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"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! B'loody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off Jeez, she was just trying to help! and I ran to my room crying myself. Is that like wetting yourself? Dumbledore chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way. Didn't stop Draco before.
Anyway, I started crying tears of blood You should really get that checked out. and then I slit both of my wrists. Could you stop with the slitting the wrists? They got all over my clothes Your wrists got all over your clothes? so I took them off You took your wrists off? and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak Mm! Tasty! and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. Sandly? What? I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Couldn't believe what? Your outfit? Because I can't believe it either. Then I looked out the window and screamed... Drum roll please! Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! Electronics don't work at Hogwarts. And Loopin was masticating to it! Okay, masticating? XD LOL WHAT IS AIR? They were sitting on their broomsticks.
"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! Um, you're dressed now. ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Again, you already have clothes on. Suddenly Vampire ran in. Oh, so Vampire doesn't look like a perv when he comes in?
"Abra Kedavra!" That's not the spell… he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb. LOLWHAT? HIS WOMB? I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times Dude. You're a witch in your seventh year at Hogwarts, remember? and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Dumblydore ran in. Oh, so now he can look like a perv? "Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted looking at Snape and Loopin and then he waved his wand and suddenly... Drum roll, please!
Hargrid ran outside on his broom Ran outside.. On his broom? What? and said everyone we need to talk.
"What do you know, Hargrid? You're just a little Hogwarts student!" What? He's the Keeper of Keys, remember? Not to mention half-giant!
"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT..." No you're not. Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!" Wow, really?
"This cannot be." Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumblydore's wand had shot him. "There must be other factors."
"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" What? Have any what? I'm lost. I yelled in madly.
Loopin held up the camera triumelephantly. LOL Triumphelephantly! XD "The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!"
I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood. Um, no, I actually don't know how it feels, sorry.
"Why are you doing this?" Loopin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook. …I REALLY hope you mean cloak here, because otherwise it could be extremely perferted… =/
And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint. Da fuq?
"BECAUSE... Drum roll. BECAUSE... Drum roll again." Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Um, Hagrid's wand was taken when he was expelled from Hogwarts in his 3rd year. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent. Da fuq?
"Because you're goffic?" Snap asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan. Again, I say: Da fuq?
"Because I LOVE HER!" OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME.