"Welcome, hello, salutations, come one come all to see the amazing semifinals of Total Drama Revenge of the Island," Chris announced. "We've been left with three remaining contestants: Lindsay who wants to win to prove herself, Bridgette who is tired to being eliminated, and Trent who…just wants to win. Today's challenge will push their limits and decide which two are worthy of dueling for the million dollars."
The camera then zoomed out to reveal that Chris was not on the beach but a large cruise ship.
"All the former campers will be arriving to play a role in the finale, but we've decided to take this chance to speak with them," Chris explained. "Here's one, DJ!"
Chris walked over to the large teen who was standing nearby.
"DJ, what do you have to say about this season?" Chris asked.
"I can't believe I was eliminated so early," DJ said. "And obviously that was a mistake, did you see how many betrayals and schemes and miscommunications were going on? If I was there I'd be able to practice my fair play policy."
"Yes, we all need more fair play," Chris said unenthusiastically. "Ah, there's Gwen."
He moved away from DJ and toward Gwen who was looking out at the sea.
"Gwen, how does it feel to have one of your boyfriends still in the show?" Chris asked.
"Trent is not my boyfriend," Gwen replied. "And I don't have any boyfriends right now. Still I'm glad that Trent is still in the contest, he's a great guy and he deserves to win."
"She's obviously still under Trent's spell," Chris remarked to the camera. "And here's another one of Gwen's boyfriends, Duncan."
The punk was trying to relax in a sun chair but Courtney was making it difficult.
"You said that Lindsay was too pretty to be a princess, what is that supposed to mean?" Courtney yelled. "You don't think I'm pretty? You think that Lindsay is so much more attractive? If you're more interested in Lindsay why don't you just say it? I knew this relationship wouldn't last long."
"It was completely strategic, you're the only princess for me," Duncan said.
"Of course," Courtney sniffed. "But who needs a princess when you've got your empress?"
"You'd have done the same thing in my spot," Duncan argued.
"Nah, I don't think she would," Izzy exclaimed as she leapt down to them. "Lindsay isn't really Courtney's type."
"Okay, let's move on," Chris said. "I bet you can just guess who's in the dining hall."
Owen was busy gouging on several different platters of food. Katie and Sadie watched with admiration.
"Wow Owen, I, like, never realized how cutealicious you were," Katie laughed.
"Yeah, and you're like so super talented," Sadie added. "I've never met anyone who could, like, eat so much at once."
"Back off, I saw him first," Katie said.
"Girls, girls, there's plenty of Owen to go around," the large teen said. "Group hug!"
"Aw look at that, it's nice to see Owen moving on after Izzy," Chris said. "And Katie and Sadie's friendship is safe…for another day."
The host walked through another door and entered a hallway. He turned down the first door.
"Here we have the nurse's office, and let's say hello to our favorite patient, Ezekiel!" Chris announced.
The home schooled boy sat on a large seat as his nurse made numerous notes on him.
"Ezekiel, how did you feel about your transformation?" Chris asked.
"Well, it's still pretty hazy, eh," he said. "But this is pretty awesome."
As he spoke he shot a green fireball in the air.
"Time for your medication," said the nurse sternly as she injected him with a needle; the fire immediately evaporated.
"Aw man," he sighed.
"Moving on," Chris continued as he walked down the hall. "Here we have our gym."
Eva was lifting weights in the corner while Beth and Tyler were trying to place basketball. Beth was somewhat better than the clumsy jock.
"How do you two feel about the finalists?" Chris asked.
"I sure hope Lindsay will learn that she doesn't need to be so mean," Tyler said. "I'll always respect and love her no matter what she's like."
"Don't worry," Beth assured. "I have total faith in Lindsay making the right choice."
"And Eva, what are your feelings on being voted off?" Chris asked.
The buff girl just growled at him. Chris immediately backed off.
"Down here we have the library," Chris said as he entered the next room. "Let's see who's visiting there right now."
Noah sat in a cushy chair with a book in his hand while Justin paced around him.
"Come on, what's your secret?" Justin pleaded with him. "Somehow you've managed to get way more fangirls than me. What am I doing wrong?"
"I don't do anything," Noah scoffed. "I wanted to be voted off on the first day."
Justin assumed a pensive position as he considered what Noah had said.
"Well, good luck with that, Justin," Chris called as he left.
He then began to open another door as he said, "I wonder what two lovebirds have nested in this closet."
The door opened to reveal Heather and Alejandro both making out passionately.
"Aw, I knew that they couldn't fight their true feelings," Chris exclaimed.
"What…no!" Heather shouted as she realized they were being watched. "This…this…strategic!"
"Whatever you say, Heather," Chris laughed as he closed the door. "Now let's take a trip to the deck at the back of the ship."
Geoff was having fun swinging on the railing as he looked out at the sea; while Harold was trying to impress Leshawna.
"Once you see my new skills, you'll be all over me," Harold declared.
"Don't bet on it," Leshawna sighed.
"So are you two back together yet?" Chris asked.
"Yes," Harold answered.
"No," Leshawna said.
"It's complicated," they both decided.
"And Geoff," Chris said as he approached the boy, "how do you feel about your girlfriend being in the final three?"
"You can do it, Bridgette!" he cheered. "I haven't felt so happy since the season started; I know she can win the prize."
"Well, I think that's just about everyone," Chris said. "Oh, wait, there's Cody hiding behind that chair. Codemeister what are you doing hiding back there?"
"Shhh!" Cody urged. "If Sierra finds me—"
"Did someone say 'Cody'?" Sierra exclaimed as she rushed into a hug with him. "I knew I'd eventually be reunited with my Cody-kins!"
"Gee, thanks Chris," Cody scoffed.
"Anything to help," Chris said with a smile. "So that's the losers; but now let's go back to our three possible winners as they prepare for today's mega challenge."
Lindsay walked through the woods alone. It was still early morning and she had woken up before Bridgette. She was deep in thought as she took slow steps. She kept her eyes on the ground as she walked. She sighed as she placed her head in hands.
"What should I do?" she asked herself.
Bridgette meanwhile had woken up and was going about her daily yoga. She had a look of steel in her eyes as she completed each stretch.
"You can do this, Bridgette," she whispered to herself. "Two more challenges left; you can handle whatever Chris throws at you."
Trent just sat alone in his room. He was the only remaining boy left which meant that he had spent a lot of days and nights alone and in silence. Of course it had been the same for the last couple of weeks as well, but that was different. Now he couldn't even feel the presence of others; he felt completely alone and isolated.
The three arrived for breakfast each with determined expressions.
"Good luck, Bridgette," Trent said. "And you too Lindsay."
Lindsay remained silent, but then replied, "Thank you…you too."
Chris broke the silence, as he usual as he entered and announced, "Are you all ready for the biggest challenge yet?"
He received three slow nods.
"This week we're going to take everything we did over the last couple of months, and do it all over again," Chris announced. "Of course to save time we'll be compressing the challenges, but why don't you all step outside so I can give you the full explanation?"
The three campers followed him.
"Alright, so each challenge will be between two of you; one will be randomly selected to sit out," Chris explained. "If you complete the challenge first you will award the point. After we go through the twenty challenges, the one with the least amount of points will be eliminated."
The three once again nodded.
"Okay, let's get started," Chris said. "The first challenge will be the find anything that can be considered food. Whoever brings me something acceptable will get the point. And the two competing for this point will be…Lindsay and Trent!"
Trent and Lindsay looked at each other then took off.
"Go Trent, you can beat her!" Bridgette called.
Lindsay sighed as she heard this. Both of them searched through the island for food, but no fruits, berries, or anything presented itself. Eventually Lindsay remembered something. She returned to the beehive where everything had gone wrong. The bees swarmed angrily.
"Alright listen you pesky bees," Lindsay said. "I am not in a good mood, I have been having a terrible summer and it's all your fault! So just back off."
The bees obeyed and allowed Lindsay to steal a honey comb. She quickly returned and presented into to Chris.
"We have our first winner," Chris announced. "Lindsay gets one point. Next challenge is trapping. If you can catch your opponent with this throwy ball and rope things, you win. And the challengers will be…Bridgette and Trent."
He handed both of them a rope with dual balls. Bridgette and Trent stared at each other and raised their weapons. They both waited for the right time and kept their distance from each other. Eventually Trent made a toss with his; Bridgette dodged. His trap hit the ground helplessly. He eyed Bridgette as she raised her own, then looked back at his rope. He dived for it, but Bridgette was faster. She tossed her weapon and soon Trent had the rope wrapped around him.
"Point goes to Bridgette," Chris said. "Now for the night on Boney Island challenge. Instead of searching for each other you're going to search for Chef who is hidden somewhat in the area. And the two who will be competing are…Lindsay and Bridgette."
"You are going down," Bridgette declared at she looked at Lindsay.
The other girl didn't say anything but only looked down. Then the two began to search the area.
"Let's see, if I were Chef where would I hide?" Bridgette muttered to herself as she wandered through the woods.
"Where did I see Chef last?" Lindsay asked herself. "In his kitchen."
She walked back into the cabin and found Chef busy preparing food.
"Found him!" Lindsay called.
"Chef, talk about a lame hiding spot," Chris complained.
"Hiding spot?" Chef asked as he looked up.
"Oh, right…I guess I never got around to mentioning that," Chris sighed. "But point goes to Lindsay who now has two, Bridgette has one, and Trent remains at zero."
Once they had arrived back outside Chris said, "Oh, Lindsay, Trent, would either of you care for some gum?"
"Sure," said Lindsay as she grabbed the packet that Chris handed her.
As soon as she put it in her mouth she felt it pop; she cried, "Ow, that hurt!"
"Trent wins the prank challenge," Chris said. "One point for him. And now we'll move onto the race challenge, it will be between…Lindsay and Bridgette. For this challenge you just need to run to the beach and back."
"Ha, you don't stand a chance this time," Bridgette declared.
The two girls took off and Bridgette was true to her word. She pulled ahead while Lindsay fell behind. Lindsay had only gone halfway when Bridgette passed her on her way back. Lindsay didn't even bother to continue and just turned around.
"Two points for Bridgette, Lindsay still has two, and Trent has one," Chris tallied. "And now the arts and crafts challenge. Whichever one of you creates the piece of art that best represents me will win the point. The two this time are…Trent and Bridgette."
Bridgette began to collect pieces of nature while Trent brought out his guitar. Bridgette began putting together a sculpture using branches, leaves, and stones. Trent just scribbled down on paper.
"Okay, what have you got?" Chris asked.
"This is a sculpture of your head," Bridgette explained.
"Meh, it's been done," Chris sighed. "And my hair is not green, my eyes are not grey, and my skin is not brown. Trent, what do you have?"
"I wrote a song," he explained as he took out his guitar and began to sing, "There once was a wonderful host, everybody loved him the most, he had the most perfect hair, it was clear that he took care, he ran an awesome show, his name was Chris, don't you know."
"Ah, perfect," Chris exclaimed. "Trent gets a point, leaving everyone with two points. Now for the paintball challenge, the first contestant to hit someone with these paintball guns wins. And the contestants are…Trent and Lindsay."
He handed to each a paintball gun. Both began to fire at each other.
"Ack, please don't ruin my clothes," Lindsay cried.
"We don't owe you any favors," Bridgette called at Lindsay.
Still Trent tried his best to aim lower. He managed to his her shoe.
"Trent gets the point, pulling him ahead," Chris announced.
Lindsay shot a small grateful smile to Trent.
"Now the hero challenge," Chris continued. "Time to give your bodies a break and work on your minds with some hero trivia. The question will be for…Bridgette and Lindsay."
The two girls stepped forward.
"The question: You see a civilian hanging off of a thirty storey high building," Chris said, "what do you do?"
"Save him, obviously," Bridgette said.
"Wrong," Chris said. "You leave that for the superheroes, a civilian like you would probably just make things worse. Point to Lindsay."
Bridgette kicked the dirt in annoyance and shot an angry look at Lindsay. Lindsay backed away from her.
"Now the doubles challenge," Chris said. "You will have to do whatever Chef does; and he's actually going to participate this time!"
Chef came out and glanced irritated at Chris.
"The two competing will be…Trent and Bridgette," Chris announced.
"Alright, maggots, I don't like to play games," Chef said as he grabbed a large boulder and left it up. "Whoever can do that wins."
Bridgette approached the rock and tried to lift. However after much struggling it wouldn't budge. Trent tried and also had to use all of his strength. He did manage to lift it slightly off the ground before dropping it.
"That's as good as it's going to get, "Chris said. "Trent now has four points, Lindsay three, and Bridgette two. Next up is the boating challenge; the contests will have to ride their boats down a dirt hill. Those two competing will be…once again Trent and Bridgette."
Chris guided them to where a canoe and inflatable raft waited at the top of a small hill. Trent hopped into the raft while Bridgette took the canoe. Both used paddles to propel themselves, but the slippery bottom of the inflatable raft proved to be much quicker down the slope. Bridgette pumped her paddle rapidly as she tried to catch up. Before Trent could reach the bottom though, his raft snagged a rock and it began to deflate. This allowed Bridgette to pull ahead.
"Yes!" she cheered.
"Three points for Bridgette," Chris said. "Now it's onto the snow challenge. Whoever can eat the most ice-cream without getting a brain freeze wins. The two competing are…Lindsay and Trent."
Chris brought out two large buckets of ice-cream and set it in front of them. Both began to devour the food; but while Trent was taking massive scoops, Lindsay was taking dainty bites. When Trent was halfway through he cried out in pain.
"Ack, my head," he moaned.
"Looks like Trent is out, but Lindsay still has a bit to catch up before she passes you," Chris said.
After much more slow eating Lindsay eventually passed Trent's amount. It was then that she also cried out.
"Ouch, that's cold," she exclaimed.
"Figures," Bridgette scoffed. "Her brain always was slow."
"Let's take a quick break," Chris said. "If you have to use the Confession Cam, now would be a good time."
Lindsay slung away from her opponents while Trent approached Bridgette.
"Hey, why are you being so mean to Lindsay?" he asked Bridgette. "It's so not like you."
"Sorry, but I've just wanted this to be my season so bad," Bridgette explained, "and she's just making it difficult. How can you defend her after you've seen how devious she's been…or at least tried to be?"
"I think that Beth had the right idea," Trent explained. "We just need to be nice to Lindsay and help her realize that we're still her friends.
Meanwhile Lindsay had entered the Confession Cam.
Lindsay's Confessional
I think it's clear that I've been going about this the wrong way. I've made enemies with Bridgette, the nicest friendliest girl on the show. I wouldn't be surprised if Tyler didn't want me back. But I'm going to try my hardest still, I just think it would be best if I didn't speak to the other two anymore.
"And we're back," Chris announced. "Right now we've got four points for Trent and Lindsay, and three for Bridgette. Our next challenge is the airborne challenge. We've set up a trampoline just over there, whoever can jump higher on it wins. The competitors are…Lindsay and Bridgette."
The girls hopped onto the large trampoline. Lindsay was sure to avoid Bridgette's gaze. Both of them started bouncing; Bridgette was much more graceful though. She performed various gymnastic flips and movements.
"I think that Bridgette wins this challenge," Chris said. "Once again tying the three of you. Next up is the tomb raiders challenge. The competitors will be Lindsay and Trent. And Lindsay automatically wins because she has the best Angelina Jolie body."
"That's not fair," Bridgette complained.
"Hey that was the challenge," Chris said.
"It's fine, Bridgette," Trent said.
"And now we go onto the Keepers and Seekers challenge," Chris said. "One of you will have a ball and one of you will try to get it; you'll have five minutes. The competitors are…Trent and Bridgette."
Chris tossed a ball to Bridgette. She immediately took off with it and Trent followed behind her. However Bridgette was showing any sign of slowing down and Trent constantly remained a distance behind her. Eventually she led him in a circle and returned to Chris.
"And that's five minutes," Chris exclaimed. "Bridgette wins. Next up is the random tasks challenge. We will be taking one of the many tasks that you did to one another; someone needs to pump some sap out of this tree and at their opponent. And the rivals this time will be…Lindsay and Bridgette."
The two ran for the pump; Bridgette arrived first and began pumping it. Lindsay immediately ducked and avoided being sprayed. Bridgette continued to pump it out, but Lindsay got out of its line of fire. Bridgette sighed and moved away from the pump. Lindsay charged at it and begun pumping it madly. However, she accidentally snapped the pump off and ended up spraying herself with the sap.
"And that makes six points for Bridgette," Chris continued. "Now onto the mutant Ezekiel not-really-a-challenge. Whoever does the best impression of Ezekiel wins. And the contestants are…Lindsay and Trent."
Trent went first as he uncertainly said, "Um…I'm Ezekiel, eh, and I, eh, think that women, eh, aren't very good, eh."
"That was terrible," Chris scoffed. "Lindsay, you're turn."
"Okay," she cheered. "I can't stand how I'm always in juvie, but then I like how girls are always staring at my body. I love food more than anything but it sometimes gives me gas. I have the biggest crush on Gwen and I can't resist my archenemy, Heather. I love nature and partying; I also have mad skills."
"Uh…I don't know who that was, but it wasn't Zeke," Chris said. "Trent wins with his pathetic performance. Trent now has five points, so does Lindsay, Bridgette has taken the lead with six points. And now the animal challenge; for this challenge you need to get past Sasquatchanakwa and reach the flag. The two competing are…Bridgette and Lindsay."
The large apelike creature stared menacingly at them as she stepped between them and a flag. Both girls swallowed and slowly moved towards him. Bridgette ran to the left and Lindsay took to the right. Sasquatchanakwa looked between the two of them, then decided to chase after Bridgette. The girl screamed as he blocked her path. Lindsay could see the flag in her reach, but she could also see Bridgette panicking. She made her decision.
"Bad monster!" she cried as she tossed a rock at the creature.
To her surprise this actually seemed to knock it unconscious.
"Lindsay…" Bridgette gasped. "I thought that you'd leave me."
"Nope, that was the new Lindsay," Lindsay said. "But the old Lindsay is back and here to stay."
"Well, I supposed that's good news," Bridgette said. "I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and let you take the flag. Old Lindsay deserves it."
Lindsay smiled and hugged Bridgette then grabbed the flag.
"Bridgette and Lindsay are now tied for first with six points each," Chris commentated. "While Trent is only behind by one point. Next is the water challenge, all you have to do is not get wet. It will be between...Lindsay and Trent."
The two glanced at each other, then shrugged. They continued to wait, but nothing happened. Suddenly Lindsay was blasted with water as Chef fired a hose.
"And Trent wins," Chris said. "Now everyone has six points and we're getting close to the end. And now the Pac-Man challenge, I've scattered several yellow balls around the vicinity. Whoever collects them first wins. This'll be between…Bridgette and Lindsay."
Lindsay raised her hand.
"Yes, Lindsay?" Chris sighed.
"Do you mean these balls?" she asked as she pointed to a pile behind her.
"Where did you get those?" Chris asked.
"I saw them during the break," Lindsay explained. "I thought that they were endangered lizard eggs."
"Well then Lindsay wins this challenge," Chris sighed.
"I hope this isn't cheating," she said more to Bridgette than Chris.
"Maybe," Bridgette said with a smile, "but it was in a very old Lindsay style."
"And now our final challenge," Chris said. "The treasure challenge. Lindsay has already secured herself a spot in the finals with seven points, but Bridgette and Trent could both join her after this challenge. There is a chest up the mountain; whoever brings it to me first wins and will be going on to the finals."
Trent nodded at Bridgette who returned the gesture. Then the two of them sprinted towards the mountain. They both maintained a consistent speed and neither ever passed the other for long. They both reached the mountain and took a few seconds to catch their breaths. Trent started climbing first and took the lead. However Bridgette pursued after him and began to gain on him. Soon Bridgette had passed Trent and pulled herself ahead. Trent sped up his ascent as he kept Bridgette only a few steps ahead of him. Bridgette reached the summit and spotted the chest. However Trent followed her swiftly and both of them dived for the chest. They both wrapped their grasps around it and refused to let go. They pulled and tugged, but neither would let go of the chest.
"It doesn't look like we're going to resolve this anytime soon," Bridgette sighed.
Both waited in silence for a bit, then Trent said, "You know, I think you deserve it more."
"What?" Bridgette gasped.
"You've been through a lot and you obviously really want to win for once," Trent said. "I didn't even expect to get this far, and I didn't really do anything special. You have proven yourself to be a true champion and I would feel terrible if you didn't get into finals."
"Oh, Trent, that is so nice," Bridgette said, "but are you sure you want to give up the chance for a million dollars?"
"I don't really need the money," Trent explained. "And I know you would do something good with it. Build a shelter for animals or save a rainforest. Something beneficial."
"Well, I have been working on my 'Save the Whales' campaign," Bridgette said. "Alright, Trent, if you're okay with this."
"I am," Trent said.
The two returned to Chris with Bridgette carrying the chest.
"And Bridgette wins," Chris exclaimed. "That means that she and Lindsay will be going head to head for the million dollars."
"I look forward to competing with you," Bridgette said with a smile to Lindsay. "I think I might have been a little unfair in judging you, but if you promise to stay with your usual sweet self I think you'll make a great rival."
Lindsay grinned widely and gave Bridgette another hug. Then she hugged Trent.
"Bye, Trent," she said to him.
"Hey, you got my name right," Trent exclaimed as he smiled at Lindsay.
"Now, Trent, if you could with me I'll guide you to the other losers you'll be joining," Chris said.
Soon Trent was on the cruise ship that had just arrived at the island. He was happily reuniting with Gwen, Leshawna, Cody and all his other friends.
"And that leaves us with our two finalists," Chris said. "Now that Lindsay has gone soft again does she really stand a chance against the determined Bridgette? What role will the other former contestants play in the last challenge? And what…is that?"
Up in the sky he saw something explode. A figure shot into the water like a rocket. The woman surfaced. Half her hair was burned, her red dress was full of rips, and her eyes were completely crazed.
"Well, well, if it isn't the original loser, Mildred," Chris exclaimed.
"I'm going to kill you, McClean," she screeched as she climbed up the boat.
"It's so nice to see you back too," Chris said. "Security!"
Two large guards grabbed Blaineley and dragged her away.
"This isn't over, McClean," she screamed. "You'll pay! I'll get you!"
"Anyways," Chris said as he returned to the camera, "join us next week for our finale of Total Drama Revenge of the Island."