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Author's Note: I see a few people misunderstood what I said about returning contestants. I didn't mean that I'm letting you vote for the returning contestants. I've already decided how many people are returning, who's returning, and when they will return. But all I'm letting you people know, is that Harold or DJ may have been who I choose to return, you'll have to keep reading to find out. Hope this cleared things up.
Episode 7 - Slap Slap Revolution
"New York! The city that eats other cities for breakfast! Here our competitors went to great heights to discover New York's finest! From the bosom of Lady Liberty, to the Big Apple's rotten, stanky sewer core. In the end, Team Victory claimed their first Victory, and surprise rewards, which meant, nobody got booted off. We have fifteen competitors still in the running." Chris attempts to speak in a German accent. "Und ve shall see who vill vin the one million bucks soon, on Total, Drama, World Tour!"
(Cue theme music)
Once again, the plane is flying off to the shows next exciting destination. Economy class is currently occupied by the members of Team Chris is really really really really hot, and the Amazons.
The room was currently filled with more tension then ever before, as certain members of each team shot challenging looks at each other. The greatest amount of tension however, came from Heather and Alejandro.
"Try and keep your team awake this time, Alejandro." Heather sneered.
Alejandro was tempted to fightback with his own sneer, but decided it was safer to keep his kind, suave tone. "Thank you for the advice Heather. I'll keep that in mind while your team is fighting over dominence."
"Oh, please. That fight in Japan was a one-time thing. We all get along perfectly fine over here."
Noah wasn't convinced. "About as stable as the average piece of Uranium." This greatly interested Izzy. "hahaha, boom boom! Think there's any chance we might find some on our trip? The things Izzy could do with Uranium..." Izzy quickly got out a notepad and started writing something down.
Gwen was getting annoyed. "Please don't get Izzy excited. Her bouncing off the walls is the last thing we need here." Everyone silently agreed.
Owen attempted to finally lighten the mood and break the awkward silence. "So, five challenges with no eliminations yet! It's like our two teams are immune or something!"
Alejandro wasn't as positive. "Do I need to remind you that we lost the last challenge? If I don't, I'm sure our competition will." He proceeded to glare at Heather, who smiled, happy with herself.
Owen didn't lose any positivity. "But with you as our leader, nothing is impossible! Heck, I'm not even afraid of flying anymore! Check this out!" Removing his seat belt and straps, Owen stood and started to dance across the room. Nearly the entire room was either shocked or worried.
Suddenly, the plane starts to shake. Up in the cockpit, Chef was getting annoyed, while Chris is yelling. "Turbulence!"
Back in economy, people were screaming. Many of them were struggling to stay in their seats. Owen was bouncing around the floor. Tyler and Izzy smacked into wall. Sierra was clinging to Cody for dear life, something Cody wasn't enjoying.
Suddenly, a bunch of planks that were closing an opening in the wall, gave way. The contestants barely had enough time to grab onto something as the suction pulls them off their feet.
Owen, still on the floor, couldn't find anything to get a grip on. He panics as he gets sucked out the hole. He just barely manages to grab onto the side of the plane, but can't manage to pull himself back into the plane. "Help! Somebody! Pretty please! Al! Give me an Ale-hand, bro!"
Alejandro didn't like the wordplay.
(Confession Cam)
Alejandro - "Ugh, how dare he pervert the name of Alejandro Burromuerto!"
Duncan managed to grab one of Owen's arms. Working together with Cody and Sierra, they managed to pull Owen back into the plane. A large crate was then pushed over the hole by Gwen and Courtney, sealing the hole, and causing the room to return to normal.
With the hole sealed and the pressure back to normal, Tyler, Izzy, Noah, and Alejandro fell back to the ground. Owen curled up in a fetal position, still panicked by his experience.
Heather stood over Alejandro in triumph. "Good luck in the next challenge, looks like you'll need it." She sneered as Alejandro glared.
Up in first class, Team Victory was enjoying every minute of their victory. LeShawna and Bridgette are relaxing in the seats. Lindsay is enjoying a facial. Ezekiel is enjoying a meal, sitting at the room's bar.
LeShawna was feeling happier then she had since the game started. "It may have taken a little while, but we finally made it here y'all. Team Victory's definitely not gonna give this room up without a fight!"
Her teammates agreed. "Totally, eh." "This place rocks!" "Best, facial, ever!"
Lindsay was haunted by a memory. "There's only one thing that could make this trip any better. If only Tyler was here."
"You could go and see him you know Lindsay." Ezekiel suggested.
"Don't you remember Ethan? Christopher told us last season that he was never coming back, "ever!"
"But -"
"Just go along with it Ezekiel. It's a whole lot easier." LeShawna suggested. Ezekiel thought it was a good idea, and returned to his meal.
Bridgette felt sympathetic "I know how you feel, Lindsay. I miss Geoff a ton. It feels like it's been forever since I last saw him."
"I know, right? It's been so long since I saw Tyler, I'm lucky I remember what he looks like. His beautiful face, his bulging muscles, his wonderful fashion sense!" Lindsay struggled to remember more.
Bridgette chuckled at the description, then turned to LeShawna. "What about you LeShawna? Miss Harold at all?"
LeShawna felt the answer was obvious. "Oh course I do, that romantic fool. Wish I knew what possessed him into quitting the game though. DJ had the most votes, he didn't really cause our elimination, he didn't need to quit."
Bridgette had an idea on Harold's reason. "Probably had something to do with his code or something. Guys are always trying to do something to impress their love by doing stupid things." The girls shared a laugh.
(Confession Cam)
Ezekiel - Sighs, "I wish I had a girlfriend, eh."
The plane was now arriving at their next destination. Looking out the window, Noah saw mountains. "Whoa, aren't those the alps?"
Chris's voice suddenly came through the loudspeaker, sporting a German accent. "Achtung my viener schitzels!" [1] He quickly returned to his normal voice. "In preparation for landing, please unbuckle your seatbelts and head to the cargo hold." He shared an evil laugh with Chef, which unnerved most of the contestants.
In the cargo hold, all the contestants were standing together. Duncan quickly became impatient. "Now what?"
In answering the question, the floor of the cargo hold suddenly opened up from under the contestants. Everyone screamed as they fell towards the ground. Luckily for them all, they fell into a large pile of snow, coming out relatively unharmed.
Alejandro was brushing himself off when he heard a scream. Looking up, he saw LeShawna falling. Somehow, he had landed before the girl. Instead of moving out of the way, Alejandro choose to try and catch her. His choice quickly seemed unwise, as she landed right on top of him, crushing him into the snow.
LeShawna was very grateful towards him. "Thanks Alejandro."
Alejandro's voice was muffled, making it obvious he was in pain when he replied, "No problem."
Off in the snow, Duncan found Gwen, struggling to pull herself out from under a large pile of snow. Duncan chuckled a little. "Never thought someone with such a cold sense of humor could be beaten by snow."
Gwen didn't appreciate Duncan's joking. "Shut it Duncan. Help me out of here already."
Duncan grabbed her arms and pulled her out. "Yet another good deed for my record."
Gwen picked herself up off the ground and brushed off some snow. "You're such a saint." Looking behind Duncan, she suddenly became wide eyed. "Oh, my, god, what is Chris wearing?"
Duncan quickly turned to see the sight, but didn't see a sign of Chris. Suddenly a snowball hit him in the back of the head. Turning around, he saw Gwen, preparing to throw another piece of ammo. Duncan took the next shot to the chest before grinning evilly at Gwen. "Oh, that's how you wanna play, huh?"
Pulling a pile of snow into his arms, Duncan started chasing after Gwen, who took off running. They playfully taunted each other. "I'm gonna bury you alive again!" "You'll have to catch me first, punk!"
Suddenly, Courtney popped out of the same pile of snow that Gwen had previously been stuck under. Eyeing Duncan and Gwen, she quickly glared at Gwen.
Quickly noticing her, Duncan dropped the snow and ran over. "Oh, Courtney, didn't see you there. Let me help you out."
Courtney accepted his help and was soon out of the snow. "Why thank you Duncan, you're such a kind boyfriend. Yes, my boyfriend." The last few words were sent with daggers towards Gwen.
(Confession Cam)
Gwen - "I will forever wonder how someone as fun loving as Duncan can fall for a killjoy like Courtney."
Off in another spot, Lindsay was brushing off snow, when Tyler suddenly pulled himself out of the snow right next to her. Lindsay quickly greeted him with a smile. "Hi, Darrel!"
Tyler was angered that she still didn't remember him. "It's me! Tyler! Season one, you and I were together!"
Lindsay was confused. "You must have me confused with someone else. The only guy I was into on this show was Tyler, and he's never coming back." Tyler was left to stare at the camera in shock.
As the other contestants quickly pull themselves out of the snow, the camera focuses on Chris. The host was using a parachute and a silent industrial fan to fly through the air, above the contestants.
Also wearing a black helmet and sunglasses, Chris spoke in a whisper. "Guten tag und willkommen in Deutschland, AKA Germany." [1] The mountain suddenly starts rumbling from the noise. "We're in avalanche territory so, you might wanna keep it down."
Completely misunderstanding what Chris had just said, Lindsay shrieked in joy. "What? There's a sale at the Khaki Barn?" Tyler and Cody quickly covered her mouth, worried she might start an avalanche.
Once the mountain stopped shaking, Chris continued with the bad news, by ringing the song bell. "Welcome to today's musical challenge: Avoid the Song-alanche! To avoid a potentially fatal tumble down the mountain, and a suck-tacular climb back up, you better keep the singing nice and not loud." The mountain starts to shake as the familiar German beat starts to play.
Eine Kleine
Noah: Keep it down, so I can win the loot!
Owen: Try, I will. But I still got to fart! No toot!
Noah and Heather: Shhhh!
Heather: Toot on, but you're still out of luck. You suck the lemon chuck.
Gwen: Wait till you're voted out for being such a lout!
Courtney: I'll dance a jig when Chris shoves you both right out the plane!
Alejandro: When you don't hold back and lead the pack, truly there is nothing stopping you, you, you.
LeShawna: Swimming in your eyes, it's butterflies, and suddenly there's nothing I can't do. Sorry, Harold.
Lindsay: Wait, something's itching in my brain! Someone's back in the game! My former flame! And Tyler's your name! You're Tyler just the same! Oh, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler back you came.
Tyler: You remember me? She remembers me! YEEEEEEEEEEEESS!
The music stopped, as most of the contestants became terrified. Tyler's yell had set off an avalanche. The snow quickly flowed over everyone. Chris laughed hysterically as the contestants ended up in a pile at the bottom of the mountain. "Awesome! ha ha!"
(Confession Cam)
Heather- "Alejandro flirting with LeShawna? I would throw up, but he's not even worth the puke! Did you hear him back there? Even his singing is up to something. Ugh!"
Izzy - "That was the most fun Izzy's had since she visited that mummy high school! Oh, or playing on the statue of Liberty! Good times, good times."
With the avalanche calmed, the contestants started the long hike up the mountain. A few snowballs were thrown, most of them by Duncan, but overall, everyone just wanted to move on in the challenge. On the way, Lindsay ran up to Bridgette and LeShawna. "Great news, guys! Tyler is back!"
LeShawna humored the girl by acting surprised. "What? Girl, no way!"
"Yeah, can you believe it?" Lindsay ran off to tell more people.
LeShawna chuckled at the girl. "Like I said, it's easier to just go along with it." Bridgette chuckled a little too.
Owen was struggling to get up the mountain. But his motivation was renewed when a scent reached his nose. "What? I smell." Stopping a moment to sniff the air. "Food~" With new found energy, Owen ran to the top of the mountain. What he saw made him gasp in joy. "Food!" It was Chris standing next to a large pile of sausage meat and a large meat grinder. "It's beautiful!" Owen immediately ran over and started eating the raw meat.
Chris quickly stopped him. "Easy, Tiger." Once the other contestants were at the top, Chris started his explanation. "Don't think of this as raw meat. Think of it as raw building materials. Over fifteen hundred species of sausage call Germany "home", hence the theme of our most efficient challenge yet..."
Chef suddenly came out from behind the meat pile, yelling in a German accent. "SHUT UP UND STUFF IT!" Chef's sudden appearance caused a few of the contestants to flinch.
Chris was pleased. "Danke, Chef. Each team must make a giant German sausage by shoveling meat into the grinder, push it down, and grind the mixture out into an oversized sausage casing, all without losing a finger or toe.
"What about thumbs, are they cool?" Owen asked.
Heather was extremely disgusted. "I'm sorry. Sausages! This is the most disgusting challenge, yet!"
"Count yourselves lucky you're not making hot dogs. No beaks, hooves, or butts in this meat pile." Alejandro came close to barfing at Chris's description. "You'll have to shovel fast or risk getting stuck with an incomplete sausage, which will be a lot harder to ride down the hill."
The camera moves to show a nice, simple, easy hill with a rainbow in the background. Some of the contestants started to feel relieved, before Chris burst their bubble. "Uh, no, not that hill." The camera moves to show a dark, scary hill covered with logs, rocks, and unsafe territory. "That's the spot." Nearly all the contestants were shocked and terrified as lightning struck the hill. Izzy however, just looked excited.
"Can we expect a reward at the end of this "salmonella" challenge?" LeShawna asked.
Owen, for unknown gross reasons, just became more hungry. "Mmm... salmonella!"
Chris smiled his evil smile. "Oh, there will be prizes for those who make it down the hill alive, and there will be punishment for one sorry loser on the last-place team. Behold, der penalty hosen." Of to the side, Chef was holding up a pair of lederhosen. Chef then blew an alphorn, signaling the start of the challenge. "Go, Go, Go!" Each team took a grinder, and the challenge starts.
(Team Victory)
LeShawna took control immediately. "Bridgette, you shovel." Bridgette grabbed the shovel and put on her game face. "Lindsay, you stuff that meat like it's a fill-a-bag sale at the mall." A thumbs up, and she was in place. "I'll do the grinding, and Ezekiel, help whoever needs it." Saluting their leader, Ezekiel choose to help Bridgette with the shoveling. "Team Victory's got this one in the bag."
Bridgette stood up on the grinder while Ezekiel shoveled the meat up to her. LeShawna starts to grind, and the meat starts flowing into the casing. The sight of meat disgusts Lindsay. "Eww!"
(Team Amazon)
Heather had been elected to shove the meat into the grinder, something she didn't like one bit. "Forget it! Shoving meat into the grinder is dangerous! I'm valuable! Who kept us out of last place in New York?"
Courtney was shoveling the meat up to her, and was growing annoyed by her complaints. "Who cares? It was a reward challenge, it didn't end up helping at all."
Heather gave up her fight and started dumping the meat into the grinder. After a few shovel fulls, the meat started to pile up, and she was forced to push it down with her feet. Gwen watched as a minimal amount of meat came into the casing. Heather could feel the barf coming to her mouth as she smelled the raw meat.
Courtney kept on shoveling, and expected Heather to do the same. "Um, less yacking, more packing."
"At least make Sierra stop playing over there!" Heather complained.
Off near the edge of the mountain, Sierra was making meat sculptures. "And I call this one, Meat Cody!" She then started to hug and kiss the meat doll. Cody and Duncan momentarily stopped grinding the machine to stare blankly at the scene.
(Team Chris is really really really really hot)
Izzy was yodeling into the grinder, eager to climb all the way into it. Alejandro pulled her out before she could fall in, then turned to his team. "Tyler, we need your strength on the grinder." Tyler pulled back his sleeves and prepared to crank. "Owen, stuff that casing like your life depends on it!"
Owen saluted their leader. "Aye, Aye, captain!"
"Noah, you make sure Izzy doesn't get in the grinder again!" Alejandro tosses Izzy down to the boy.
Noah holds out his hands to catch her, but she lands right on top of him, causing him to fall on the ground with a sickly crack. "Ah! And there goes my pelvis."
(Team Amazon)
Progress was moving slow, and their sausage was still a small mess on the ground. Courtney was panicking. "This is a disaster! Thanks to Sierra, there's no meat left!"
Heather had an idea. "We could use Meat Cody."
Sierra was still hugging Meat Cody. Unfortunately, the team's remaining pile of meat suddenly went sliding down the hill. Sierra was stricken with grief. "Meat Cody! No!"
The loss of their supply ruined Heather's plan. "Uh, or not."
(Everyone)
The teams were all nearing the end of their meat supply now. Team Victory was the only team with nearly finished sausage. Ezekiel was excited. "That's it, eh! Nearly there!"
Team Amazon still had a tiny mess, while Team Chris is really really really really hot's sausage was off screen.
A few people had switched jobs on the teams. Tyler was now shoveling the meat, while Alejandro cranked the machine. Ezekiel was helping Lindsay stuff the remaining meat into their sausage. Gwen was helping Heather shovel their remaining meat. Courtney and Sierra were cranking the grinder together. Cody was holding up the back of their sausage while Duncan shoved as much meat as he could into it.
Izzy carried Noah back to the site. Where they had been and what they were doing, nobody knows. The way Cody was holding their sausage made Noah laugh. "Ha! Cody's got a tiny sausage!"
Cody immediately shot back at him. "At least my team has a sausage!"
Back with their team, Izzy, Noah, and Alejandro noticed something terribly wrong. Their sausage was gone. In its place was a bloated, huge Owen eating all their meat. Owen removed his mouth from the machine to express his joy. "Oh, so spicy!"
Chris was amazed at the boys action, and found it hilarious. "Dude, that was raw meat. Not good."
Alejandro was barely able to contain his anger as he voiced a solution. "I have an idea. We can ride Owen down the hill."
Courtney immediately disagreed. "No way! That's cheating. Forget it!"
Chris allowed the change. "Owen is stuffed with meat. I say he's fit for sausage duty."
(The Hill)
Team Chris is really really really really hot was piled onto Owen, while Alejandro pushed them to the slope. Noah took the front, followed by Tyler, and then Izzy. Noah had to add a joke before they started their decent. "All aboard der wiener express."
Izzy was very excited. "Ha Ha! Yah! Giddyup!" Alejandro jumped onto Owen's butt as their bloated friend started screaming at the quick speed they achieved.
Team Victory was right behind them. LeShawna took the front, Lindsay behind her, followed by Bridgette and Ezekiel pushing the sausage. They hopped onto their ride and quickly gave chase, cheering at the speed of the ride.
Chris quickly yelled after the two teams. "Forgot to mention, watch out for the rabid mountain goats! They're super deadly! Heh heh. We brought them in special."
Part way down the mountain, Chef released a baby goat, right next to a mean, old mountain goat. The old goat growled at the youngling, but was soon surprised as the baby goat roared at it. Chef turned away to avoid seeing the little goat eat the old one whole.
The two racing teams quickly came close to the area. Noticing the teams, the goat roared again, and charged straight for them. The teams screamed as the goat jumped through the air at them.
It came straight for Team Victory, so LeShawna warned her team. "Duck!" Lindsay corrected her. "No, it's a goat." Forcing Lindsay to duck down, the entire team ducked.
Unfortunately for Ezekiel, his hat was still within range. The goat soared right over the girls, clamping right onto Ezekiel's hat. Ezekiel wouldn't let his toque go, clamping his hands around it to keep it from flying off. The goat took this chance to bite at Ezekiel's head. He quickly started to freak. "Ah! Get it off, eh! Get it off!"
(Team Amazon)
The Amazons were still at the top, standing on their failed attempt at a sausage. All they managed to make, was a sloppy, skinny mess. Courtney put the blame on one person. "Way to lose the challenge, Heather." The rest of the team agreed, all glaring at the most hated member of the team.
Heather suddenly got an idea. "Oh, I know! Jump on it! Do it!"
Accepting defeat, Gwen decided to go along with it. "Well, we've already lost, might as well look like bigger idiots." The entire team started jumping on their meat pile, flattening it out.
Heather was satisfied when their meat took the shape of a snowboard. "Perfect!" Sliding the meatboard over to the cliff, Heather motivated the team to keep trying. "Now come on, here's where we make our decent!"
The team screamed as they slid at top speed. Their course led them straight to a slant on the hill that sent them into the air. It appears as though this jump may propel them into the lead and to certain victory.
Instead, they all fell off the meatboard and hit the hill. They couldn't stop themselves as they continued to slide, roll, or bounce down the hill.
(The Hill)
Alejandro had managed to get a sturdy branch and was using it to steer Owen. Owen laughed as he avoided rocks and logs. "Great steering Al!" As revenge, Alejandro decides to make Owen run into a rock, "Oww! Oh, careful Al!" again, "Oww! No, I'm ok!" and again. "Oww!"
Team Chris is really really really really hot reached the finish line first, quickly followed by Team Victory. On Team Victory's ride, the goat finally managed to bite Ezekiel. It didn't like the taste, and quickly spit in disgust.
Behind them came the meatboard, and a giant snowball filled withthe members of Team Amazon. Unable to stop themselves, the Amazon's crashed into the other teams, and then right into a wooden platform. The baby goat flew off screen from the impact, falling down a hole in the ground.
The platform had four sets of dance mats, like those seen in dance video games. Each set had three mats, two positioned side by side, with a third positioned behind the other two. [2] Everyone groaned in pain as they tried to pick themselves up off the ground.
(Confession Cam)
Izzy - "That was the most fun Izzy's had since earlier today! Fun, fun, fun!"
Chris, now standing on the stage, had a good laugh at the contestants before getting back to the competition. "Congrats on arriving first, Team Chris is really~ hot! Way to use Owen's face as a brake pad, Alejandro."
Popping out from a pile of snow, Owen was back to normal, but in a daze. "Did we won?"
Chris started the explanation for the second challenge. "On to part Zwai of today's challenge! Competitors must learn and perform a traditional German dance, on this very platform! The mats are rigged to deliver a hilarious and painful jolt, every time one of you missteps, or I need a laugh. Do whatever you can to be the last one on the mats, anything legal goes. Last team standing wins!"
"Where's the reward you promised?" LeShawna demanded to know.
Chris reassured he hadn't forgotten. "Patience, meine flower. First, some pre-challenge business. Since team Victory's got the fewest members at four, that'll be our dancer number. That means, Amazons, four dance, two sit out. Chris is really really really really hot, one sits out. Everyone from Team Victory gets to dance. Make your choices teams."
Duncan and Gwen quickly volunteered to sit out on the Amazons. "I'm out." "So, not gonna happen." Courtney glared.
Noah whispered to Alejandro. "Normally, I'd be happy to sit out, but Owen's looking pretty banged up. Not sure how useful he'll be in a dancing challenge." Alejandro thought about it for a moment.
(Confession Cam)
Alejandro - "As tempting as it was to make Owen go up there and watch him get shocked, I needed to do what was best for my team."
Alejandro had his answer. "We choose Owen to sit out."
Chris eyed Tyler getting himself psyched up for the challenge. "Ok, this'll be interesting. Now, on to the rewards. Team Chris is really really really really hot, first to arrive, first to get their reward." Chef tosses the four participating team members black, heavy, German helmets.
Noah could barely lift his. The know-it-all was starting to get sick of a certain joke. "Ugh, aren't you over this "Chris is really really really really hot" joke yet? It's getting old! Please, do us all a favor and shorten it to just Team Chris already."
A few mumbled agreements and an insult from Duncan was enough to convince the host. "Fine, but the fact remains, I am seriously smoking hot."
Duncan took out a lighter and whispered to Gwen and Courtney. "I'd like to show him what smoking hot really means." Gwen chuckled at the idea.
Chris ignored them. "Team Victory, your rewards." The team was thrown traditional German wool hats.
Lindsay loved the hats. "Ooh, these are all the rage in Paris!" Ezekiel, rather then remove his toque, just placed the hat over top his signature one.
"And in last place, team Amazon." The team was given light, green Swiss hats sporting a red feather.
Sierra, as well as a few others were confused by the rewards. "Maybe it's reverse psychology. The losing team gets the best reward?"
"Whatever lets you sleep at night. Now which member of the losing team must wear," Chris's fake German accent was added. "der penalty hosan?" Cody was terrified.
(Confession Cam)
Cody - Look, I'd do anything to keep Gwen from seeing me in a German bikini.
Cody whispered to Sierra. "Those hosen would look really...hot on you."
Sierra was desperate to get the outfit now. "Pick me! Me! Me! Me!"
Chris saw right through Cody's plan. "Funny. I was gonna make you wear them, but now that you want to… Cody?" The penalty hosen was thrown over Cody. "Congratulations!"
Cody was horrified. "NO!" Sierra seemed happy with the outcome.
All the chosen contestants were now standing on a dance mat, sporting their reward hat. From left to right, the mats were occupied by Sierra, Courtney, Heather, Lindsay, Bridgette, LeShawna, Alejandro, Izzy, Tyler, Noah, Ezekiel, and Cody. Cody's regular outfit was currently replaced by the lederhosen, something he wasn't enjoying, and something Noah found hilarious. "How are the hosen treating ya?"
Cody was very uncomfortable. "It feels like someone gave my wedgie a wedgie!"
Ezekiel was trying to understand something about the challenge. "Um, guys? What are the arrows for?"
Noah rolled his eyes. "If anyone else had asked me that, I probably would've been surprised."
Cody helped him out. "Just watch Chef, and copy the dance he does."
"And try to avoid hitting the wrong steps, or you'll be in for a shock." Noah chuckled at himself.
Chef suddenly blew his alphorn right in the three boy's ears, catching everyone'sattention. "That's German, for "shut up!" Follow my lead and nobody gets hurt, yet." Some up-tempo background music starts while Chef shows them the dance. "Right knee up, left arm swings. Stomp, hop, slap your thighs. Kick your butt, jump and clap."
(Confession Cam)
Sierra - "My grandparents are German. Schnitzel! So, I'm like a 10th generation slap dancer! It's what kept me alive on the school playground. And probably why I didn't make any friends, but who needs friends when you have a Cody?"
The music continued to play while the contestants practiced the dance. Sierra had a creative practice method. "1, 2, 3, slap my knee. My husband to be, his name is Cody. 4, 5, 6, kick up sticks. My heart won't tick without my Cody-fix. 7, 8, 9, straighten your spine. Spin to see Cody looking so fine. 10, 11, 12, nothing rhymes with twelve. Chicks want Cody, but his butt's mine!" Just about everyone in the area stared at her in silence during her little presentation, especially Cody, who was feeling particularly terrified.
The other contestants all started practicing as well. Bridgette, Courtney, Lindsay, and Sierra were all doing fine. Lindsay had to stop every few seconds to remember the next moves, and Bridgette stumbled a bit.
Heather laughed as LeShawna danced her usual way, bad. Alejandro felt sorry for the mocking she was receiving, and tried to lift her spirits. "Ignore those who do not know fabulous dancing when they see it. Truly, you are fabulous. You mustn't hold back any longer!"
Saying LeShawna's spirit improved from his pep talk would be an understatement. "You're right, candy apple! Clear the way, this dance train is leaving the station!"
As LeShawna started dancing with new found motivation, but not any new skill, Alejandro turned to Heather. "I'm disappointed Heather, you're above petty teasing."
(Confession Cam)
Heather - "No, I'm not! Ugh! I would like to smack that arrogant jerk right in those-"
LeShawna- "Strong, sexy cheek bones! I can dance already, but with his encouragement, I just went from Janet to Beyoncé!" Starting to dance, LeShawna loses her balance and falls off the toilet. "Whoa!"
On the other side of the stage, Alejandro and Noah were practically dancing synchronized. Tyler and Ezekiel were trying to copy them, but were at a much slower pace. Cody kept pulling at his outfit, worried more about his own embarrassment. Izzy was dancing her own little jig.
Noah confronted Alejandro on his earlier actions. "What's with you and LeShawna? Giving the enemy a pep talk? Not cool, I thought we agreed no more team helping."
Alejandro quickly explained himself. "Very perceptive my brilliant teammate, and I apologize for breaking my promise. I'm working an angle that will better benifit our team."
Izzy took this moment to interrupt them. "Hey, guys, look at me! Watch this! Woo!" Izzy starts spinning on her mat on her head, cackling in joy.
Chris found this moment to be perfect. "Perfect time to test this baby out." Pushing a button on a remote, the electric charges on the mats activated.
Izzy was quickly shocked, but it hardly fazed her. "Woo! ha ha, hit me again!"
Noah chuckled as she moved to shock herself again. "Well, at least we know the electricity won't make her fall."
On the other side of the stage, Heather used this moment to warn LeShawna. "One girl to another, watch out for Alejandro. He is not who he seems."
LeShawna laughed at her. "Ha! You jealous he's paying attention to all this?"
Heather stopped dancing in shock. "What? Ugh! I hate that guy! As if! Oww!" Her immobile action left her open for Chris to shook her.
Bridgette felt she needed to warn LeShawna too. "Listen, LeShawna. It's rare for me to ever consider agreeing with Heather, but I think she might be right."
LeShawna just brushed off the warnings. "You too Bridgette? Listen, I can take care of myself. Now get your head into the game girlfriend! We're not losing this challenge without a fight!"
(Confession Cam)
LeShawna - "Anyone Heather can't stand, must be good. Although Bridgette on Heather's side feels like a red flag, I'm sticking with my gut on this one."
Feeling they'd had enough practice, Chris pushed a button to shock all the contestants at once. Getting their attention, Chris explained the final tidbits of information for the challenge. "It's challenge time! Chef will now read out the match-ups for our first round."
Chef tookout a pair of reading glasses and looked carefully at a tiny note card before addressing them with his usual harsh tone. "First match-up, Evil Girl vs. Crappy Dancer Girl vs. Scrawny Big Head!"
Noah immediately facepalmed and groaned. "Why do I get stuck against two of the most ruthless girls in the game?"
LeShawna was surprised. "You understood that jibber jabber?"
Noah groaned again as he walked over to a mat on the leftmost set. "Yes, isn't it obvious? He said Heather vs. LeShawna vs. Me, aren't I a lucky guy?" A few contestants chuckled, now realizing Chef's name for each of the three.
Heather turned to her annoyed opponent. "Team up against LeShawna? I promise to go easy on you after she's out."
Noah quickly answered. "Deal."
LeShawna took the remaining mat at the section, and Chef moved on. "Second station, Angry Loud Girl vs. Fail Jock vs. Clueless Chick!"
Everyone except the three called knew exactly who was up. When nobody moved, Courtney informed two people they were up. "So, I know for sure the last two are Tyler and Lindsay, but who's the other person?"
Nearly all the contestants answered her question. "You!"
Courtney angrily walked over to her place. Tyler shrugged off the insult, more worried that he was up against his girlfriend. Lindsay was excited to see her boyfriend walk over. "Hi Tyler! I can't wait to start dancing! How about you?"
Tyler's voice didn't sound very convincing. "Um, yeah, sure. Psyched. he he."
Chef continued. "Third group, Lover boy vs. Fan Crazy vs. Hippie Girl!"
Alejandro and Sierra took their place without complaint. Cody started walking over, but seeing Alejandro made him quickly turn around. Bridgette only had one comment. "Refusing to eat meat doesn't make me a hippie."
Chef quickly finished his announcements. "Yeah, sure it doesn't. Last ones! Crazy Girl vs. Tech Geek vs. Prairie Boy!"
Ezekiel and Cody both gulped nervously as Izzy back flipped onto a mat. Izzy was excited and ready to go, which could only mean the worst for the two guys.
Down off the platform, Duncan had an idea. "Wanna bet on the winners?"
Gwen had mixed feelings. "Sounds fun, but shouldn't we be cheering for our own team?"
Duncan shrugged off the statement. "It's more fun this way. I've got five bucks on, LeShawna, Courtney, Alejandro, and Izzy."
Gwen frowned at his choices. "You took all the obvious ones. Sometimes you gotta think outside the box. I'll pick Heather, Lindsay, Sierra, and Cody."
Owen broke into their conversation at this point. "Oh! Oh! I want in on this action! I'll bet a candy bar on Noah, Tyler, Bridgette, and Ezekiel."
Duncan blinked at him. "Those were all who weren't picked dude, you didn't have to say it out loud."
Owen just laughed it off. "I know, but it's more fun that way!"
With everyone in place, Chris started things off. "Last person standing on the platform wins the challenge for their team. Remember, anything goes. This, is gonna be fun."
Chef presses a switch, causes all the dance squares to lift up into the air. Everyone is momentarily shocked at the new twist, but quickly start dancing, lest they get electrocuted.
Noah and Heather quickly tag teamed against LeShawna. Between electrocutions caused by her bad dancing and getting slapped in the face, LeShawna wasn't having much time to counter.
Lindsay completely ignores her opponents, choosing to dance instead. Courtney would've kicked her off right away, but Tyler was motivated to stopping Courtney. "Hey, nobody hurts my girl while I'm in the ring...mat...area, got it?" "Bring it, loser!" Tyler and Courtney started slapping at each other, while Lindsay continued to dance.
Things looked pretty even between Alejandro, Sierra, and Bridgette. Each kept slapping each other, while taking electric shocks every little while. Unfortunately, Bridgette quickly became the first loser of the challenge. Taking a slap from both Sierra and Alejandro at the same time made her lose her balance, and she went plummeting into the snow. Her muffled voice could be heard coming from the snow. "OK, maybe I'm a little clumsy."
Ezekiel and Cody had decided to work together against Izzy, but their attacks were useless. Izzy kept dodging their attacks, all the while taunting them. "Whoops. Missed me! You're gonna have to do better then that! Ha ha, oh, close one."
LeShawna was going through another electrocution. She was mad now. "That is it! I ain't playin' with you two no more! I'm finishing this now!"
Alejandro cheered for her. "That's it! Seize the day!"
Heather was growing furious with Alejandro. "She's not even on your team!" Using her new anger, Heather slapped LeShawna hard across the face.
This slap made LeShawna snap. "Oww! I'm gonna seize the you!" With one huge slap, Heather was knocked off off her platform, but LeShawna wasn't done yet. "You've had this coming for three seasons!" Noah flinched, expecting an attack. But instead, LeShawna jumped right off her own platform, heading for Heather.
Duncan, Gwen, and Owen cheered as LeShawna let loose a barrage of slaps over Heather's face. The other contestants had stopped fighting now to watch. Her last slap was so powerful, it knocked a tooth right out of Heather's mouth.
It was at this point that Courtney noticed Duncan and Gwen cheering together, sharing a high five at Heather's misfortune. This was the last straw for Courtney. "Duncan! What are you doing with her again? I have a few words for you when I get down there!"
Tyler saw this as an opening. "This is for Lindsay!" Jumping off his platform, Tyler tackled Courtney with all his might, sending them both into the snow. Hearing her name drew Lindsay's attention. "Tyler! Where are going?"
Seeing all the chaos, Izzy decided to join in. Grabbing both Cody and Ezekiel's hands, Izzy started spinning around on her mat, cackling insanely. "Round and round Izzy goes, when she'll stop, she doesn't know!" She let them both go, flinging them into the snow. Izzy proudly declared her victory. "Izzy's the King of the mountain!"
Hearing Cody's scream alerted Sierra. "Cody!" Seeing her crush thrown into the snow quickly drove her to fury. Alejandro was kicked right off his platform before he knew what was coming.
(Confession Cam)
Izzy - "That was the most fun Izzy's had since...a few minutes ago! This day is just filled with fun for Izzy! Woo!"
Heather- Nursing her wounds. "Oww! What is wrong with people today? Try to help, and I get a beat up! Ugh! I will not let Alejandro have the last laugh today!"
Noah - "Great, that was probably my lucky break of the season. It's all downhill from here."
Courtney - "I don't care if anyone thinks I'm overreacting. Those two are way too chummy! It's about time Gwen was told to back off!"
Lindsay - "OK...what just happened? I'm confused."
The music stops as the dance squares lower back to the ground. Chef seperated LeShawna and Heather. Chris laughs hysterically at the scene. "That, was, awesome!"
The losing contestants all groan as they pick themselves off the ground. Heather was in a lot of pain. "Oww!"
Courtney popped out of the snow and ran towards Duncan and Gwen. Seeing the pile of bet money and candy, Courtney's mood fell more. "You were betting on us?"
Duncan tried to calm her. "Relax, Princess, I bet on you of course. It was all in friendly fun."
Gwen tried to help too. "Yeah, Courtney. Besides, he only won one of them. I told ya Duncan, you gotta go for the unexpected victories."
Courtney's anger redirected back at Gwen, pushing the girl away. "And you, stay away from Duncan! I'm tired of seeing you two together all the time."
Duncan didn't expect this from Courtney. "Courtney, calm down, we're just friends."
Courtney wasn't convinced. "Oh, I'm sure you think that, butwhat about her? She's been trying to steal you from me since she broke up with guitar boy!"
Duncan wasn't convinced. "I'm pretty sure you're exaggerating Courtney."
"Oh yeah, let's hear her side then. Tell us Gwen, have you ever thought of dating Duncan?"
Gwen was nervous with her answer. "Well..."
That was all Courtney needed to hear. "See! I told you she's been up to something!"
Duncan wanted to hear more of Gwen's side. "You've seriously thought about it Gwen?"
Gwen tried to defend herself. "The thought has crossed my mind before, but I would never try anything while you and Courtney are together!"
"Ha! Like I'm going to believe you now that I know the thought is in your head. You better watch your back Gwennie, and keep your goth hooks away from my boyfriend." Courtney continued to glare at her. Gwen didn't appreciate the threats, glaring right back.
(Confession Cam)
Gwen - "Threats? That's what it's come to Courtney? I was ready to play nice and back off, but you just ruined any chance of that happening."
Courtney - Very pleased with herself. "I'm sure we've all learned something very important today, especially Duncan."
Duncan - "Since when has Courtney been the jealous, possisive type? If she wasn't so hot, I might actually consider..."
Courtney - "But if he even considers betraying me, this plane's going to need to start stocking body bags!"
Chris was enjoying the argument. His smile disappeared though as Chef pointed to his watch. With a sigh, he unwillingly broke things up. "As much as I'm sure this situation is ratings gold, we gotta finish up the challenge already. Noah and Lindsay, take one side. Izzy and Sierra, take the other."
The music starts up again as the four remaining contestants rise back into the air. Each team starts to cheer for their members. "Take them out Sierra!" "Don't lose focus Lindsay!" "Woo! Go Izzy!" "You better not hurt my girl, Noah!" The last one resulted in Noah rolling his eyes.
Sierra immediately glares at her opponent. "You hurt my Cody, for that, you must pay."
Izzy was overjoyed. "Ooh, can't wait!"
Charging at each other, both girls start wrestling around their two squares. They completely ignored the electric shocks, bouncing between the two squares, trying all they can to tear the other off.
Things were much less chaotic on the other match. Lindsay greeted Noah with a smile. "Oh, hi Ned! Are you having as much fun as I am?"
Noah answered in his usual sarcasm. "Oh, yeah, I'm ecstatic." Noah suddenly got an idea, speaking with her in as sweet a tone as he could. "Isn't it amazing that Tyler got to come back?"
Lindsay agreed. "Totally!"
"I bet you can't wait to spend time catching up, right?"
Lindsay was enjoying this conversation. "Yeah!"
Noah went straight to the point. "Well, why don't you go catch up right now? I'm sure Tyler would be thrilled."
The idea sounded good, but something in the back of her brain told her it wasn't. "But, didn't Kyle say to stay on these mat thingies?"
Noah gave her a solution. "Oh, don't worry. I'll keep your spot saved for you. Chris said it was fine."
Lindsay was started to like this stranger. "Aww, that's so nice of you! Thank you! Here I come, Tyler!"
The remaining members of Team Victory groaned as their last member dropped to the ground, ran over, and gave Tyler a big bear hug.
Sierra and Izzy kept wrestling. Sierra finally managed to fling Izzy off by channeling her strength in her desire for avenging her love. "This, is, for, Cody!" Izzy flew off the platform into the snow.
Izzy's muffled cheers could be heard through the snow. "Woo! Today is awesome!"
Sierra turned to Noah, still angry. "Drop, now!"
Noah took her advice. "Got it." Jumping down in fear as Chris announced the winner. "Team Amazon wins again!"
Sierra cheered at her victory. "We won? I won? I won! I won!" Exhaustedby her battle with Izzy, Sierra fell asleep right on her platform. Chris attempted to wake her by electrocution, but she remained sleeping.
After Sierra was awakened, and everyone was gathered back into their teams, Chris finished the announcements for the challenge. "Team amazon, fresh-baked strudel awaits you in first class." Most of the team cheered, but Courtney and Gwen were still too angry at each other to cheer. "Team Chris, you're in not winner, not total loser purgatory. Team opposite of Victory, you're voting someone out." Said team looked at each other nervously.
Back on the plane, Heather confronted Alejandro in the cafeteria. "This was your doing wasn't? Couldn't stand my team being better then yours, so you attacked my less stable team mates?"
Alejandro brushed off her words. "I think you took a few too many slaps to the head today, my sweet."
Heather wasn't convinced. "Ha! I know you're up to something."
Alejandro spoke in his suave, loving tone. "Do you know how great you look with that missing tooth? It really brings out the anger in your eyes.
Heather snapped. "You, that is so, ugh!" Storming off, she left Alejandro with a smirk on his face.
(Confession Cam)
Alejandro- "I'd love to take credit for Team Amazon's unfortunate drama today, but all I did was help LeShawna gain some confidence. The members of her team freaking out over other things, was just a bonus."
Down in the elimination room, the members of Team Victory were nervously glancing at each other. Chris was behind his usual podium, with three bags on a platter. "I have three barf bags full of the finest peanuts never allowed to be handed out on commercial planes due to allergy-induced lawsuits. Time to vote who gets them!"
In a four way split screen, all four members of the team stamped a passport.
Chris started things off. "Okay, the votes are in. LeShawna..."
LeShawna gasped in joy, but was quickly disappointed when Chris continued. "You may or may not get a bag after I give the first one to Bridgette." Bridgette smiled as she caught her bag.
Chris addressed the remaining three individually. "LeShawna, the longer you stay here, the less teeth remain in heather's mouth. Pretty good reason to keep you here. Ezekiel, feeling like an outcast on your own team? We'll see. And Lindsay, you lost the challenge pretty pathetically, seriously. But the next bag goes too ... Ezekiel." Ezekiel sighed in relief.
The remaining girls nervously glanced at each other as Chris continued. "LeShawna, Lindsay, this is the last bag of peanuts, and it goes too..."
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"Lindsay!" Lindsay cheered as she caught her bag. "Yay!"
LeShawna gasped, then stood in shock. "What! But, I'm fabulous! I seized the day!"
Chris grabbed her by the arm and dragged her to the door. "And, we're out of time!" Pushing a parachute into her arms, LeShawna barley managed to grab onto the door as Chris said goodbye. "So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good night."
Suddenly, the tiki statue next to the door pushes out, revealing Alejandro. LeShawna was the only one to notice him, gasping in realization. "You!" Alejandro blows her a kiss, before pushing her hand off the door. LeShawna yells back as she falls. "Noooo!"
LeShawna was left to drift down to the ground, watching the plane fly off in the distance. She turned to the screen for one final word. "Alejandro is evil?"
Back in the plane, Chris signed off for the episode. "Will Team Victory's numbers disadvantage hurt them in the following challenges? Will Alejandro continue to outsmart Heather? Will Courtney and Gwen fight some more? Probably, but find out next time, on Total, Drama, World Tour!"
(Voting Confessionals)
LeShawna - "I like Lindsay and all, but you saw how she did in that dance challenge! At least Ezekiel and Bridgette lost to tough people." *Stamps Lindsay's passport*
Bridgette- "Didn't LeShawna and Heather make up last season? Seeing Heather get hurt is usually entertaining, but this time she went too far." *Stamps LeShawna's passport*
Ezekiel- "LeShawna was great and all, but now I'm kinda afraid of her, eh. Better safe then sorry." *Stamps her passport*
Lindsay - "Today was such a good day, until we lost. I can't vote for either of my girls, so I'm gonna have to vote for Evan." *Stamps Ezekiel's passport*
(Helicopter of Losers)
LeShawna:
LeShawna wasn't in very high spirits. "Ugh, I feel like such an idiot! Alejandro played me right into his hands, and I fell for everything! He did it so easily too. Oh, and Heather, she was just trying to warn me, and in return a knock a tooth out! Some friend and role model I am. One thing for sure, Alejandro's not getting the last laugh if I can help it! That Latin lier'll have to take victory off this dancing queen's dead body! That's for sure! Watch out! Woo! Woah!" LeShawna pulls a few dance moves, falling flat off her seat as the screen fads to black.
[1] - First German line: "Attention my wiener schnitzels."
Second German line: "Hello and welcome to Germany."
There are other German words here and their, but they're more common knowledge or easier to understand.
[2] - The mats are basically set up like this:
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A friend of mine is drawing the scene. I'll put the links on my profile page once he finishes it. Keep watch for them, he's pretty good.
Sorry LeShawna fans, I couldn't change her elimination. But think positively for the future, maybe she'll return, who knows. You'll have to keep reading to see. I'll leave you off with one preview for next time:
"We're done."