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TwiCat: I knew someone would remind me of that little detail. I was going to have Sierra throw something at Zeke to end his rap, but I was feeling sympathetic towards him when I wrote that part. Therefore, getting hit by something was changed to being interrupted and given advice by LeShawna.

Everyone else: Thanks for the positive reviews. Hope my fic continues to entertain, and I'll try my best to keep getting these chapters out.

Episode 6 - Aftermath the 1st

First sight of the episode is a blue background, with the words "Total Drama World Tour Aftermath" flashing on the screen.

(flashback to Harold's elimination)

"It was I who brought dishonor to our team!Only one thing can restore the balance!" Taking his toy lightsabor from his belt, he pretends to stab himself to commit suicide. Groaning and moaning in fake death, Harold walks all the way to the door and stops. "LeShawna, I think I will miss you, most of all."

(flashback to DJ's elimination)

"Hey, could y'all tell me when I get close to the -" DJ's screams were the last thing they heard from him, as he'd unknowingly walked right out the plane. The remaining members of Team Victory and Chris looked out the door as he fell. "Maybe he really is cursed." Chris replied.

(Cue the theme song)

The audience cheers as we're treated to the first sight of the Aftermath studio since the endof season 2. A pair of couches are seen on both sidesofthestage, with a single couch in the center, behind a low table. The unfortunate people who weren't able to participate in season 3 were sitting together on the right side of the stage. The girls were sitting in the front, while the guys and Eva were sitting in the back. The center couch was occupied by Geoff, the party man, and the professional co host, Blaineley.

Geoff started off the show. "Who's ready for some totally dramatic Aftermath?"

Once the audiences cheers died down, the two hosts introduced themselves. "I'm Geoff." "And I'm Blaineley Stacy Andrews O'Halloran. I'm sure you recognize me from such entertaining programs as Celebrity Manhunt."

Geoff quickly reminded Blaineley what the show was about. "But today, we're here to talk about Total Drama World Tour!"

Blaineley had some promising stuff for the audience. "We've got the juiciest dirt, and the dirtiest juice. Everything you've ever wanted to hear dished about season 3!"

Geoff had even more to offer. "Plus, special guests, and wicked surprises! But first, let's introduce my friends..."

"You mean the other sad bystanders who can't even play this season?" Blaineley coldly remarked.

"Easy..." Geoff tried to keep things calm. "Please welcome the Total Drama Peanut Gallery, who'll actually join us in the fun this season! Gossip girls Katie, Sadie, and Beth! Music men Justin and Trent! And our field expert, Eva!" All of them smiled and waved for the cheers they were receiving, except Eva, who simply nodded to the audience.

Blaineley was eager to start some drama. "So, how does everybody feel about the fact that it's Geoff's fault you're all out of the game?"

Geoff was quick to defend himself. "Hey! I tried to organize us into a rescue party for the bus of doom!"

"And now your rescue party has to sit and watch everyone else play for a million." Blaineley shot back.

"I threw a great consolation party, with a piñata."

The peanut gallery finally got their say on the topic, starting with Trent. "Yeah, that was my guitar. I kept telling you."

Justin was the first to actually answer the question. "Being on that show is way too tough on the bod."

"I don't need a million dollars, got it!" Eva declared.

Blaineley was shocked "But what about the free trip around the world?"

Beth took this question. "With Chris and Chef torturing us? No thank you."

Blaineley was determined to find something they were disappointed about. "But what about watching all your old friends hang out without you?"

Katie and Sadie answered together. "We have each other." "And that's all that matters." The audience was touched by the statement, and a little sympathetic when Katie grabbed Trent and forced him into the girl's hug.

Blaineley was impressed by their answers, and decided to move on to Geoff. "Guess they are just being honest, but what about you? Any regrets?"

Geoff's opinion didn't stray from the others. "Pfft. You kidding? I'd way rather host this aftermath than suffer through more drama."

"Care to prove it with a game of "Truth or Hammer"?" The games title screen of Lady Justice being smashed by a hammer was met with great applause.

Geoff wasn't fazed. "Sure, uh. Why not? Couldn't be happier." The hammer came crashing down, barely giving Geoff the time to dodge. "Whoa! Hey!"

Blaineley knew exactly what would agitate Geoff the most. "Nice moves, Geoff. Almost nicer than the moves Alejandro made on Bridgette."

Geoff was clearly getting angered by his co host, his voice hardly convincing anyone. Happy, happy, happy! Happy, hap-" He barely managed to dodge, not a hammer, but an anvil, a safe, and then a piano almost falling on him. Seeing his success, Geoff was eager to move on. "Look at the time! Game over! Ha, ha. We better get on to our first segment, huh? We'll be spending time with everyone who's left the show since the season began."

Blaineley wasn't pleased at changing the subject, but gave in. "I'll let you off the hook now, but we'll be getting back to that subject later."

Geoff eagerly introduced their first guest. "He's our reigning king of nerds, knows his way around a lightsabor, and once had a severe allergic reaction to gummy-slugs, please welcome, Harold!"

Harold came walking on the stage, waving to the cheering audience. He took a seat on the empty on the left side of the stage.

Geoff felt sorry for Harold. "Sorry ya got booted so early dude, and first eliminated too, harsh."

Harold didn't feel as down as some contestants would have. "Correction Geoff, I booted myself. And in response to getting eliminated first, let's just say I know how Ezekiel feels now."

"Nice to see Zeke has someone to connect with now." Geoff joked.

Blaineley saw a moment to reopen old wounds. "Weren't you first eliminated in season 2?

Geoff was fazed for a moment, but quickly recovered. "I was eliminated with someone, who shall remain unnamed for the time being, there's a difference. Anyway, first things first, we've got a video to play, showcasing Harold's highlighted points on the show, and even a few never before seen moments!" Cheers erupted from the audience.

Harold was just as excited as the crowd. "Wicked! Can't wait to see all my mad skills at once."

Geoff motions towards the large, flat screen monitor hanging above the stage, and the video starts to play.

The first clip seen is Harold skillfully dodging every single one of Owen's throws, followed by Harold making the winning catch of the game. In the background, Courtney can be heard saying, "You either have to throw him out, or catch the ball. Can you do it?" This is followed by Harold saying, "Definitely!", just as he makes the winning catch. [1]

The next clip is of Harold's rap that won the talent show, followed by his kiss with LeShawna.

Blaineley starts to commentate on the video. "Harold played things hard in Total Drama Island, winning his team both the dodgeball game, and the talent show! If Duncan hadn't started terrorizing you at every turn, who knows when you would've lost?"

A few clips of Duncan's pranks are shown, specifically making Harold wet himself during the awake-a-thon, putting hot sauce in his undies, and giving him kitchen grease to drink. This is followed by a short clip of Harold swapping votes to eliminate Courtney, and him hiding at Playa des Losers.

Harold didn't enjoy these clips. "Those bring back some bad memories. But I think Duncan and I are pretty much cool now. I think he's finally starting to respect me."

This last comment is followed by a clip of Duncan tripping Harold on his way to the elimination room.

The clips swap to season 2, with Harold saving both teams lives from drowning in a submarine. This is followed by him beating up everyone on the opposing team with his num-yo. Next is him in his Captain Alberta costume, running through the obstacle course. Harold confronting Owen on being a mole is followed by him punching Duncan.

Geoff commentated for these clips. "In season 2, Harold fought harder, struggled longer, and talked more then any of us wanted to hear. He fought his way to the final five, and managed to be the only one to figure out Owen's role as a mole without outside help. He even managed to punch out Duncan! Ha ha, hilarious! Unfortunately, that wasn't enough to help him get to the finale."

The season 3 clips simply consist of Harold barking orders in the commercial challenge, followed by him falling through the air, narrowly catching the parachute that was thrown to him.

Geoff wasn't very interested in these clips. "Japan was a pretty tough time it seems. Now let's get to those never before seen clips!"

First clip, Harold talking to Justin, who is urinating on a tree. "When your bladder is full, it's roughly the size of a softball." Justin punches Harold.

Next clip, Harold talking to Heather. "The world's longest cricket match lasted 14 days. That's a lot of googlies." Heather knees him in the stomach.

Next clip, Harold is talking to Noah "In Alaska, it's illegal to talk to someone when they moose hunt." A moose rams Harold into tree.

Final clip, Harold is in a cabin with others. "111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321, which is a numerical palindrome! How cool is that?" A few contestants, Chef Hatchet, and a bear are all ready to beat Harold up, while LeShawna is rolling her eyes at his words.

With the camera back on the stage, Blaineley's ready to cause some drama, while Geoff is recovering from a laughing fit caused by the last few clips. "Yikes! Even LeShawna? Oh, Harold..."

Harold thought nothing of LeShawna's actions. "Pfft. She rolls her eyes all the time! Maybe she has an eye tick."

Blaineley wasn't convinced. "One that only happens when you talk? Right. Or maybe she's just not that into you. She certainly seemed into Alejandro in Japan, or in the Yukon."

Harold was angered by this assumption. "Now listen here! If LeShawna is anything, it's loyal. She would never betray me for some, well educated, buffed up, Justin knock off."

Justin was pleased. "Thank you, Harold."

Blaineley was skeptical about Harold's statement. "We'll see about that. Hey, look at the time. It's time for Harold to sing!"

Justin was surprised. "You're gonna do that to him now?"

Blaineley seemed thrilled. "A reunion of your band, The Drama Brothers, right here on the aftermath? Great idea, Justin!" Justin was dumbfounded. "Wha?"

Geoff thought this was a bit too much. "I know you're a huge fan, but this might be over the top."

Harold interfered with the objections. "Guys, it's cool. I could use some backup for this, but what about Cody? He's part of this band.

"Already covered." Blaineley happily replied, pointing to an off screen Sasquatchanakwa.

"I'd like to send this one out to LeShawna." With Harold ready to start singing, and some calm, love song starts playing.

Baby

Harold: You might think I know it all
And maybe I'm headin' for a fall
I'm just that brainiac guy
Left alone to sit and cry.
Honey...
I have some questions for you first
Girl...
Take some time to school me
Quench my thirst... for knowledge
Cause, gosh!
I just gotta know...
How'd you get so hot?

The music suddenly changes from a slow love song, to a fast, pop song. The change in beat makes Katie, Sadie, and Beth shriek in joy and start dancing, along with many other people in the audience.

Trent and Justin: Baby!

Harold: You're so smokin' hot!

Trent and Justin: Baby!

Harold: My physics know-how ain't got a hope
Of explaining why your butt's so dope

Trent and Justin: (Baby, Baby)
Harold: You bend my space time continuum

Trent and Justin: (Baby, Baby)
Harold: Then you shake what your mama gave you-em!

Trent and Justin: (Baby, Baby)
Harold: I don't even hardly know my name.

Trent and Justin: (Baby, Baby)

Harold: Cause when you walk in the room, nobody lookin' the same!

Trent: Baby!

Justin: Baby!

Harold: Baby!

Harold starts beatboxing with the music, causing Katie, Sadie, and Beth to start fighting each other over the band. This fight starts to worry Geoff. "Uh, you think we might need to get some security out here?" Blaineley on the other hand, is loving the music. "Marry me, Justin!" She even feints on the spot.

Harold: Alright!
I demand a scientific investigation
To whether you're even from the human nation
I swear you're changing my molecular structure
With all your sexy ions
You make my heart rupture!

Harold moonwalks across the stage, tripping in front of his bandmates, and the song ends.

With the song ended, but the girls still screaming, Geoff continues to worry. "Can I regain control of this seriously messed up situation? Stay tuned, and see if we'll even be back, with more Total Drama, the aftermath!"

Back from imaginary commercials, Blaineley was nursing a head injury with an ice pack. "Hi, everyone. And welcome back to the Total Drama Aftermath."

"As in, "the Aftermath of Blaineley losing her mind over a boy band"!" Geoff joked.

Blaineley was quick to defend herself. "I was demonstrating enthusiasm. It's part of my job. As we've just prove, Total Drama is the most dramatic show in the history of drama!"

Geoff continued to pick on Blaineley. "And Blaineley just proved she's not as cool as she think she is."

Blaineley brushed off the insults. "In entertainment news: The Drama Brothers just caused a minor riot here!"

Geoff was unusually uncaring about the situation. "They were last seen on foot, running for their lives. Oh well, I'm sure they'll be fine. We have more segments to get through, right Blaineley?"

Blaineley had an evil look in her eyes. "Oh, we certainly do Geoff, and I know the perfect thing to do next. We've got a brand new segment, I like to call -"

Geoff panicked, knowing what Blaineley wanted to do next. "Total Drama, Public Survey, hosted by Eva! Eva everybody!" Eva was forced onto the left side of the stage, with a large moniter hanging behind her.

Blaineley was infuriated. "No, that's not what I wanted! Ugh, fine. Eva, tell us what you're doing."

Eva was very unwilling to continue. "First off, I wouldn't be doing this if our contracts didn't state we have to participate in the aftermaths this season, so I was basically forced into doing this."

Geoff interrupted her to better explain things. "Hey, I offered to make you a gossip girl too, but you refused." An angry look quickly shut him up. "Carry on."

Eva sighed, then continued. "Anyway, it's my job to go out before every aftermath and see what all you stupid fans think is going to happen, who you all like, that stuff. Then some tech nerds put some of the data into graphs, and I show it to you people on this monitor."

Blaineley became hopeful that the public opinion could stir up some drama. "Interesting. So tell us Eva, what's the popularity of the teams?"

Pressing a button on the monitor, a bar graph pops up on the screen. There's three bars, a pink one much taller then the other two, a yellow one, and a blue one. "The Amazon's are way in the lead for popularity. People must like goths, punks, stalkers, geeks, and evil girls or something. Team Victory is the least popular. People are pretty disappointed in their loses so far. And Team Chris is really really really really hot has a pretty split fan base."

Geoff wasn't surprised by the outcome. "Sounds pretty right, team Amazon does have a lot of fan favorites after all."

Blaineley was eager for more. "Now tell us Eva, who's likely to be our next elimination for each team?"

Eva hit another button, and images of Heather and Ezekiel appeared on the screen. "For Team Amazon and Victory it's obvious, at least according to these people. Every single one of the Amazons hates Heather. It would take a miracle for her not to go first. And for Team Victory, Ezekiel's a goner. Only guy on a team of three girls, all of which are usually pretty close? He's got very little chance to survive."

Geoff was pretty interested in this information. "Homeschool and the Ice Queen? That'd be pretty dramatic either way, but what about Team Chris is really really really really hot?"

Eva hit one last button, and images of all five members of the team appeared. "Nobody could decide! Any one of them could go it seems. Noah could act lazy and go. Tyler could screw up at anything and go. Izzy could...be Izzy and go. Owen could gas things up and go. Alejandro could get his secrets revealed by Bridgette, and he'd go! Therefore, this team has a tie on who'll be eliminated first. There, that's everything I needed to say, I'm done." Eva walked off stage, leaving cheers from the audience.

Blaineley especially enjoyed the knowledge learned, already planning what to say during the next interviews. "You heard it here first people! Team Amazon's the team to beat, while Heather and Ezekiel better start praying to stay, and Team Chris is really really really really hot is full of wild cards! Can't wait to see if the public ends up being right or not."

Geoff was quick to declare the next few segments of the show, before Blaineley could object. "Now before we move on to our next guest, it's time for my favorite Total Drama Aftermath segment: That's gonna leave a mark!"

"You're running out of segments to hide behind." Blaineley slyly informed her co host.

Geoff shot back. "And you're running out of time, roll it!" The giant screen flashed to tape, and the segments signature music started.

In the sewers of New York City, Alejandro is driving his team's boat. He narrowly manages to dodge a low hanging pipe, just to smack face first into a 2nd pipe.

After landing in Egypt, Lindsay walks out the emergency door, falling face first into the sand. She is followed by LeShawna, who falls on top of Lindsay.

DJ walking into the confession cam, is ambushed by an angry panda. The panda knocks DJ over, and continuously stamps his face with the voting stamp.

In the Yukon, Tyler starts slipping on an ice flow. He continues to slip multiple times as the screen pans off.

Outside the airplane in Canada, Chris smacks Owen over the head with a frying pan. Then a piece of the plane falls off, crushing both of them.

Geoff was having another laughing fit, to the annoyance of Blaineley. But the laughs ended as Geoff quickly remembered something. "I've got one more clip to add. This particular clip is so awesome, it blows away all the other clips by a mile!"

Blaineley suddenly got a wicked idea. "What a coincidence, I've got a clip to add too! You can air yours first, and then mine will go next."

Geoff was stoked. "Sweet, can't wait. Watch it up folks!"

The clips shows Ruby the camel in Egypt. Chef sneaks up behindthe camel, and prepares to attack her with a ladle. Just before he strikes, Izzy calls him out, "Hey! My friend is not a falafel!" Izzy yelled a battle cry as she flew at Chef with a flying kick. But Chef was prepared, and blocks her kick with a cooking pot. Izzy picks herself off the ground in a huff, and yells out her next move. "Egyptian Style!" Moving her body in a manor that resembled the only dance from Egypt most people were familiar with, Izzy walked over to Chef and started punching with all her might.

But Chef was fighting back, blocking every punch with his cooking pot, with the fight starting to annoy him. "Come on girl!" But before he could say anymore, Izzy stunned him with a kick to the face, followed by another, more powerful kick that knocked him straight off his feet, as well as out of his shoes. When Chef hit the ground, he foundhisheadlaying right below Ruby's behind. The camel then sat right on top of his head, with a disgusting splat. Seeing Chef's bare feet, Izzy started tickling Chef, "Coochie coochie coo~ Who's Ruby's best friend now?" Chef was horrified. "No! Please! I was just tryin' to give her some oats!"

Geoff loved the video. "Ok, that was awesome! Think I heard Chef's face crack when Ruby sat on it, priceless!"

Blaineley grew annoyed as Geoff replayed the scene multiple times. "Time for my clip now Geoff. Can we get someone to start the clip please?"

The camera panned back on the monitor, as the video was suddenly changed to the Yukon. We soon see Alejandro calling to Bridgette from an ice flow. Holding out his hand for her, he was trying to calm her into jumping. "You can do it, just jump, I'll catch you!"

Closing her eyes, Bridgette jumped. She fell right into Alejandro, knocking them both down. Hitting the ice, they found their lips in contact.

Blaineley paused the video with a smirk. "Now that's definitely gonna leave a mark! Wouldn't you agree Geoff?"

Geoff was noticeably stunned by the video that he extremely hated. "Huh? Oh, yeah, sure, marks, definitely gonna leave those. Say, don't we have another guest we need to interview?"

Blaineley was pleased with herself. "Oh, you're right Geoff! How could I forget? He's a skilled chef, and uses the word "Mama" way more then the average teen does, it's DJ!"

The applause once again erupted as DJ walked on stage, waving to the crowd.

The sight of his old friend managed to improve Geoff's diminishing mood. "Hey dude! How ya holding up after your elimination?"

DJ was feeling pretty happy. "Pretty good man. I haven't hurt any animals since I got home. My curse must be officially over!" Looking up at the paused image on the screen, DJ was struck with realization. "Oh, so that's why Bridgette told me to give you that message."

Geoff was surprised. "Bridgette gave you a message for me?"

Blaineley just sighed with frustration. "You'd already know, if you'd watched the entire Yukon episode instead of running off half-way through it."

Geoff wasn't listening to her, he was more focused on DJ. "What'd she say dude? She probably broke up with me or something else that'll continue to crush my mellow."

DJ kept smiling. "No way dude! She said she's sorry, I'm assuming about her little problem with Alejandro, and that you're the only guy for her." Geoff was struck with emotion as nearly everyone in the area awed at the sweetness. Blaineley was the only one who seemed unaffected, looking more bored.

Geoff suddenly felt an urgent issue. His attempts to hide his emotions didn't go very well, his voice practically cracking at the syllable. "Um, I just remembered something I have to do backstage. I'll be right back!" Geoff quickly ran off, leaving the stage one more person empty. Looking around, Blaineley realized the only people still there, were Katie, Sadie, Beth, and DJ.

Blaineley's mood suddenly improved. "Well, looks like I'll be doing this interview solo then. At least until Geoff gets back anyway."

"Sounds good Blaineley. What'cha got for me first?"

"First, I think we'll play your Total Drama of Fame video! Should bring back some good memories, before we start with the questions. So, without further ado, roll the clip!"

The clips start back in Total Drama Island. DJ taking the chicken hat instead of jumping off the clip, followed by him messing up his Talent Show dance. DJ pushing his team's canoes back to Wawanakwa Island. DJ prancing through the woods away from Owen in the Paintball game. Next few clips involve DJ running in fear from: A bear, Eva, Chef, a beaver, Duncan with his hook, Chef again, and finally, Heather in a facial mask and a towel.

Blaineley was quick to commentate. "Things started out slow for DJ. But soon enough, he found what he was good at, and helped his team to victory on multiple occasions. But unfortunately, he couldn't keep up the courage to stay in the game, and finally lost it during an attack by an escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook!"

DJ was quick to defend himself. "Anyone would've been afraid of that last one! It was just nasty looking!"

DJ's secret alliance with Chef appears on the screen, followed by DJ's dream sequence with his Mama, and then him eliminating himself. This is all followed by more clips of DJ running in fear from: The giant robot monster, Chef in his goalie mask, a bear, Chef in his alien costume, and Izzy.

"In season 2, you got some unexpected, and illegal help from Chef. If your conscious, in the form of Mama DJ, hadn't shown up, who knows how far that illegal alliance would've lasted? And your bravery didn't improve much that season at all."

"Hey, have you ever spent time around Izzy when she was feeling "playful"? That girl gets to be over ten types of nuts at teams."

Season 3 clips simply consist of scenes where DJ is freaking out in fear. These include DJ running from things: Scarabs inside the pyramid, scarabs outside the pyramid, an angry panda,two angry pandas, and an angry seal. DJ is also seen feinting to multiple things, such as: Crocodiles in the Nile, Chef playfully scaring him with his goalie mask and chainsaw, and Chris dressed as a Yeti in the Yukon. The video ends, and we return our attention to DJ and Blaineley.

Blaineley actually felt sorry for the big guy. "Ouch! Season 3 was rough on you. Curses, animal cruelty, and as we see here, lots of fear. Can you imagine if you'd stayed any longer?"

DJ was horrified by the idea. "I don't even want to think about how much worse things would've got if I'd stayed! How much damage I caused in just the first four challenges was bad enough!"

Blaineley agreed. "We definitely would've had more angry, animal cruelty letters if you'd stayed any longer."

Flashback to Chef dumping a sack of letters into a furnace, mumbling angrily to himself.

"So, DJ, what do you blame your early elimination on? Pressure from your team mates? Family troubles?" Blaineley was on the edge of her seat in anticipation.

DJ was quick to answer. "It was the curse! I couldn't stand the idea that I might hurt more animals! The guilt was eating me alive! This felt a hundred times worse then the time I made a secret alliance with Chef!"

Blaineley was more then a little disappointed. "Really, that's it? Superstitious much."

DJ was very serious. "You'd believe it too, if you'd gone through what I did!"

Rather then dwell on the topic, Blaineley changed it. "Let's change the topic a bit. Is there anyone you're going to really miss that's still in the competition, and I mean really miss?"

DJ answer was simple and innocent. "Well, of course I'm gonna miss practically all of them. They're my friends, so it's obvious I'll be missing them, but I'll keep my head held high and be cheering them on until the end." The audience awed at DJ's sweetness.

Blaineley however, was getting annoyed. "I'm guessing asking you who you want to win would be pretty pointless right now, wouldn't it?"

DJ's answer was exactly what Blaineley was starting to expect from him. "Pretty much. It's gonna be tough choosing which side to be on in the finale. I might just end up cheering for everyone."

Blaineley was disgusted. "Ugh, you really need a dark side or something. Your sweetness is giving me calories just listening."

"Mama raised me right, to always be a proper gentlemen and everyone's friend." The audience awed again.

Blaineley narrowed her eyes while she grinned. "Speaking of Mama DJ, how do you think she'll feel about you throwing away the prize money, again?"

DJ didn't look worried one bit. "Mama'll be fine with it, as soon as I explain to her why I needed to do it. At least, I hope she'll be fine with it. She can get pretty mad when she doesn't approve of something I do..."

Blaineley was getting annoyed with the boy. "Don't you think your mother will be angry? Wasn't that prize money going to go towards buying a new bus, house, and paying off all your financial problems from your cooking show fiasco?"

"Oh, that stuff's all no problem."

Blaineley was confused. "But how? Last we saw, your Mama's bus was more then broken after taking a plunge off a cliff!"

DJ grew a smile as he explained himself. "Mama had that bus insured to the max! When I saw the condition of that bus after we landed in that cliff, I knew we'd be fine as soon as Mama got home." The audiance cheered.

Shocked would be an understatement for how Blaineley felt right now. "So you literally have no problems right now? Nothing for me to make drama with?"

"None that I can think of. Nope, Mama and me will be perfectly fine once the season's done."

Blaineley sighed in defeat. "OK, I think this interview's finished folks! But don't worry your little heads. We still have one more, brand new segment that's sure to bring in the drama this show is known for! But you'll have to wait a little bit, until we get back from these commercial breaks!"

Back from break, Blaineley was busy talking with someone backstage on her ear piece. "What do you mean you can't find him? He said he'd be right back! I don't care what you have to do, but I want him back on stage, and soon!" Noticing the camera rolling, she quickly changed her focus. "Welcome back! We're having a little trouble finding Geoff right now, but he'll be back soon. In the mean time, it's time for me to introduce our final segment of the evening, hosted by Katie, Sadie, and Beth, it's Total Drama Love Talk!"

The audience erupted in more cheers as the camera focused on the three girls.

Katie was the first to speak. "Hi everybody! We are like, so excited to get our own part in the aftermath this season!" She was quickly agreed with by Sadie. "So, so, so excited!"

Beth was excited too. "Totally! Basically, we'll be giving you viewers at home the 411 on everyone's favorite relationships in Total Drama!"

Sadie had a little to add too. "If there's any hidden feelings any contestents are hiding, you bet we'll try our best to figure out exactly what they are!"

Blaineley was overjoyed. "Great girls! So tell us, what juicy info do you have?"

Beth took a piece of paper out and answered Blaineley. "Well, we had some people backstage make up a list of relationships for our segment." Taking a quick peak at the list, Beth saw some names she thought would be a good starter. "I bet once LeShawna hears Harold's song for her today, they'll get back together."

Sadie agreed. "That was so~ sweet. I'd love a guy forever if he made up something like that for me!"

Katie brought up another couple. "Owen and Izzy are still going strong. They've probably had the least amount of drama out of all the couples ever made."

Beth was delighted. "Those two are so perfect for each other, I can't ever imagining them breaking up."

Sadie agreed. "Oh, me too! Same with Lindsay and Tyler."

Beth felt a little down. "I feel bad for Tyler. If Lindsay was a little better with her memory, I'm sure they wouldn't be having any troubles right now."

Katie had a good point to add. "Well, it's not completely her fault. I mean, if I had a hot Latin hunk like Alejandro talking with me, I might forget even my own name!"

"Oh, Alejandro really is yummy isn't he?" Sadie added.

Katie was delighted. "I know, right? It would be so perfect if we could get Alejandro and Justin to go on a double date with us!"

"Maybe me and Brady could join you two and make it a triple date!" Beth added

Blaineley quickly interrupted the three girls as they started to squeal. "Um, ladies, as interesting as it is to hear you talk about your crushes, it's not! Get to the good stuff already! And where's Geoff?" A voice from her ear piece quickly drew her attention. "You still haven't found him? Ugh!" Infuriated, Blaineley takes out her ear piece and tosses it to DJ. "DJ, take my ear piece in case something big comes up. I'm going to go find Geoff myself."

After Blaineley is off stage, the camera focuses back on the girls as Sadie starts the next topic. "So...Duncan and Courtney, or Duncan and Gwen?"

Katie was confident in her answer. "Oh, totally Duncan and Gwen. They're like, made for each other! They get along like two peas in a pod."

Beth had to disagree. "Personally, I think Duncan and Courtney should stay together. Courtney's mean and all, but she doesn't deserve to be alone, and I can't imagine many other guys that can handle Courtney besides Duncan."

Sadie added a good point. "But Courtney's always trying to change Duncan. Sure, there are lots of things he should stop doing, but he'd better off with someone that'll let him be himself, like Gwen."

Beth added a good point as well. "I think Courtney and Gwen could be great friends, if Courtney would tone down the jealousy a bit. Duncan and Gwen are just friends, and she's not trying to steal him from you Courtney."

Katie suddenly thought of another topic. "Speaking of "friends," what do you think of Cody and Sierra?"

Sadie was overjoyed. "Oh, those two would look so cute together!

Beth had a different opinion. "I think the height difference would look kinda weird. I mean, Sierra's practically twice Cody's height, she's huge!"

Sadie scoffed. "Come on Beth, height means nothing when it comes to love!"

DJ suddenly interrupted them. "He guys! I hear something on the ear piece! They've found Geoff! They've got a video feed ready for us, check it out!"

The video screen shows Blaineley and Eva standing outside a closet door, somewhere off backstage. You can hear some muffled sobs coming from the other side of the door. "Bridgette! Why baby! I'm so confused!"

Blaineley suddenly starts pounding on the door. "Geoff! You've got an aftermath to finish hosting! Get out here right now!" The sobs suddenly stop, but no movement can be heard, so Blaineley sighs and turns to Eva. "Break the door down!"

Eva cracks her knuckles as she charges on the door. "Finally! Something fun to do today!" The sounds of a door being torn off its hinges can be heard, shortly followed by Geoff's screams. "No! I'm not going out there now! Finish it without me!" The video cuts to static as we return to the stage.

Blaineley quickly returns to the stage, followed by Geoff being dragged against his will by Eva. Eva tosses Geoff onto the center couch before taking a stance in front of the exit, no doubt prepared to prevent Geoff from escaping.

Beth was worried about their usually peppy host. "What's wrong with you Geoff?"

A quick glance at Eva told him he wouldn't be getting away, so Geoff sighed in defeat and explained himself. "I thought I was mad at Bridgette for falling for that Ale-jerkwad. But when DJ told me her message, I don't know, suddenly I felt more sad then mad, and now I don't know what to think anymore. She says she still loves me, but how can I really know?"

Katie was quick to try and cheer him up. "Come on Geoff, Bridgette would never betray you on purpose! She just had a really hot guy trying to make her fail!"

Sadie joined her best friend. "She's still in the competition, trying to win for both of you."

Eva scoffed at Geoff's weakness. "What happened to that tough guy that stood up for Bridgette when every other guy agreed to vote her off?"

DJ tried helping his good friend as well. "Remember how you went psycho on us in season 2? Bridgette was mighty mad at ya, but did she give up? No, she got you back to normal and your relationship was stronger then ever!"

Beth had one last piece of advice. "Come on Geoff, just give her another chance. You know she'd give you one."

Geoff thought it over for a minute, but soon made a decision. "You know what...You dudes and dudettes are right! Bridgette was always there for me, and I lose faith after one accidental kiss? What kind of boyfriend am I? Right now I need to be here, acting my normal self, and supporting her from the sidelines! You hear that Bridgey Bear! Your Schmoopy-boo forgives you baby!"

The audiences cheers and awes were suddenly drowned out be Balineley's fury. "She fell for another guy! She almost willingly made out with him! You shouldn't be forgiving her, you should be angry at her!"

Geoff wasn't moved. "Listen here Blaineley, Bridgette's my girl! We love each other too much to let something as small as this get between us!"

Blaineley's anger only rose. "I can't stand you people! This is Total Drama! Not forgive and forget! Fine! You want a skank for a girlfriend? Go ahead!" Everyone gasped at Blaineley's words.

None were as angry as Geoff though. Geoff immediately lunged for Blaineley, tackling her to the ground. "Don't you ever say that about my Bridgette!"

Hoards of insults and angry yelling erupted as the two attacked each other. DJ, Katie, Sadie, and Beth were all too afraid to attempt to separate them, and Eva was enjoying the fight too much to do anything about it. Soon, the camera focused on Eva as she was whispered something from someone off stage.

Annoyed, Eva spoke to the camera. "I don't know why you would, but they want me to tell you to, "Tune in next time." Got it! There's gonna be more crazy action, crazy drama, and hopefully more fights coming up on Total, Drama, World Tour!" The screen pans to black while Geoff and Blaineley continue to fight.

[1] - All these videos will have the same background music as the "That's gonna leave a mark," segment

Got it done, just in time for Christmas!

Sorry to all you DJ and Harold fans. I needed to keep Harold's elimination the same. DJ was chosen to be eliminated because, well, I didn't want to put the guy through the torture that the canon version did. Pretty much half the challenges of extra torture for him? No way. I eliminated DJ early, so his curse could be ended, and in the event that he were to return, that annoying running gag of his this season wouldn't continue.

Speaking of returning, here's some info on that for you:

I will be having at least 1 person return. My choice for returning has already been determined, and with that knowledge I will tell you that Jamaica is the break point. Nobody eliminated after that episode has a chance to return. That means that Harold and DJ both have a chance to return later. So cross your fingers Harold and DJ fans, one of them might just be a person that returns.