Percy and Friends facebook
Special shoutout to hockeyGal09 for her comment and to all my reviewers I don't play favorites and you shall be names in future chapters.
Disclaimer: You already know I don't own this so stop pestering me about it
Clarisse's page
Chris and I are having an excellent honeymoon. Ha-ha Annie is stuck taking care of 8 babies and has to be married at the court house and I got a big fancy wedding. :P
Comments:
Annabeth: actually you're very wrong La Rue, Percy and I r having a very big and elegant wedding when the babies are 8 months old. The girls are going to be mini flower girls pulled in a wagon and the boys will sit with them. So ha!
Clarisse: Wow owl face is mad!
Percy: Hey War Breath stop talking about my loving Annabeth like that!
Travis: I wouldn't have done that if I were u Perce'
Conner: Yeah Travis is right. He's so right that I'm going to spell words correctly for this post. I would hate to be a daughter or son of Athena.
Annabeth: HURTFUL!
Why r the Stoll's so annoying?
Comments:
Katie: That's a concept that hasn't been explored yet! Maybe Travie can tell u.
Travis: Katie I have tried 2 tell u before we're annoying because we're son of HERMES! Luke was strange before he went to Kronus and turned in a traitor then he was CREEPY!
Luke: Even though Peruses killed me I still have wireless internet access in the Elysium.
Percy: u chose 2 let me kill u, Luke. U almost killed Annabeth!
Annabeth: That's true Luke almost did kill me.
If Luke tries 2 kill anyone I will personally have him sent 2 the fields of punishment.
Comments:
Percy: I can't believe I'm saying this: U go Clarisse!
Chris: and why can't u believe that u said that?
Percy: Percy is not here right now. Please leave a message at the beep. If you want to reach his manager and his son Matthew please dial 9.
Clarisse: Chris control your emotions and Percy how are the kids doing?
Annabeth: Will someone tell me why my husband (We got married at the courthouse this morning. Thanks for babysitting the 8 Thalia.) Is hiding in the closet rocking back in forth?
Clarisse: u got married without telling your mother. BAD ANNIE! Talk to Chris for scaring Percy into hiding.
Annabeth: CHRIS RODRIGUIEZ WHAT DID U DO 2 PERCY! Oh and the kids are fine Clarisse and yes we did because we wouldn't have time for a wedding now and didn't want to have the big wedding in a year or 2. Don't worry we might have a ceremony when these guys r potty trained.
Chris: Sorry about Percy I gotta go before I lose part of my ear again. Long story on that tell him I'm sorry please.
Chris is now logged off.
Chris is so dead 4 doing this to seaweed brain.
Comments:
Nico: If I see him in the underworld I'll send him back.
Chris: thanks Nico. Facebook Mobile
Ares: That's my baby girl always threatening to beat someone up even if it's her own husband.
Clarisse: thanks daddy. I was just joking Chris.
Conner: who knew Ares of all people has a soft side?
Ares: Watch it punk!
Conner: or what?
Ares: or I will send a pack of hellhounds after you.
Hades: only I can do that Ares. =(
Nico: and me father don't forget that.
Remember Percy and the unicorns. Lol that was so funny. Ugh now I sound like an Aphrodite girl. Lord Zeus please help me.
Comment:
Zeus: Sorry daughter of Ares. I cannot you because I'm getting a DIVORCE with Hera.
Thalia: Finally my evil stepmother is going to be out of my life.
Hera: I'm proud of the divorce even though I am the goddess of MARRIAGE.
Percy: I thought we were off that topic Clarisse!
Clarisse: Never kelp 4 brains.
Nico: Hey Percy I know this may seem like a strange question. But why is my 8 ½ month pregnant wife crying out in pain and heaving very loudly?
Percy: I thought u already went through this with the twins SHE'S IN LABOR DUMB NUT.
Nico: oh I better get her hospital!
Hermes: Good luck!
Everyone on fb: GET HER 2 THE HOSPITAL DEATH BREATH! AND GOOD LUCK!
OOH WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT TIME YOU GUYS. THE NEXT PAGE IS NICOS AND I NEED SOME IDEAS FOR THE GIRLS NAMES (4) SO GIVE ME SOME NAMES PLEASE.