AN: stup flaming ok! Nope! btw u suk frum no on evry tim sum1 flams me im gona slit muh ristsz! Could we PLEASE stop with the slitting of the wrists? It's not even funny. fangz 2 raven 4 hlpein!
"Ebony Ebony! *Enoby Enoby!" shouted Draco sadly. "No, please, come back!"
But I was too mad. Wait. Why are you mad at him? I thought you were mad at the world for making you so amazing. XP
"Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Vampire!" I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. Yes, because Hogwarts lets you have black doors with blood-red keys. As a matter of fact, you're not even allowed to have a private room! Because I highly doubt that you're Head Girl. It had a picture of Marylin Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Draco and Vampire. I started to cry and weep. I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. ARGH I AM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND ACTUALLY SLIT YOUR WRISTS SO YOU SEE HOW NOT-FUNNY IT IS! I drank the blood all depressed. Once again, you do not have blood. Then I looked at my black GC watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class. Hogwarts doesn't have Biology class.
So, I'm actually starting to get angry just from reading a story. I think I need ice cream. But we don't have any. T_T
I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters. Jeez, you spend more time explaining your outfit than you do actually telling the story! I put my ebony black hair out. What, does it need to be put out like a dog? Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work. Again, Hogwarts doesn't have Biology. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Da fuq? That's not biology! Suddenly the guitar turned to Draco! Suddenly, Draco!
"Enoby I love you!" he shouted sadly. Why is he sad about loving her? She loves him, as far as he knows. "I dnot care what those fucker preps and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!." Wow. Well spoken. /sarcasm. Then... he started to sing "Da Chronicles of Life and Death" (we considered it our song now cuz we fell in love when Joel was singing it Sure you did.) right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing and gothic How is a voice gothic? and sexxy like a cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre and Marilyn Manson (AN: don't u fink dos guyz r so hot. To be honest, if you think they're hot, then I don't. if u dnot no who dey r get da fuk out od hr! Nope, this is too amusing.) .
"OMFG. How do you pronounce that anyways? "Ohmmffguh?"" I said after he was finished. Some fucking preps stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Draco's now How do you flip someone off while holding hands at the same time?) at them. "I love you!" I said and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (i fukin h8 dat bitch Well, if you hate her, then why are you kissing like her?) and CMM in a Cinderella Story. Yes, because that's totally a gothic story. Then we went away holding hands. Loopin shouted at us but he stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether. Then I saw a poster saying that MCR would have a concert in Hogsmede right then. Yes, because a poster means that the concert is happening at this very moment. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went 2gether. Wow. No words to describe my emotions.