A/N Ive seen this movie a zillion times. I own the VHS tape. Seen it on VHS...DVD...TV...in HD...on Broadway in New York...In London...I even read the children story book! I know all the words to every scene. Date and year it came out. I can memorize the whole cast. I know the whole soundtrack. I have a charm bracelet. The whole album on my iPod(including the scores) and two T-shirts! And coming soon, a makeup tutorial! And now finally, Ive seen the Lion King in theaters.

LONG LIVE THE FUCKING KING.

Emily's POV

I eyed my husband as he poured himself a glass of orange juice.

Life was unfair.

How come my dearest cousin could have one kid with another on the way and simply be engaged?

Ive been wearing this ring for five years and not once have we even come close to agreeing on having kids.

"We're not ready."

"I dont want kids."

"Eh, let's talk about it later."

Time saving excuse after another. It's not fair that Leah wasnt even supposed to bear children yet she had a six year old and was already pregnant again but I couldnt even get Sam to just put it in so I could pop 'em out!

I sighed. Why did he hate me?

All I wanted was a family.

A family with me, Sam, our two daughters and a son who loved coming to me for advice on girls.

If only if only, the woodpecker sighed.

It was quite frustrating really! I mean Sam acted as if the baby would come the next day! He'd have nine months to get his head outta his ass, pull up his pants and just do the shit!

I gasped. I never swore unless I was absolutely infuriated.

Gosh, I would kill for Sam to be like Jacob, family wise.

Family man, "gimme-the-Huxtables," Jacob. He was twenty-five years old and he was ready for it all. Marriage and kids were on his mind. Not girls and cars.

I mean didnt Sam want his name to go on?

Maybe it had something to do with his own father. He left Sam and his mom at a very young age, leaving Sam as man as the house. Leaving Sam without a role model or someone to go to about girls, school or maybe a wet dream.

Probably why family was such a sensitive and important value to Sam. Who knows where Sam's dad was now?

It was sad to see. I would think that cus of his childhood lacking of a father, he'd do whatever it took to make sure his own kids didnt have to face that kind of loss.

It bothered me. Why didnt he want children?

Was it...me? Was it my appearance? Did he not want his babies to look like me?

Nah, that couldnt be it. My scars couldnt have been hereditary.

Well non-fertile Leah wasnt supposed to bear children. Maybe I get so lucky as to have my own children have a face like mine.


Leah's POV

"So which one's your favorite?"

"James."

"James...James...which one is he?"

"The brunette," she mumbled.

"There's three brunettes."

"The tall brunette."

"Him?"

"That's Kendall."

"Oh, him. And the other two?"

"Carlos and Logan."

"You watch this show?"

"Sometimes."

"Oh," I responded and finished the second French braid in her hair. The show cut to commercial and Baby Doll fidgeted a little.

I wrapped a bright pink bow around the ends of the two, thick, black braids and Baby Doll went to the bathroom to look over the job I had done.

Ok, so if it werent obvious, Baby Doll was kinda pissed. I began showing a little and Jacob and I had to explain to her that she was going to have a baby brother or sister soon. She threw the worst tantrum and since I was pregnant, I let Jacob discipline his spoiled child. She had been giving us both short and grumpy answers.

"Baby Doll, come look at your walls!" Jacob shouted from upstairs and Baby Doll skipped up the steps. I dragged behind.

Her plain white walls had transformed into girly, lilac ones that set off a soft tone and vibe for the rest of the room. It was really pretty, considering Jacob had reached all the corners and managed to keep the floor the same color it was when he started. The plastic on the ground made a loud, scrunching sound at the mention. I shifted a little and checked for some white spots he mightve missed. The stench was strong but the finishing outcome was worth it.

"Can I touch them?" Baby Doll reached her hand out to the nearest wall but Jacob gently gave her fingers a little nudge.

"No, no touching. All four walls arent dry yet. You're gonna have to wait to put your furniture back."

She grumbled and rolled her eyes. Mine did too to show her how ridiculous she looked. She was six. What did she have to roll her eyes about?

"Thank you, Daddy," she reached for a kiss and he planted one on her cheek.

"Youre welcome. Now go play."

Finally smiling, she skipped out the room to finish her show downstairs. I sighed and grinned, checking out the spectacular job he had done. The coating was even, no white spaces and it looked very professional.

"Looks nice."

"I can paint our room next."

For some reason, that made me blush and get flustered. A wife usually had to beg her husband to do something creative or decorative. Jacob and I werent even married yet and he was already offering. It was the little things like that, that made me feel lucky. I knew I was right to come back.

My arms wrapped around his large bicep and my head rested on his shoulder. "You're amazing," my coo came out like a purr when I nuzzled the tender flesh of his muscle. He squiggled his brow then his goofy smile spanned across his face as he fancied the attention.

"You're not so bad yourself," he responded with a poke of my cheek, leaving a single lilac dot of paint straying on my face.

I kissed his nose before sneaking around him to dip my finger in a paint can that was half empty on the floor. I tapped his nose and he sighed, defeated.

"Aw, ya got me."

"Now we match," I growled and pulled in for a kiss.

Just as our lips were about to connect, Baby Doll's tiny voice carried through out the house.

"Mommy! The mail is here!" she screeched and came rushing into the room with two envelopes and some junk mail in her hand.

She handed them to me and went right back downstairs to finish her show.

The first one was addressed to Jacob and I.

My nails ripped through the paper, the sound making my ears cringe. I could already tell by the glitter and fancy text, that it was an invitation.

Jacob read aloud over my shoulder.

"You are cordially invited to the renewal vows of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen and Isabella Swan," he made his voice sound fancy and stuffy, the way you'd see a snooty butler in a movie do. I laughed a little.

"Vow renewals? Really? It's a bit early to be renewing vows," he slurred this and handed the invite to me. He almost seemed disgusted.

He stared at the wall, back towards me then exhaled deeply. I read over all the details before stuffing it in my back pocket the coming up behind him in a hug. His shoulder had a certain woodsy scent lingering on it and I took it in delicately.

"What's wrong, Jake?" I purred.

He sneered a little and pulled me off of him to spin me. His face was pulled in a frustrated way, showing he was less than satisfied.

"Do you still want that princess wedding?"

Well, that was random. I nodded anyway.

"Alright," his head ducked to mine and I filled in the space, our lips touching by the slightest. He beamed into our kiss and pulled my closer, our stomachs touching.

He rubbed mine softly and it grumbled. I blushed and he kissed my hair.

"Someone's hungry," he noted.

"Feed us?" I begged cutely and my feet flew into the air, sending my head back. My laugh boomed and echoed through out the room as he carried me-I mean us- out the freshly painted room and down to the kitchen.


At the Cullens...

Fucking...perfect.

I could cry this plan was too fucking perfect.

Send the invitation...she arrives...she drinks the tea...and then the toxic takes over from there.

My smile was so wide right now.

If only Saturday would hurry the hell up so the drink could just pass her lips and infect her body. Hopefully just enough tea spoons was gonna do the trick.

I brushed my long locks into a scrunchie, marveling at how breath taking my face was. My throat screamed as I inspected my white teeth. I was too beautiful.

My imagination ran wild as I put my shoes on for my hunt.

She'll drink it. The toxins will demolish her precious fetus, leaving her and her sudden ability to have children a lost case. No way she'll get pregnant again. The chances were way too slim.

Was I a heartless bitch for doing such a thing to someone who I hadnt really ever talked to before? I was only doing this for Nessie's sake!

And maybe Jacob's.

I couldnt really fight my...affection towards Jacob much longer.

Yes, I know he was scum for rejecting Renesmee but I mean, shit. My husband was just beginning to bore the hell out of me! Jacob was exciting. Every time he was mentioned, the lower half of my curved body just tingled and overflowed with moisture.

I dont know if I was attracted to Jacob for real or I was just missing what a good fuck felt like. Either way, he did something to me that my husband couldnt. I loved it.

At one point, I had the exact opposite feelings for him but now that he's with Leah, I felt as if I could have him. This sudden urge in me wanted to push him down and just fuck the living sense out of him! I wanted him to violate me with his rough hands, pound me with that aspiring cock of his as our breaths get shorter and we just explode all over each other. I wanted him to just bend my pale ass over and straightened me the fuck out for being such a naughty trick.

I could just imagine his hardness plunging into me, making me scream for him. So what if I preferred my natural enemy's scorching cock to my current husband's ice dick?

I mean, fuck! It wasnt fair that she walks around with a boy like that and all I got was a frozen ice cycle to suck on like a fucking Popsicle.

Oh, just thinking about it made me sick. Ugh, I hated Jacob so much for making me feel this way about my husband.

What I wouldnt give to just bounce on and off that dick and take every little drop of his juices-

"Hey, you ready?" his deep voice boomed through the hallway and his cold fingers brushed against my exposed waist. I readjusted my skirt and nodded as he pulled is fingers away awkwardly.

His gold eyes zeroed in on one specific spot of land as he opened the full length window. He shimmied back towards our beda little then rushed full force ahead, the sound of his figure gushing passed me, out the window and blowing wind all around. His perfect body dived onto the forest floor.

Thud, went his feet as they settled on the grass. My throat beyond dry, I took a single step out and the pressured air flushed all through my hair, chilling my already cold spine.


Jacob's POV

Baby Doll spread her tiny body out across her new queen sized mattress. She grunted at the purple sheets that wouldnt meet the corners but then quickly brightened when Leah came from over her and tucked the sheets under the mattress.

My fiance' laid out the comforter and fixed it around, making it look neat and fancy.

Baby Doll put the cases on all the pillows and fluffed them, going by the label's picture as she placed them on her bed.

After helping pin up her Spongebob poster, I put her dresser and TV back into place, nearly electrocuting myself as I tried to set the cables back up. Her room was halfway done when all three of us plopped down, tired, on her new sheets. My muscles were slightly sore but they eased when Leah curled beside me, kissing on my ears as our daughter sat on the bed's foot, watching a cartoon.

"Jacob," she purred and her fingers caressed my hairy arms. I hummed in responce and her leg hitched around mine. The bed shook a little as she mounted me all together and Im surprised Baby Doll wasnt disturbed.

Lee's lips devoured mine in a wet and sloppy kiss and I couldnt help but take her waist and guide her around.

Her teeth punctured my bottom lip.

I pulled it out from between her sharp choppers and her thin fingers crept under my shirt. Her mouth muscles spazzed on mine, giving me something to respond to.

Her smooth hair tickled my jaw and cheeks as she drew back, her body thudding into the newly painted wall.

Our eyes met, sending that certain spark down my spine, activating my nerves.

"Not now, Lee," I moaned a little in agony yet a broad smile was planted on my face. She poked her bottom lip out and flicked her lashes around in a cute yet childish way; the way Id expect Baby Doll to do when she wanted something.

"Not in our daughter's bed," my groan was deep in my throat. As wild and uncivil as it sounded, I didnt wanna defile my six year old's bed with Leah and I's dirty antics. The idea seemed fun but then again it was wrong. These hormones were doing crazy shit to Leah.

I left her with a kiss and she rolled over onto back, still holding my waist with her tiny arm.

God, life couldnt have been better.

What had I done to get so lucky?

Leah shifted and the invitation bent around in her short's back pocket.

Vow renewals.

I could barely keep myself together at their first wedding. Thank God my boys were there to control me before I hurt someone.

My eyes rolled to the hills at the thought of Edward and Bella.

I was over jealousy but the faint memory of her choosing him over me still baffled me. Baffled me. Angered me. Even beliddled me, too. My pupils dilated to glance in Leah's direction and she was still. Her exhales tickled the begining V of my waist and I fidgeted. Her hair was silk under my rough limbs.

I sighed and she nuzzled deeper into the crook of my neck.

What the hell is wrong with me?

Why was I letting a stupid invitation make me reminisce on such painful memories I thought I let go of? Why in the fuck was my heart starting to sink at the fact that even after all this time, I'll always be a second choice to a girl who I was once everything to? Why was I ruminating on such a dead relationship-that was in major need of reviving-when I was holding the girls of my dreams-my fiance'-in m arms?

You will not believe the type of FUCKERY that happened tonight. After 2 years of waiting for this stupid ass movie to come out the theaters, Abduction where I live isnt even playing! When the ticket person was saying they werent showing it, I wanted to jump over the counter and ring dude's neck! But he was sweet about it so me and my noobish friends saw Contagion instead which was STUPID AS HELL.

Ok, so today I went to the Worldwide Day of Play joint and FUCK MY LIFE cus fucking Keke Palmer walked the fuck by me and I fucking stood there and fucking looked at her fucking gorgeousness! I was so pissed cus i just froze! I screamed "HI, VICTORIA!" to Victoria Justice but the cat got my fucking tongue when Keke walked by. SMH

Then I told Noah Munck (Gibby) he was awesome and he shot me a thumbs up but the closest I got to BTR was seeing the back of Kendall's head from like 20 yards away, fml. Other than that though, I had fun. LOL. Oh yeah and Leon Thomas and Avan from Victorious walked by and I gave them the "eyebrow seduction" and they were kinda like 0_o but they still waved! Lol but it was cute.