AN: stop flassing ok! What is flassing? if u do den u r a prep! Okay, enough with the prep thing!
Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked He traversed through the dungeons naked? It's awfully cold down there. I hope he doesn't get sick. and started begging me to take him back. Still naked.
"Ebony, I thought it was Evony now. it's not what you think!" Draco screamed sadly. Still naked.
My friend B'loody Mary Smith Wow, really? You and your friends have such unique names! smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair Why do all the girls have waist-length, black hair? and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. Again with the contacts? She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Okay. We get it. Everyone is pale here. Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. What? Her real parents are vampires Oh, God, I don't think I will enjoy this. and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. Oh, my Rowling. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. ) Yes, because people are sorted into houses based on religion. Slytherins are Satanists, Hufflepuffs are Christians, Gryffindors are agnostic, and Ravenclaws are atheist!
"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!" Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him. Because it's always a wise choice to ignore the head of your house.
"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!" I shouted at him. But… You were never with Vampire.
Everyone gasped. Le gasp! Oh, the drama!
I don't know why Ebony *Evony was so mad at me. Wait, who's point of view is this? I had went out with Vampire (I'm bi and so is Ebony *Evony) for a while but then he broke my heart. Why did you switch to Draco's point of view all of a sudden? He dumped me because he liked Britney, Oh, God, not Britney Spears! a stupid preppy fucker. Oh. Okay. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.) Yes, because hanging out with a prep means the end of the entire world as we know it!
"But I'm not going out with Draco anymore!" said Vampire.
"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest That's an awful long way to run. Up from the dungeons to the first floor, out the main door, down the path an awful long way, past the lake, and past Hagrid's Hut. You must be in pretty good shape. where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears. Why the heck would you go back there? The tree is tainted!