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Kyuubi Capers - Chapter 3

Sasuke was manipulative. It was a fact of life. The sky was blue. The grass was green. Oh, you spoke to Uchiha Sasuke today? He was probably manipulating you.

Naruto wasn't willing to do anything to save himself. That was fine. Sasuke knew beyond the slightest of doubts, however, that Naruto would do anything to save him. It had been irritating in the past, but now, he was going to use it to his advantage.

To be honest, he kind of liked the attention. Naruto was much less creepy than Orochimaru, that was for sure.

He tumbled down off of the ledge that Naruto had chosen for them. Kyuubi's insides were so dark, he was sure Naruto would have lost sight of him immediately. All he had to do was run a few yards away and hide. Then, Naruto would have to use clones to find him.

"Sasuke! I swear to God! Sasuke!" Delighting in the sound of Naruto's frantic shouts, Sasuke found a low branch, crouched, and waited. He hadn't recovered enough chakra to be comfortable using the Sharingan, but he could move again, and the creatures who lived here weren't very fast. For the moment, he was confident in his own safety.

Unfortunately, he was forced to think long-term.

Naruto's deteriorating mental state had him worried. He was powerfully affected by being in this place- a sure sign of Kyuubi's influence. Sasuke himself was quite sure that his own memories were fine. So- his chakra was being ground down, and Naruto's mind was slipping away.

At this rate, neither of them had much longer to find an exit.

"Don't be stupid! You can't survive in here by yourself," Naruto yelled. "What if those monsters find you?"

I can defend myself from a few stupid slugs, Sasuke thought. Naruto kept talking, almost as if he'd heard what Sasuke was thinking.

"You couldn't even defend yourself against a fox in a cage in someone else's mind. You're a mess." At that, Sasuke scowled. Naruto, of all people, had no grounds to say he was messed up. And even though Sasuke remained perfectly silent, Naruto just kept on going. Even though, if the sound of his voice was any indication, he was moving farther away.

I'm not a mess. I'm focused. That probably looks messy to someone as backwards as you.

"If you die here, who's going to kill Itachi?" Sasuke did not like hearing Itachi's name in Naruto's voice.

I won't die here. Besides, weren't you the one saying there's no way out?

"Sakura-chan will be really sad!"

Like I care.

"I'll be really sad." The last words slipped out of Naruto's mouth as easily as a breath. Sasuke wasn't sure he was supposed to hear them. They sounded like another symptom of Naruto's sudden loss of inner monologue.

But hear them he did.

He already knew that Naruto missed him. At least, he could infer that, from the way his former friend was always following him around and screaming at him to come home. He'd never really thought about it, though.

But it's not like it mattered.

He was going to kill Naruto to obtain the Mangekyou- that was a given. He'd come close twice now. The first time he'd decided he was too good to follow Itachi's orders. The second time, that freak Sai had gotten in the way.

Or had he?

Sasuke had covered the ground from the cliff to Naruto's side in an instant. If he'd wanted to run Naruto through with a sword, he could have. Even allowing for a few moments of taunting Naruto at before end, he was more than capable of gutting the boy before anyone would have been able to intervene. Sasuke was extremely confident in his speed.

This time, however, he'd been too slow. Naruto was still alive.

He wanted Naruto dead, but Naruto was still alive.

It was a whim- he really didn't want to take Itachi's advice-

"Hey, Sasuke!"

The voice came from above him.

Sasuke had been overconfident. He'd allowed himself to be distracted by his own thoughts. If he'd been paying attention, he would've moved when he sensed Naruto getting close. As it was, his pesky shadow was perched upside down on the branch above him, his chakra control perfect, staring down with a big, stupid smile on his face.

"You found me," Sasuke said.

"I will always find you." If Naruto realized how that sounded, he didn't show it.

"You didn't even have to use clones."

"I can sense where you are." Sasuke absorbed this information. He was the only other living thing in this cavern, so of course it would be easy to sense him. He just hadn't thought Naruto would know how to, or more likely, would even think to try to locate him using his chakra. Either way, he'd wasted precious time.

"So instead of just coming straight here, you decided to wander around and shout at me in the dark?"

"It took me a while to figure it out."

"Of course it did." Naruto- well, Naruto wasn't that smart. He never had been. Sasuke was forced to admit, grudgingly, that he did have a few other things going for him, including some excellent instincts. Given that everyone in the world was after him, yet he was still alive, Naruto had to be very good at surviving his battles. Sasuke pieced together what he'd learned from growing up with him.

Naruto's attack style was relentless. There was little to no strategy involved. Whenever he got cornered, he simply drew up more of his near-endless supply of power, and pounded away until he destroyed everything in his path. Sasuke had survived their fight only because of a combination of the Curse Seal and Naruto's stupid, boyish pride.

Of course it hadn't occurred to him that he could knock Sasuke out and then scratch his forehead.

"Don't do that again," Naruto said. He hopped down from his perch, towards the branch where Sasuke was sitting. Unfortunately, Sasuke's own defensive instincts were so wired from living with Orochimaru, that at the sight of a person leaping towards him, his Sharingan activated automatically. This caused two problems.

First, the sudden use of chakra gave Sasuke a splitting headache.

Second, he saw what happened next in excruciating detail.

Naruto did a neat flip and went to land on his feet. He hadn't counted on not finding sure footing. When his feet hit the squishy branch, he stumbled and slid. Directly toward Sasuke. He really should have just jumped out of the way, but he was so exhausted, and there were no ledges nearby to leap to. Instead, he just put his arms out to stop Naruto's fall.

He did manage to catch Naruto's wrists.

The rest of Naruto's torso was still coming towards him.

Naruto's face was coming towards him.

Seriously. It was really close.

Naruto's lips were on his lips.

He knew what Naruto tasted like.

Time stopped.

Then it started again.

Naruto squealed and yanked himself away. The Sharingan mapped the surprise and dismay all over his face. Sasuke's head ached even more, and he quickly deactivated his jutsu and turned away, mostly to hide the un-hideable fact that he was blushing. He could also feel himself scowling.

"Why does this keep happening?" Naruto sputtered.

"You're the one who keeps falling on me," Sasuke pointed out, as calmly as he could. The Uchiha were a proud and modest people. Physical contact of any kind made him feel funny all over. He was certainly nothing like Naruto, who spent all his free time sneaking around porn stores, or Kakashi, with his damned smut novels.

"Oh, like you don't like it!" Naruto screamed. His face was bright red.

"What?"

"Don't act like I'm- like I'm gross or something!" Sasuke may or may not have been gaping at him.

"What are you even-"

"Other people would be happy to kiss me!"

"Um." Sasuke was extremely far out of his comfort zone. He wanted to go back to having Naruto try to claw his eyes out. He had no idea how to respond to Naruto's concerns that Sasuke didn't want to, uh, kiss him. Unless-

"Naruto," he said. "You've never been kissed."

"Like you have!" Naruto shouted immediately, giving away his secret. A small smirk tugged at Sasuke's lips. Naruto was obviously upset about this. Ok, so, he'd never actually, you know, done anything, either. But that didn't mean he couldn't rub it in that girls liked him better. That had always been one of Naruto's sore spots.

"Hn," he said simply, adding his best confident smirk.

"Oh, whatever," Naruto spat. He affected an extremely uncharitable rendition of Sasuke's voice. "Ooo, I'm Sasuke-kun! I'm sooo handsome and girls like me sooo much! That doesn't change the fact that I'm a raging douchebag." Sasuke ignored most of it and went straight to the meaty bits.

"You think I'm handsome?" Naruto's blush deepened.

"Sh-shut up!"

"You're the one who keeps trying to kiss me. Too bad you can't even do that right."

"I said shut up!" Sasuke knew immediately that he'd gone too far. Naruto's eyes were on fire. He reached out and grabbed a fistful of Sasuke's hair. Sasuke thought for an instant that Naruto was just going to yank on it, like the other kids always did when he was little, but instead-

Naruto tugged him forward, and kissed him.

Again. Intentionally. For real.

It was rough and clumsy. Naruto wasn't very graceful. But what he lacked in experience, he made up in… enthusiasm. Sasuke froze, surprised by the intensity with which Naruto was eating at his face.

"Idiot!" he spat. "What are you doing?" He tried to push Naruto away, but the other boy was too strong. His breath was hot, far hotter than an ordinary human's, a sure sign of Kyuubi's influence. Naruto refused to relent.

"You bastard," he whispered. "You stupid, stupid bastard. Why don't you get it?" And then he was kissing Sasuke again. Something hot and wet pressed against Sasuke's face. Naruto was crying. Or maybe those were Sasuke's tears- there was no way of knowing, really-

And there was no way of knowing why Sasuke kissed him back.

Things were awkward at first. Naruto was unable to hide his surprise. The rhythm was off. Just like always, they were fighting each other. Sasuke fought down the urge to use Sharingan to determine exactly what Naruto was doing. But as soon as they were able to match up their movements, a fire was ignited between them. Sasuke, delicate little Sasuke, who had pretended his whole life to have no sexual desires at all, was suddenly wondering how he'd ever lived without this. His entire body was screaming with want. Naruto's fist was still clumped in his hair.

He wanted Naruto all over, him and his delicious red chakra.

As the making out continued, he slowly became aware that he was hardening up down below. So was Naruto- he could feel it through his what suddenly seemed like woefully thin pants. A quick rush of embarrassment and shame shot through him- really, with another dude?

But he didn't want to stop.

Their kisses were becoming frantic. Naruto's tongue darted in and out of his mouth. For someone who'd never been kissed before, he was extremely confident. Finally, he broke the kiss and pushed Sasuke back against the trunk of the branch they were sitting on. Sasuke's back sunk into the soft, gooey structure.

Staring directly into Sasuke's eyes with an expression that dared him to say no, Naruto crept up to Sasuke, climbed on top of him, and rubbed their hips together.

Both of them jerked back and gasped out loud.

Slowly, almost experimentally, Naruto rubbed himself against Sasuke again. Sasuke closed his throat to stifle a moan. He had no idea what his face looked like, but he did know that Naruto was staring at him like he was the most amazing thing he'd ever seen.

"Sasuke," he grunted. "Please- I can use sexy jutsu-"

"Don't you dare," Sasuke panted, before he could stop himself. His voice was gravely and very unlike what he was used to. "Stay like this." It was unsettling, but he'd come to a realization.

He needed to fuck Naruto.

It wasn't an option. He was like a man in a desert who'd just stumbled upon a lake.

Naruto was already undressing himself. He tore off his jacket and shirt and tossed them aside. His stomach was covered by a wide spiral mark. Sasuke had never seen it before, and it wasn't like he and Naruto hadn't bathed together when they were on the same genin team.

"What is that?" He indicated the spiral with a jerk of his chin.

"Kyuubi's seal," Naruto said quietly. Sasuke vaguely remembered Orochimaru doing something to Naruto's stomach in the past. That must have been why. He reached out and touched it, tracing his way around the large pattern. Naruto shivered.

Sasuke's loose clothes were much easier to remove. His shirt was already off- he wasn't sure where it had gone, actually- and as soon as the rope belting his pants on was removed, the rest of his clothes slipped away. Naruto tore at his underwear like a man possessed. When all of the fabric was gone, Sasuke's needy cock sprang free, resting against his thigh, swollen and purple and begging for attention.

He'd been naked in front of Naruto before. But not sex naked. He forced his expression to stay neutral, though he couldn't stop a hot blush from creeping over his nose and cheeks.

Stay cool, he thought. Make Naruto do everything.

Naruto was tugging his own clothes off and tossing them aside. He lookedalmost as aroused as Sasuke felt. Naruto crawled back towards him and straddled his hips.

They brushed against each other.

Sasuke swore.

Naruto wrapped his rough tan hand around both of them and began to rub. Sasuke's head tilted back and, despite his best efforts, he let out a tiny cry. He was paralyzed by Naruto's touches. He couldn't move even if he wanted to. Naruto leaned forward and pressed his hot lips against Sasuke's neck, and his hand moved painfully slowly, up and down, and it wasn't enough.

Sasuke wanted more.

"It's not enough," he said. Naruto nodded a quick agreement. Without saying a word, he used one hand to scoop up some of the slime dripping off the branch they were sitting on. Sasuke watched curiously. When Naruto reached down and started smearing the goop all over his most delicate bits, though, he grew concerned.

"What are you doing?" he snapped. He didn't stop Naruto from doing it, though, because it felt really fucking good.

He was weak.

"Can't do it without lube," Naruto gasped. He took his slippery hand and reached it behind his back. Sasuke watched, enthralled, as Naruto shoved two fingers inside himself, and moaned lightly.

He wondered if Naruto had done this before. He didn't realize he'd asked the question out loud.

"Uh, no," Naruto stammered. His hand was still up his ass. "I mean, n-not with another guy. Just, you know, um- by myself." He squeaked out the last part, like he was terribly embarrassed. Sasuke considered this information.

He was watching Naruto touch himself the same way he did when no one was around.

Warm-up time was over.

He grabbed Naruto's hips and tugged him close, knocking him off balance. He wasn't sure what to do after that, so he was happy when Naruto took the initiative.

"Don't move," Naruto said sternly. He wrapped his hand around Sasuke's cock. Sasuke tingled all over. He could feel his tip pressing eagerly against the tiny hole that Naruto's fingers had been darting in and out of moments before. Naruto's legs were spread, his back was arched, his hips were pushed upwards towards Sasuke, and Sasuke was being treated to his very own personal porno.

It was way better than the store-bought kind.

Naruto began to lower himself onto Sasuke's dick. Sasuke bit his lip. Naruto tilted his head back and let out a breathy moan. Naruto's body was hot, and tight- Sasuke felt like it would go on forever. Too soon, he was buried as far as he could go, with Naruto's round ass brushing against his sensitive balls.

"Mmm," Naruto said, finally, his voice hoarse. "You're really big." Sasuke couldn't fight down a smirk at that one, despite the fact that he was losing control of his body. His heart was racing. Sweat was dripping off of his body. The muscles in his legs were trembling.

Naruto pressed his hands against Sasuke's shoulders, and he slowly began to lift himself back up. If it were possible, pulling out of Naruto felt even better than going in. As the pressure was released, blood rushed back into Sasuke's groin, making him light-headed. And once he was outside of Naruto, he was desperate to shove himself back in.

"Ok, I think I've got it now," said Naruto with a smile, the same dorky smile he got whenever Sasuke acknowledged him at all. It almost- almost!- made Sasuke want to smile back.

He didn't get a chance, though, because Naruto forced himself back down. Hard. Much faster than last time.

Sasuke couldn't stop himself from crying out.

"Aha!" Naruto grinned. "You do like it."

"This better than doing it by yourself?" Sasuke shot back. Naruto leered at him.

"Much, much better."

"Then hurry it up." It was an order, a challenge, and a request.

Naruto didn't need to be told twice.

He leaned forward into Sasuke's body, his head resting on Sasuke's shoulder, his hot, breathy moans forceful against Sasuke's skin. His fingers slipped behind Sasuke's shoulders into a loose cross-hug. Sasuke was unsure what to do with his own hands, so he put them on Naruto's thighs. He seemed to like that, so Sasuke left them there.

They started up again in an aggressive rhythm.

Naruto cried out with every thrust. Each time he moved, he seemed to try to press himself closer to Sasuke. Sasuke was unbearably hot, though whether it was from Kyuubi, or Naruto, or his own damned arousal, he couldn't be sure. His fingernails dug into Naruto's skin. Naruto returned the gesture. Sasuke was sure that the claws were drawing blood across his back- he didn't even care- his body was on fire-

"Ah- Naruto-" he gasped. Naruto pushed harder. He could feel Naruto's cock rubbing against his stomach. A hot, tight sensation was starting to pool there. In the back of his mind, he knew what that meant, but it felt so intense- almost like it hurt.

His body was screaming to be let go.

"Naruto," he moaned again, not even caring how he sounded anymore. This was Naruto, after all. Warm, safe Naruto, the one who fought with him constantly, but always came back. The one who loved him unconditionally.

Wait-

"Sasuke!" Naruto screamed his name, then bit down on his shoulder to stop himself from crying out. The sudden, sharp pain pushed Sasuke over the edge.

He came so hard his Sharingan activated.

His eyes wide with surprise, inconherent rambling moans tumbling out of his mouth, Sasuke was forced to memorize everything- the way Naruto's hips bucked when he came, the way his shoulders jerked back when he breathed. Sasuke's own body shook as he emptied himself into Naruto. He felt like he was going to pump himself into his friend until there was nothing left. But then, the tide slowed, and Sasuke leaned back against the mushy branch, gasping for breath.

Naruto hadn't reached his end yet. Once Sasuke was done, he arched his back and pushed himself away. Sasuke's Sharingan watched, in infinitesimal detail, as Naruto pushed himself away, his back arched, his legs spread. He saw the way Naruto's Adam's apple bobbed as he moaned, the droplets of sweat sliding down his chest, the turmoil of chakra surrounding Kyuubi's seal. He saw Naruto reach down, grasp his own length, and give it one furious pump. He saw every single rope of jizz that came shooting out, all over his own stomach, then dripping down towards his legs, satisfied that its mission had been completed.

Naruto moaned softly and slumped forward against Sasuke. Their breathing slowly returned to normal. Sasuke made no effort to clean himself up, or remove himself from Naruto's body. He could feel Naruto's lips move against his skin.

"I'm tired," he mumbled.

"Hn," he said. Sasuke was not tired. In fact, he felt great- better than he had since falling into this hell hole. He found himself not wanting to disturb Naruto, though, so he closed his eyes.

For an instant, he felt content.

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