Me: Hey guys! Thanks for reviewing! So someone did guess my name. But I'm a little reluctant to tell you guys. So we'll just call me Zee.
Fang: Just tell them!
Me: No!
Fang: We found out something about the word Wangdoodle.
Me: You don't sound very excited.
Fang: woo hoo.
Me: Fang came to school with me today!
Fang: It sucked. Her friends are creepy.
Me: Tell them the best part!
Fang: No!
Me: YES! –Smacks head ferociously-
Fang: Fine… she dragged me to health class.
Me: Tee-hee!
Fang: It was horrifying!
Me: He had to label diagrams! I'm so proud!
Fang: Can we please move on.
Me: Yes. Wait move on to what? This story has no point.
Fang: It's not even a story!
Me: Calm your boob Fang!
Fang: Boob?
Me: Oh don't pretend.
Fang: What?
Me: You're growing a boob Fang. You haven't noticed?
Fang: I am not growing a boob! Wait a singular boob?
Me: Yes. See –pokes chest-
Fang: Please explain.
Me: umm… wait I have an answer… nope! Don't have anything logical to explain this. Oh wait I got it, yeah, you're getting fat!
Fang: I am not.
Me: Your fatness is causing a boob to grow.
Fang: Ugh. This is useless.
Me: Yeppers.
Draco: Zee! I'm here to eat Hermione!
Me: Draco get back downstairs! Your sick!
Fang: Wait he's sick?
Me: You need to be more observant Fang. You didn't notice your boob or that Draco has a fever.
Fang: He seems fine.
Me: He has been muttering things all day.
Fang: Like what?
Me: He's going to eat Hermione, Kiss Max, and feed Iggy Wangdoodles.
Fang: He said all that?
Me: Ugh.
Fang: Stop Ughing me Zee.
Me: That rhymed!
Fang: Are you even listening?
Me: Yes. Else I wouldn't have noticed that it rhymed. Duh.
Fang: She wasn't listening.
Me: I can hear you!
Fang: You were supposed to!
Me: Fangy? –sing songs-
Fang: Yes…
Me: Will you help me decorate the Christmas tree?
Fang: You're Jewish!
Me: My dad isn't! He still has a tree!
Fang: No.
Me: Are you scared?
Fang: Nooo…
Me: You're scared of my Dad!
Fang: Zee he's like 6'7!
Me: You're almost that tall!
Fang: But he has a beard!
Me: This should probably end now.
Fang: yeah. Whisper 13 you guessed her name and now you get a shout out from me. So… yeah. There it is.
Me: Bye!