*camera reveals what's left of the studio*
{MISSING REEL- WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE}
James: *with goggles on* If it weren't for the author and this goggles our eyes would be left a silly white puddle on the ground...
Terra: *with goggles on* Yeah...wait, "white puddle" just sounds sooo wrong... Okay then, next!
Jachin: *with goggles on* Chie..."hair enhancement". *waves hand*
Chie: Wait what- *hair magically grows to waist length* MY HAIR! RUINED!
Minato: Congrats, welcome to the club.
*kick*
Minato: *flying away* MYYYY TEEESSSSTIIIIICCLLEESSSS... *crash*
James: *stares* ...well, damn! Okay, let's move on. Yukiko, throw a dead cockroach using your own hands into an incinerator.
Yukiko: *disgusted* EW! I HATE BUGS! ESPECIALLY COCKROACHES! GROSS! *runs backstage*
Several Moments Later
Yukiko: EW! EW! EW!
Terra: ...you do realize you could wash your hands at a sink? Anyhow...Souji, eat a lot of Naoto's pudding.
Souji: Fine...?
20 Minutes Later
Souji: *comically bloated from the pudding* BUUUUUUUUUURP.
Terra: Ew! How rude!
Jachin: Yes, yes, we get- *BURP* Okay, a little bit- *BURP* This is starting to get on my nerves- *BURP* Stop it- *BURP* I said stop- *BURP* *BURP* *BURP* GODDAMMIT SOUJI I FUCKING SAID STOP IT! *picks up a baseball bat and lunges at Souji*
Souji: *still bloated* BuUuuRr-AAAAAAHHHHHH! *gets hit by Jachin's baseball bat*
James: HOME RUN! *audible audience groan* ...Can't resist saying that...okay then, let's move on. Minato-
Minato: Done. *holds up a very soaked, very wet Koromaru*
Terra: What the...what did you do to him?
Minato: I gave him a bath with a hose at full blast. Kinda like a Hydro Pump. *drops a whimpering Koro on the floor* Eh, he's not my problem now. *shrugs and leaves*
James: You...are you secretly a dog-hating psycho or what? Fine...let's just forget what happened.
Jachin: Yeeeessss...let's continue. Minako, get your Pichu to like you...*sees Minako getting frantically chased & Thundershocked by a happy Pichu* Welll, so who's the boss right here, huh? Hehe.
James: Yup, she's getting juuuust fine, now all we need is some Yakety Sax. How unfortunate i don't have it...well, on with the dares, i guess.
Terra: Kanji, make a biscuit out of sewing materials, if that is even possible...*sigh*
Kanji: On it!
10 Minutes Later
Kanji: Aaaannnddd I'm done- *gets bitten by a now-dry Koromaru in the ass (literally!), who apparently smells a biscuit in his pocket* AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH! OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD GET THIS WILD DOG OFF MY ASS! YAAAAAHHHHH!
Terra: Just how crazy can this place be?
James: Answer: In a few minutes, a whole more than you can ever possibly imagine.
Jachin: That really doesn't sound good...well, let's continue. Chidori, here's a collar, put it on Junpei.
Chidori: Okay.
*several moments later*
Junpei: *on all fours, licking himself, wagging his butt as if it was a tail, and in general acting like REAL MAN- er, DOG* Woof! Woof!
Terra: *jawdrop*
Jachin: Well, I guess you're right on the money about the crazy...
James: Indeed, now we need a chain...maybe a Red Chain? Anyway...Naoto, here's a blindfold and a custom air gun. The targets are over there in the corner. Good luck.
*5 Seconds Later*
Terra: She's wasted an entire clip that fast? Heh, well I'm sure she's mi- PERFECT BULLSEYE?
Naoto: I told you so. Hmph. *leaves*
Terra: ...What.
James: Yep, let's continue, Ryoji, drink 2 gallons of milk.
*2 huge bottles of milk with "Moo Moo Milk" appear out of nowhere*
Ryoji: *gulp*
*Several Minutes Later*
Ryoji: *BUURRRPPP*
James: I can see where this is going nicely...
Terra: *sighs*
Ryoji: *BBUURRPP* AAAAAHHHHHH! *sent flying far away by Jachin*
Jachin: *holding a baseball bat* Ha.
Terra: Woah. Anyway, Akihiko, watch the entire Police Academy Show without laughing.
Akihiko: Challenge Accepted.
*2 Minutes Later*
Akihiko: *on the floor, laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Terra: You Fail. Well then, are we done-oh, one more dare left? Aigis, drink 2 gallons of soda.
Aigis: A Mission. 3...2...1...GO!
*Several Moments Later*
James: *surrounded by bubbles* OHGODTHEBUBBLESTHEY'RE-
*boom*
*camera reveals what's left of the studio*
{MISSING REEL- WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE}
Author's Notes: I AM VERY SORRY. Making you readers wait 3 months for such a bad chapter..Ii apologize about Rein Walker and Foretoldlegends' dares being the only one featured/the chapter being very short, doing the entire reviews' quota would take me a lot longer to finish this chapter. Again, I AM SORRY. Well, I hope you enjoyed it... *sigh*