AN: raven fangz 4 gelpin me agen im sory ah tok ur postr of gerard but dat guy is such a fokin sexbom! PREPZ STOP FLAMIGNG! Nope, Chuck Testa.
Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Dumbledore. We were so scared. Why?
"Dumbledore Dumblydore!" we both yelled. Dumbledore came there. Dumbledore came? Why is it that my mind is so dirty? XP
"What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?" Ooh, nice one! he asked angrily.
"Volsemort has Draco!" we shouted at the same time.
He laughed in an evil voice. Muahahahahahahahahahaha!
"No! Don't! What? A person's not allowed to laugh around here? Jeez, tough crowd. We need to save Draco!" we begged. You're still both speaking at the same time? Wow, pretty impressive!
"No." he said meanly. "I don't give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ebony." I agree! he said while he frowned looking at me. "Besides I never liked him that much anyway." then he walked away. Vampire started crying. "My Draco!" he moaned. (AN: don't u fik gay guyz r lik so hot! You know, thinking that gay guys are hot would be counterproductive, seeing as our job as human beings is to procreate, and gay men are not particularly interested in procreating with a female human being.)
"Its okay!" I tried to tell him but that didn't stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Jeez, you guys should really talk to Madame Pomfrey about that. Then he had a brainstorm. Brain blast! "I had an idea!" he exclaimed.
"What?" I asked him.
"You'll see." Tease. he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then...Drum roll please! suddenly we were in Voldemprt's lair! Wow, you couldn't have thought of that before?
We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. "Allah Kedavra" ALLAH KEDAVRA! WHAT IS AIR?
It was... Drum roll please! Voldemort!