AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. WHO? I will hunt them down and kill them in their sleep! n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! Once again, you keep saying that, and yet, here we are! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Nope, Chuck Testa. Evony Oh, is it Evony now? Okay. isn't a Marie Sue Yes she is. ok she isn't perfect SHES A SATANITS! n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake! No, I think she has more problems than just being depressed.
Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). Actually, yes. Yes, it does. I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. Poor, poor Vampire. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. Told you he was gay. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then... OH GOD. DRUM ROLL.
We started frenching passively What? Frenching passively? and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. Because it's totally logical to go from barely kissing to naked within a matter of seconds. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. Oh, boy. Here we go again. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?) Why yes. Yes, it is.
"Oh Draco, Draco!" I screamed while getting an orgasm Ew. Enough. when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco's arm. Wouldn't you have seen it the first time you guys did the nasty? It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words... Drum roll please! Vampire! Oh… Oh, God, help me.
I was so angry.
"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed. Still naked, by the way.
"No! No! But you don't understand!" Draco pleaded. But I knew too much. You don't actually know anything yet. Just that he has a tattoo of someone or something by the name of Vampire. Maybe it was in honor of you, seeing as you're a vampire. Did you think of that?
"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have AIDs anyway!" Oh, my God. Don't even get me started on this. Stereotypes… Anger…
I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. Wow, really? He had a really big you-know-what Argh! Stop posting about sex and penises and vaginas! but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire's classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.
"VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled. Cool story, bro! Tell it again! Actually, no. Please don't tell it again.