Hey, guys! I'm back!

After many, many months, I have finally returned! (Temporarily)

I don't have much to think about or to say on here, so...

On with the show!

Sincerely Sorry,

Rachel V.S. World


BEEP, BEEEP!

Nine. Camper, looking for directions.

BEEP, BEEEP!

Ten. Hiker…

…Needs food. Sigh.

Screaming. No, he can't sleep here. Nurse Joy kicks him out.

BEEP, BEEEP!

Gold sat up and stretched, letting out a yawn.

Eleven. It's a Trainer. Queue Nurse Joy...

"Hi! Welcome to the Goldenrod Pokémon Center! How may I help you today?"

Yup, there she goes. Gold rubbed his eyes, yawning again. Char twitched on his lap, flaring up at the feeling of movement. Gold brushed off the flames that were catching on his clothes. What a day… I can't believe Silver's not awake yet…

It had been four hours since Lyra mysteriously left, and Gold felt that Silver wasn't ever going to walk out of those escalator stairs, all healed and perfectly fine. At this rate, he thought, I'll NEVER get to the Pokémon League.

Gold observed a girl with pink hair and a Miltank at the counter, chattering away happily as she gave Nurse Joy her Pokéballs. He closed his eyes, leaning his head on his hands. Weird. Never seen her around before.

"'Scuse me?" An oddly high voice addressed, poking his shoulder.

"…Hm…?"

Gold lazily opened his eyes, his vision enclosed by a pair of lashed pink ones. "Excuse me," said the voice, "But what did you say?"

It took a while for Gold to register that those eyes were a few centimeters from his face.

"HWAAAH!" He screamed, knocking over his chair in surprise. Tripping over himself as he tried to flee, Gold tumbled to the floor, his chair trapping him by the waist. "GAAH!" He flailed his arms, trying to get the chair off of him, but he was stuck.

Gold heard heavy footsteps coming towards him. Oh no, he thought, This is the end!

Sniff, sniff.

Something was sniffing his hair. It snorted. Gold squeezed his eyes shut as he waited for his impending doom.

Suddenly, a weight was lifted from his head.

Wait a minute…

Gold turned to his side, coming face to face with a Miltank.

"Moo," It said as it munched on his hat.


Gold stared at the Milk Cow Pokémon, bewildered, before he realized that he didn't have his hat on his head.

"Hey! Gimme back my hat!" Gold swiped for his hat, but the Miltank jumped nimbly out of his way. "Fine, I guess we'll have to settle this mano a mano, huh?" Gold lunged at the Pokémon, wriggling his arms and legs as he struggled to free himself. "Graah!"

"Moo!" The Miltank yelped, dropping Gold's hat and scurrying away. Gold turned his head from side to side, trying to find out where the thieving Pokémon went.

"I swear, you stupid cow, if you even so much as pulled a thread on my hat, I'll...I'll feed you to my Quilava!" Gold growled out his threat, trying for the third time to get out from under the chair. Jesus Celebi, THIS CHAIR'S STRONG!

Suddenly, the chair was lifted from his waist and thrown to the side. Gold heard it crash against the wall, and clatter onto the floor. Then a pale hand reached out, grabbed him by his collar, and pushed him against the wall.

"Hey! What are you-"Gold cut himself off as he faced the person who had him cornered up close.

Her face was beautiful, with a fine jaw line and well-rounded, blushed cheeks that made her seem young and childlike, when she was probably well into her teenage years. Her plump, pink lips were curled into a menacing sneer, showing her perfectly straight, white teeth. Bright pink, thick locks; pulled back into perfectly symmetrical pigtails; framed her lovely expression, and glittering rose-quartz eyes bored threateningly into his. She was… very pretty.

"Wow…" Gold sighed, endlessly gazing at her poetically inspiring features. Her high voice cut him off.

"Quit glaring at me, nimrod!" She shook his collar, thrusting his head even harder against the wall with surprising force. "Did you just threaten my Moochie?"

"Uhh..." Gold blushed, swallowing nervously, "M-maybe?"

"MAYBE! You just told her you'd feed her to your Quilava!"

Gold flushed angrily. "W-well…She tried to eat my hat!"

"Well you should have kept it on your head!" The girl said, her tone of voice growing from menacing to taunting.

"Maybe I would've, if I wasn't TRAPPED UNDER A FREAKING CHAIR BECAUSE OF YOU!"

Nurse Joy; who happened to be listening the whole time; grabbed for her phone and dialed a number, anxiously whispering into the receiver, "We have a Code Rainbow, girls; I repeat; Code Rainbow."

Hanging up quickly, she watched worriedly as the two Trainers began to battle it out.


BWAHAHAAH! Cliffhangers. :3

~Rachel V.S. World