AN: stop f,aing No. ok hargrid is a pedo 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat What? Where do you even live? I want to know! I will hunt you down and kill you! I wunted 2 adres da ishu! how du u no snap iant kristian plus hargrid isn't really in luv wif ebony dat was sedric ok! What? How do I English?
I was about to slit my wrists again Anger. So much anger. with the silver knife that Drago had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together.
"NO!" I THOUGHT IT WAS WHY ARE WE SHOUTING? HAIRgrid but it was Vampire. He started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" Okay, I actually find that quite funny. and then... Drum roll, please! his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites. What? Eyes can either be white or red, not both!
I stopped. "How did u know?"
"I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!" I thought he didn't have a scar anymore.
"NO!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" Copycat. I shouted.
"I do but Diabolo Who? changed it into a pentagram Wow, really? for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Da fuq? Why? Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco...Volfemort has him bondage!" Oooh, kinky! XD
Anyway I was in the school nurse's office now recovering from my slit wrists. Could we please? Snap and Loopin and HAHRID were there too. They were going to St. Mango's LOL ST. MANGO'S! WHAT IS AIR? after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can't have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. Yes, because the school is full of "hot gurlz" like yourself. Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them. Because that's so mature.
Anyway Hargrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.
"Enoby Finally! You got her name right! I need to tell u somethnig." he said in a v. Wow, because you couldn't type out the entire word? serious voice, giving me the roses.
"Fuck off." I told him. "You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don't like fucked up preps like you." I snapped. Jeez, he's just trying to make up with you! Calm yo' tits! Hargrid had been mean to me before for being gottik.
"No Enoby." Hargrid says. "Those are not roses."
"What, are they goffs too you poser prep?" I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses.
"I saved your life!" He yelled angrily. "No you didn't I replied." "You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video made from your shower scene and being vued by Snap and Loopin." What? I honestly can barely follow your thoughts. Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong Yes.) to it he added silently.
"Whatever!" I yelled angirly.
He pointed his wand at the pink roses. "These aren't roses." Will you just tell us what they are then? He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty that's all you haD TO SAY! . WHY ARE WE SHOUTING AGAIN?
"That's not a spell that's an MCR song." I corrected him wisely.
"I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes." Then he screamed. "Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for raven I love you girl! What?)imo noto okayo!" …Gibberish. Did you close your eyes and see what sort of random words you could make? Because that's what it looks like.
And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. ..You said that already. Now I knew he wasn't a prep. Wow, just because he made a black flame?
"OK I believe you now wtf is Drako?" Silly author, Draco is a wizard. You know this already.
Hairgrid rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame Hehe. You said balls. but I could c nothing.
"U c, Enobby," Dumblydore Where did Dumbledore come from? said, watching the two of us watching the flame. "2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT Ha. Haha. Hah. *Cough* Please, don't make me laugh.) u mst find urslf 1st, k?"
"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!" Hargrid yelled. dUMBLydore lookd shockd. I guess he didn't have a headache or else he would have said something back. What is it with him and headaches?
Hairgrid stormed off back into his bed. "U r a liar, prof dumbledoree!"
Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Lace again? Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them. Da fuq? Boots with pictures on them? I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (if u don't know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off! No, I'd rather not. This is quite amusing.) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss. Wait, red lipstick and black lip gloss? I imagine that you'd look like you have swollen lips or something. Maybe bruised lips. Gross.
"You look kawai What?, girl." B'loody Mary said sadly. "Fangs (geddit Sadly, yes.) you do too." I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists STOP WITH THE SLITTING OF WRISTS. feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. Silly vampire, you don't have blood. I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snap and Loopin couldn't spy on me this time. Good call. I went to some classes. Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. HAIR OF MAGICAL CREATURES! I DON'T EVEN- He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Draco. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff. DON'T YOU DARE DISS ON HUFFLEPUFF, YOU—YOU- ARGH!
"Hi." he said in a depressed way. "Hi back." I said in an wqually said way.
We both looked at each other for some time. Harry I thought his name was Vampire. had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Dracos. Then... we jumped on each other and started screwing each other. Wait, wait, WHAT? Dude, you are such a slut!
"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" shouted Professor McGoggle Woo! You go, Professor McGoggle! XD who was watching us and so was everyone else. So… You were having sex… In a classroom? Full of people? Okay….
"Vampire you fucker!" I said slapping him. "Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Draco!" Well, you obviously wanted to screw Vampire, so, it's your fault, too… I shouted and then I ran away angrily.
Just then he started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" XD LOL! Yep, still amusing. and then... his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites. … I thought we went through this already.
"NO!" I ran up closer.
"I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted. Da fuq? Déjà vu!
"I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco...Volfemort has him bondage!" Oh, my Rowling, did you just post part of the previous chapter? Really?
SPECIAL FANGZ 2 RAVEN MY GOFFIX BLOOD SISTA WTF UR SUPPOZD 2 RIT DIS!11111111
HEY RAVEN DO U KNOW WHERE MY SWEATER I Um, if you need to talk to your friend, I'm sure a phone call would work a lot better.