Me: Hey peoples!
Fang: No one cares!
Me: Why you so mean!
Fang: If you checked Blank's profile you would know that I have been kidnapped.
Me: Yeppers! What's with the Blank's thing? I have a name.
Fang: Well I can't tell anyone it.
Me: it says Luna on my profile.
Fang: We know that's not true.
Me: Damn!
Fang: Everyone is probably dying to know.
Me: Whatever. I said it in other stories before I changed my pen name and wrote MR fics.
Fang: Guess her crazy name and get virtual cookies!
Me: Yay! Wangdoodle!
Fang: Um…
Me: Ha! I forgot that you're still new to this household.
Fang: It's very crowded. Her sister Ariana is annoying and I have to share the basement with other people that she's kidnapped.
Me: Fang I wasn't gonna tell them that.
Fang: It's my fanfiction.
Me: Well it's my freaking basement!
Fang: Calm yourself!
Me: No wonder everybody in the house doesn't like you.
Fang: What is that supposed to mean!
Me: Exactly what I said! They all hate you! Iggy, is the only one that puts up with you!
Fang: *Eyes fill up with tears.*
Me: Aww… Fangy!
Fang: Wangdoodle! I'm crying.
Me: That's not the proper use of the word!
Fang: Fine then! I'll say llama crap instead.
Me: That's offensive to llamas Fang. How could you be so cruel?
Fang: Cruel? You made me an entire episode of Glee. Blaine gives me nightmares!
Me: Ugh your so emotional.
Fang: Do we really have to upload this?
Me: Yes.
Fang: -whines- Why?
Me: Packing peanuts!
Fang: What
Me: My source of food when I was 4 up until age 7.
Fang: Why… I don't even want to know.
Me: The chemicals never really left my system.
Fang: -mutters- That explains a lot.
Me: What? – Pulls out chainsaw-
Fang: Nothing.
Me: That's what I thought. Good boy.
Fang: Please take pity on me. I've been kidnapped and have to share a basement with Iggy, Drake her OC, Well it's not really hers because she kidnapped him from his creator and Draco Malfoy who is really annoying.
Draco: Friggin emo muggle!
Fang: See.
Me: Draco and I are working through some anger issues.
Fang: Like that'll help.
Me: Oh dear god just shut up and go kick some babies.
Fang: What?
Me: Sorry packing peanut chemicals.
Fang: Guess her name for virtual cookies. Kidding you get nothing but a shout out from the wonderful –
Draco: Draco Malfoy!
Me: Draco, get back in the basement! – Pushes down stairs viciously-
Fang: as I was saying. You get a shout out from the wonderful me! Hint her name starts with a Z and ends with an A.
Me: Bye!