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Why I'm better then Arty

I'm older, she's a girl, she decided to not have kids, she hunts animals all day instead of being like the others goddesses, doing NOTHING, she says she's older but really she's younger you can read my book to find out how I know that. So that is some of the many reasons I'm better than her.

COMMENTS 6:

Artemis: Apollo what would our mother say about the way your acting right now because right now your being a stupid idiot boy like you've always been. Well I believe mother was a girl because that was thousands of years ago.

Athena: She was a girl if I remember correctly and I have the best memory of the entire goddess club that was established in 1111 BC. Apollo, apologize to your sister for being such an evil boy, you over 5000 years old you should know better than that!

Zeus: Arty you don't remember your mom, Leto; because well she was killed (I think that's what happened. Wikipedia doesn't want to spill much information about what happened to her.) By a giant that was sent buy Hera to kill her for some reason or another. You look just like her though. ;(

Artemis: So HERA killed my mother. How could she do that? I mean just because u had an affair with my mother she was killed. Hera I should kick you out of the club right now but I can't without Athena's approval. D;

Hera: Well she was mean. I said she was forbidden to have u two on the mainland so she had you on an ISLAND. I mean it would have been a lot nicer if it was Hawaii but no she had to give birth to you guys on Hyperborean's. She was also forbidden to have you guys at any island at sea (Except Hawaii because I didn't know about it yet.) or any other place under the sun. So she gave birth to you children on in island on a lake water island and inside a temple. GRRR!

Aphrodite: TMI, TMI! We didn't need to know that Hera.

Right now I would like to bring Hera to the sun and melt her for what she did to my mother. GRRR Hera you better watch out!

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List of things to do today

Melt Hera

Go to Camp Half Blood

Find Orion in the underworld, bring him back to life and have him be turned to an immortal so Arty will be happy.

Stop thinking of ways to burn all of Aphrodite's makeup and perfume like I did 3000 years ago. XD

Water my plants that I have on the sun like I always do every couple hours. Yup its cool enough up

There for my flowers to grow but not for a mortal to step on.

Stop making lists

Comments 5:

Demeter: I knew you had some of my marigolds and petunias up there on the sun. How r they growing?

Apollo: Their doing good Aunt Demeter. Oh and Persephone gave them to me.

Orion: Thanks for bring me back to life Lord Apollo. Now I and Arty can go on with those wedding plans we made thousands of years ago.

Apollo: Anything to make my sister happy.

Aphrodite: So it WAS you who burned all my 500 drachmas per ounce perfume and 6000 drachmas worth of makeup! If you weren't a god I would totally like kill you, dance on your grave ten burn it!

Aphrodite keeps sending me death threats!

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