AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Nope! Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists. For some reason, I highly doubt that. PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws! Okay, it was good knowing you.

WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD. Oh, God. Is there going to be more sex? Because my eyes are threatening to "cry tears of blood."

We ran to where Volcemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there. But… It's Voldemort's lair… Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Pettigrew? Draco was there crying tears of blood. You guys. Please, get this checked out! Snaketail Well, I guess worms are sort of like mini snakes… was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail. Oh, God. This is going to annoy me for the rest of the story…

"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun You. Guys. Are. Wizards. he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. Mary-sue, much? "." he said. What? How do you say a period? (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok Sure. Whatever you say. )

"Huh?" I asked.
"Enoby I love you will you have sex with me?" SO. MUCH. MARY. SUE. asked Snaketail. I started laughing crudely. "What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard." I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Wow. Gory. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.

"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around. But… His heart has just been stabbed. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly. Why are you crying? This guy was torturing your boyfriend!

"Snaketail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort. Then... Drum roll please! he started coming! Oh, dirty mind, why must you plague me with thoughts? We could hear his high heels clacking to us. Hehe. Voldemort is cross-dressing. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. …You came there by spell and you fly away on broomsticks? Where did they come from? We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.

"What's wrong honey?" asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw. Wow, subtle much? He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah Hah. That's so funny I forgot how to laugh.) and a really huge you-know-what and everything. Could we please?

"Its so unfair!" I yielded. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B'loody Mary, because she's not ugly or anything."

"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts. Hey! I resent that!" answered Draco.

"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! White girl problems. Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory enoby isn't a snob or anyfing Sure she's not. /sarcasm. but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE! Yes, because being really good at many things is a curse." I shouted and then I ran away.