AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! Nope. Still amusing. ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle afert al I sort of assumed that, seeing as she's at Hogwarts. n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok! What? I think you need to turn your spell check on. What did you even say? Something about being evil?
I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. Nice name. /sarcasm I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. What a surprise. You know, if you really were "emo," or "goth," or whatever you are, then you would probably not be in a band. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it. Okayyyy, then…) and Hargrid. LOL WHAT? Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists Don't even get me started.(he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s Um, you were wearing one earlier in the story. Or did you forget that you're a vampire as well? (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak Yum! Steak! How would you like yours cooked?) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. Wow, because that's totally the most depressing movie ever. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut Yes. but I'm really not. Lies.
We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears. How do you "bust" into tears?
"Ebony! *Enoby Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice.
"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears.
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall. Suddenly, Draco!
"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?) Yes. Yes, that is.
I started to cry and cry. I thought you were already crying. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Wait, why is he crying? Then he ran out crying. What?
We practiced for one more hour. Still crying. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! Oh, God, here we go again. His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache.
"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. WHAT? XD I DON'T EVEN! (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists." Oh, the suspense!