AN: shjt up prepz ok! Nope. PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows! You keep saying that, and yet you're still here!
The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. Um, you're a vampire. You die when you see a cross. I spray-painted my hair with purple. You're also a witch, which means you have a wand. Plus you are in your seventh year, which means that you have learned glamour charms by now. Use them.
In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk Wow, and a glass of red blood. You know, shouldn't you at least try to keep your vampirism a secret? Because, I mean, I know plenty of people who would freak out if they found out a vampire was at their school. Either that or they'll try to stick you in the sun to see if you sparkle. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top. Sucks to your ass-mar.
"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy Oh, God, another one? with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face Because that's totally attractive. and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn't have glasses anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses Glamour charms. Again. Use them. just like Draco's and there was no scar on his forhead anymore. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. …You're in Europe. Almost everyone has "sexy English accents." He looked exactly like Joel Madden. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko. Wow, really? What is this, I don't even-
"I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice.
"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned.
"My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire Da fuq? these days." he grumbled.
"Why?" I exclaimed.
"Because I love the taste of human blood." he giggled. Oh, yes. Because Harry Potter now giggles at the thought of human blood and dresses like a gay emo boy.
"Well, I am a vampire." I confessed. Again, shouldn't you keep this little factoid a secret?
"Really?" he whimpered. RUN, HARRY! Run while you still can!
"Yeah." I roared. Jeez, he's already scared. No need to traumatize the boy.
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him. Oh, God. Please no more porn. I don't think I can handle it!