AN: u no wut! sut up ok! No. proov 2 me ur nut prepz! raven u suk u fuken bich gimme bak mah fukijn swteet ur supsd 2 rit dis! Raven wtf u bich ur suposd to dodis! Okay, if you're mad at your friend, then call her and tell her. Don't include us in the mix! BTW fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh japnese! Oh, God. Does this mean there will be pseudo-Japanese in this chapter?

We ran happily to Hogsmede. I thought you were always depressed. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly. Again, what about the depression? MCR were there playing 'Helena'. I was so fucking happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Draco thought so, He's so gay in this story. I could totally see him getting an erection Told you. but it didn't matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. Lies. I was wearing Oh, God, here we go again. a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Draco was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. Yes, because you can totally do that while moshing. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn't them at all. It was.,...Drum roll please! Volsemort and da Death Dealers! XD Death Dealers.

"Wtf Draco im not going to a concert wid u! But… You're already there…" I shouted angrily. "Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them"

"What cause we...you know..." he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don't like to talk a bout you-know-what. You mean sex? Wow, you're such mature 17-year-olds.

"Yeah cause we you know!" I yielded in an angry voice.

"We won't do that again. Sure you won't." Draco promised. "This time, we're going with an ESCORT."

"OMFG "Ohmmffguh!" wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream? Oh, so now you're hipsters?" I asked. "So I guess ur a prep or a Christina What? or what now?"

"NO." he muttered loudly. Okay, how exactly do you mumble loudly?

"R u becoming a prep or what?" I shootd angrily.

"Enoby! I'm not! Pls come with me!" He fell down to his knees and started singing 'Da world is black' by GC to me. Why does he insist on singing?

I was flattened You were flattened? XD Lol! cause that's not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me! Well, yeah, I kind of assumed that he memorized the lyrics.

"OK then I guess I will have to. Oh, God. Please help me." I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room.

B'loody Mary was standing there. "Hajimemashite gurl. OH MERLIN PLEASE SAVE ME." she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz 'how do u do' in japanese Please, could we not?). "BTW Willow that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math." (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U! Okay, as a "good writer" (Which you aren't), technically you should keep your friends out of the story. =/)

"It serves that fuking bich right." I laughed angrily.

Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. I thought you guys were gonna have sex though. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. Dude, that is not gothic. "Maybe Willow will die too." I said.

"Kawai. What?" B'loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. Energetically lethargically? How does that even work? "Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loopin did it with her cause he's a necphilak." Da fuq?

"Kawai. What?" I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence I would LOVE to learn how to do that, you know. for da rest uv da movie.

"OH HEY WHY ARE WE SHOUTING AGAIN? BTw, im going to a concert with drako tonight in Hogsmeade with mcr." I sed. " I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA." Oh, God.

B'Loody Mairy Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. "Omfg "Ohmmffguh!" totally lets go shopping."

"In Hot Topic, right?" I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde. Yes, because there's totally a Hot Topic in Hogsmeade.

"No." My head snaped up.

"WHAT?" my head spuin. I could not believe it. "B'Loody Mary are u a PREP?"

"NOOOO!NOOOO!" She laughed. "I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that's all." You know, Hogwarts is pretty much in the middle of nowhere. The only village near the castle is Hogsmeade, and you know how small that is.

"Hu told u abut them" I askd sure it would be Drako or Diabolo or Vampire(don't even SAY that nam to me! You're the one who said it.). Or me.

"Dumblydore." She sed. "Let me just call our broms."

"OMFFG "Ohmmffffguh!" DUMBLYDORE?" I asked quietly. IF YOU ASKED QUIETLY THEN WHY WAS IT IN ALL CAPS?

"Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk." She told me. "Come on let's go."

We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE WHY ARE WE FREAKING YELLING AGAIN! and he gave me a few dresses. "We only have these for da real goffs."

"Da real goffs?" Me and B'Loody Mary asked.

"Yah u wouldn't believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday loopin and snap tried to buy a goffic camera pouch." He shook his head. "I dint even no they had a camera."

"OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN! PLEASE STOP YELLING. YOU'RE HURTING MY FEELINGS." I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.

"Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit" The salesperson said.

"Yeah it looks totlly hot." said B'Loody Mary.

"You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. I'm pretty sure that's called "stealing." Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?" he asked.

"Yeah I am actually." I looked back at him. "Hey BTW my name's ebondy dark'ness dementia TARA way what's yours?"

"Tom Rid. Oh, God, because NO ONE can figure out where this is going." He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. "maybe I'll see you there tonight."

"Yeah I don't think so cause I am going there with my bf drako you sick perv! Jeez, give him a break! Consider it a compliment. He was just saying that he liked you." I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Conceited much? Hargrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. "OMFG EBONDY U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!" STOP YELLING!